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This is a collection of the funniest joke ever you read which is<br />

based on the married couple. Marriage is a bond or commitment<br />

which is taken by both men and women with love, care, and<br />

support. They share a very strong bond and create un<strong>for</strong>gettable<br />

moments.


joke 1:<br />

If a person said,” I will tell you later” it means he wanted to get permission<br />

from his wife.<br />

joke 2:<br />

Doctor suggest women never touch any alcoholic thing in her life and she<br />

got divorced from her husband on the same day.


Joke 4:<br />

Sam noticed that his credit card is lost but he never visited the<br />

police station because thief expenses are less than from his wife.<br />

She said,” which country invented I Love You?”.<br />

Joke 5.<br />

He replied,” Of course, China.”<br />

she said,” how can you say that.”<br />

He said,” because it has no guarantee if it works then till moon if it will not<br />

work than till noon.”


Joke 6:<br />

Men visited his friend's office.<br />

Man-sir, I want a divorce from my wife, she is not talking to me <strong>for</strong> 2 months.<br />

His friend said,” you should be happy, this unique thing is to happen with a<br />

man in the world once in his life.<br />

Joke 7:<br />

Roma said,” do you have <strong>your</strong> character certificate?”<br />

He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .”<br />

Roma said,” ok, then give me <strong>your</strong> mobile phone, I want to check <strong>your</strong><br />

Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”


Joke 8:<br />

Roma said,” do you have <strong>your</strong> character certificate?”<br />

He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .”<br />

Roma said,” ok, then give me <strong>your</strong> mobile phone, I want to check <strong>your</strong><br />

Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”


Joke 9:<br />

Ram and his wife are traveling in the car.<br />

Ram said to his family,” all of you wanted to roam somewhere this summer<br />

vacation ?”<br />

His wife-” a special <strong>for</strong>eign trip with all of you my dear ones.”<br />

Ram Said to his wife,” I will throw only you as soon as possible at <strong>your</strong><br />

parents' home.”


Joke <strong>10</strong>:<br />

Husband is throwing a knife on the picture of the wife hanging on the wall<br />

but all of a sudden his wife called him and he missed his shot.<br />

The wife said,” what you are doing.”<br />

The husband replied,” I am missing you.”


Conclusion:<br />

Love <strong>jokes</strong> can be used on any occasion, situations, and<br />

functions which make you happy and laugh loudly at the same<br />

time release <strong>your</strong> stress too.<br />

Here are some funny Husband Wife Jokes<br />

which make you laugh loudly.<br />

Thanks and Regards:-Sauve women

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