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30 — VANGUARD, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2019<br />
My husband’s friend is hot!<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
I’ve been with my husband<br />
for over ten years and we have<br />
three lovely children and a<br />
good house of our own. We<br />
both have good jobs and life<br />
is good.<br />
Although I love my husband<br />
to bits, I’ve fancied his very<br />
good friend for years. He’s<br />
been quite helpful and<br />
friendly to me, and I even get<br />
jealous if he speaks of other<br />
women.<br />
Married to a mama’s boy<br />
My husband is completely<br />
tied to his mother’s apron<br />
strings. At first it was kind<br />
of endearing, but now it’s<br />
starting to really get on my<br />
nerves. She fusses over him<br />
non-stop, taking him<br />
lunches at work and even<br />
bringing him local soups she<br />
swears he loves.<br />
It might be alright if he was<br />
a teenager, but he’s 36 years<br />
old for God’s sake! Now the<br />
whole situation is starting<br />
to affect how masculine I see<br />
him in the bedroom<br />
department. I could take<br />
over from her, but I’m a busy<br />
career woman and I’d prefer<br />
Her cruel taunts put me off sex<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
My ex-girlfriend left me<br />
feeling so paranoid about sex<br />
that I am now nervous about<br />
getting involved with women<br />
again. I suffer from premature<br />
ejaculation and she made me<br />
feel like it was my fault and<br />
somehow I was doing it just<br />
to spite her. She kept telling<br />
me only “kids” suffer from it<br />
and I should ‘grow up’ and<br />
learn to satisfy a woman.<br />
Is there a pill I could take to<br />
cure it? I’ve tried most of the<br />
recommended methods but<br />
none works very well. If there<br />
isn’t a drug, is there anything<br />
else you could suggest?<br />
Albert,<br />
by e-mall.<br />
Dear Albert,<br />
Of course, it is not your fault.<br />
One in three men struggles<br />
with premature ejaculation,<br />
PE, at some point in their<br />
lives. It can happen to anyone,<br />
no matter how old or sexually<br />
experienced you are. Your exgirlfriend<br />
is as misguided as<br />
she is rude. You’re lucky to be<br />
rid of her!<br />
There is a lot of research<br />
If he hits on me, it’s going<br />
to require all my willpower to<br />
turn him down!<br />
Christy, by e-mail.<br />
Dear Christy,<br />
What you’re describing has<br />
all the signs of lust, not love.<br />
You’re happy with your home<br />
and husband, but you want<br />
the excitement of strong<br />
emotion.<br />
So, you lust after this man<br />
from a distance, get jealous if<br />
him to man-up and learn to<br />
look after himself, instead of<br />
running to his mum to wipe<br />
his nose! We have only one<br />
child of school age.<br />
Ifeoma, by e-mail.<br />
Dear Ifeoma,<br />
I can understand why<br />
you’re upset. Women<br />
generally want a man who<br />
would look after us and<br />
protect us, and it doesn’t<br />
feel like your man is that<br />
when his mother pampers<br />
him all of the time. As a<br />
career woman, it’s obvious<br />
taking over domestic chores<br />
is the least of your problems.<br />
being done on PE. Some of<br />
the latest thinking is that it<br />
could be hereditary. It could<br />
also have something to do<br />
with the levels of chemicals<br />
(serotonin and dopamine) in<br />
your brain. High levels of<br />
dopamine appear to trigger<br />
early ejaculation, and high<br />
levels of serotonin appear to<br />
delay it. Drugs like antidepressants<br />
can help restore<br />
the balance...and getting lots<br />
of exercise also seems to help.<br />
Scientists are currently<br />
working on a pill to ‘cure’ PE.<br />
But it has to be perfected and<br />
he sees someone else.<br />
The reality is, if you knew<br />
your partner’s best friend as<br />
well as you know your<br />
husband, you’d feel the same<br />
about him. You’d be<br />
affectionate but restless. So,<br />
instead of trying to hurriedly<br />
have a bite of the forbidden<br />
fruit, hoping not to be caught,<br />
put your energy back into<br />
loving your husband.<br />
Talk yourself out of doing<br />
anything you’ll later be very<br />
ashamed of.<br />
You might be focused on<br />
your career but men don’t<br />
like getting their own meals<br />
all the time!<br />
Try to calmly discuss with<br />
him about his mother<br />
backing off. But not before<br />
you’ve sorted out domestic<br />
alternatives like a reliable<br />
househelp, for instance,<br />
since you can obviously<br />
afford one. On top of which<br />
you could do a few things<br />
to take care of him as part<br />
of your loving, nurturing<br />
relationship. Role reversals<br />
in a marriage sounds<br />
interesting but it’s not<br />
popular in this neck of the<br />
woods!<br />
approved, and drugs are not<br />
the answer for everyone.<br />
In the meantime, you can<br />
learn to manage your PE. Go<br />
to the American website<br />
www.goodinbed.com and<br />
download an e-book called<br />
'Overcoming Premature<br />
Ejaculation'.<br />
It is said to be the best book<br />
on the subject, and it covers<br />
the practical and emotional<br />
aspects. Read it, do the<br />
exercises and when you feel<br />
confident, start dating again.<br />
Not all women are as<br />
unsympathetic as your ex!<br />
High levels of<br />
dopamine appear to trigger<br />
early ejaculation, and high levels of<br />
serotonin appear to delay it, drugs<br />
like anti-depressants can help<br />
restore the balance and getting lots<br />
of exercise also seems to help.<br />
Scientists are currently working on<br />
a pill to ‘cure’ PE<br />
Mum is a pain in the<br />
neck!<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
Even now I’m in my mid-<br />
30s, my mother is as<br />
overbearing as always. She<br />
thinks she knows exactly<br />
what’s best for me and has<br />
always had my whole life<br />
mapped out. For example, as<br />
a teenager, we fell out because<br />
she didn’t like the make-up I<br />
wore and disapproved of my<br />
friends. They were friends I<br />
really got on well with, but<br />
mum wanted me to be friends<br />
with her posh friends’<br />
children.<br />
These days, her problem is<br />
about my choice in men and<br />
my career.<br />
What can I do to stop her?<br />
Temi, by e-mail.<br />
Dear Temi,<br />
I’m happy with both men<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
I have been married for<br />
three years and we have a<br />
daughter. I have been<br />
secretly seeing one of my<br />
husband’s friends for the<br />
past six months, though he<br />
is also married. We have<br />
a sexual relationship and<br />
love each other so much.<br />
But I feel bad because this<br />
man is a better lover than<br />
my husband. As a result,<br />
I have not had sex with my<br />
husband for weeks.<br />
I know that this is a<br />
wrong thing to do, but I’m<br />
very happy this way. Why?<br />
Dorothy, by e-mail.<br />
Dear Dorothy,<br />
Because you have no<br />
morals, no scruples, no<br />
Could your poor mum be<br />
over-compensating for her<br />
own life not turning out as<br />
planned? Well, let her know<br />
she can’t live her life through<br />
you. I guess you must have<br />
said this to her time and again<br />
over the years. Calmly<br />
communicate your feeling but<br />
learn to step back too. She may<br />
never really change.<br />
Any mother would be<br />
anxious about a daughter in<br />
her 30s who isn’t married,<br />
especially since the longer<br />
you leave childbearing, the<br />
more difficult it gets to<br />
conceive. Try to brush off her<br />
overbearing behaviour as<br />
challenging, as it may be.<br />
After all, you’re in control of<br />
your own life and there’s not<br />
much she can do about it now<br />
you’re a grown up!<br />
What present would<br />
impress my married lover?<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
I’ve been involved with<br />
a married man for about<br />
two years now. This year,<br />
I’m thinking of giving<br />
him a complete native<br />
wear, come Christmas. He<br />
seems to be short of this. I<br />
don’t care if his wife finds<br />
out about where the gift<br />
comes from, but from past<br />
experience, gifts that look<br />
remotely suspicious have<br />
been left in my flat. What<br />
do you suggest I give him<br />
that he could take home?<br />
Chichi, by e-mail<br />
Dear Chichi,<br />
You say you love this<br />
man, but wouldn’t you<br />
rather have a man of your<br />
own to share your<br />
birthdays and Christmas'<br />
with? Someone you could<br />
shower with love and gifts<br />
for the whole of various<br />
holidays? I think you’re<br />
playing a dangerous<br />
game. If you think you can<br />
give him something so<br />
special, he’ll wear it all<br />
the time so that his wife<br />
will eventually find out<br />
about you.<br />
This is hurtful to say, but<br />
be rest assured that<br />
whatever you give him<br />
that couldn’t be taken<br />
home would be given<br />
away to someone else,<br />
rather than have his wife<br />
find out. Why not get a<br />
bottle of good wine to<br />
share, or prepare his<br />
favourite meal you can eat<br />
together? Why not make<br />
sure you get out, meet and<br />
have fun with other single<br />
people?<br />
conscience and no<br />
common sense, it is clear<br />
that you have no respect<br />
for your husband, his<br />
friendship or your<br />
marriage vows.<br />
You may think you are<br />
happy now, but the joy<br />
will evaporate when your<br />
husband finds out about<br />
your affair. Sexual<br />
compatibility is important<br />
in a marriage, but it takes<br />
a lot more than good sex<br />
to make a long, mutually<br />
rewarding relationship.<br />
Don’t throw away a good<br />
future for you and your kid<br />
for a sexual fling. By the<br />
way, why did you marry<br />
your husband in the first<br />
place?<br />
Share your problems and release<br />
your burden. Write now to<br />
Dear Bunmi,<br />
Vanguard Newspapers,<br />
P.M.B 1007, Apapa, Lagos, or<br />
bunmsof@yahoo.co.uk