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Rat Re-Issues Bennie’s Lunch and Tap<br />
Do you like the grainy photograph<br />
and text printed below? You better.<br />
It’s vintage Hockomock Swamp Rat.<br />
The graininess is amplified because<br />
you’re getting this retro cover and<br />
subsequent Bennie’s Lunch and Tap<br />
Race Info 2nd maybe even 3rd hand.<br />
No doubt Head Rat Peter Wallan him-<br />
self cut and pasted—I mean actually<br />
clipped and glued with his own two<br />
hands not with some fancy dancy computer—the<br />
picture and bill some 14<br />
years ago and who knows from what<br />
yellowed paper he got the original.<br />
I tried to do the same with the race<br />
report from the 1998 Stu’s 30K (part of<br />
HSR’s notorious Grand Pricks Series)<br />
but I just couldn’t do it. The Rat’s signature<br />
6 point Times New Roman was<br />
just too small and pocked. I couldn’t<br />
even read it when I tried copying it in<br />
and I have quasi-young eyes. Thus,<br />
no shortcuts. I retyped the piece and<br />
then searched endlessly for a font that<br />
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