85c May 2020 Merrijig community Newsletter
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Alex’s Dad Jokes … Groan !!!<br />
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today<br />
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature<br />
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?<br />
They each got six months.<br />
As an immigration officer, I may not<br />
always agree with your point of view..<br />
But I can see where you are coming from.<br />
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />
Why does it have to be a group activity<br />
What’s Grey and not very heavy?<br />
Light grey.<br />
Dad: "Knock, knock!"<br />
Kid: "Who's there?"<br />
Dad: Spell!<br />
Kid: Spell who?<br />
Dad: W... H... O...<br />
I tell a lot of dad jokes, but I don't have kids.<br />
I guess that makes me a faux pas.<br />
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle<br />
out of spaghetti . Well I did, and you should’ve seen<br />
her face when I rode pasta.<br />
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