85c May 2020 Merrijig community Newsletter

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Bottom row, Robert Reeve and Kerrie Purcell.
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Ocker‟s Ordinary Undies
By L.Eldridge 13.12.2019 for H.M.V.
What? A change from me usual jocks,
Reliable „Y‟ fronted, white cotton daggies,
This comes as a shock!
You must be joking; I‟m not a some artistic clot.
So what, if there‟s holes and raggedy bits,
I‟ve had „em for years, and no not really smelly!
I like me undies accessible, comfy and not too loose,
Gawd, in those slippery boxers, I‟d feel like a goose.
They are so dark, silky, loose and wide,
What‟s going to hold the jellies inside?
And look at that other colour, hot pink,
Geez I‟d look like a skater or a jockey on a rink,
Be adventurous take a risk, you say,
They look expensive, what did you pay?
Real silk? What the hell are you thinking?
So soft, slippery, me eyes open wide, nervously blinking,
Put „em on? The things we do for our Sheilas!
Next thing you‟ll ask me, is to wear black tights,
Not bloody likely, even the horse would take fright!
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