Mundelein High School - Voices Magazine - 2020
This magazine is the culmination of hundreds of submissions from the students of Mundelein High School. Our editing staff spent the entire year choosing pieces to be published. Normally, we would also be publishing some of our school's phenomenal artwork as well, but due to the COVID-19 closure, we were not able to gather the artwork to vote on.
This magazine is the culmination of hundreds of submissions from the students of Mundelein High School. Our editing staff spent the entire year choosing pieces to be published. Normally, we would also be publishing some of our school's phenomenal artwork as well, but due to the COVID-19 closure, we were not able to gather the artwork to vote on.
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Babysitting in Mundelein
Damia Ali
Picture a neat freak’s worst nightmare, and I don't mean a place with no cleaning
supplies. Instead there are snotty nose kids, booger-infested toys scattered about along
with dinosaur fruit snacks embedded in the carpet. It’s safe to declare that babysitting is
a war zone: with dodgeballs being launched in every direction, Lego pieces on the floor
ready to amputate your foot the moment you step on them, puzzle pieces dispersed all
throughout the house without a trace of their battle buddy, and worst of all, beheaded
stuffed animals and Barbie dolls lying around lifeless.
Rule number one after entering the battlefield, never ever disclose classified information
to the enemy (also known as the kids you're attending to for that night) because if the
war wasn't hectic before, just wait for the quivering lips and tears you'll receive after
stopping Cassie from throwing an explosive with a simple, “No, Cassie, we aren't
chucking dodgeballs at your brother’s head.” When the tears start to roll and the
quivering lips starts to poke out, there's no going back, you are now the enemy and the
mission to regain that 7-year old’s approval is now harder than ever.
Every room in the house has been transformed into a playroom with vibrant crayola
markings on the wall, carpet stained with slime, and toys strewn about. Take your shoes
off and walk into any room and you risk stubbing your toe on a building block.
Removing your shoes is almost as hazardous as Firewalking. And this is unfortunate
because any injuries that occur while babysitting at your pastor’s house doesn't count
for workers compensation. The dos and don'ts are listed in a single text message
admonishing me on how to keep their kids alive, but there's always some vital
instruction left out-- 9 times out of 10, you'll hear, “can we have icecream for dinner??
My mum lets us eat icecream for dinner all the time.” You learn to respond with a gentle
smile rather than rolling your eyes at their impulsive lies.
The idea of getting the kids to bed early so you can finally sit down and relax
summarizes the whole situation: it never happens, because there is no putting the kids
to bed early. Kids somehow always find ways to prolong any task-- brushing their teeth,
walking up the stairs, and if I told them to clean up their extensive mess, the sun might
rise before they even begin to pick up their toys, which leads me to rule number two:
after entering the battlefield, hold your pee until your bladder feels like it's going to
rupture. Because agreeing to patrol the enemy is what you do to take one for the team;
relieving your bladder in the Latrine is what you do for yourself. And I'm not quite sure