EDITOR: ROLEY FOLEY THE TEAM: EDITOR: Glenn Foley foleyg@mweb.co.za DESIGN: Rob Portman rob@ridefast.co.za www.gameservices.co.za ADVERTISING: Sinead Foley foleyg@mweb.co.za Sean Hendley bestbikemagazines@ yahoo.com 071 684 4546 For CPT: Lorna lornad48@yahoo.com HMMM what to say for this month? I think that we are all a bit sick of this whole Lockdown thing <strong>and</strong> I worry about how long it is going to take SA as a nation to recover from more than a month of inactivity. But it might just be balanced by the fact that - to date <strong>and</strong> God willing, SA to a large extent has dodged the bullet. Who knows. But bikes are the gr<strong>and</strong>est things ever invented <strong>and</strong> riding one is the very best way to self isolate. Stay safe - <strong>and</strong> we see you out there soon. AND... Bike shops are open <strong>and</strong> they NEED your support! Pop in, say hello <strong>and</strong> even if its small, buy something! See you out there! Heres a lockdown smile: Jack <strong>and</strong> his wife Diane went to the local Motorcycle show every year, <strong>and</strong> every year Jack would say, ‘Diane, I’d like to ride in that helicopter. ‘Diane always replied, ‘I know Jack, but that helicopter ride is ninety quid, <strong>and</strong> ninety quid is ninety quid’ One year Diane <strong>and</strong> Jack went to the show, <strong>and</strong> Jack said, ‘Diane, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’ To this, Diane replied, ‘Jack that helicopter ride is ninety quid, <strong>and</strong> ninety quid is ninety quid.’ The pilot overheard the couple <strong>and</strong> said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride <strong>and</strong> not say a word, I won’t charge you! But if you say one word, it’s ninety quid.’ Jack <strong>and</strong> Diane agreed <strong>and</strong> up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over <strong>and</strong> over again, but still not a word. When they l<strong>and</strong>ed, the pilot turned to Jack <strong>and</strong> said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’ Jack replied, ‘Well to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Diane fell out, but you know,..... ninety quid is ninety quid!’ ACCOUNTS & SUBSCRIPTIONS: Anette anette.acc@mweb.co.za Office no (011) 979-5035 (011) 979-0053 CONTRIBUTORS: Kurt Beine Zygmund Brodalka Tristan Foley Mike Wessels Jaun Delport Shado Alston NEW & BACK ISSUES AVAILABLE AT WWW. MOTOMEDIA.CO.ZA Piston <strong>and</strong> Gasket Sets Cranks, Conrods <strong>and</strong> Camshafts Cylinder Kits, Rebores, Main Bearings <strong>and</strong> Clutch Plates Email:G124@mweb.co.za EMAIL: no 4 Fifth avenue Northmead Benoni 011 425 1081/4 2 DIRT & TRAIL MAGAZINE JUNE <strong>2020</strong> VALVES,STEM SEALS AND SPRINGS