MEETS: A middle school literary magazine

Why I Hate Quarantine
by Quinton
Well you probably saw or read the title, yes this is a story (probably short) of
me complaining. Now we don't have much time so I’ll start now I guess.
First of all why are y'all buying these toilet paper 80 packs like it's a respiratory
virus it don't effect ya booty. Second how is your day? Good, good I cant see
daylight because I go to sleep at 5am and wake up 2 days later like jeez.
Now the part we all have been waiting for….. Wait wait no thats not ‘till later in
the story, sorry. Ok, next idea hmm.. Well…I could say...Eh, nah that would be
boring. OH OH I have an idea. So shopping, am I right? When your parents
would take you on the mainland for a shopping trip, take a detour and end up
in Boston for some reason? Yeah, that. Well, we all know that now that you
can't, all you want to do is shop. I have 4 almost 5 hundred doll hairs. Wanna
know what I was going to buy with that? A VR, 'cause I was getting prepared
unlike y'all. I know that the boys were playing video games and the girls were
getting their nails done and hair dyed. But you weren't prepared like me.
Turns out they stopped selling them so…
Well corona sucks and I wish things were normal again. Hopefully other
people are doing better than I am.
Hopefully that got a chuckle out of you. Have a great day everyone!