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SUNDAY Vanguard, JULY 12, 2020, PAGE 21<br />

Stranger than fiction – Could some men get this low!?<br />

Are today’s women<br />

trying to out-do the<br />

men in their quest<br />

for sex? When we accuse<br />

some men of being lechers,<br />

isn’t their success to do with<br />

the connivance of their<br />

‘victims’? When I came<br />

across a recent story of the<br />

nightmare a young man<br />

Andy went through in the<br />

hands of her fiancee’s mum<br />

and grandma, I was lost for<br />

words. According to him: “I<br />

had a wonderful fiancee and<br />

we were saving up to buy a<br />

flat together. I was very<br />

happy with my wife. Then<br />

something happened to<br />

change that.<br />

“It began when my fiancee<br />

asked me to help her<br />

decorate her mother’s house.<br />

We both took the day off<br />

work and threw ourselves<br />

into the job. Halfway<br />

through, she got a phone call<br />

from the office, asking her to<br />

go in. I felt bad leaving her<br />

mum to decorate alone, so I<br />

offered to stay and finish it<br />

off. I worked hard all day.<br />

My fiancee’s mum was<br />

delighted and suggested<br />

toasting her new-look home<br />

with a drink. She opened a<br />

bottle of wine, we both had a<br />

couple of glasses and I<br />

began to feel tipsy. What<br />

happened next took me by<br />

surprise. One minute we<br />

were admiring the room,<br />

the next we were kissing<br />

passionately. We stumbled<br />

upstairs to the bedroom<br />

and into bed.<br />

“A little while later, I<br />

heard a creaking sound. I<br />

glanced up to see my<br />

fiancee’s grandmother<br />

popping her head round<br />

the door. She looked<br />

shocked but put her finger<br />

to her lips, then<br />

disappeared. Her<br />

daughter didn’t notice a<br />

thing. A few minutes went<br />

by, then the <strong>front</strong> door<br />

opened and shut loudly<br />

and we heard my fiancee’s<br />

grandmother calling<br />

hello. Her daughter leapt<br />

out of bed, threw her<br />

clothes on and told me to<br />

come down in 10 minutes.<br />

I did as she asked and said<br />

I’d better be off. My<br />

fiancee’s grandmother<br />

insisted on giving me a<br />

lift. I couldn’t refuse.<br />

“As we got into her car,<br />

she started to laugh. She<br />

told me not to worry, that<br />

she wouldn’t say a thing.<br />

She said if I did her a<br />

small `favour’ then she’d<br />

lose her memory”. We<br />

arrived at her home and<br />

went inside. I asked where<br />

she wanted me to start<br />

decorating but she ignored<br />

me. Instead, she began<br />

telling me that she hadn’t<br />

been with a man for many<br />

years. That even though she<br />

had vibrators, she missed<br />

the `human touch’. She<br />

might be a grandmother,<br />

but she was in her early 60s.<br />

“Suddenly, I realised what<br />

she was asking of me. I was<br />

horrified but knew she\d tell<br />

my fiancee if I didn’t agree.<br />

I thought that once it was<br />

over, I could put it all to the<br />

back of my mind and forget<br />

about it. I was wrong. Now<br />

I have two women<br />

constantly pestering me<br />

for sex. They won’t give<br />

up. They keep inventing<br />

excuses for me to go to<br />

their homes to `help out’.<br />

It looks mean if I don’t go,<br />

but once there, I’m<br />

cornered. My fiancee is<br />

starting to suspect that<br />

something is wrong but<br />

she’d never guess the<br />

truth. The guilt is<br />

overwhelming. I<br />

desperately want to tell<br />

her but I know it would<br />

spell the end of our<br />

relationship. I love my<br />

fiancee so much and I’m<br />

desperate not to lose her.<br />

Is there a way out for me,<br />

or have I ruined any<br />

chance of a happy future<br />

with the woman I love? ...”<br />

My first reaction was to<br />

laugh. Who did this<br />

adventurer think he was<br />

kidding? Did he genuinely<br />

believe that if he didn’t<br />

bonk his fiancee’s grandmother,<br />

she would let it<br />

slip about his being<br />

caught in bed with her<br />

own mother? And risk<br />

being condemned by both<br />

daughter and granddaughter?<br />

Please!<br />

I recently shared Andy’s<br />

experience with a male<br />

friend of mine, expecting<br />

him to be appalled by<br />

Andy’s recklessness. He<br />

told me he was actually<br />

bemused by my<br />

indignance. “Women are<br />

equally wayward when it<br />

comes to the grand<br />

seduction”, he told me<br />

flatly. “You hear of the<br />

devoted wife and mother<br />

who constantly sleeps<br />

with her father-in-law, or<br />

the disgruntled ex-wife<br />

who still bonks her ex-s<br />

much older uncle years<br />

after the break up of her<br />

marriage. The uncle<br />

makes sure she never<br />

wants for anything<br />

financially and even if the<br />

ex finally got a whiff of the<br />

scandal, there’s nothing<br />

he could do except make<br />

a lot of noise”.<br />

When it comes to sex, he<br />

affirms, your best bet is to<br />

get it wherever you can<br />

and with whoever you can<br />

as long as the chemistry if<br />

right! I’m still trying to<br />

get that round my head!<br />

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Agbarha Warri communities distance selves from threat<br />

to oil firms<br />

The Agbarha Warri riverine<br />

oil communities of<br />

Ukpokiti and Oteghele in Warri<br />

South Local Government Area of<br />

Delta State have disassociated<br />

themselves from a threat to oil and<br />

gas companies in Warri South ,<br />

Warri South- West and Warri<br />

North local government areas in<br />

a petition to President<br />

Muhammadu Buhari written by<br />

one Roland Oti Yomere.<br />

The inuovwodo (representatives<br />

of Agbarha Warri) of the two<br />

communities, High Chief Victor<br />

Usiakpor and High Chief Samuel<br />

Itu in their reaction made<br />

available newsmen in Warri at the<br />

weekend, noted that the news item<br />

could destabilize and cause<br />

pandemonium in the area<br />

The two Agbarha-Warri high<br />

chiefs made it clear that Ukpokiti<br />

and Oteghele are Urhobo<br />

communities of Agbarha-Warri<br />

autonomous kingdom and not<br />

parts of Omadino federated<br />

communities as claimed by<br />

Yomere. They said Yomere cannot<br />

speak on behalf the two<br />

communities.<br />

The two Agbarha Warri chiefs<br />

insisted that the two communities<br />

were never consulted before the<br />

threat was issued and therefore<br />

added "If there is eventually a shut<br />

down of oil well and gas locations<br />

in our area, government should<br />

hold him responsible ".<br />

Chief Usiakpor and Chief Itu<br />

maintained that Ukpokiti and<br />

Oteghele are peace-loving<br />

communities and therefore<br />

cannot be part of any action that<br />

would be inimical to the revenue<br />

generation of Delta State and<br />

federal governments.<br />

They however appealed to<br />

President Buhari to prevail on<br />

Niger Delta Development<br />

Commission (NDDC) contractor<br />

handling the Omadino/Ukpokiti<br />

and Okerenkoko Escravos<br />

Bridge project to return to site,<br />

adding that the completion of the<br />

project would attract meaningful<br />

development to the area.<br />

WASC Bible varsity holds maiden matriculation<br />

ASC Bible University, Ekete,<br />

WDelta State of the Celestial<br />

Church of Christ has held its maiden<br />

matriculation for students of the 2019/<br />

2020 academic session.<br />

The institution also used the<br />

occasion to honour some<br />

distinguished personalities with<br />

honorary doctorate degrees and<br />

award of honour.<br />

Some of the recipients include;<br />

Chief (Dr.) Freeman O. Ikpen; Engr.<br />

(Dr.) Moses Eyewubokan; Chief (Dr.)<br />

Dickson M. Najomoh. Also among the<br />

recipients of Award of Honour was the<br />

first female bishop in Uvwie, Bishop<br />

(Dr.) Ileleji Felicia, founder of God's<br />

Command Ministry, Effurun.<br />

In a welcome address, the Registrar,<br />

WASC Bible University, Sis. Gloria<br />

Novughakpo, stated that WASC Bible<br />

University is the work of Celestial<br />

Church of Christ Welfare<br />

Association of Shepherds and<br />

Clergies with the intention of<br />

preparing and equipping<br />

ministers for the propagation of<br />

the gospel of Jesus Christ.<br />

The registrar while presenting<br />

the 14 matriculating students,<br />

congratulated them for taking a<br />

decision to receive knowledge<br />

and divine impartation in the<br />

institution. According to her, the<br />

vision of WASC is to raise<br />

kingdom messengers.<br />

Mr. Akhabue-Airiede Matthew<br />

and Bishop (Dr.) Ileleji Felicia<br />

who responded on behalf of<br />

recipients of the awards<br />

commended board members of<br />

the Bible University for the<br />

recognition and award bestowed<br />

on them.

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