Holy Hell Pitch8

Recruiting Tamara
Gigi has been living in Atlantic City and makes her living by straightup
scamming dudes at nightclub her finance’s nightclub by pretending
to be an undercover cop then extorting those who’s wives thought
they were out golfing. Charming! But one night, she finds out that her
fiancé isn’t just a night club owner... he’s also a mob boss. Shit. After
overhearing him refuse to do a scam that would involve going to the
Vatican’s Exorcism Convention (yes, it’s a real thing), and believing she
also witnessed him murdering one of his associates, Gigi decides to run
away from her fiancé (and life) and head to Italy to run the scam herself.
Having access to all the old, valuable, Jesus-y shit that the Vatican has
to offer AND getting the hell away from her scary ex? Yup, please. The
only thing she’ll need to get into the convention is...
Mother Superior
I love that documentary where the little girls head
spins around so if we get to do something that will stop
other little girls’ heads from spinning around...
I definitely would like to pursue that.
Gigi
(Whispering)
Does she think The Exorcist was a documentary…?
Tamara
I’m now realizing that yes, she does, she seems to.
Tamara knows that Gigi isn’t really a nun but, correctly assessing that
Gigi still lies as easily as she breathes, agrees to go with her to the
convention only if Gigi promises to always be COMLETELY HONEST
with and around her, unlike she’s been in the past. And present. By
pretending to be a nun to get sent to an Italian Exorcism Convention.
Gigi agrees and so...
VI