Holy Hell Pitch8

The Exorcism Convention - Day 1
After meeting Father Damien who’s nice-ish but pretty weird,
Gigi and Tamara go to day one of the Exorcism Convention
only to find that it is, well, depressingly fear-based. All day
long, lecturers give presentations aimed at scaring people into
not to pissing off God thereby risking becoming possessed by
evil. How can you stay safe from possession, you ask? Well
by avoiding doing things like drinking, smoking drugs, using
profanity and having sex until at least TWO DAYS after your
wedding night (just to be safe). There is basically no practical
instruction on how to actually perform an exorcism. It’s a total
case of possessee-shaming! But despite that, Tamara and Gigi
still manage to have a really fun day together calling people
out of their antiquated and counter-productive tactics. They
continuously raise their hands and challenge almost every
fear-mongering presenter (Gigi with her amazing ability to
read people and Tamara with her belief that true teachings
are centered around fearing the Devil, not God) In doing so,
they make each other laugh for the first time in years. But on
day two of the convention, shit gets real...
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