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Piercing Truth Edition 4 - City of Greater Geelong

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13<br />

Star Signs<br />

Aries MArch 21 - April 19<br />

Your relationships become much closer<br />

and more involved as your friend<br />

inexplicably discover that you are a<br />

great source <strong>of</strong> warmth in the winter. Of<br />

course, it’s now summer. So expect to be<br />

given a cold shoulder when your friends<br />

give you the flick for the ice-cream man.<br />

TAUrUs April 21 - MAY 21<br />

You’ve fallen into chocolate. Seeing<br />

isn’t believing. Don’t spread rumours<br />

and don’t tell your friends. Talk to the<br />

person. You maybe winning but I’d bet<br />

your bottom dollar that when someone<br />

does it to you you’ll be suffering for your<br />

earnings.<br />

GeMiNi MAY 22 - JUNe 21<br />

Twins aren’t the best <strong>of</strong> fun. Find one<br />

thing and you will find the doorway to<br />

another.<br />

cANcer JUNe 22 - JUlY 23<br />

You’ll find that being nice is a healthy<br />

reward!<br />

leO JUlY 24 - AUG 23<br />

Cool your jets. The spotlight is a<br />

dangerous place to be. Don’t overreact<br />

to certain people and snide comments<br />

are a definite no-no. You may just lose a<br />

friend but gain a few in the process.<br />

VirGO AUG 24 - sepT 23<br />

You’ll find yourself in an awkward<br />

conversation with a friend – particularly<br />

in relation to sex.<br />

liBrA sepT 24 - OcT 23<br />

You’ll find yourself wrapped in tampons.<br />

Don’t overdo it.<br />

scOrpiO OcT 24 - NOV 22<br />

Keep your pincers to yourself.<br />

sAGiTTAriUs NOV 23 - Dec 22<br />

You’ll find yourself in a serious<br />

relationship. (This one is for Mardi ha ha<br />

ha)<br />

cApricOrN Dec 23 - JAN 20<br />

You will be gullible enough to believe<br />

a horoscope you read in a magazine.<br />

Towards the month’s end you will suffer<br />

great disappointment as you realise the<br />

prediction does not actually come true.<br />

Aww… go buy a handkerchief.<br />

AQUAriUs JAN 21 - FeB 19<br />

Something will happen this month. Don’t<br />

know what yet. Expect a surprise. Or<br />

not…<br />

pisces FeB 20 - MAr 20<br />

You feel trapped as you suddenly find<br />

your world restricted to a small glass<br />

tank. You will adopt a new diet <strong>of</strong> small<br />

processed flakes and microscopic<br />

organisms. We wish you luck with this<br />

endeavour.<br />

By Annemeike Oakes and Dayle Grixti<br />

Lara Secondary College

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