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Page 6<br />

Tune:<br />

Words:<br />

ROBERT'S OUR RULES FOR MOTIONS PASSED<br />

Robert's our rules <strong>for</strong> motions passed,<br />

Our guide <strong>for</strong> votes to come,<br />

Our st<strong>and</strong>ard midst <strong>the</strong> stormy blast<br />

Of speeches wearisome.<br />

One scripture sure can truth impart,<br />

The text to which we turn<br />

From "call to order" at <strong>the</strong> start<br />

'Til we, at last, adjourn.<br />

Whereas, <strong>the</strong>re<strong>for</strong>e do we resolve<br />

All questions clearly stated;<br />

All human problems we will solve<br />

By vote, when <strong>the</strong>y're debated.<br />

We want to vote! We want to leave!<br />

We want <strong>the</strong> talk to end!<br />

Oh, what a tangled web we weave<br />

With motions to amend.<br />

Robert's our rules <strong>for</strong> motions passed,<br />

Our guide <strong>for</strong> votes to come,<br />

Be thou our law until <strong>the</strong> last<br />

Of speeches wearisome.<br />

o God, Our Help in Ages Past<br />

Hymns<strong>for</strong> <strong>the</strong> Cerebration of Strife<br />

({;)1990 by Christopher Raible<br />

Used with permission.<br />

From Your Annual Program <strong>Fun</strong>d Continental Committee

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