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GMOT W T | 7.31.2020Each week, we’ll take a look at one party who decidedthat fun is overrated and lent their hand at ruining it for everyone. We’lltake a look and crown the top buzz killers, fun suckers, party downers, and/or moment murderers of the Week.Week One’s title goes to...The Beverage Policy Rebels!They decided three paragraphs telling themto not be “THAT GUY/GIRL” and to put drinksin an opaque container were stupid.EVERYONE, including a cop, needed to seetheir Bud Light pride in all its glory! Theyweren’t going to let a silly beverage policyinfringe on their Freedom to Express theirpreference in cheap beer. This is America!Well, they Red, White, and Blew it foreveryone playing at 8:00 PM.Do everyone a favor and flip back to Page 4 toread the Beverage Policy. Then, go buy aThermos, Bubba Keg, Yeti/Ozark Trail/RTIC orany of the other 4,738 brands of knock-offinsulated cup no one can see through to holdbeverages going forward.Page | 10
CLUBWAKA Power Rankings are for entertainment purposes only. They are based purely on the opinion ofthe Power Ranker(s) and speculaon. If you are upset about your ranking, you are doing kickball wrong andshould focus that energy back into having some fun and laughing off the ridiculousness of not being ranked#1. Official League Standings can be found on the League page at www.CLUBWAKA.com.#1 Crush (0-0)Can’t exactly fault them for not geng to play last week. Crush will maintain the topspot but will have their hands full trying to maintain it with a daunng double-header.Before they get to play their make-up game against Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em, they will haveto try test their mele against a Squad team fresh off a 10-5 win over last year’s runnerup. Also, our apologies to Phil Meide who was overlooked as the captain and kickballmastermind behind Crush.Squad (1-0) 2Squad came out swinging and put up 10 runs against the usually stout defense of ThreeSick Mafia. While it’s not clear if the chain-link backstop owes Squad money, it certainlytook a beang from their kicks. This team believes they should have been in the #1 spotfrom the start, but they will get the chance to actually earn that billing when they takeon Crush at 7:00 PM3 Three Sick Mafia (0 -1)Perhaps that was a “My Bad” with the curse of the commentator, because aermenoning 3SM’s affinity for capitalizing on errors, they ended up making a fewcostly ones of their own, derailing their comeback efforts against Squad. While theywere on the wrong side of a 10-5 scoreline, their performance certainly jusfiedtheir belonging in the Top 4. This week, 3SM will look to bounce back by topplingKickzilla.Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em (0-0) 4Another team that was le waing in the wings last week. Tag ‘em & Bag ‘Em wasnot happy about their placement in the rankings and was looking to start theirseason off with a upset. Instead, T&B will wait to finally take the field and at 8:00 PMto get their 2020 campaign against Chug Norris. Will they have enough le in thetank aerwards to take down Crush at 9:00 PM?Page | 11
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