GMOT: THE (e)MAGAZINE

GMOT W T | 7.31.2020
5 Jaggin Off (0-0)
This New Look Jaggin Off squad got a chance to build some comradery and get
a lile pracce in at another locaon. Everyone knows playing with yourself is
nothing like the real thing, but they’ll get a chance to finally get some real ac-
on this week with games against Pitch Please at 7:00 PM and Kickzilla at
9:00PM with a nice break inbetween to rest and drink some Gatorade.
Kickzilla (0-0) 6
Kickzilla arrived just to be told the party was shut down. It seems like a solid
strategy that cies should remember for future Zilla aacks. Nobody deprives
this team of their kickball though and they found a spot to let the rubber fly in
an exhibion match. Was it enough to knock the rust off? If not, we hope they
pack some WD-40 this week with a double-header featuring Three Sick Mafia at
8:00 and Jaggin Off at 9:00 PM.
7 Chug Norris (1-0)
Not sure what they le as tribute to their shrine of Chuck Norris, but the kicking
Gods smiled upon them last week they scored a staggering 11 runs in their season
debut against Pitch Please. Hopefully, Chug Norris can channel those good
graces again this week, because they are going to need it against a well-rested
Tag ’Em & Bag ’Em team that feels jilted about their placement.
Pitch Please (0-1) 8
Rough start to the season, but Power Ranking Cliché #7 states: It’s not how you
start, it’s how you finish! Pitch Please took an 11-1 shellacking at the hands of Chug
Norris who came out in full (Delta) force. Just like the red rubber balls, they have to
keep rolling and bounce back in the right direcon. Will they be able to do that in
Week 2 against Jaggin Off? P 2 has the advantage of geng their wheels spinning
last week.
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