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It’s Not Where You are, butWhom You are With. Most of us got along really well. I’dhave to say the leadership wasWillem. He was the ringleader thatdrew out the personalities ofeveryone else, and what a wealth ofpersonalities. Marcus never stopped screwingaround, even underwater. Willemplayed practical jokes. Theo was agreat Darth Vader. The Rocco wasthe source and target of a thousandjokes. Gennadi threw out Spanishwords unexpectedly. And on andon. Believe it or not, the mostwidely spoken language behindEnglish was German.Tina’s laugh and smile put the entire trip into perspective. Nothing but laughsThe Knife!First dive. I kitted up next to theAmericans. Hadn’t even talked to themyet. My reef hook caught the air2 of thegirl (whom the Germans baptized as“Bubble Butt”) and the dude screams“Stop. Dude I’m gonna kill you. I’mgonna kill you if you punctured mymembrane!” I stared. Everyone on theDhoni stopped and stared in disbelief.What an asshole! First words out of hismouth…”I’m gonna kill you.” What a way to startour dive vacation. As I write this weeks later, I stillcannot believe it.Needless to say, GI Joe and Bubblebutt didn’t reallycare, or at least didn’t show it. Only Theo and Anitawarmed up to them during the trip. “Joe” and“Bubbles” were wrapped up in their own littleromantic trip. They didn’t share photos. They didn’tbuy rounds of drinks but were willing to acceptdrinks. GI Joe proudly wears all of his diving“badges” dangling on his BCD and lets everyoneknow he owns a dive center in Miami. “Bubbles”adored “Joe”. Good on ‘em, as anAussie might say. Too bad theyhad to be so aloof. They mightbe great people, but few of ussaw that silver lining in thesituation. GI Joe got his name becausehe ALWAYS wore his diveknife. No one really knew why.Everyone asked me, becausethe dude is American. Oh,excuse me, CUBAN American, ashe corrected everyone. What a wasteof space. Someone asked him about theknife later on. The response was something abouthim being from Miami and it’s dangerous there.Whatever. My bet… he kicks “Bubbles" to the curbonce he realizes just how shallow she is. One day, unbeknownst to “GI Joe”, I wore a spoonattached to my suit all day. Marcus wore abutterknife, and I think, Willem wore a fork. We justcouldn’t get over the knife situation. Out in theMaldives? On a 30ft yacht? Dive, eat, sleep, repeat.I felt ultimately bad for him. Poor guy!14
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