The BRIT Awards 2020 with Mastercard - Show Programme

MERRYMAKING
AT MY PLACE
WE’VE INVITED LOADS
TO OUR HOUSE!
The BRIT Awards 2019 Official After Show Party
JM Enternational
Are you a BRIT Awards VIP? Yes?
Then, wristbands at the ready!
When the on-stage action is
over, you know what to do.
Follow the signs from the O2
auditorium straight to the famous
annual BRIT Awards Aftershow Bash.
If you enjoyed a pre-show meal in our
Diamond Dining celebration space, you’ll
see the remnants of our Silver Jubilee
street party have been swept away. The
streamers have gone and the cobbles
are cleared! If your invite permits, we’d
love you to come to our party. We’ve
stocked the bar and dusted down the
hostess trolley. Put the Demis Roussos
on. Welcome to our 1970s house.
Step over the threshold and you’ll
know this is an evening unlike
any other. For starters, we’ve two
options to get your groovy looks
on. There’s the professional gang
from Sebastian Professional who’ll
fix a fallen up-do or carefully coiffeur
your locks till you have a look you’ll
love – Farah Fawcett anyone?
Or if you’d rather go full Dave From
Slade, knock on the door of our older
sister’s room and say we sent you. She’ll
soon have you wigging out like Noddy
Holder or sporting a manly Magnum
P.I. moustache. Just like that; she’s
transformed your look to comedy gold
quicker than you can say ‘Shang-a-lang’.
Mind the shag pile, we’ll tip-toe over
to mum and dad’s bedroom next –
and as long as you promise not to
tell, we can raid the wardrobes to go
all-out glam, punk or disco. Here, you
can borrow insta-ready outfits for the
ultimate photo booth souvenir of your
trip back in time. Hey, we’ll even take
the pics - seventies style! Here tonight
to celebrate New York’s disco style are
the crew from Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
Indeed… coming through! There’s also
a Studio 54-themed, showgirl parade!
If you’re the kind who hangs out in
the kitchen, here’s the news – you’ll
share the space with the BRITs cake
makers supreme. This is where they
turn the confectionary world ‘Upside
Down and Inside Out’ with their sweet
treats and sugary confections.
We’ve served up forty BRITs shows
since 1977. If teleporting back to our
beginnings has made your head spin,
see a medic. Sure, celebrating your
40th can bring on a bad bout of mid-life
crisis – but there’s a cure for those ills.
Ask your doctor about our garden
sanatorium. A picnic seems just what
the doctor ordered, but be warned – life
looks a whole lot different out there!
Lastly, when you’re ready to dance,
we’ve pushed back the sofas to make
a space in the living room. Take part in
our silent disco or see our flashmob,
who’ll throw some shapes on the
Saturday Night Fever dance floor. Let’s
see what happens when house DJs
Robber Ron and Siggy Smalls pop by
to take a turn on wheels of steel. But
don’t be stuck in the queue for the
loo when its time for our star guest
to appear. We can’t tell you who it is
till the party – but just think! You’ll be
able to say you saw ‘em perform – a
performance of BRITs legend (right
here in our very own living room)!
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