PAGE 20—SUNDAY VANGUARD, APRIL 4, 2021 Should an impotent husband seek the ‘help’ of a friend? FIDELIS got married late – <strong>in</strong> his early 40s. Two years <strong>in</strong>to his marriage, he could no longer get an erection. “I’d had problems with my libido <strong>in</strong> the p<strong>as</strong>t”, he confessed, “and by the time I met Lisa, my wife, mak<strong>in</strong>g love w<strong>as</strong> very <strong>in</strong>frequent. She w<strong>as</strong> only 23 and I thought that she would be fertile enough to get pregnant with the <strong>in</strong>frequent time, I could have sex. But she didn’t. It w<strong>as</strong>n’t really her fault <strong>as</strong> my semen w<strong>as</strong> often watery. I won’t bore you with the details of efforts I made to have a child. I have resigned myself to the reality of my impotence. “Unfortunately, I have a young wife who h<strong>as</strong> a strong sex drive and always h<strong>as</strong> a need for penetrative sex to achieve full satisfaction. So, my impotence h<strong>as</strong> come <strong>as</strong> a big disappo<strong>in</strong>tment to her. As a result, we have both confided <strong>in</strong> Ade, a very close and trustworthy friend whom we have known for many years. He h<strong>as</strong> four children but is currently separated from his wife. “After much discussion, he h<strong>as</strong> offered to help. He is well-endowed and my wife and I are keen to accept his offer, <strong>as</strong> we believe this would solve our problems. I’m all for it <strong>as</strong> I feel that we could all get someth<strong>in</strong>g from it. He lives alone <strong>as</strong> the wife h<strong>as</strong> custody of their kids, and he needs sex too...” As Fidelis rattled on excitedly, I gaped at him <strong>in</strong> disbelief. Of course, we’ve heard of men who p<strong>as</strong>sed on pregnancies they were responsible for to their mistresses’ unsuspect<strong>in</strong>g husbands. But to know<strong>in</strong>gly look for a stand-<strong>in</strong> lover to help impregnate your wife is push<strong>in</strong>g desperation to the limit. I told Fidelis that my gut reaction w<strong>as</strong> that it w<strong>as</strong> go<strong>in</strong>g to be a total dis<strong>as</strong>ter. What works <strong>as</strong> a fant<strong>as</strong>y often backfires. A sex expert I discussed it with w<strong>as</strong> equally appalled. “Fidelis h<strong>as</strong> to be made to realise that while we all like to pretend we can separate sex and love, our genitals and our hearts do <strong>in</strong>habit the same body,” she expla<strong>in</strong>ed. “Many weird and wonderful th<strong>in</strong>gs happen when a couple start hav<strong>in</strong>g sex. Powerful and <strong>in</strong>toxicat<strong>in</strong>g hormones transfer through sk<strong>in</strong>-tosk<strong>in</strong> contact. “Sex connects and bonds people. I wonder if Fidelis will still f<strong>in</strong>d it quite so excit<strong>in</strong>g when his wife suddenly packs her bag, ready to move <strong>in</strong> with her husband’s friend. He h<strong>as</strong>n’t told you how th<strong>in</strong>gs are go<strong>in</strong>g to work. Does he <strong>in</strong>tend to watch while his wife is be<strong>in</strong>g serviced by his enthusi<strong>as</strong>tic friend <strong>in</strong> the bedroom or would he watch the telly <strong>as</strong> if noth<strong>in</strong>g is go<strong>in</strong>g on?” “Man sues neighbour he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts,” is a recent news item that shows the stupidity of Fidelis action The story – reads: “In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a c<strong>as</strong>e of honourable <strong>in</strong>tentions <strong>in</strong> a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, said his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius w<strong>as</strong> told by a doctor that he w<strong>as</strong> sterile. So Soupolos after calm<strong>in</strong>g his wife’s protest, hired his neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. S<strong>in</strong>ce Maus w<strong>as</strong> already married and the father of two children plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good. Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 dollars and for three even<strong>in</strong>gs a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute. “When his own wife objected, he expla<strong>in</strong>ed,” I don’t like this any more than you do, I’m simply do<strong>in</strong>g it for the money. Try and understand’. When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months however, Soupolos w<strong>as</strong> not understand<strong>in</strong>g and <strong>in</strong>sisted that Maus have a medical exam<strong>in</strong>ation, which he did. The doctor’s announcement that Maus w<strong>as</strong> also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who w<strong>as</strong> forced to confess that Maus w<strong>as</strong> not the real father of their children. “Now Soupolos is su<strong>in</strong>g Maus for breach of contract <strong>in</strong> an effort to get his money back, but Maus refused to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort!” Sponsorship / Network<strong>in</strong>g Ify 23, needs a philanthropy to sponsor her <strong>in</strong>to the school of nurs<strong>in</strong>g course, at Igb<strong>in</strong>edion Okada , to enable her pay her tuition fees of N280,000, accoFrank 35 resides <strong>in</strong> Anambra state, needs a lady, aged 45-50, for a romantic relationship. 09099847695 Search<strong>in</strong>g Male Emeka 31, slim, fair <strong>in</strong> complexion, tall, from Anambra State, but resides <strong>in</strong> Asaba, Delta state, needs a nice lady.09030441451 DISCLAIMER! 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For enquiries, text or call 08026651636, or 08054700825 Boat operators, Jetty owners urges Okowa to caution Commissioner The Speed Boats Operators and Jetty Owners yesterday appealed to Delta State Governor Ifeanyi Okowa to call his Commissioner for Transport to order, alleg<strong>in</strong>g that the Commissioner w<strong>as</strong> try<strong>in</strong>g to impose levies on them without creat<strong>in</strong>g a level play<strong>in</strong>g ground for operators. This came after the office of the Commissioner for Transport on Friday issued a statement that the approved levies for speed boats and local boats were N5,000 and N7,500; and that a wide consultation with stakeholders and various maritime union were held before the implementation of the levies on Maritime sector and the approved sole consultant to carry out the collections. But the Speed boats Operators and Jetty Owners of Ogbe-Ijoh Waterside yesterday rejected the levies, say<strong>in</strong>g that they were not aware of any stakeholders meet<strong>in</strong>g held with any speed boats operators or jetty owners concern<strong>in</strong>g payment of levies. In a statement signed by Mr Johnbull Smooth, Chairman Oghulagha Speed Boats Operators, Ogbe-ijoh/ Warri Branch, Madam Dorph<strong>in</strong>, Owner of Madam Dorph<strong>in</strong> Jetty/Speed Boats Operators Warri, Tibyti Bileke, Chairman Mila Waterside (Creek) Speed Boats Operators and Bolougbene Debole Godfrey, Chairman Ayakoromor Jetty/Speed boats Operators Ogbeijoh/Warri Branch, on behalf of the speed boats operators and jetty owners said; The speed boats operators and jetty owners have never held a meet<strong>in</strong>g with the Commissioner for Transport concern<strong>in</strong>g the payment of levis or tax revenue to the state government. The people he claimed to have held meet<strong>in</strong>g with are maritime workers and not speed boats operators or jetty owners". Canadian varsity flags off onl<strong>in</strong>e education Programme at Ozoro Polytechni By Akpokona Omafuaire IN its bid to curtail the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic on the education sector, the University of Calgary <strong>in</strong> Canada h<strong>as</strong> flagged off its onl<strong>in</strong>e program at the Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro <strong>as</strong> pilot of the scheme <strong>in</strong> the African cont<strong>in</strong>ent. The official flag-off, which is the outcome of several months of careful plann<strong>in</strong>g, w<strong>as</strong> supervised by the Onl<strong>in</strong>e/ Offl<strong>in</strong>e Education team for the African region. 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High Chief Omovie had earlier <strong>in</strong> his speech , promised By Akpokona Omafuaire THERE w<strong>as</strong> joy amongst residents and Traditional worshippers weekend <strong>as</strong> the high priest of BINI-EBI deity, High Chief Government Ekpemupolo a.k.a Tompolo completes the annual 3-day ritual for Fertility, Peace and Prosperity. The 3-day event w<strong>as</strong> held at the ultra modern temple of BINI-EBI (water-bless<strong>in</strong>gs) deity at Ogulagha <strong>in</strong> Burutu Council Area of Delta State. The rituals which commenced on Monday featured among other th<strong>in</strong>gs exhibition of clusters of m<strong>as</strong>querades (Owu), display<strong>in</strong>g their to take Warri Urhobo to the promise land and to ensure political equilibrium <strong>in</strong> the politics of Warri South Local Government Area of which he alleged there w<strong>as</strong> marg<strong>in</strong>alisation aga<strong>in</strong>st the Warri Urhobos. He then vowed not to disappo<strong>in</strong>t the Warri Urhobos and to also carry every patriotic Warri Urhobo along <strong>in</strong> the struggle. Joy <strong>as</strong> Tompolo completes 3-day annual peace/fertility rituals at Ogulagha dexterity and unique danc<strong>in</strong>g s<strong>kill</strong>s to the excitement of the congregations. Tompolo also offered blood offer<strong>in</strong>gs of Goats, chickens and fresh water alligators. Accord<strong>in</strong>g to an ardent, the ceremony welcomes div<strong>in</strong>e presence of Woy<strong>in</strong> (mother god), <strong>as</strong> it is believed that she comes with bless<strong>in</strong>gs and cleanse the land from all forms of darkness. To them, Woy<strong>in</strong> (the supreme mother) is believed to have manifested <strong>in</strong> different forms of appearances to the Ijaw people at various times, <strong>as</strong>sum<strong>in</strong>g the form of a water Deity is one of them.
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