Stellar Stories edition 2

Update: I have been thinking for hours now, and right when
I ran out of ideas a few mules came along, and there was
someone or something saying “Voowelveh chicos!” as if
they were chasing the mules. I went outside and saw a man
with a handlebar mustache and a perfecto cigar, wearing
some sort of colourful cloth over his shoulders and a wide
brimmed straw hat with red and green tassels. I walked up
to him and said I needed a mule or two. He didn't
understand so I said it again slower and with hand motions
and he seemed to understand better.
He asked for what I understood as some form of payment,
so I gave him the lump of gold I found in the cave and a few
shots of the rum I had. He let me use the mules for moving
my things. While we were going to the cave I asked him
where we were. He said we were in some place called
“mehico”, which sounded an awful lot like Mexico. I found
one of my crewmates at the cave and he told me that when
Blackbeard looted the ship he dressed him up as one of his
men and took him with him to Mexico. He took me to his
house and taught me some Mexican words and phrases
that I might need, but just then the pirate and his new
Mexican friends shot my crewmate dead and I got a chunk
of lead in my ribcage. I played dead until the pirates left.
I went to the doctor and asked him to help with the lead
gunshot, and reported the pirates to the locals. The
authorities said they couldn't do much about it since there
wasn't much evidence. I showed him the body, and my
injury as proof. He asked why it wasn't possible that I just
shot him and myself. I saw that there was a parrot in the
room that would have seen it all unfold. We asked the
parrot and showed him sketches of the pirate and his
accomplices. Then we showed him the body and asked him
about what he saw. We laid out some sketches, a gun, and
the body, and told him to show us what happened. He
showed the pictures pointing the gun at the body, in order.
The police realized what this meant and asked for
descriptions of what the men were wearing and any
defining features. I gave him the descriptions and he called
for a police chase. Update: the men and the pirate have
been found and are being locked up in prison. Where I
come from, the normal sentence for murder and attempted
murder is execution, but the judge said solitary confiment
for 5 years, and then death.
I convinced the judge that where I came from, the sentence
for murder and attempted murder are execution. He said
that the legal system of my country must be a lot better,
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