Dear Dean Magazine - Issue 2
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DEAN<br />
T H E L O V E E D I T I O N<br />
<strong>Dear</strong> <strong>Dean</strong>,<br />
How long is too long when your partner doesn’t<br />
want to get married? We are going on 7 years and<br />
2 pets and I’m losing hope. Any advice?<br />
<strong>Dear</strong>, Married and don’t know it<br />
You are married, congratulations! In most states<br />
cohabitation for that long means you’re common<br />
law wife/husband so celebrate your anniversary<br />
this year – yay! Or, plan the rest of your life without<br />
them. And take care of the pets because it’s not<br />
their fault they’ve landed with you, two.<br />
<strong>Dear</strong> <strong>Dean</strong>,<br />
What’s the best pickup line or ways to start a<br />
conversation with someone when you really have<br />
no good reason for messaging them (aside from<br />
being obsessed with them??) Help me out, bro!<br />
I’ve been striking out lately!<br />
<strong>Dear</strong> Creeper stalker person,<br />
GTFOH. Social media stalking is gross. It is<br />
invasive. Think of it like YOU are the vampire and<br />
you can only go inside if you are invited in. Has<br />
anyone invited you to their DMs? No? Then go sit in<br />
the sun, Alucard.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | p.15
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