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DEAR DEAN<br />
M A G A Z I N E<br />
Featured Contributor: Joshua Doss<br />
THE GREAT RE-SEGREGATION:<br />
ARE DEMOCRATS TOO EDUCATED<br />
FOR WORKING-CLASS PEOPLE?<br />
V O L . 1 9 | J U L Y . 2 2 , 2 0 2 3<br />
+ INDEPENDENCE FROM<br />
BLACK JOY<br />
+<br />
+<br />
PREMIO DIDN'T VOTE<br />
THE MARRIAGE OF<br />
THE SUPREME COURT<br />
AND MOMS FOR<br />
LIBERTY<br />
Plus!<br />
Myron's Hit or Miss List<br />
New Movie Reviews<br />
What I'm Streaming Right Now<br />
Hot Takes<br />
HOT APP<br />
SUMMER<br />
+ Mental Health in the<br />
Age of Malarkey
THE GOODS<br />
03 Welcome From Myron<br />
06<br />
The Great Re-Segregation:<br />
Are Democrats too Educated for<br />
Working-Class People?<br />
by Joshua Doss<br />
10 Mental Health in the Age of Malarkey<br />
by Tracey Ferraro<br />
16 Hot App Summer<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
22<br />
Premio Didn't Vote<br />
by Steven Evangelista<br />
26<br />
The Marriage of the Supreme Court<br />
and Moms For Liberty<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
30 Independence From Black Joy<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
34<br />
36<br />
38<br />
Myron's HIT or MISS List<br />
Hot Take! x2<br />
Movie Reviews / My Favorite<br />
Things Streaming Right Now<br />
D E A R D E A N M A G A Z I N E , W E B S I T E ,<br />
B L O G S A N D B O O K S A R E D E S I G N E D<br />
B Y K A T Y A J U L I E T L E R N E R
Welcome!<br />
Social Media wars heat up as Mark Zuckerberg’s<br />
Meta launches Threads and Elon Musk accelerates<br />
the destruction of Twitter. Spoutible, spunky and cando<br />
app that continues to grow and surprise its<br />
competitors. Spill is another new social app that is<br />
looking attract mega-users known as “Black Twitter”<br />
while capitalizing, along with new competitor<br />
Spoutible, users who have long complained of being<br />
targets on Twitter. The summer of Apps is here and<br />
there will be fierce battles for users, features, and<br />
advertisers.<br />
Take a joyful walk with us as we look at America’s<br />
missing connection to Black joy, the unfortunate<br />
connection between the Supreme Court and hate<br />
group Moms For Liberty.<br />
We have excellent articles from contributors every<br />
month and this month is no different.<br />
We pause for a moment to hear from contributor<br />
Tracey Ferraro who writes about mental health, and<br />
frequent contributor Steven Evangelista who shares a<br />
conversation about politics and race in a unique way<br />
that we know you will enjoy.<br />
There’s a lot here and we hope you enjoy it all, share<br />
it all, and let us know your thoughts & feelings on<br />
social media.<br />
We publish thought-provoking articles on<br />
government, gender, race, and politics, while also<br />
providing space for movie and television reviews,<br />
poetry, short stories, food, pets, fun, and a<br />
welcoming platform for independent authors and<br />
writers.<br />
And we provide this space for free – because our<br />
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Free.<br />
Enjoy this month’s issue, please support the writers<br />
and the authors whose books we advertise for free.<br />
We appreciate you as a reader and we thank you for<br />
sharing the magazine to your social media network,<br />
friends, and family.<br />
Threads<br />
Spoutible<br />
Spills<br />
Twitter<br />
All your favorites are here – movie and television<br />
reviews, Hot Takes, Hit/Miss, and don’t miss our latest<br />
book advertisements from our readers.<br />
Finally, our featured contributor this month is Joshua<br />
Doss -- a Political Research and Communications<br />
consultant from Chicago. He specializes in economic<br />
policy communications and has worked in politics at<br />
the state and federal level as a polling/message<br />
development strategist. We are excited to welcome<br />
him as a new contributor to Dear <strong>Dean</strong> and hope you<br />
enjoy this month's feature, The Great Re-Segregation:<br />
Are Democrats too Educated for Working-Class People?<br />
And we look forward to seeing YOUR contribution<br />
soon.<br />
Myron<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.3
About Me<br />
Website | Bookshop | Twitter<br />
Myron J. Clifton is an author of novels Jamaal’s Incredible Adventures in the Black Church;<br />
Monuments: A Deadly Day at Jefferson Park; BLM-PD: Revenge was Inevitable; Her Legend Lives in<br />
You: The Untold Story Honoring the Goddess & Our Daughters; and short story collection, We<br />
Couldn’t Be Heroes, and Other Stories. Also check out his weekly podcast, Voice Memos, his FREE<br />
digital magazine, Dear <strong>Dean</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong>, and his weekly blog at both Medium and Dear<strong>Dean</strong>.com.<br />
Myron lives in Sacramento, California, and is an avid Bay Area sports fan. He likes comic books, telling<br />
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F E A T U R E D B O O K<br />
The intimate and heartbreaking story of a Black undercover police officer who famously kneeled by the<br />
assassinated Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr--and a daughter's quest for the truth about her father.<br />
In the famous photograph of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. on the balcony of Memphis's<br />
Lorraine Motel, one man kneeled down beside King, trying to staunch the blood from his fatal head wound<br />
with a borrowed towel.<br />
This kneeling man was a member of the Invaders, an activist group that was in talks with King in the days<br />
leading up to the murder. But he also had another identity: an undercover Memphis police officer reporting<br />
on the activities of this group, which was thought to be possibly dangerous and potentially violent. This<br />
kneeling man is Leta McCollough Seletzky's father..<br />
Marrell McCollough was a Black man working secretly with the white power structure, a spy. This was so<br />
far from her understanding of what it meant to be Black in America, of everything she eventually devoted<br />
her life and career to, that she set out to learn what she could about his life, his actions and motivations.<br />
But with that decision came risk. What would she uncover about her father, who went on to a career at the<br />
CIA, and did she want to bear the weight of knowing?<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.5
THE GREAT RE-SEGREGATION:<br />
Are Democrats too Educated for<br />
Working-Class People?<br />
F E A T U R E D C O N T R I B U T O R<br />
Joshua Doss<br />
In 2020, polling data showed that 52% of voters with a<br />
college degree support Democrats. Are we surprised?<br />
Surviving an institution that requires you to work<br />
alongside strangers far from the echo-chamber of your<br />
hometown and back up your thoughts with a peerreviewed<br />
source, may push you away from the party<br />
drunk on conspiracy and contradiction. But as<br />
Democratic majorities across the country become<br />
increasingly dependent on college-educated voters, the<br />
left is creating an enormous blind spot that even the<br />
strategists may be missing.<br />
Much like the 1932 political realignment that replaced<br />
the populist-era with new-deal liberalism and modern<br />
conservatism, we are watching a historic realignment of<br />
voters in front of our very eyes. And while the<br />
Democratic party is becoming whiter, richer, and more<br />
educated, America is not. This bifurcation was on full<br />
display during the 2022 House midterms, when<br />
Democrats were asked about what their political<br />
priorities are. White Democrats were nearly three<br />
times as likely (34%) as non-white Democrats (11%) to<br />
say post-material issues like “climate change,” whereas<br />
non-white Democrats were nearly twice as likely (44%)<br />
than white Democrats (25%) to say economic issues<br />
like inflation, wages, and cost of living. Locked inside<br />
the pyramid of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, throwing<br />
silent punches, white and non-white Democrats are<br />
fighting for the priorities of the Democratic party.<br />
Meanwhile, Republicans are quietly building a<br />
multiracial coalition of non-college-educated, workingclass<br />
voters, with inflation as an accelerant.<br />
Though the growing presence of white educated voters<br />
in the Democratic party is occasionally discussed, the<br />
discourse is often missing a key appendage that could<br />
make this new identity catastrophic. At the same time<br />
America is desegregating racially, we are resegregating<br />
along educational lines. Almost 90% of all college grads<br />
live in urban and suburban counties with more than<br />
60% of them living in large metros. These migrations<br />
are increasing non-college-educated people’s voting<br />
power and geographical dominance in downstate<br />
elections. This should be terrifying news to the<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.6
F E A T U R E D : J O S H U A D O S S<br />
Democratic party, an entity that saw its support from noncollege-educated<br />
voters drop 20 points from 2012 to<br />
2020. And as the Democratic party continues to ignore its<br />
glaring inability to connect and communicate to noncollege-educated/working-class<br />
voters, it insists upon<br />
leaving progressive governing majorities on the state level<br />
at risk.<br />
For the last 2 years I’ve been working on an economic<br />
narrative project called the Winning Jobs Narrative. With<br />
this team, we have conducted more than 90,000 voter<br />
conversations with the goal of bringing non-collegeeducated<br />
voters back toward the party that is fighting for<br />
worker benefits, higher wages, and lower barriers to<br />
economic well-being. This project has crafted a framework<br />
for how to reach voters—particularly non-collegeeducated<br />
voters who comprised 65% of the voting<br />
electorate in 2020.<br />
Despite this, the Winning Jobs Narrative research<br />
shows that leaning into hard work is actually more<br />
effective for Democrats than Republicans. Because<br />
hard work is a love language to non-collegeeducated/working<br />
class, when we frame our policies<br />
only as ones that “give to the needy,” we effectively<br />
dispossess their agency and tell them their sacrifices<br />
have no room in our story.<br />
Hidden somewhere in the ivory tower, Oxfordapproved,<br />
six-syllable madness that is the Democratic<br />
party’s messaging, there are clear distinctions from<br />
the right that would positively impact working<br />
people's lives forever. It’s time progressives meet<br />
working people where they are instead of forcing<br />
them to fit in the “progressive narrative.” By centering<br />
working people in our narrative and showing our<br />
shared value for hard work, we can reclaim the<br />
escaping working class.<br />
So, how do we reconnect with these working-class<br />
voters? We must begin by highlighting all the ways our<br />
policies respect and reward hard work and contribution.<br />
Democrats have been terrified to talk about “hard work,”<br />
due to the outstanding job Republicans have done<br />
radicalizing the conversation. For years, Republicans have<br />
tried to make hard work about competitive individualism,<br />
zero sum games, and bootstrapism, all while creating tax<br />
cuts that allow the richest Americans to compound their<br />
wealth by extracting from working class labor.<br />
Joshua Doss is a Political Research and Communications<br />
consultant from Chicago. He specializes in economic policy<br />
communications and has worked in politics at the state and<br />
federal level as a polling/message development strategist.<br />
Using social media as a direct and unfiltered way to<br />
connect with voters, Joshua has amassed well over 15<br />
million views and 140k subscribers to his platform.<br />
click<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.7
Jamaal's Incredible Adventures in the<br />
Black Church by Myron J. Clifton<br />
Before Jamaal's seventeenth birthday, he’s appointed as his preacher uncle’s<br />
designated driver and unwilling personal confidant. Behind the fine outfits and<br />
hats, behind the delicious cooking, Jamaal is exposed to crazy aunties, sexy church<br />
sisters, corrupt pastors, and predator deacons. A good kid who just wants time to<br />
finish his homework and kiss a girl his own age, Jamaal is dragged through the<br />
strange world of the Black church. You best pray for him.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.8
We Couldn't Be Heroes<br />
Short Story Collection: We Couldn't Be Heroes And Other Stories What if a Black<br />
man could control the weather, God called 911, or aliens took our souls? Would<br />
we notice? Would we care?... Enjoy the entire collection, seven stories in all, on<br />
earth and in space and in any order.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.9
F E A T U R E D S P O T L I G H T<br />
by Tracey Ferraro<br />
We are living in the age of Malarkey. While the GOP has<br />
citizens without (further) harming our mental health?<br />
played fast and loose with honesty and integrity<br />
throughout history, after 2016, lying pretty much became<br />
the air Republicans breathe: Russian-backed disinfo Ops<br />
via social media to help elect TFG; Trump himself lying<br />
16,000+ times over the course of his Presidency; the<br />
politicization of a public health emergency; and then, of<br />
course, “The Big Lie” that spawned an insurrection--just<br />
to name a few. Are we now living in a Post-truth society<br />
where those who scream “Debate me!” the loudest are an<br />
apathetic MSM’s arbiters of truth? And don’t get me<br />
started on the Very Online Left–a collection of grifters<br />
and their feckless acolytes more intent on hating<br />
Democrats and arguing disingenuously, than focusing<br />
Self-care is key, but that means different things to<br />
different people. For me, self care is innately connected<br />
to writing. From the lock-and-key secrets of my<br />
childhood diary, to stopping and starting a few different<br />
blogs over the years, writing has gotten me through<br />
some of my darkest, most broken, moments. Nowadays,<br />
I’ve mostly moved my writing to Twitter–while it’s still<br />
here–in order to hash out my emotions and stop my<br />
thoughts and fears from roiling and festering inside. An<br />
added benefit of tweeting through it is when a good<br />
venting session goes (semi)-viral, the dopamine hit of<br />
knowing I’m not alone in my feelings helps, too.<br />
their ire at the party fully intent on bringing Fascism to<br />
our collective shores.<br />
But sometimes venting alone can’t fix everything. On<br />
days like this past June 30th, when an illegitimate<br />
With the almost-daily assault on people of consciences’<br />
psyches since that traumatic election night in 2016, how<br />
have we handled our collective mental health? From the<br />
death by 1,000 atrocities of the Trump years, to the<br />
isolation of COVID lockdowns, to how Clinton’s most<br />
devout supporters have seen, like the doomed Cassandra<br />
of Greek myth, their prophecies of a hyper-partisan<br />
SCOTUS declared that discrimination was legal again, I<br />
had to take a break from Twitter and screaming at<br />
Leftists and literally go touch grass for fear that if I<br />
didn’t, I would collapse under the weight of my rage. It<br />
helped a little–but not enough. The angry tears<br />
wouldn’t stop, and my thoughts were a whirlwind of<br />
fury and pain.<br />
SCOTUS play out in real time, it’s been a Hell of a time for<br />
everyone–not just Highly Sensitive People like myself.<br />
The hits just keep coming, with no foreseeable end in<br />
sight.<br />
So I called up the next trick in my rolodex of Mental<br />
Health antidotes; I got off my butt and volunteered to<br />
help my fellow (hu)man. My husband and I spent that<br />
next Saturday morning at our local food bank working<br />
So how do we remain an informed and active global<br />
and watching the food we prepped go out the door and<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.10
T R A C E Y F E R R A R O<br />
into peoples’ cars; knowing that because of the part we<br />
played, our clients would have a large, nutritious, and<br />
delicious meal that day to enjoy with their families.<br />
Working at the food bank is always a boon for me<br />
because not only does it consciously and effectively<br />
remind me of the several layers of privilege I’m<br />
cocooned in, but it gives me the chance to make a<br />
difference in my little corner of the world. Not only that,<br />
but the constant push and pull, bend and lift, sort and<br />
pack, with a team of like-minded people, fulfills both my<br />
need for exercise and community. Doing good for others<br />
gets me out of my head and into the present and<br />
reminds me that even when the world seems to be just<br />
too much, there are still good people out there striving<br />
to make it a better place for all.<br />
And it helped. Although I was stiff and sore the next day,<br />
the miasma of my rage had lifted, and I was once again<br />
centered and–to borrow a phrase from the late<br />
Honorable John Lewis – ready to make good trouble. In<br />
light of SCOTUS’s civil rights setbacks, I’m now, more<br />
than ever, determined to work to get out the vote in the<br />
truly Purple state of Texas. Not only to locally beat back<br />
the partisan machinations of Gregg Abbott, Ken Paxton<br />
and their bigoted ilk, but because sooner or later, we’re<br />
gonna flip this State Blue at a National level, too, (Watch<br />
out, Ted Cruz!) and we’ll be one step closer to righting<br />
the wrongs of both the near and distant past.<br />
So take a break, regroup, reset, and remember–as the<br />
Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said– “The arc<br />
of the moral universe is long, but it eventually bends<br />
towards justice.” We must allow ourselves grace to rest<br />
and fight again another day. We must remember that<br />
we are not alone–although it may feel like it at times–<br />
and that we are stronger together. Caring for ourselves<br />
and remembering our connections is how we can<br />
protect our peace, and our mental health, in this Age of<br />
Malarkey.<br />
Nowadays, Tracey’s life is approximately 4 to 7 chronic<br />
aches and pains in a trench coat. When she’s feeling well<br />
enough to function, she volunteers in her local<br />
community, goes thrifting, writes, and cares for her<br />
menagerie of furballs. When she isn’t feeling well<br />
enough to function, she drinks a lot of coffee and yells at<br />
people on Twitter. You can find her @TeeEmEff on both<br />
Twitter and Spoutible.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.11
F E A T U R E D B O O K<br />
In anticipation of the fiftieth anniversary of the landmark Brown v. Board of Education decision, Catherine<br />
Prendergast draws on a combination of insights from legal studies and literacy studies to interrogate<br />
contemporary multicultural literacy initiatives, thus providing a sound historical basis that informs current<br />
debates over affirmative action, school vouchers, reparations, and high-stakes standardized testing.<br />
As a result of Brown and subsequent crucial civil rights court cases, literacy and racial justice are firmly<br />
enmeshed in the American imagination—so much so that it is difficult to discuss one without referencing<br />
the other. Breaking with the accepted wisdom that the Brown decision was an unambiguous victory for the<br />
betterment of race relations, Literacy and Racial Justice: The Politics of Learning after Brown v. Board of<br />
Education finds that the ruling reinforced traditional conceptions of literacy as primarily white property to<br />
be controlled and disseminated by an empowered majority. Prendergast examines civil rights era Supreme<br />
Court rulings and immigration cases spanning a century of racial injustice to challenge the myth of<br />
assimilation through literacy. Advancing from Ways with Words, Shirley Brice Heath’s landmark study of<br />
desegregated communities, Prendergast argues that it is a shared understanding of literacy as white<br />
property which continues to impact problematic classroom dynamics and education practices.<br />
To offer a positive model for reimagining literacy instruction that is truly in the service of racial justice,<br />
Prendergast presents a naturalistic study of an alternative public secondary school. Outlining new<br />
directions and priorities for inclusive literacy scholarship in America, Literacy and Racial Justice concludes<br />
that a literate citizen is one who can engage rather than overlook longstanding legacies of racial strife.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.12
F E A T U R E D B O O K<br />
Motorcycling in California's<br />
Central Valley<br />
The heart of California's Central Valley--from Lodi, Stockton, and Tracy through Modesto, Oakdale, and<br />
Turlock--embraced motorcycling from the beginning of the sport and lifestyle. Eleven riders from the region<br />
are in the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) Hall of Fame, spanning every decade from the 1900s.<br />
The popularity of bicycling in the 1890s led to early motorcycle shops, riders, and champion racers<br />
in the 1900-1910s.<br />
Area motorcycle club recreational rides and field meets started in 1914. Central Valley police departments<br />
were among the first to develop motorcycle traffic units in the 1920s, before the California Highway Patrol.<br />
Early racing venues such as repurposed bicycle velodromes, college stadiums, and horse tracks were<br />
expanded when the Lodi Cycle Bowl was developed in the 1950s; it gave newcomers such as Modesto's<br />
Kenny Roberts and Stockton's Alex Jorgensen, Chris Carr, and Fred Merkel--all now AMA Hall of Famers--a<br />
track at which to compete weekly.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.13
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DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.14
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HOT APP SUMMER<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
The App wars are heating up as millions of people are<br />
signing up for a new group of social media apps which are<br />
all trying to fill the void created when Elon Musk bought<br />
Twitter and decided to turn it into an incel, nazi, and white<br />
supremacist sewer.<br />
Twitter has shedded millions of users, advertisers and<br />
revenue. And when Elon decided to charge for verification<br />
— blue check marks — and allowed hate, racism,<br />
antisemitism, homophobia, and foreign disinformation<br />
and misinformation to thrive on the app he and his Saudi<br />
backers purchased for a whopping — and vastly<br />
overpriced — $46 billion dollars, things quickly got worse.<br />
The pace of the fall and decline of Twitter left users<br />
confused and angry.<br />
Some reports say revenues are down by as much as 40%<br />
since the misnamed “genius” took over the app from<br />
perpetually weird and faux zen Jack Dorsey. Jack even has<br />
a new app to compete with Twitter because I guess his<br />
non-compete clause expired or something.<br />
Jack’s app, like his brand of new-age mumbo-jumbo, is<br />
garbage, thus proving again that lightning does not<br />
strike twice.<br />
But Jack isn’t the only one trying to cash in on Musk’s<br />
disastrous foray into social media. Musk’s Twitter is<br />
crashing and burning faster than his Tesla’s on autopilot.<br />
There were a couple of new apps who sought to quickly<br />
capitalize on Musk’s nonsense — Post, which launched<br />
in April <strong>2023</strong>, and which is owned by Noam Bardin, and<br />
Mastodon, owned by Eugen Rochko, which launched in<br />
2016. Each app has limited reach and appeal, and even<br />
less general awareness.<br />
Both apps are clunky, limiting, and not very inviting to<br />
the general public. They are also each virtually absent<br />
from the most influential twitter network — Black<br />
Twitter. And from reading comments about the apps<br />
from Twitter users, they’ll never be the go-to place for<br />
Black social media users.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.16
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
Both apps seem to be okay with that since neither has<br />
made an effort to reach out to Black users or to advertise<br />
themselves as an alternative to the hate that is commonly<br />
directed at Black social users on Twitter.<br />
Conversely, two other new apps expressly presented<br />
themselves as safe places for Black users and other<br />
marginalized users, including the LGBTQ and Jewish<br />
communities, both also frequent targets of online hate<br />
that Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey allowed and at times<br />
seemed to encourage.<br />
enhancements including: joint threads, ability to include<br />
up to 10 photos per post, auto-numbered threads, and of<br />
course better security features that users control. Bouzy<br />
also pledged to prevent cross-platform harassment —<br />
get blocked and banned on Twitter for harassing<br />
someone? Spoutible will see to it the block follows the<br />
users. Spoutible also made migrating verified accounts<br />
easy for users as well and that helped spread the word to<br />
key national media users, reporters and writers, and<br />
social media marketing users.<br />
The first of these new apps is Spoutible which launched in<br />
January <strong>2023</strong> and is owned by Christopher Bouzy, the<br />
owner of the popular Bot Sentinel program that is used<br />
by journalists and researchers. Spoutible, which I wrote<br />
about here:<br />
Spoutible is smartly growing while fending off non stop<br />
attacks from bots and foreign (and maybe domestic) bad<br />
actors who have repeatedly launched attacks at the app.<br />
The general consensus from users of Spoutible is the<br />
attacks are presumably because it is Black owned and it is<br />
powered by Bot Sentinel which is loathed by.. makers of<br />
bots and single purpose harassment accounts of the types<br />
that relentless attack famous Black women like Meghan<br />
Markle and Michelle Obama.<br />
The recent launch of the app for Android users is being<br />
touted as positive but the launch also has IOS users more<br />
impatient than ever. Bouzy says the IOS app, which is in<br />
beta testing now with selected users, will launch soon.<br />
He recently shared a screenshot of the IOS app that<br />
received positive feedback from those who viewed it.<br />
Taking an idea from Spoutible to another level, SPILL<br />
launched a week ago to wild excitement as the app<br />
specifically said it was *for Black people. And Black social<br />
media users went wild and Spill quickly reached top of<br />
trends as the most vociferous and motivated user group<br />
spread the word that there was a safe and exciting place<br />
for the unique social presence of Black users.<br />
Spoutible’s launch was slow as it was at first only web<br />
based, something social media users pretty much<br />
universally loathe. The reasoning made sense — managed<br />
growth to ensure the best security for the communities<br />
Bouzy said he was determined to protect.<br />
Spoutible recreated much of the functionality of Twitter,<br />
but added some much needed and asked for<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.17
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
D R . M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
Spill was founded and is owned by Alphonzo “Phonz”<br />
Terrell and DeVaris Brown. Spill, with a team of former<br />
Twitter employees, directed their marketing efforts and<br />
key influencers square into the middle of Black Twitter by<br />
using the language and phrases familiar to Black people —<br />
Visual Conversation at the Speed of Culture.<br />
that have different menus, different decor, different<br />
atmospheres, different clientele, and different prices.<br />
You will visit both as the mood hits, and you’ll enjoy both<br />
differently.<br />
What will undoubtedly have the biggest impact and<br />
dominate the Hot App Summer though is Threads, from<br />
Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta.<br />
Even their functionality is culture-based and instead of a<br />
Tweet or a Spout, there’s Tea and Brewing your Tea. And<br />
the app allowed videos, memes, and gifs at launch,<br />
recognizing that their user base creates and uses the<br />
functionality more than any other users.<br />
Like Spoutible, Spill had a limited launch, going with the<br />
“Invitation only” route and only on IOS initially. The<br />
exclusivity helped drive early demand as users searched<br />
social media looking and asking for the elusive Invite<br />
Codes. It was a necessary tactic as the Spill team ramps up<br />
capacity and finishes testing, and they handled it in a way<br />
that created demand and word of mouth even though they<br />
could not initially meet the demand.<br />
The media frenzy exceeded that of Spoutbile (and<br />
Post/Mastodon) which was more methodical, but as or<br />
even more effective for growth.<br />
The public got to witness in real time two different<br />
marketing strategies, each with varying degrees of success<br />
and stumbles.<br />
Threads was launched <strong>July</strong> 7th and within an hour there<br />
were 5 million users. By the next morning there were 70<br />
million as of day 3. And the march to a billion is on, which,<br />
at its current rate they will hit by the end of the year, if not<br />
sooner.<br />
Threads had a built-in advantage though, since Mark<br />
Zuckerberg also owns Meta/Facebook/Instagram, whose<br />
combined user base is almost 4 BILLION — or half the<br />
world’s population.<br />
Seeing those numbers makes it easy to realize that<br />
reaching a billion users is a done deal.<br />
Zuckerberg hired workers Musk fired and already<br />
humiliated. And many of the workers say they were<br />
cheated out of severance. Twitter employees were also<br />
asked (some say forced) to sleep on floors, clean their own<br />
restrooms, and endure other degrading treatment by<br />
Musk before being fired.<br />
Zuckerberg and Musk have mutual dislike so there’s no<br />
doubt Zuckerberg is enjoying the collapse of Twitter as<br />
much as he’s enjoying the accelerated ramp up of Threads.<br />
Though I have used Spoutbile since launch and have more<br />
experience with it and I’ve only used Spill for a few days, I<br />
believe there is room for both apps in the social media<br />
landscape as their approaches are different, the user base<br />
is generally different — though certainly there will be<br />
crossover users as I am — and their growth strategies<br />
different. Think of them like two very good restaurants<br />
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M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
D R . M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
Musk threatened to sue Zuckerberg for hiring his ex<br />
employees, and for allegedly stealing trade secrets. Musk is<br />
the current laughingstock across social media and because<br />
of it his famous petulance is raging and lashing out. He<br />
suspended Spoutible’s and Bot Sentinel’s accounts, and his<br />
law team’s letter to Meta/Zuckerberg is making the round<br />
on Twitter and Threads — as the butt of all the jokes, of<br />
course.<br />
Imagine being so hated that people flee to another<br />
Zuckerberg app. Elon Musk unlocked that level of scorn in<br />
record time. But when you pal around with folk like the<br />
Saudi’s and Jared Kushner, encourage Nazi’s, and side with<br />
white supremacists, dictators, Russia, and the worst trolls<br />
and insurrectionists… what do you expect normal humans<br />
with moral guidance to do?<br />
The functionality of Threads is similar to Twitter — gifs are<br />
funky, and users are warned that if they delete Threads<br />
they will be deleting Instagram.<br />
Zuckerberg gonna Zuckerberg.<br />
It is good to remember that Threads has a built in user<br />
base and though the numbers are impressive, that is to be<br />
expected when you literally have 4 Billion users across<br />
your platforms.<br />
Zuckerberg leveraged having everyone’s information<br />
already to make joining Threads easier than the sign-up<br />
processes of the other new apps.<br />
Users just just needed to make a few keystrokes and<br />
Threads would automatically import all their information<br />
from Instagram — bios and links, and then it would autofollow<br />
any other Instagram user who you were already<br />
following and who had also opted in.<br />
It took me about five minutes to activate and start<br />
Threading.<br />
There’s no doubt Threads will also have incremental growth<br />
— new users who were not previously on Instagram or<br />
Facebook — because there remains social media<br />
opportunities for the apps that can create — recreate that<br />
is, the global town square that Twitter had dominated<br />
outside of the Facebook/Instagram apps.<br />
There may also be consolidation soon as the overlap<br />
creates opportunities for the capitalists to do what<br />
capitalists do.<br />
The good news is that social media users have a choice on<br />
where to spend their valuable and limited online time.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.19
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
D R . M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
We have seen the maturing of social media over the past<br />
twenty years or so and it is following the same trajectory as<br />
all other industries, just a lot quicker.<br />
The social media landscape of the past — AOL Instant<br />
Messenger (AIM), MySpace, Aimster, Google Wave, Yik<br />
Yak, Vine, Google +, ITunes Ping, SnapChat and others —<br />
gave way to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok, and<br />
now Threads, Spill, and Spoutible.<br />
The summer of hot apps is just heating up and the battle for<br />
users, popularity, and trend-setting hot takes will be fun to<br />
watch — and participate in as users and advertisers.<br />
What will be most critical though will be how the apps<br />
function during the presidential campaign.<br />
Will they be slow to respond to foreign interference again?<br />
Will they allow insurrections to be planned in the open on<br />
their apps?<br />
Will they allow foreign and domestic shadowy<br />
organizations to spread misinformation and<br />
disinformation?<br />
Will they allow more single-purpose hate accounts to again<br />
thrive? Will they allow Russians to buy ads, create fake<br />
accounts, and use those accounts and the advertising<br />
targeting tools to suppress Black voters like Facebook and<br />
Twitter did last election?<br />
Whether you are online or not you will not stop most of<br />
the global population from being online and influencing<br />
what you see, read, listen to, watch, and buy.<br />
The power of social media is proven and will only gain<br />
more traction and influence in the coming years.<br />
It will be fun to see what the current and next waves bring<br />
starting in this Hot App Summer.<br />
Time will tell and we will all see it play out in real time.<br />
Again.<br />
In the meantime, now is the time to test drive the apps and<br />
find the one or ones that fit your specific aesthetic, if any,<br />
for online engagement. You can use them all or use none.<br />
You aren’t required to do anything, to follow anyone, or to<br />
promote any app. You are the “Get” for the apps,<br />
advertisers, and creators. They want your eyes, your<br />
influence, your networks, and of course, your money.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.20
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Premio Didn't Vote<br />
by Steven Evangelista<br />
“What do you mean, you didn’t vote last year? You have so<br />
many strong opinions.”<br />
to the voters who will turn out, especially those who are<br />
undecided.”<br />
It was hard to make out through video chat whether<br />
Premio’s face really shifted at my comment, but I thought I<br />
saw his mouth contort uncomfortably. Perhaps it was<br />
confusion.<br />
Premio shrugged. “What difference does it make if they<br />
care about me? The politicians are all liars anyway; I see<br />
other people getting all these phone calls and mailings,<br />
and I don’t have to deal with that bullshit.”<br />
“I don’t know, maybe I did,” he said. “I don’t remember. The<br />
election isn’t until next year, I thought. That’s all Trump<br />
keeps talking about, 2024, 2024.”<br />
It was one of those moments of a flash decision, which<br />
seemed to happen frequently in my now-weekly video chats<br />
with Premio. His bringing up Trump reminded me that if I<br />
encouraged him to vote, I would be hurting my own cause.<br />
But if I didn’t engage him in genuine conversation about his<br />
civic duty, I would have no chance of changing his mind.<br />
I chose to dive in.<br />
“You know,” I started. “You’re the type of citizen that the<br />
campaigns don’t even care about. If they think you aren’t<br />
going to vote, they will lump you in with people they can<br />
ignore. Their time and money are limited so they will cater<br />
After a pause, he went on the offensive. “Why do you<br />
waste your time with this crap?”<br />
“People died for the right to vote,” I said. “And like you, I<br />
have ideas for how my community, and my country,<br />
should work. If I don’t vote, I don’t have a say. That’s the<br />
essence of democracy.<br />
If you don’t get to the polls, you have no right to<br />
complain about the Pledge of Allegiance not being<br />
required in schools, or taxes being too high, or ‘In God<br />
We Trust’ coming off the currency, or any of the other<br />
crazy conspiracy theories you’ve told me about.”<br />
And as I registered my own flustered tone, I realized<br />
that, yet again, while I thought I would be pushing his<br />
buttons, Premio was riling me up instead.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.22
S T E V E N E V A N G E L I S T A<br />
Premio shrugged once more. “No one ever took away my<br />
right to vote. You are always talking about that guy, the<br />
one who died, and Black people and women and all that.<br />
Well, they always had the right to vote for white men like<br />
me. I’m fine, I’ll use my vote when I want to. I am too busy<br />
chasing girls and getting good at barbecue now that I am in<br />
the South. And I still don’t see how it makes any difference<br />
for things I care about. One and one don’t make three, and<br />
voting doesn’t matter to me. They won’t even know<br />
whether I vote or not.”<br />
“Do you mean John Lewis, the ‘guy who died’? That was a<br />
great man. And yes, he wanted expanded access to the<br />
ballot for all Americans.” I wasn’t getting anywhere with<br />
self-interest, but he mentioned race and gender! Maybe I<br />
could find a shred of empathy for others.<br />
“If you aren’t engaged in the political process,” I asked as I<br />
looked at the screen directly in Premio’s eyes, “how can<br />
you use your safe and secure voice for the voiceless? There<br />
are Black people across the country, probably in your state<br />
too, who have only one polling site in their district, who<br />
have to wait online for hours to vote. In Georgia–that’s<br />
right next to your new state, you know–you can’t even<br />
bring someone a bottle of water in that heat while they<br />
wait!”<br />
my voting or not voting is not part of it. They want<br />
barbecue, girls and beer just like me.”<br />
“That’s not what that one Black friend trope is about. It’s<br />
used by white people who want to prove they aren’t<br />
racist, when in fact they live their lives indifferent to the<br />
common good, which inevitably hurts Black and brown<br />
people, or they are overtly racist. But they have managed<br />
to find one Black person who will overlook their<br />
indiscretions. Proximity to whiteness can be intoxicating<br />
for striving, marginalized people.”<br />
“I would never get a person drunk against their will, Black<br />
or otherwise. No roofies here neither. In fact, I’m afraid of<br />
Black people. I think it would be even worse if they were<br />
drunk. Do you see all that shooting in Chicago?”<br />
At this point I was lost in the sea of Premio’s confusion.<br />
“There’s no map to get out of your brain, is there?” I<br />
asked.<br />
“What do you mean?” he replied.<br />
“Maybe,” I told Premio before ending the call, “it’s best if<br />
you just don’t vote.”<br />
“What does water have to do with it?” Premio said. “And I<br />
have one Black friend, I know what those people want and<br />
Steven Evangelista, a lifelong New York City resident and<br />
a product of New York City public schools, is a father of<br />
two living in Manhattan. After teaching various elementary<br />
school grades in Upper Manhattan, he co-founded and coled<br />
Harlem Link Charter School for 17 years.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.23
Vernon L. Andrews<br />
Policing Black Athletes<br />
Racial Disconnect in Sports<br />
O R D E R<br />
T O D A Y !
BLM-PD<br />
BLM-PD<br />
BLM-PD<br />
BLM-PD. BLM-PD. BLM-PD. BLM-PD<br />
BLM-PD<br />
In the not too distant future, the US has been taken over by white nationalists, and<br />
the institutionalized racism that has underscored the country’s entire history has<br />
once again been codified. California has seceded from the US, and a band of strong<br />
women plan to start the next civil war following the death of their friend at the hands<br />
of the police. This is BLM-PD.
F E A T U R E D S P O T L I G H T<br />
THE MARRIAGE OF THE SUPREME<br />
COURT AND MOMS FOR LIBERTY<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
The Supreme Court struck down Harvard’s and University<br />
of North Carolina’s affirmative action efforts 6–3,<br />
continuing the Robert’s court deep efforts to undo civil<br />
rights gains won over the past 60 years.<br />
Every justice on the supreme court benefited from<br />
affirmative action to get into and through university, and<br />
into every post law school job, and finally onto the very job<br />
that allows them to undue civil rights gains our parents and<br />
grandparents protested, fought, died, were beaten, and<br />
voted for.<br />
Just like with women’s right to an abortion, the Supreme<br />
Court is upholding and reinforcing both the patriarch and<br />
white supremacy.<br />
American history made it illegal for Black people to learn. It<br />
was illegal to read, to have a school, and of course to attend<br />
university, unless we were building them, being sold to pay<br />
school debts, or cleaning and maintaining them. The story of<br />
Georgetown is one of many examples of a school<br />
recognizing its role in enslavement and white supremacy.<br />
Georgetown Reflects on Slavery, Memory, and<br />
Reconciliation - Georgetown University<br />
Home Georgetown Reflects on Slavery, Memory, and<br />
Reconciliation Georgetown Reflects on Slavery, Memory,<br />
and…www.georgetown.edu<br />
But Black folk were not to be stopped. Our ancestors (many<br />
still living) created their own schools, trained their own<br />
teachers, and taught their children the value of<br />
education as a way to liberation and better lives.<br />
My own grandparents attended school in the south that<br />
was K-12 — in one room with two teachers.<br />
It is worth noting that schools that primarily serve Black<br />
students are underfunded by billions of dollars even<br />
now.<br />
Legacy of Jim Crow still affects funding for public<br />
schools<br />
The Brown v. Board of Education decision framed racial<br />
segregation as the cause of educational inequality.<br />
Brown's…sc.edu<br />
The ruling doesn’t end affirmative action — that is only<br />
half the truth.<br />
The ruling ends affirmative action for Black people. It<br />
keeps intact affirmative action for white people which is<br />
why the court didn’t invalidate legacy, donor, employee<br />
families and special recommendations which are still<br />
allowed and are almost exclusively utilized by white<br />
students.<br />
It is also important to note that affirmative action<br />
benefits white women the most and that about 70% of<br />
white women support ending affirmative action as this<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.26
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
excerpt from @teenvogue explains:<br />
“Despite these impressive gains for white women,<br />
approximately 70% of them somewhat or strongly oppose<br />
affirmative action, according to the 2014 Cooperative<br />
Congressional Election Study. Many scholars, myself<br />
included, argue this opposition is clearly related to right-wing<br />
anti-affirmative action campaigns that have successfully<br />
focused national attention on race-based affirmative action.”<br />
The only way to change the system is to vote for<br />
Democrats in every local and national election. No<br />
republican running for any office will work to ensure<br />
equality, equity, inclusion, or diversity. None will<br />
advocate for fair public-school funding. None will work to<br />
dismantle white supremacy, unfair college admissions, or<br />
student debt relief.<br />
Folk won’t be complaining about student debt when you<br />
can’t get into universities in the first place.<br />
All voting is local and also all voting is national.<br />
White Women Benefit Most From Affirmative Action<br />
White women benefit most from affirmative action. It's<br />
not an accident that conversations about affirmative<br />
action tend…www.teenvogue.com<br />
While the Supreme Court upholds white supremacy for<br />
universities, at the K-12 schools, the Moms for Liberty<br />
are furiously working to end all teaching about Black<br />
history and to ban books from Black and other POC<br />
authors.<br />
The marriage and alignment of the Supreme Court and<br />
Moms for Liberty will have devastating consequences for<br />
education in America for everyone, not just Black folk.<br />
In the 2016 presidential election Hillary Clinton<br />
prophesied that if Trump wins he could reshape the<br />
supreme court by appointing 4 justices:<br />
“In a speech in Wisconsin, Clinton put the future of the<br />
Supreme Court at the center of the election debate,<br />
cautioning that any Trump-appointed justices would be likely<br />
to roll back workers’ and abortion rights and “demolish pillars<br />
of the progressive movement.”<br />
Hillary Clinton, March 28th, 2016<br />
MOMS FOR LIBERTY ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS<br />
Does that headline bother you? Do you think it is<br />
extreme or hyperbole? Or maybe you think the headline<br />
is clickbait…myronclifton.medium.com<br />
Black Americans are fighting wars on multiple fronts<br />
trying to stem the ever-present tide of dirty water that is<br />
educational white supremacy, and we can’t do it alone.<br />
We need the rest of the democrats so-called big tent to<br />
help us out, especially but not exclusively, white women.<br />
The same folk who benefit the most from affirmative<br />
action have by majority voted against democratic<br />
presidential candidates since the 1960’s.<br />
With the 2024 election on the horizon the ruling by the<br />
supreme court will galvanize republican voters who are<br />
feeling victory today. They will want to preserve the<br />
ruling, preserve the ban on abortion, and preserve<br />
patriarchal white supremacy..<br />
Make that make sense.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.27
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
Democratic voters must be more motivated to change<br />
the course the nation is headed in.<br />
The message from republicans is clear and the<br />
message from democrats, in the form of overwhelming<br />
voting responses must be clearer still: We are not going<br />
backwards, the rights of everyone will be respected, our<br />
full history will be taught, and we will continue to work to<br />
unravel the remaining vestiges of racism in all its forms<br />
and wherever it reaches.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.28
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Goddess And Our Daughters.<br />
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F E A T U R E D S P O T L I G H T<br />
INDEPENDENCE<br />
FROM BLACK JOY<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
Many Americans will celebrate Independence Day<br />
today/tomorrow in celebration and honor of the nation<br />
breaking away from England’s rule.<br />
All that freedom talk and posturing in support of being<br />
free while upholding and expanding the institution of<br />
chattel slavery remains one of the most hypocritical acts<br />
by American men regarded as champions of freedom,<br />
democracy, and inalienable rights.<br />
Something else those men — known to some as founding<br />
fathers — got independence from? Black Joy.<br />
In their work to build a nation free from tyranny and<br />
freedom while still owning Black people, early white<br />
Americans separated themselves from Black Joy.<br />
Though they worked nonstop to keep our ancestors in a<br />
constant state of fear and pain, and without hope, they<br />
failed miserably in small and large ways.<br />
The didn’t stop our ancestors from finding internal joy,<br />
sharing joy among themselves, and figuring out how to<br />
imagine and hope for a future for their descendants that<br />
would be safe for us to loudly express our joy in ways they<br />
could not.<br />
And now we do.<br />
In music, theatre, movies, television, books, and in our<br />
homes, offices, churches, and parks. And we do it on<br />
social media with such energy and enthusiasm, and in<br />
such overwhelming numbers, that every social app’s<br />
most popular trends, memes, gifs, comments, tweets,<br />
Spouts, Spills, photos, and videos/TikToks, are most<br />
often created and shared by Black users.<br />
And no matter how racists, magas, Russians and other<br />
foreign and domestic trolls and haters try to attack<br />
Black users, and no matter how Twitter, TikTok, and<br />
Facebook allow Black users to be the most attacked<br />
groups on social media, Black joy online remains<br />
undefeated.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.30
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
Black words light up social media and generate laughs<br />
across the globe and causes various other communities<br />
to come together to laugh with us.<br />
Black humor recognizes no boundaries or limits and has<br />
disregard for tact, style, grace, unwritten and written<br />
rules, and your sensibilities.<br />
In short, Black online humor is the continuation of what<br />
Black folk have long done at home and on the streets:<br />
Cappin,’ Rankin,” Shootin’ the shit, Dissin’,<br />
Throwin’ Shade, Spillin’ Tea, Droppin’ dimes,<br />
And one of the oldest, The Dozens.<br />
The Black diaspora (African, Caribbean, American,<br />
European, the Americas) and Irish Twitter and TikTok<br />
came together in harmony when British royals started<br />
dying.<br />
Black Twitter will make insults about the twitter owner,<br />
Elon Musk, trend:<br />
The joy Black people experience and express in words<br />
and on video is the standard and trendsetter for other<br />
entertainment industries. And also, that joy is expressed<br />
within Black family and friend groups, work associates,<br />
and even with strangers. With just a look Black folk will<br />
communicate “All the things” without saying a word.<br />
And when dumb billionaires started sinking in homemade<br />
bathtub submarines.<br />
Famously, one of the greatest “speeches” in Black<br />
history is simply Chadwick Boseman’s look back at his<br />
friend, Michael B. Jordan, upon hearing that his movie<br />
The Black Panther, did not win Best Picture at the<br />
Oscars, losing to the travesty that was the white savior<br />
movie, The Green Book.<br />
Every Black person understood Chadwick’s visual<br />
sermon.<br />
And the thing is, Black people willingly share our joy with<br />
the world and most of the world reacts appropriately<br />
and some even join in.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.31
M Y R O N J . C L I F T O N<br />
And of course when so many white people were so upset<br />
that a fictional mermaid was Black.<br />
Because Black humor is the humor of community, family,<br />
and of the need and ability to cut to the heart of any issue,<br />
controversy, or even death, and then extract humor that<br />
touches funny bones, hearts, emotions, and minds.<br />
It is too bad that so many white Americans decided to<br />
hate Black people so much that they’d declare<br />
independence from the healing abilities of Black<br />
Americans’ humor.<br />
With so much hatred, racism, insurrections, racial<br />
violence, and taking away rights, some may question how<br />
and why Black people can continue to find humor in this<br />
nation.<br />
But how can we not?<br />
The fact is that Black joy and humor has no limits and no<br />
restrictions. It cannot be contained or stopped by “Terms<br />
and Conditions” because it is part of our DNA and part of<br />
the fuel that helped our ancestors survive and our more<br />
recent ancestors to thrive.<br />
Our humor is the chitlin circuit.<br />
And it is Mom’s Mabley, Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, Eddie<br />
Murphy, Wanda Sykes, Mo’nique, the Wayans family, Flip<br />
Wilson, Paul Mooney, Arsenio Hall, Nipsey Russell, Issa<br />
Rae, Quinta Brunson, Kenan Thompson, Rudy Frank<br />
Moore/Dolemite, Bernie Mac, and so many other women<br />
and men who set the standards followed and co-opted<br />
and plagiarized by mainstream media and entertainment.<br />
As bad as America is and has been to Black people, this<br />
generations struggles, like past horrors, provide nonstop<br />
fuel for Black content and humor because without humor<br />
things would not be as pleasant for the purveyors of hate<br />
directed at us.<br />
The next time you laugh at or use a meme, gif, video, or<br />
comment from a Black person on any of the social media<br />
sites, just know that there’s plenty more where that<br />
comes from but to get access to it, you need to exit your<br />
silo of whiteness, your gated community, and all-white<br />
schools and neighborhoods to access it.<br />
Independence from Black Joy was never a good choice<br />
and those who continue to segregate themselves from us,<br />
our humanity, and our humor and joy, continue to pay the<br />
price that comes with disregarding the best part of<br />
America.<br />
White America loves to consume our humor but long ago<br />
declared independence from the culture out of which our<br />
humor is born and nurtured.<br />
And that is too bad because Black humor could be the<br />
magnet that attracts community and the glue that holds<br />
disparate communities together.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.32
MYRON'S<br />
HIT OR MISS<br />
list<br />
President Biden and VP Harris announced<br />
another $39b in student debt relief.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | June <strong>2023</strong> | p.34
MISS<br />
President Biden didn’t wear socks one day and<br />
conservative media lost their minds.<br />
MISS<br />
Republicans bastardized the latest military budget by<br />
forcing in restrictions on diversity, gender, and access to<br />
abortions.<br />
HIT<br />
President Biden uses Marjorie Taylor Green’s own<br />
words to make wonderful campaign video.<br />
MISS<br />
Country singer Jason Aldean makes song celebrating sundown<br />
towns and lynching then gets mad when he’s called out.<br />
HIT<br />
The Women’s World Cup starts and the US Women’s<br />
team are expected to .. maybe win it all!<br />
MISS<br />
Marjorie Taylor Green uses Hunter Biden nude<br />
photos at congressional hearings that had nothing<br />
to do with hunter Biden.<br />
HIT<br />
Hollywood writers and actors are on strike seeking<br />
better pay, residuals, healthcare, and guarantees<br />
against Automated Intelligence – AI.<br />
MISS<br />
Hollywood CEOs with salaries ranging from<br />
$20M to over $200m per year, gleefully<br />
declaring they will starve writers/actors and<br />
hold out until they start losing<br />
apartments/housing.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.35
HOT TAKE<br />
#1<br />
Elon Musk is a terrible businessman and that<br />
may be his *best quality, as he is also racist,<br />
antisemitic, homophobic, and transphobic.<br />
#2<br />
Mark Zuckerberg isn’t a hero for taking on and<br />
defeating Elon Musk and Twitter. His issues from<br />
selling data, allowing misinformation and<br />
disinformation to thrive across his platforms, and<br />
his profiting from paid ads directing hate to Black<br />
users will never be forgiven. He is though, useful in<br />
taking on and hopefully taking down Elon Musk.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.36
NEW!<br />
ON SALE<br />
NOW<br />
A cup of coffee or tea paired with interesting company is an unbeatable combination. We learn<br />
and share so much through this simple social ritual. Nuanced origin stories. Brow-raising<br />
secrets. Good news. Bad news. Hopes and dreams, insecurities and fears. Sip by sip, we do<br />
business, catch up, plan our lives, and discover common ground.<br />
To gain a better understanding of his friends, Myron went on a mission to try their favorite<br />
drinks. He was struck by the complex flavors and simple pleasures that characterized their<br />
personalities. Sweet. Spicy. Bold. Bewitching. Optimistic. Ostentatious. Practical. Perfectionist.<br />
In Coffee, Grounded, Myron reviews these drinks and brews up a perfect blend of culture and<br />
caffeine. He examines the history of various ingredients and coffee-growing regions, painting a<br />
vivid picture of faraway lands and hometown haunts.<br />
Pour yourself a cup and curl up with this tasty collection of stories steeped in friendship and fun.<br />
Order & Indulge!<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.37
MOVIE<br />
REVIEWS<br />
by Myron J. Clifton<br />
The Flash and Avatar: The Way of Water<br />
It was a bad movie that was too long. The plot was dumb, the<br />
acting mediocre, and there were so many plot holes there<br />
was unintended humor. The movie was 5 years overdue and<br />
would have been bad even then because the director clearly<br />
didn’t get or listen to feedback on how to make the movie<br />
better.<br />
Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny<br />
Indiana Jones is a fun movie that completes the Indiana<br />
journey. He’s his same adventurous cranky self. There’s<br />
horses in NYC subways, motor chases in Morocco,<br />
planes, trains, and wars that Professor Indy teaches<br />
and love so much. If you love Indiana Jones the<br />
character, then you’ll love the nonstop action and older<br />
Indy at his best.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.38
MOVIE<br />
REVIEWS<br />
Nimona / Netflix<br />
It’s a fun movie kids 4 and up will enjoy. It’s a cute story with surprising turns and interesting look at<br />
legends and mythologies societies lies tell themselves and build their self-indulgent lies upon. The<br />
animated movie looks great, has great action, cute protagonists and antagonists’ kids will identify<br />
with and love. The story has a few twists and heartfelt turns that older kids and adults will love. This<br />
movie deserves a wider audience so hopefully it’ll get one on streaming. It is a great movie kids can<br />
watch many times over.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.39
MY FAVORITE THINGS<br />
streaming right<br />
now...
S T R E A M I N G N O W<br />
PEACOCK – Polite Society<br />
A delightful and fun movie about sisters who are at<br />
odds over the older sister getting engaged to<br />
gentlemen from a high society family. The younger<br />
sister has a vivid imagination – she wants to be a<br />
stuntwomen despite her parent’s protestation. She<br />
uses her wit, silliness, and imagination to both plan her<br />
future, disappoint her parents, and plot a scheme to<br />
disrupt her older sister’s engagement. There are plot<br />
twists, surprises, humor, highbrow and low brow<br />
comedy, and plenty of action, and fun. The movie is<br />
funny, slick, snappy, and will surprise with the<br />
choreographed fights and humor.<br />
Apple+ TV: Platonic – Season 1<br />
Best friends reconnect and help but also disrupt each<br />
other’s relationships, careers, and their own lives. It’s<br />
funny with some unscripted dialogue, a good cast of side<br />
characters who are equally quirky, pleasant, weird, and<br />
fun to watch.<br />
Disney+ Kizazi Moto: Generation Fire: Season 1<br />
A first for Disney, this pan-African Disney+ original<br />
animated series showcases different artists and art styles<br />
for the series highlighting different legends, mythology, and<br />
Afro-futurism. Each animated feature is ten to fifteen<br />
minutes, and the stories and art are fantastic. Kids and<br />
adults will love the series.<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.41
NEW!<br />
ON SALE<br />
NOW<br />
Sometimes, when you’re at a crossroads, a door will open and what enters will inspire you. Other<br />
times, what enters will make you gag. These stories by a ride-share short-timer might have the<br />
same effect on you. A man, recently laid off from his job and intrigued by the people he might<br />
meet (and the money he might make) decides to drive ride-share while looking for a new<br />
professional management position.<br />
Don’t want to drive drunk? Well, then, by all means, plug in your location and get your friendly<br />
neighborhood ride-share driver to ferry you to your next bar. Need to move but can’t afford<br />
movers? There’s an App for that! Tired of waiting for tricks on the corner? Wait—I’ve got an idea. .<br />
.<br />
The behavior and stories of folks who call on ride-share turned into a unique anthropological<br />
study for one man who decided to drive ride-share while looking for a new professional<br />
management position. Recently laid off from his job and intrigued by the people he might meet<br />
(and the money he might make), the author unwittingly became the anonymous confidant for<br />
men, women, nonbinary people, and children. Unfortunately for him, he also became the innocent<br />
target of people who couldn’t hold their liquor, others who couldn’t hold their temper, and at<br />
least one who couldn’t keep his hands to himself.<br />
Little did they know they were in the Prius of a writer, who would be able to look in the rear view<br />
and tell their stories.<br />
This collection of anecdotes is non-judgmental, full of irony and dry humor, and may help<br />
someone else decide: Is driving ride-share for you?<br />
DEAR DEAN MAGAZINE | <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong> | p.42
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