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11 T Md I<br />
OCIAN CITV, H, J.<br />
Saturday Malineet<br />
FRIDAY A .SATURDAY<br />
ILDENOAWNi<br />
MWOOUVtVWiHtSUAl \<br />
I •Usnf-AUCIMtm*>MHM MM ,<br />
KIN-TIN-TIN in<br />
MONDAY.* TTKSiuV<br />
and WKIlNKSlMY<br />
^ VWHATA WIDOWfJ<br />
IS ^^vmMom man.<br />
JU,L , MuriutHi* Llvinglt«n><br />
SPRCIAL ARMISTICK<br />
UAV MATINKK<br />
TTIWDAY<br />
[Ocean City Squad<br />
Tramples Trades<br />
26-d Ganc with Vocation<br />
•I Ouplaya Powerful<br />
Offense of Team<br />
Kxhihlilnff « powerful iiffcr<br />
•sail City hi'ifh wlioul swept thru<br />
he Atlantic City Vocutinnnl Train<br />
tiff School fmil bull team to wil<br />
handily, 28 to 0, on Muniripu<br />
Field, Saturday afternngn.<br />
Th* sister wort's piny,-is were<br />
unable to ward off the tremendous<br />
USMUIIH nn its line, which was<br />
rlppwi asunder lime after time by<br />
thi* forward wall of the. Ocean<br />
, N. J,,<br />
OwwO^fcwbn [Government Boat<br />
Tnni Briggs Pelti fi ,... -<br />
<strong>The</strong> Ocean (Illy bowling uulntot, I UEW LliMUi.<br />
mdiTn nf iho Atlnmlo ru» I<br />
iif Ili« Atliiiulo City<br />
Loiisutt, awiiiiipcd Hrligs' Pests<br />
in a leaguo mulch ut the noaril-<br />
•valk alleys, Klurliln «v., Athintlc<br />
'lly, Inm nlahl.<br />
Though I hi 1 jiiai'ra were (lyi'n<br />
handlcati of fill poiutst a giiim-,<br />
inly In oiu' same did they conic<br />
•liiiln 10(i pnlnts' of tlu> winners'<br />
('nine<br />
Mnrpliy<br />
Bacbran<br />
Mrrjillinn<br />
.. „...„.„ nun m int« ucM .<br />
City team, opcniiiR holes for the<br />
Maroon ami While to crash thru<br />
fur iiuhstnntinl twins.<br />
Ward Of ThruMa at Pint<br />
Though th* visitors never srri.<br />
lowly thrtmteneil the Ocoan City iVRrHn<br />
Will HIM*. they wen* suiwsfuj ii<br />
k-Hnliiijr off the thrusts of tni<br />
I Mnnutii and White in the opentnf<br />
lUiiiter,<br />
<strong>The</strong> play of tbe local team was<br />
I marmi .-wntrwhat by fumhlfnfr. «!-<br />
j though iho hoys recovered* tht» ball<br />
(ill linwt of there iHH'ilsions,<br />
..... .1 fumble thai laid out<br />
Mt'CiiHion, whii promises in (level- ii npin.i'r<br />
>|i iiitii ii star if he ever g^ts ph(|ii,w<br />
over his nervousness in handling niimi<br />
Ihe tall. TV Kail dipped from Hmndlnipl<br />
his trrssp in the opoiiinir iiuarter, I<br />
Ho made a desperate plungy ami<br />
iwrril it, but was knocked mil<br />
in doiiiu so, lieimr badly smertr-^''<br />
about (ho nose jiiiii mouth,<br />
l.iti.v Krirs Rruni of Attack<br />
Stedem. aflor heitur mi tht> si.i<br />
linos for Hume time with iniiiri<<br />
wtih<br />
uted runs, us ,)(,! Carey<br />
the other Matvon am! IV!<br />
UiWks: hut il was Roinoo Adeil'<br />
,h,i here tho 1<br />
arrv.iif tho iuill across ih.<br />
fmir ,v.'s<br />
Whit,<<br />
Mif'iillfnn was liidlviiluiii i,iKr<br />
oi'cr witli MS, O'lirlcin wn<<br />
wind wiih im,<br />
Thv OfMii City team lunds ihe<br />
."ague with ii rt'i'iird of Ht wo!<br />
ind iwn lost and hnlils the ma<br />
irlly of tho tongue records, Th,<br />
iree icnmp record nf am mndp<br />
Ocoiiii rity has nol been<br />
...bed. Mi'i'Hilfnn hnlda ihp h,,<br />
_..Ividiinl hinh »re with SRT ami<br />
leads in arnrnKen wlib 1R5 [iiiiiiti<br />
per gamp for II<br />
or rlTY<br />
2;u<br />
1S5<br />
12«<br />
192<br />
I'M*<br />
1 I ><br />
PFSTS<br />
IBl t<br />
us ii<br />
I:<br />
tr.fi<br />
1KO<br />
'Philadelphia Man<br />
In Lutheran Pulpit<br />
Oo>>an City Lutherans ami visit-<br />
ors lit St. John's UUhrran Church.<br />
Sunday, heiirii Kov. Psul SLirontr.<br />
of rhilailolfihia, ii>ll how he lv-<br />
Mnviirieii from th* Ji'« •<br />
Chri»:iiin faith at Uw asc<br />
after iiMikiiif an Mhausnv,<br />
lu.iy of the oUi tesiamcnt. Hr<br />
irftiiitiS; thllt I hi<br />
Till RSIUY, KRU<br />
•nd SATI'H1>AY<br />
, I<br />
Amos'n'AndyComint 1<br />
<strong>On</strong> W N Wk<br />
Northfield Beats<br />
Resort's Golfers Coast Guard Captain<br />
<strong>On</strong> L*ave of Absence<br />
2nd AtHfitorium<br />
Game Saturday<br />
Mr*. Anna Brace Treasurer<br />
of Ocean Gty Gvic Club<br />
A Double Rkh<br />
Ic* Cream Sod<<br />
FREE<br />
Pound of Candy<br />
59c<br />
Ch***y CentM 1 Speenls<br />
Ckorabt* C»T»nd<br />
Stmgtis<br />
K of aay of the<br />
Abet* for S»e<br />
l<br />
Inlet Marker Off Atlantic<br />
City W«hed Up Here<br />
By Monday's Storm<br />
<strong>The</strong> appearance of ihe I', S<br />
•ightliiiusp siMvicM liojit. "Tulip;,"<br />
rniii Slatcn Islaiiil, I'luso HI ihe<br />
H'iii'li ut •iSr.1 st. yostunhiy<br />
Thursila.v) jriivo many people the<br />
idea thai the craft had been<br />
washed iislioro, since it lay un-<br />
piitvnlly iille for several hours<br />
within 1000 feet of shore,<br />
Tho boat visited tho resor<br />
shores, however, to recover ii lijrhl<br />
luiiiy which broke Innse frmn it<br />
iiiiHiriiijrs at the mnutli of tl<br />
let. nir Atlantii' Ciiy (luriiii! th<br />
liijrli seas, Klniulny, and wnslieil u<br />
in the lioaeli heif Tuesday,<br />
<strong>On</strong>ast Uiiiirds finin IVikV Heael<br />
tntion at .'Kith st, rpportwl ih<br />
iiioy iiinl niailo ii fust until th<br />
itjhthoiise liiiiit came for it, Thr<br />
•m\v wiMplis alioiil tliive ions and<br />
hiiiisos Mil auioinatic liitht that "ill<br />
j o|iorate eoiiitiintly for alioui<br />
monthly wiilnmt aitouiitin.<br />
Tho "Tulip," which if the Iarp<br />
i .•«! of its kinii in service, nlea<br />
'"'''iiitf ITo f,-,-t. hauled riio i:<br />
J; 1 . j aboard for ropiiirs before h'st.u<br />
''" iiiir it lo position,<br />
< | Finger Prints to Be<br />
Filed in New Cabinet<br />
THt<br />
lli 5<br />
ISO<br />
US<br />
170<br />
HI<br />
•rtbinet has been<br />
piilli'o hradiiii.irlerr<br />
r pi-iHlN an(!<br />
inul persons chariretl<br />
rd h<<br />
erinii'<br />
iwrJnn<br />
sit on the<br />
1 Hi.il<br />
Glad Day Outing Sponsor<br />
Recovering from Operation<br />
Ordinance For Surface<br />
W D<br />
MONCBIEPS HAVE DAIGHTER<br />
r Surface<br />
Wato Drain, b ft«ed<br />
, b ft«ed<br />
providlBi for<br />
f<br />
of^h!^ jUEf. ^ ^<br />
proud parent* of a girl, bom So-<br />
v«m!»r 1 Tile inft h b<br />
ordiaanit pdlBi for proud parent* of a girl, bom So-<br />
il a Unon of gurfao! water j v«m!»r 1. Tile infant ha.« been<br />
i 4 rj n alonj WPSI ar, from ]4Ui named JoJ-« Marfaret Moncrief.<br />
n l^ih sts. was pasj*d on final ! ———— — • —<br />
Tf Jmt MoBdaj' b ti j<br />
Jm Monday, by the<br />
yiioBers. TB# work mm<br />
•out 14000 afld will be done I<br />
' t>> oily etnpioTifei, undsr;<br />
>n cif the d#pjriBient of i<br />
———— —•—<br />
rity j 'o live lonj and hapoy.<br />
ill > Bust httnt ud ftsh l i f<br />
I<br />
njiinftlon *ilb the orJin-<br />
tv C]trk Herbert R, Smiti<br />
•iruclrt to atfrenilt for si<br />
i of 15 and IMneh rut j<br />
»», IP s* uspd in th© COB-'<br />
Bids will be<br />
AIDEVE<br />
Tudor!<br />
Mil<br />
ESHMI<br />
Edwtrii<br />
CONGRATULATIONS ...<br />
nRST NATIONAL<br />
acquisition of the a^ts of the<br />
Ocean City Title and Trust Company<br />
gives Ocean City'two strong national<br />
banking institutions which will be in<br />
a better position than ever before to<br />
serve the i<br />
<strong>The</strong> significance of this develop-<br />
ment is that Ocean City is now ready<br />
to take advantage of the return to<br />
prosperity which the nation hopes<br />
will be gradually ushered in with the<br />
turn of the year.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Ocean City National Bank<br />
sincerely and heartijy extends con-<br />
gratulations to its neighbor aero®<br />
the street in the successful consum-<br />
mation of thi forward, progressive<br />
step.<br />
• >m<br />
OCEAN CITY NATIONAL a<br />
001111 ST. AM» AVtl OCEAN CITT,<br />
7,<br />
IT 11<br />
[Ocean City Sentinel-Ledger<br />
„,„,, BitaUIahed ilISs •entlnel-Leditr.Newi, asn»114*t«4 I9II,<br />
I u Weona-ctau Mttter *t the Post Office it Oetu aty, H, J,,<br />
uniar Act Of Much 1. 1179,<br />
. "For s Greiter Owan City"<br />
| every FrMiy from the •entlnfl.Leafer Suudln>, Elshth street «nd<br />
fcveniM jnwt to Red Men'i H»ll), pceim City, New Jener, br the<br />
BAN OITY PRINTINQ AND PUILISHING COMPANY<br />
LoaiN B, ANanvma, Bittor »na ainirai M,<br />
JOHN O, SMITH. Adrertltinc Mindger<br />
•ubMrlptlBti Price: 11,10 per Tear<br />
Those Goode<br />
Olde Days<br />
1; Now Jer»y Preis Auoclatldn an.t NHIIOOHI IiiKorlul AuoelitloB<br />
KiprtitnUtlye: D, J, Randull & Co., 34J Firth Av«,<br />
NtwTorkCltr,<br />
delphla AdvertiehiK KeBroHentujivus: Ni.vlllij & HHchlng.'t 1GUG<br />
Walnut street.<br />
BANK CONSOLIDATION<br />
JSOLIDATION of the Title and Trust Co, with the<br />
First National Bank, in Ocean City, is ginirally in-<br />
ting," remarki the Atlantic City Pr§is. "No doubt<br />
f co-operation bawean two banking groups will make<br />
pnly for a stronger financial picture, but also for im-<br />
id civic and business conditions in Ocean City, For<br />
thing it gives a town of 5000 residents a $6,000,000<br />
This la creditable to Ocean City, where enterprise<br />
Jd thrive under a big bank," ,<br />
tiis viewpoint from a neighboring onlooker is a fair<br />
ction of the attitude toward the consolidation man-<br />
in this community. Announcement of the consol-<br />
jion has been met with a general expression of sat-<br />
ction,<br />
he Press, continuing, says:<br />
"Many students of finance believe that in the halcyon<br />
{ days of careless wealth the rush to form new banking,<br />
building and loan similar investment groups was ovsrdone;<br />
That there is need of applying well-known economic feme,<br />
dies in these days of more sober thinking, so that a sav-<br />
ing may be effected through the elimination of duplicated<br />
services ami various wastes predicated upon such duplica-<br />
tion,<br />
"Whether they are right or wrong, it is but natural that<br />
! in a period of general re-adjustment the financial organ-<br />
(iiations should come in for their share. Sound financial<br />
' management, paying more attention to well-grounded eeo-<br />
! nomic principles than to pride of opinion or position, may<br />
be trusted to work out the problem to the ultimate bene.<br />
fit of the public at large,<br />
"Bitter times and better conditions in many affairs will<br />
be the compensation for this current period of so-called dn-<br />
pression,"<br />
<strong>The</strong> government proposea to ipend millioiiB on public<br />
[buildingg to relieve unemployment, A bigler taik, however,<br />
[would be to get the rnillions employed in public buildingB to<br />
[ go to work.<br />
In Ocean City<br />
20 Ye»i Ago<br />
CTOCK in thj First National<br />
J Bank of Ocean City sold uL<br />
|22U a share. Par value was<br />
plOO,<br />
* * * t<br />
Morgan Hand Jr. was en-<br />
gaged in a big project in North<br />
Jersey, the development of the<br />
Hudson County Park, at Marri-<br />
son,<br />
* * *<br />
At least one woman surf<br />
bather had been seen in the re-<br />
sort during the past week.<br />
* s «<br />
<strong>Vote</strong>rs turned in a Republican<br />
victory but showed they knew<br />
how to vote a split ticKet even<br />
on the voting machines,<br />
* * s<br />
Director Harry H, Lake re-<br />
organlaed the choir of the First<br />
M, E, Church.<br />
William S, Zane shut a deer<br />
at Tuckahoe,<br />
vgo<br />
WH1TICAH<br />
HE APPROACHING SCHOOL BOARD VACANCY<br />
HE term of Mrs, Clinton B. Price as a member of the<br />
t board of education will expire shortly. It Is to be<br />
Bped that Mrs, Price, or some other woman equally<br />
ppable, will be appointed to fill the vacancy.<br />
<strong>The</strong> structure of the present board represents a fair<br />
oai section of the city's business and professional in-<br />
rasts. It is cornpQsed, in addition to Mrs, Price, of a<br />
lysician, a dentist, a hotel man and a real estate man,<br />
16 latter an alumnui of the yeapit's schools. <strong>The</strong>y an><br />
ving Ocean City a greditabk administration.<br />
<strong>The</strong> four men members are capable, hard-headed<br />
td practical. But it would seem that the mothers of<br />
eean City's school children are entitled to direct rp-<br />
resentation on the board,<br />
<strong>The</strong> average mother's paramount interest in life is<br />
n her children. It Is she, more than the average<br />
ftther, who works with their teachers in piloting<br />
hem through their school work. And she learns by<br />
hese contacts and experiences to detect possibilities for<br />
nproving the schools which the average man might<br />
overlook.<br />
I An Intelligent, highly-educated woman like Mrs.<br />
Price as a member of the board is earnestly desired by<br />
hundreds of Ocean City women.<br />
An Eastern profegsoi 1 My» that the next generation of<br />
mm will be wearing benrdg aR«in. <strong>The</strong> reaion for that will<br />
be that there won't be enough room left on earth to throw<br />
•way old Mfety«(aior blsdH.<br />
ABMISTICB DAY,<br />
•JN Tuesday, we will observe another Armistice Day.<br />
<strong>The</strong> years have flown quickly since the signing of<br />
that historic document on the blood-soaked fields of Flan-<br />
ders. Men and nations forget, Wounds that were deep<br />
have healed In the sunshine of a new day. Scars that<br />
were thought ineffaceable are vanishing as the years<br />
pass on.<br />
<strong>On</strong>ce more men and goods travel the seas where sail-<br />
ed grim destroysrs, and the plow turns ever deeper the<br />
buried hatreds of the greatest war. And it is well to<br />
forget.<br />
But let us not forget those who, when the nation<br />
called in those stormy days, were the first to answer.<br />
Let us join on Armistice Day, this year, m paying silent<br />
tribute, due, reverent homage to our Glorious Dead.<br />
Your dolUr now will buy 19 eenti more than In 1928,<br />
And you want to remcmlwr that 19 Cents will buy 3 let<br />
(reim con and 4 all-day suckers I<br />
15 Years<br />
D R. JOHN H.<br />
opened! his offices at Nth st,<br />
and Central av. He was iron!<br />
Philadelphia.<br />
* * *<br />
Mrs, Abigail Miller, a sum-<br />
mer resident, died at the unu<br />
of 101, ihe would have been<br />
102 on Christmas Eve,<br />
e * *<br />
<strong>The</strong> Ocean City Military Club<br />
defeated Delaware Business Col-<br />
lege at basketball in ii clone<br />
game. <strong>The</strong> score was 2» to H,<br />
Newell Cordon was offering<br />
high grade odd trousers at from<br />
$1,60 to $3.<br />
* * *<br />
Rev, Ch'arles H, Bohner, pas-<br />
tor of the First FreBbytisrinn<br />
Church, began a serieH of sar-<br />
mons on "Why Men Do Nut<br />
Attend Church,"<br />
* • *<br />
William M. Kanck anil hia<br />
daughter, Miss Ada M. Ranek,<br />
left for New Orleans, whfei'o<br />
Mr. Ranck was to attend a Na-<br />
tional <strong>Ticket</strong> Agents' conven-<br />
tion.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Giddy 90»s<br />
Just For Fun<br />
DROUD pBrent (who served):<br />
t "Whut I told you is thi" siory<br />
of the World War."<br />
His Son; "Built papii, what<br />
did they need the rest of the<br />
army for?"<br />
* * *<br />
Customer--! see you are sell-<br />
ing canoes now.<br />
Accessory Dealer—Yes, that<br />
serves two nurposns. It works<br />
in well with the tourist trade<br />
and gives me a line with a good<br />
turnover.<br />
* * *<br />
Wife—W lien I married you I<br />
didn't know you were such a<br />
cownrd. I thought you were a<br />
bruve man.<br />
Her Husband—So did every-<br />
body else.<br />
* s •<br />
Mrs. <strong>On</strong>theBo—<strong>The</strong>y say Mrs.<br />
Tcnwiiiffle plays golf just like<br />
a man,<br />
Mrs, Clubber—Wouldn't you<br />
i-hink she'd be ashamed to use<br />
siieh lanRiiafH!.<br />
Hnlen—1 wonder who Dorothy |<br />
getM hnr benutiful complexion j<br />
from--her mother?<br />
Claries—No her father—he's<br />
a ilrujCKist, * ? *<br />
Mnti—She has a very mair-<br />
netic pei'soimlity.<br />
His Wife—Shu oiiEht to have;<br />
everythini,' she has on i»<br />
charged,<br />
* * *<br />
A city visitor, from one of<br />
the wind swept states, galml<br />
intently at the spiral fire es-<br />
cape that wound its way down<br />
the re«r of n thirteen story<br />
buildliiE, "Gosh," he exclaimed.<br />
"That must hnve been a datiged<br />
lonjt ladder before the cyclone<br />
hit it,"<br />
* * *<br />
"Alice went in swimnilnu; ill a<br />
lonely spot the other diiy, iiiicl<br />
a party of men took her un-<br />
aware," said onn local limn to<br />
another,<br />
"What in the world did they<br />
do with it'?" the other asked,<br />
* * *<br />
Doctor—Are you feeling very<br />
ill? Let mu see your tongue. 1 ,<br />
pkHisei<br />
Patient—It's no use, doctor,<br />
! no tongue cim tell how bad I<br />
I feel.<br />
HOURKDjON TRAMPS<br />
A COTTAGER on Central av.,<br />
*» hail an experience with a<br />
tramp early this morning which<br />
has greatly soured her on this<br />
class of mendicants. <strong>The</strong> fel-<br />
low entered by the back gate,<br />
p ! tenusly begged for something<br />
u t_t, and said he. was per-<br />
fectly willing' to work for It.<br />
"All right," said the woman,<br />
"there is some light wood in the<br />
ihed; you may cut that up, 1<br />
will not only give you a good<br />
breakfast, but will pay you for<br />
your labor after you are<br />
through."<br />
"Please, Ma'm, won't you give<br />
me something to em first 7 p<br />
much too weak to work on "an<br />
empty stomach," replied the<br />
hobo.<br />
<strong>The</strong> kind-hearted woman pre-<br />
pared him a good, substantial<br />
breakfast ami made him a cup<br />
of strong coffee to wash it<br />
down with. After the vagrant<br />
finished his moiumB repast, he<br />
visited the woodshed and picked<br />
up an axe, which he examined<br />
as critically as an experienced<br />
wood chopper. He laid it down I<br />
and modestly returned to the j<br />
house, explaining that the axe I<br />
was too heavy ^tid dull to cut I<br />
with. He suggested that he<br />
could borrow a much better one<br />
from a cottager in the next<br />
square, whose wood he em yes-<br />
terday for something to eat.<br />
<strong>The</strong> lady gave her consent and<br />
the tramp went away. He<br />
evidentally failed to secure the<br />
axe, as he has not since been<br />
seen hy the good lady,<br />
(<strong>The</strong> abovs article appeared<br />
on the first page of the JJcean<br />
City Daily Reporter for Thurs-<br />
day, July 18, ignB.)<br />
I NEWS—WHEN IT IS NEWS<br />
; THOUGH <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-lidger wai fully aware last<br />
week that negotiations wir« under way, leading to<br />
the bank consolidation, this newipaper refrained from<br />
publishing the fact. Why? For two reaione,<br />
i—<strong>The</strong>re WM nothing, aside from unconfirmed<br />
rumors, to print. Not even the bank official!, them-<br />
•elvei; knew what the outcome of the negotiations<br />
would be.<br />
2—<strong>The</strong> Sentinel-L«dger had no deiirs to embaraii<br />
or hinder the nagotlfttioni by publishing vague rumors.<br />
Ai «oon «i the rumon resolved themielveg into fully<br />
Nonflrmod facta, <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-Ledger promptly gave its<br />
readers the facia by issuing m extra. <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-<br />
Ledger believes that in both instances its policy was for<br />
the best interests of the community and that it was<br />
good journalism.<br />
We can remember when relatives used to travel milti Is<br />
ndmlre a new gold filling. '<br />
America's (NitMt need right now U • eombitution um-<br />
brella and patter for the thumb.Mil golf mnnei,<br />
Yon hare to read the Beat-it papen to get one piece of<br />
*xtln»lv« mm, Towlt, that William Randolph ii a grttt<br />
American hero.<br />
HW nMt for the<br />
txmt<br />
,_ _ JO -<br />
i JOSEPH GAUCUD<br />
Just tim Boost That Is Needed<br />
CAMPJQ<br />
Always ttl<br />
I N THESE hurry-nkurry days,<br />
when Mr. Everyman kcepB<br />
hli eye on tho clock while he<br />
is bolting his skimpy breakfast,<br />
so as not to be a second late<br />
at his next performance—it is<br />
not strange that the s»ma "hit-<br />
and-run" expert clean overlooks<br />
the cause of disease, aa well us<br />
the beat means of its preven-<br />
tion and cure.<br />
Beyond any question of<br />
doubt, the factor of REST is<br />
the physician's most depend-<br />
able asset In correcting human<br />
llli. Many ailments of very<br />
levere character are really<br />
cured by enforced rest, while<br />
poor, unscientific, undefendable<br />
drugging takes the credit! I<br />
can ascribe a hidden virtue to<br />
my doie of pills, If they make<br />
my patient so infernally s'f\i<br />
that be has to go to bed nnd<br />
get well! For, your sick man<br />
generally does tbe thing lust<br />
that he should have anno first.<br />
To cure a fractured bone, we<br />
place the fragments in proper<br />
position and keep them there<br />
till BEST dflea the repairing.<br />
Carry It further: ihattered<br />
nerves, for instance; rest Is the<br />
absolutely imperative thing.<br />
Nerves are shattered by over-<br />
activity; FOTIOTS tbe cause of<br />
tnt troublt—git away from it.<br />
Rest U the core.<br />
Mftny medicines are «m-<br />
ploye*—to enforce rest, to com-<br />
Ml PMUM »nd qm*t In nttlenw<br />
Oliiilys—Sti)|i! My lips are for<br />
another.<br />
Claude—-<strong>On</strong>e moment, please,<br />
and you'll gel nmithor,<br />
•? s h *<br />
1'roud I'apu—lion't you think<br />
ils about t'tno for the baby<br />
to say '•papa"?<br />
Proud Mother—Oh, mi, I<br />
tiudn'i intended inHiiig him NVIIO<br />
you are until lie becomes a little<br />
stronger.<br />
Visiting Dflegiite (to hotel<br />
clerk)—Why didn't you call me<br />
at soveii.thirlv this morning''<br />
didn't go to bed until eight,<br />
didn't gut to bed until eight,<br />
:jt * *<br />
Two litlle (ririii weir dreJsnd<br />
up nnd tnaib visits after _llie<br />
fushion of the grown-ups. After<br />
n brief visit, they left, suyingi<br />
"Now you muiit talk about us<br />
lifter vn're gone;> That's the<br />
way mnther does,'<br />
f. ft --7<br />
Joe—You sail. Hoieii's l"^<br />
had no equal?<br />
Sum—N", No! I .-ill:! they had<br />
Gil—I woke up with a stiirt<br />
lust night, 1 thought my wah-h<br />
was gone,<br />
I'oilunk—Well was it 7<br />
Gil—No but it wns KDiinf,<br />
This is from a. young man:<br />
"<strong>The</strong> other eve we took in th?<br />
talkies, and on the way hnnw.<br />
she parks her blonde head "»<br />
my collar bone and whispcis,<br />
Why can't 1 capture the snolks<br />
like those there movie huriiines .<br />
I replied, 'You ought to exorcise<br />
your initiative.' She blurts,<br />
; May b" you're riglit. Where<br />
can I find a gymnasium?'"<br />
? V i<br />
Mother—Where do bad little<br />
girls go?<br />
Betty Anne—Most everywhere.<br />
are clean out of slRht nf land,<br />
nauticuily sncukinB; then the<br />
Iihysicia'n drags them ashnre<br />
with liiH hronildoR or worse. No<br />
other alternative loft him. <strong>The</strong><br />
lesson for yon, dear reader—<br />
steer wisely; there is plenty of<br />
time allotted yoii for rest;<br />
don't trifle with inesnnihle<br />
laws!<br />
0, the ntnninciiH that nre<br />
abused Bhtimclesfily—never por.<br />
milled to rest! '<strong>The</strong> nveraEe<br />
hound pup knows how to care<br />
for hi-K Rlomacii better than<br />
the HVornKc lmsiness man does<br />
—It's a fact. Ballast la a good<br />
thing, but too milch of it will<br />
sink the ship; to overload is<br />
to overwork. To be temperate<br />
in all Things is the price of<br />
immuiiiiv. ^__^^<br />
TUEW YORK—Nine months I<br />
i^hiive spent in New York.<br />
Yet I have not eiiten more than<br />
a half ilozeu decent menls—and<br />
all tlieie at private homes und<br />
iiimrtuiunta,<br />
Nn matter where you eat or<br />
what you BPL'1,1', ii Heenis iil-<br />
iiKjHt iiiipoSHible ij lind pure,<br />
iruMli and iiiimliiluriiied food,<br />
intellileiitly I'uii.ieil nlid Berved.<br />
Like ulmoifi p, ft j thinss elce<br />
you liuy here, fooii in iiHuully<br />
i dl<br />
VoaiMiibles and fnilis, In<br />
liurtluului'. ,iue unlit for human<br />
uonsuniliiiori. That is, in the<br />
opinion of imp who comes from<br />
I lie HotiUi, wiiuie Ihe bumbloHt<br />
liiboiers In tin: notion fields<br />
eal liettor veiiCIiiljlos than Now<br />
Yorkera imy eovoi-charges tor.<br />
All the vegetables I have<br />
1 een in New York taste exnctly<br />
alike-exiietly like wftter-snaked<br />
hiiwiliiHi, <strong>The</strong>y am not fresh,<br />
unil nn oiifi liiicpws iiow to nie><br />
iinic Ilirlll,<br />
* * **<br />
'i ill'll tbci t' !;• llllik. >\ l '!"t<br />
(iiinkliiK HOIIIL' ut (lie pale, prl-<br />
liieid lluid thru iiiiradeB under<br />
that minie, I can underBtiind<br />
one iTMson for tlie pitiful little<br />
simltcn-jiiwiMl cliilnren that<br />
Iiiunt lliHue , strerts , . . their<br />
waslcd, hearl-breuking littii!<br />
hollies.<br />
Milli! Any Belf.res|iectlni(,<br />
<strong>On</strong>d^fcnrlns c"W whn Hiiw tbis<br />
:»utf ivnisiii tiun over in tier<br />
ninll nnd wei'ti Blent, sally<br />
Iniiifi<br />
It is illitillt till' color of JlOllsn-<br />
liold uniiniiiilii, :ind c-nntnlns<br />
fiboiit us iniich ktitlcr fnt as<br />
tlie oloiir, ppiirlillna liauid (bat<br />
we usrd tn iinaff rrom the Old<br />
<strong>On</strong>ken nucket,<br />
• • •<br />
You stop at a friiit Htnnil and<br />
pay an hish nn llic apiece fnr<br />
"apples," nnd wlmt do you iiet?<br />
A larHe, rather well-slinneil<br />
'fruit of pale Erern or yellow<br />
How Would You Play It?<br />
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Bridge Authority Propounds Problem Hand, Both, In<br />
Contract and Auction-, Solution Next Week<br />
By MAKY L. MOORHBAD'<br />
<strong>The</strong> hand to liid and play for this "week lii<br />
North<br />
S—10 S 2<br />
H—10 8 5 4<br />
D—10 S 4 S<br />
C~K S<br />
West<br />
S—A J 5<br />
H—K 8 7<br />
D—A KB<br />
C—.A Q S 2<br />
i—K Bill<br />
H—A I<br />
D—t 9 7<br />
C—8 7 I<br />
South<br />
East<br />
S_8 7<br />
H—Q 9 3 2<br />
D—Q 5 2<br />
C—J 10 8 4<br />
(Polliiwing is Miss Moorhtad's<br />
nlay of the band which appeared<br />
last week:) North<br />
S_A J 0 4<br />
H—A K Ii<br />
D—9 2<br />
C—A Q 7 2<br />
West East<br />
S—Q 10 8 5 S—K 7<br />
H-R 4 3 H-Q J 10 9 S<br />
D—4 D—J 10 9 8<br />
C—J D8S4 C—K 8<br />
S—9 S 2<br />
H—7 2<br />
D—A K Q 7 fi 8<br />
C—10 S<br />
South<br />
JOE GISH<br />
*N0W THAT<br />
#© CHEAP, MIOHT<br />
IT HeK BACltWAU4 O.-<br />
MOMt<br />
color with Bat, flavorless<br />
ment and tin juice whatsoever.<br />
Down in liit. innnntninH of<br />
TenncBsoe nnd UeorKia. sllfll<br />
junlt is fed to hnga, nut HO<br />
intiff aH, New YnrUers don't<br />
kniiw. nnd cnn'l get, any lietter<br />
.-wlin riiri-s?<br />
* * *<br />
IWI norhnni Hie blisannt ioiie<br />
r-iir (lie higKnst htifglary- is<br />
the "nrnnge Juice" you buy at<br />
Innumerable slrPiit stnnils.<br />
Thousands n( nnopln have enn-<br />
vincpd IliemBflvCR Hint ibis is<br />
excellent f"r "hPalth.",<br />
It's a tliin Ronenrtlon nf plnln<br />
watnr, sugar, nriinHnl rolor<br />
•itid a rnsuril dnsb of ornnue.<br />
Health! Ovnnee inice! Hnw!<br />
Hnw! A wnllt ll'mlud the enr-<br />
tier would do P lot mnrn Bond,<br />
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South<br />
West<br />
North<br />
East<br />
South<br />
West<br />
North<br />
Kast<br />
Auction<br />
1—D<br />
Pass<br />
1 N T<br />
Pass<br />
I'nntract<br />
1—D<br />
Pass<br />
SNT<br />
Pass<br />
Bidding<br />
Pass<br />
Pass<br />
Bidding<br />
Pass<br />
and Bt»rt».<br />
It<br />
firct<br />
build las<br />
Some<br />
a plan<br />
earned<br />
do thj<br />
Cootriietor*,<br />
urern,<br />
teriali,<br />
to take a part.<<br />
iunlor morttfaa*,<br />
be p*U oft Ag<br />
QW<br />
adopted will<br />
operation* '<br />
eral Wmnntol<br />
BOCT.imB ^<br />
TOin"i «M<br />
a Diamond laser and still go gainc<br />
Also, should he fait to concede *<br />
Diamond loser, and the Dluinuiuu<br />
are split 4-1, he wiU muke bul<br />
the A^K-Q of Diamonds us lie hat<br />
no re-entry In Durnmy for the<br />
long Diamonds.<br />
Salient Points of Bidding<br />
In Auction and Contract, the<br />
final declaration is No Trump<br />
only difference is that in Auc<br />
tlon, the hand is played at one Ne<br />
Trump and in Contract, the b'rt-<br />
ding is ended with a fiime con<br />
tract of Three No T*furnp'.<br />
Salient Points of PUy<br />
East leads initially Im Queen<br />
of Hearts, the top of tiiurhlnfr<br />
honors (Q J 10) which North win?<br />
.with the Ace. North, having<br />
i counted his hands (Dummy and<br />
' own) takes into consideration the<br />
possible adverse split of the Dia<br />
monds to be unfavorable, i. e, J 1<br />
and therefore realizes tV.it hi<br />
should conceds a Diamond trick to<br />
be sure to go game.<br />
So considered, North leads the<br />
Two of Diamonds and Eaasr oi<br />
p<br />
wrHer." to<br />
close to .<br />
vested tit*<br />
or .<br />
who<br />
"Who't that n*w Jrtrl I Mom