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11 T Md I<br />

OCIAN CITV, H, J.<br />

Saturday Malineet<br />

FRIDAY A .SATURDAY<br />

ILDENOAWNi<br />

MWOOUVtVWiHtSUAl \<br />

I •Usnf-AUCIMtm*>MHM MM ,<br />

KIN-TIN-TIN in<br />

MONDAY.* TTKSiuV<br />

and WKIlNKSlMY<br />

^ VWHATA WIDOWfJ<br />

IS ^^vmMom man.<br />

JU,L , MuriutHi* Llvinglt«n><br />

SPRCIAL ARMISTICK<br />

UAV MATINKK<br />

TTIWDAY<br />

[Ocean City Squad<br />

Tramples Trades<br />

26-d Ganc with Vocation<br />

•I Ouplaya Powerful<br />

Offense of Team<br />

Kxhihlilnff « powerful iiffcr<br />

•sail City hi'ifh wlioul swept thru<br />

he Atlantic City Vocutinnnl Train<br />

tiff School fmil bull team to wil<br />

handily, 28 to 0, on Muniripu<br />

Field, Saturday afternngn.<br />

Th* sister wort's piny,-is were<br />

unable to ward off the tremendous<br />

USMUIIH nn its line, which was<br />

rlppwi asunder lime after time by<br />

thi* forward wall of the. Ocean<br />

, N. J,,<br />

OwwO^fcwbn [Government Boat<br />

Tnni Briggs Pelti fi ,... -<br />

<strong>The</strong> Ocean (Illy bowling uulntot, I UEW LliMUi.<br />

mdiTn nf iho Atlnmlo ru» I<br />

iif Ili« Atliiiulo City<br />

Loiisutt, awiiiiipcd Hrligs' Pests<br />

in a leaguo mulch ut the noaril-<br />

•valk alleys, Klurliln «v., Athintlc<br />

'lly, Inm nlahl.<br />

Though I hi 1 jiiai'ra were (lyi'n<br />

handlcati of fill poiutst a giiim-,<br />

inly In oiu' same did they conic<br />

•liiiln 10(i pnlnts' of tlu> winners'<br />

('nine<br />

Mnrpliy<br />

Bacbran<br />

Mrrjillinn<br />

.. „...„.„ nun m int« ucM .<br />

City team, opcniiiR holes for the<br />

Maroon ami While to crash thru<br />

fur iiuhstnntinl twins.<br />

Ward Of ThruMa at Pint<br />

Though th* visitors never srri.<br />

lowly thrtmteneil the Ocoan City iVRrHn<br />

Will HIM*. they wen* suiwsfuj ii<br />

k-Hnliiijr off the thrusts of tni<br />

I Mnnutii and White in the opentnf<br />

lUiiiter,<br />

<strong>The</strong> play of tbe local team was<br />

I marmi .-wntrwhat by fumhlfnfr. «!-<br />

j though iho hoys recovered* tht» ball<br />

(ill linwt of there iHH'ilsions,<br />

..... .1 fumble thai laid out<br />

Mt'CiiHion, whii promises in (level- ii npin.i'r<br />

>|i iiitii ii star if he ever g^ts ph(|ii,w<br />

over his nervousness in handling niimi<br />

Ihe tall. TV Kail dipped from Hmndlnipl<br />

his trrssp in the opoiiinir iiuarter, I<br />

Ho made a desperate plungy ami<br />

iwrril it, but was knocked mil<br />

in doiiiu so, lieimr badly smertr-^''<br />

about (ho nose jiiiii mouth,<br />

l.iti.v Krirs Rruni of Attack<br />

Stedem. aflor heitur mi tht> si.i<br />

linos for Hume time with iniiiri<<br />

wtih<br />

uted runs, us ,)(,! Carey<br />

the other Matvon am! IV!<br />

UiWks: hut il was Roinoo Adeil'<br />

,h,i here tho 1<br />

arrv.iif tho iuill across ih.<br />

fmir ,v.'s<br />

Whit,<<br />

Mif'iillfnn was liidlviiluiii i,iKr<br />

oi'cr witli MS, O'lirlcin wn<<br />

wind wiih im,<br />

Thv OfMii City team lunds ihe<br />

."ague with ii rt'i'iird of Ht wo!<br />

ind iwn lost and hnlils the ma<br />

irlly of tho tongue records, Th,<br />

iree icnmp record nf am mndp<br />

Ocoiiii rity has nol been<br />

...bed. Mi'i'Hilfnn hnlda ihp h,,<br />

_..Ividiinl hinh »re with SRT ami<br />

leads in arnrnKen wlib 1R5 [iiiiiiti<br />

per gamp for II<br />

or rlTY<br />

2;u<br />

1S5<br />

12«<br />

192<br />

I'M*<br />

1 I ><br />

PFSTS<br />

IBl t<br />

us ii<br />

I:<br />

tr.fi<br />

1KO<br />

'Philadelphia Man<br />

In Lutheran Pulpit<br />

Oo>>an City Lutherans ami visit-<br />

ors lit St. John's UUhrran Church.<br />

Sunday, heiirii Kov. Psul SLirontr.<br />

of rhilailolfihia, ii>ll how he lv-<br />

Mnviirieii from th* Ji'« •<br />

Chri»:iiin faith at Uw asc<br />

after iiMikiiif an Mhausnv,<br />

lu.iy of the oUi tesiamcnt. Hr<br />

irftiiitiS; thllt I hi<br />

Till RSIUY, KRU<br />

•nd SATI'H1>AY<br />

, I<br />

Amos'n'AndyComint 1<br />

<strong>On</strong> W N Wk<br />

Northfield Beats<br />

Resort's Golfers Coast Guard Captain<br />

<strong>On</strong> L*ave of Absence<br />

2nd AtHfitorium<br />

Game Saturday<br />

Mr*. Anna Brace Treasurer<br />

of Ocean Gty Gvic Club<br />

A Double Rkh<br />

Ic* Cream Sod<<br />

FREE<br />

Pound of Candy<br />

59c<br />

Ch***y CentM 1 Speenls<br />

Ckorabt* C»T»nd<br />

Stmgtis<br />

K of aay of the<br />

Abet* for S»e<br />

l<br />

Inlet Marker Off Atlantic<br />

City W«hed Up Here<br />

By Monday's Storm<br />

<strong>The</strong> appearance of ihe I', S<br />

•ightliiiusp siMvicM liojit. "Tulip;,"<br />

rniii Slatcn Islaiiil, I'luso HI ihe<br />

H'iii'li ut •iSr.1 st. yostunhiy<br />

Thursila.v) jriivo many people the<br />

idea thai the craft had been<br />

washed iislioro, since it lay un-<br />

piitvnlly iille for several hours<br />

within 1000 feet of shore,<br />

Tho boat visited tho resor<br />

shores, however, to recover ii lijrhl<br />

luiiiy which broke Innse frmn it<br />

iiiiHiriiijrs at the mnutli of tl<br />

let. nir Atlantii' Ciiy (luriiii! th<br />

liijrli seas, Klniulny, and wnslieil u<br />

in the lioaeli heif Tuesday,<br />

<strong>On</strong>ast Uiiiirds finin IVikV Heael<br />

tntion at .'Kith st, rpportwl ih<br />

iiioy iiinl niailo ii fust until th<br />

itjhthoiise liiiiit came for it, Thr<br />

•m\v wiMplis alioiil tliive ions and<br />

hiiiisos Mil auioinatic liitht that "ill<br />

j o|iorate eoiiitiintly for alioui<br />

monthly wiilnmt aitouiitin.<br />

Tho "Tulip," which if the Iarp<br />

i .•«! of its kinii in service, nlea<br />

'"'''iiitf ITo f,-,-t. hauled riio i:<br />

J; 1 . j aboard for ropiiirs before h'st.u<br />

''" iiiir it lo position,<br />

< | Finger Prints to Be<br />

Filed in New Cabinet<br />

THt<br />

lli 5<br />

ISO<br />

US<br />

170<br />

HI<br />

•rtbinet has been<br />

piilli'o hradiiii.irlerr<br />

r pi-iHlN an(!<br />

inul persons chariretl<br />

rd h<<br />

erinii'<br />

iwrJnn<br />

sit on the<br />

1 Hi.il<br />

Glad Day Outing Sponsor<br />

Recovering from Operation<br />

Ordinance For Surface<br />

W D<br />

MONCBIEPS HAVE DAIGHTER<br />

r Surface<br />

Wato Drain, b ft«ed<br />

, b ft«ed<br />

providlBi for<br />

f<br />

of^h!^ jUEf. ^ ^<br />

proud parent* of a girl, bom So-<br />

v«m!»r 1 Tile inft h b<br />

ordiaanit pdlBi for proud parent* of a girl, bom So-<br />

il a Unon of gurfao! water j v«m!»r 1. Tile infant ha.« been<br />

i 4 rj n alonj WPSI ar, from ]4Ui named JoJ-« Marfaret Moncrief.<br />

n l^ih sts. was pasj*d on final ! ———— — • —<br />

Tf Jmt MoBdaj' b ti j<br />

Jm Monday, by the<br />

yiioBers. TB# work mm<br />

•out 14000 afld will be done I<br />

' t>> oily etnpioTifei, undsr;<br />

>n cif the d#pjriBient of i<br />

———— —•—<br />

rity j 'o live lonj and hapoy.<br />

ill > Bust httnt ud ftsh l i f<br />

I<br />

njiinftlon *ilb the orJin-<br />

tv C]trk Herbert R, Smiti<br />

•iruclrt to atfrenilt for si<br />

i of 15 and IMneh rut j<br />

»», IP s* uspd in th© COB-'<br />

Bids will be<br />

AIDEVE<br />

Tudor!<br />

Mil<br />

ESHMI<br />

Edwtrii<br />

CONGRATULATIONS ...<br />

nRST NATIONAL<br />

acquisition of the a^ts of the<br />

Ocean City Title and Trust Company<br />

gives Ocean City'two strong national<br />

banking institutions which will be in<br />

a better position than ever before to<br />

serve the i<br />

<strong>The</strong> significance of this develop-<br />

ment is that Ocean City is now ready<br />

to take advantage of the return to<br />

prosperity which the nation hopes<br />

will be gradually ushered in with the<br />

turn of the year.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Ocean City National Bank<br />

sincerely and heartijy extends con-<br />

gratulations to its neighbor aero®<br />

the street in the successful consum-<br />

mation of thi forward, progressive<br />

step.<br />

• >m<br />

OCEAN CITY NATIONAL a<br />

001111 ST. AM» AVtl OCEAN CITT,<br />

7,<br />

IT 11<br />

[Ocean City Sentinel-Ledger<br />

„,„,, BitaUIahed ilISs •entlnel-Leditr.Newi, asn»114*t«4 I9II,<br />

I u Weona-ctau Mttter *t the Post Office it Oetu aty, H, J,,<br />

uniar Act Of Much 1. 1179,<br />

. "For s Greiter Owan City"<br />

| every FrMiy from the •entlnfl.Leafer Suudln>, Elshth street «nd<br />

fcveniM jnwt to Red Men'i H»ll), pceim City, New Jener, br the<br />

BAN OITY PRINTINQ AND PUILISHING COMPANY<br />

LoaiN B, ANanvma, Bittor »na ainirai M,<br />

JOHN O, SMITH. Adrertltinc Mindger<br />

•ubMrlptlBti Price: 11,10 per Tear<br />

Those Goode<br />

Olde Days<br />

1; Now Jer»y Preis Auoclatldn an.t NHIIOOHI IiiKorlul AuoelitloB<br />

KiprtitnUtlye: D, J, Randull & Co., 34J Firth Av«,<br />

NtwTorkCltr,<br />

delphla AdvertiehiK KeBroHentujivus: Ni.vlllij & HHchlng.'t 1GUG<br />

Walnut street.<br />

BANK CONSOLIDATION<br />

JSOLIDATION of the Title and Trust Co, with the<br />

First National Bank, in Ocean City, is ginirally in-<br />

ting," remarki the Atlantic City Pr§is. "No doubt<br />

f co-operation bawean two banking groups will make<br />

pnly for a stronger financial picture, but also for im-<br />

id civic and business conditions in Ocean City, For<br />

thing it gives a town of 5000 residents a $6,000,000<br />

This la creditable to Ocean City, where enterprise<br />

Jd thrive under a big bank," ,<br />

tiis viewpoint from a neighboring onlooker is a fair<br />

ction of the attitude toward the consolidation man-<br />

in this community. Announcement of the consol-<br />

jion has been met with a general expression of sat-<br />

ction,<br />

he Press, continuing, says:<br />

"Many students of finance believe that in the halcyon<br />

{ days of careless wealth the rush to form new banking,<br />

building and loan similar investment groups was ovsrdone;<br />

That there is need of applying well-known economic feme,<br />

dies in these days of more sober thinking, so that a sav-<br />

ing may be effected through the elimination of duplicated<br />

services ami various wastes predicated upon such duplica-<br />

tion,<br />

"Whether they are right or wrong, it is but natural that<br />

! in a period of general re-adjustment the financial organ-<br />

(iiations should come in for their share. Sound financial<br />

' management, paying more attention to well-grounded eeo-<br />

! nomic principles than to pride of opinion or position, may<br />

be trusted to work out the problem to the ultimate bene.<br />

fit of the public at large,<br />

"Bitter times and better conditions in many affairs will<br />

be the compensation for this current period of so-called dn-<br />

pression,"<br />

<strong>The</strong> government proposea to ipend millioiiB on public<br />

[buildingg to relieve unemployment, A bigler taik, however,<br />

[would be to get the rnillions employed in public buildingB to<br />

[ go to work.<br />

In Ocean City<br />

20 Ye»i Ago<br />

CTOCK in thj First National<br />

J Bank of Ocean City sold uL<br />

|22U a share. Par value was<br />

plOO,<br />

* * * t<br />

Morgan Hand Jr. was en-<br />

gaged in a big project in North<br />

Jersey, the development of the<br />

Hudson County Park, at Marri-<br />

son,<br />

* * *<br />

At least one woman surf<br />

bather had been seen in the re-<br />

sort during the past week.<br />

* s «<br />

<strong>Vote</strong>rs turned in a Republican<br />

victory but showed they knew<br />

how to vote a split ticKet even<br />

on the voting machines,<br />

* * s<br />

Director Harry H, Lake re-<br />

organlaed the choir of the First<br />

M, E, Church.<br />

William S, Zane shut a deer<br />

at Tuckahoe,<br />

vgo<br />

WH1TICAH<br />

HE APPROACHING SCHOOL BOARD VACANCY<br />

HE term of Mrs, Clinton B. Price as a member of the<br />

t board of education will expire shortly. It Is to be<br />

Bped that Mrs, Price, or some other woman equally<br />

ppable, will be appointed to fill the vacancy.<br />

<strong>The</strong> structure of the present board represents a fair<br />

oai section of the city's business and professional in-<br />

rasts. It is cornpQsed, in addition to Mrs, Price, of a<br />

lysician, a dentist, a hotel man and a real estate man,<br />

16 latter an alumnui of the yeapit's schools. <strong>The</strong>y an><br />

ving Ocean City a greditabk administration.<br />

<strong>The</strong> four men members are capable, hard-headed<br />

td practical. But it would seem that the mothers of<br />

eean City's school children are entitled to direct rp-<br />

resentation on the board,<br />

<strong>The</strong> average mother's paramount interest in life is<br />

n her children. It Is she, more than the average<br />

ftther, who works with their teachers in piloting<br />

hem through their school work. And she learns by<br />

hese contacts and experiences to detect possibilities for<br />

nproving the schools which the average man might<br />

overlook.<br />

I An Intelligent, highly-educated woman like Mrs.<br />

Price as a member of the board is earnestly desired by<br />

hundreds of Ocean City women.<br />

An Eastern profegsoi 1 My» that the next generation of<br />

mm will be wearing benrdg aR«in. <strong>The</strong> reaion for that will<br />

be that there won't be enough room left on earth to throw<br />

•way old Mfety«(aior blsdH.<br />

ABMISTICB DAY,<br />

•JN Tuesday, we will observe another Armistice Day.<br />

<strong>The</strong> years have flown quickly since the signing of<br />

that historic document on the blood-soaked fields of Flan-<br />

ders. Men and nations forget, Wounds that were deep<br />

have healed In the sunshine of a new day. Scars that<br />

were thought ineffaceable are vanishing as the years<br />

pass on.<br />

<strong>On</strong>ce more men and goods travel the seas where sail-<br />

ed grim destroysrs, and the plow turns ever deeper the<br />

buried hatreds of the greatest war. And it is well to<br />

forget.<br />

But let us not forget those who, when the nation<br />

called in those stormy days, were the first to answer.<br />

Let us join on Armistice Day, this year, m paying silent<br />

tribute, due, reverent homage to our Glorious Dead.<br />

Your dolUr now will buy 19 eenti more than In 1928,<br />

And you want to remcmlwr that 19 Cents will buy 3 let<br />

(reim con and 4 all-day suckers I<br />

15 Years<br />

D R. JOHN H.<br />

opened! his offices at Nth st,<br />

and Central av. He was iron!<br />

Philadelphia.<br />

* * *<br />

Mrs, Abigail Miller, a sum-<br />

mer resident, died at the unu<br />

of 101, ihe would have been<br />

102 on Christmas Eve,<br />

e * *<br />

<strong>The</strong> Ocean City Military Club<br />

defeated Delaware Business Col-<br />

lege at basketball in ii clone<br />

game. <strong>The</strong> score was 2» to H,<br />

Newell Cordon was offering<br />

high grade odd trousers at from<br />

$1,60 to $3.<br />

* * *<br />

Rev, Ch'arles H, Bohner, pas-<br />

tor of the First FreBbytisrinn<br />

Church, began a serieH of sar-<br />

mons on "Why Men Do Nut<br />

Attend Church,"<br />

* • *<br />

William M. Kanck anil hia<br />

daughter, Miss Ada M. Ranek,<br />

left for New Orleans, whfei'o<br />

Mr. Ranck was to attend a Na-<br />

tional <strong>Ticket</strong> Agents' conven-<br />

tion.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Giddy 90»s<br />

Just For Fun<br />

DROUD pBrent (who served):<br />

t "Whut I told you is thi" siory<br />

of the World War."<br />

His Son; "Built papii, what<br />

did they need the rest of the<br />

army for?"<br />

* * *<br />

Customer--! see you are sell-<br />

ing canoes now.<br />

Accessory Dealer—Yes, that<br />

serves two nurposns. It works<br />

in well with the tourist trade<br />

and gives me a line with a good<br />

turnover.<br />

* * *<br />

Wife—W lien I married you I<br />

didn't know you were such a<br />

cownrd. I thought you were a<br />

bruve man.<br />

Her Husband—So did every-<br />

body else.<br />

* s •<br />

Mrs. <strong>On</strong>theBo—<strong>The</strong>y say Mrs.<br />

Tcnwiiiffle plays golf just like<br />

a man,<br />

Mrs, Clubber—Wouldn't you<br />

i-hink she'd be ashamed to use<br />

siieh lanRiiafH!.<br />

Hnlen—1 wonder who Dorothy |<br />

getM hnr benutiful complexion j<br />

from--her mother?<br />

Claries—No her father—he's<br />

a ilrujCKist, * ? *<br />

Mnti—She has a very mair-<br />

netic pei'soimlity.<br />

His Wife—Shu oiiEht to have;<br />

everythini,' she has on i»<br />

charged,<br />

* * *<br />

A city visitor, from one of<br />

the wind swept states, galml<br />

intently at the spiral fire es-<br />

cape that wound its way down<br />

the re«r of n thirteen story<br />

buildliiE, "Gosh," he exclaimed.<br />

"That must hnve been a datiged<br />

lonjt ladder before the cyclone<br />

hit it,"<br />

* * *<br />

"Alice went in swimnilnu; ill a<br />

lonely spot the other diiy, iiiicl<br />

a party of men took her un-<br />

aware," said onn local limn to<br />

another,<br />

"What in the world did they<br />

do with it'?" the other asked,<br />

* * *<br />

Doctor—Are you feeling very<br />

ill? Let mu see your tongue. 1 ,<br />

pkHisei<br />

Patient—It's no use, doctor,<br />

! no tongue cim tell how bad I<br />

I feel.<br />

HOURKDjON TRAMPS<br />

A COTTAGER on Central av.,<br />

*» hail an experience with a<br />

tramp early this morning which<br />

has greatly soured her on this<br />

class of mendicants. <strong>The</strong> fel-<br />

low entered by the back gate,<br />

p ! tenusly begged for something<br />

u t_t, and said he. was per-<br />

fectly willing' to work for It.<br />

"All right," said the woman,<br />

"there is some light wood in the<br />

ihed; you may cut that up, 1<br />

will not only give you a good<br />

breakfast, but will pay you for<br />

your labor after you are<br />

through."<br />

"Please, Ma'm, won't you give<br />

me something to em first 7 p<br />

much too weak to work on "an<br />

empty stomach," replied the<br />

hobo.<br />

<strong>The</strong> kind-hearted woman pre-<br />

pared him a good, substantial<br />

breakfast ami made him a cup<br />

of strong coffee to wash it<br />

down with. After the vagrant<br />

finished his moiumB repast, he<br />

visited the woodshed and picked<br />

up an axe, which he examined<br />

as critically as an experienced<br />

wood chopper. He laid it down I<br />

and modestly returned to the j<br />

house, explaining that the axe I<br />

was too heavy ^tid dull to cut I<br />

with. He suggested that he<br />

could borrow a much better one<br />

from a cottager in the next<br />

square, whose wood he em yes-<br />

terday for something to eat.<br />

<strong>The</strong> lady gave her consent and<br />

the tramp went away. He<br />

evidentally failed to secure the<br />

axe, as he has not since been<br />

seen hy the good lady,<br />

(<strong>The</strong> abovs article appeared<br />

on the first page of the JJcean<br />

City Daily Reporter for Thurs-<br />

day, July 18, ignB.)<br />

I NEWS—WHEN IT IS NEWS<br />

; THOUGH <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-lidger wai fully aware last<br />

week that negotiations wir« under way, leading to<br />

the bank consolidation, this newipaper refrained from<br />

publishing the fact. Why? For two reaione,<br />

i—<strong>The</strong>re WM nothing, aside from unconfirmed<br />

rumors, to print. Not even the bank official!, them-<br />

•elvei; knew what the outcome of the negotiations<br />

would be.<br />

2—<strong>The</strong> Sentinel-L«dger had no deiirs to embaraii<br />

or hinder the nagotlfttioni by publishing vague rumors.<br />

Ai «oon «i the rumon resolved themielveg into fully<br />

Nonflrmod facta, <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-Ledger promptly gave its<br />

readers the facia by issuing m extra. <strong>The</strong> Sentinel-<br />

Ledger believes that in both instances its policy was for<br />

the best interests of the community and that it was<br />

good journalism.<br />

We can remember when relatives used to travel milti Is<br />

ndmlre a new gold filling. '<br />

America's (NitMt need right now U • eombitution um-<br />

brella and patter for the thumb.Mil golf mnnei,<br />

Yon hare to read the Beat-it papen to get one piece of<br />

*xtln»lv« mm, Towlt, that William Randolph ii a grttt<br />

American hero.<br />

HW nMt for the<br />

txmt<br />

,_ _ JO -<br />

i JOSEPH GAUCUD<br />

Just tim Boost That Is Needed<br />

CAMPJQ<br />

Always ttl<br />

I N THESE hurry-nkurry days,<br />

when Mr. Everyman kcepB<br />

hli eye on tho clock while he<br />

is bolting his skimpy breakfast,<br />

so as not to be a second late<br />

at his next performance—it is<br />

not strange that the s»ma "hit-<br />

and-run" expert clean overlooks<br />

the cause of disease, aa well us<br />

the beat means of its preven-<br />

tion and cure.<br />

Beyond any question of<br />

doubt, the factor of REST is<br />

the physician's most depend-<br />

able asset In correcting human<br />

llli. Many ailments of very<br />

levere character are really<br />

cured by enforced rest, while<br />

poor, unscientific, undefendable<br />

drugging takes the credit! I<br />

can ascribe a hidden virtue to<br />

my doie of pills, If they make<br />

my patient so infernally s'f\i<br />

that be has to go to bed nnd<br />

get well! For, your sick man<br />

generally does tbe thing lust<br />

that he should have anno first.<br />

To cure a fractured bone, we<br />

place the fragments in proper<br />

position and keep them there<br />

till BEST dflea the repairing.<br />

Carry It further: ihattered<br />

nerves, for instance; rest Is the<br />

absolutely imperative thing.<br />

Nerves are shattered by over-<br />

activity; FOTIOTS tbe cause of<br />

tnt troublt—git away from it.<br />

Rest U the core.<br />

Mftny medicines are «m-<br />

ploye*—to enforce rest, to com-<br />

Ml PMUM »nd qm*t In nttlenw<br />

Oliiilys—Sti)|i! My lips are for<br />

another.<br />

Claude—-<strong>On</strong>e moment, please,<br />

and you'll gel nmithor,<br />

•? s h *<br />

1'roud I'apu—lion't you think<br />

ils about t'tno for the baby<br />

to say '•papa"?<br />

Proud Mother—Oh, mi, I<br />

tiudn'i intended inHiiig him NVIIO<br />

you are until lie becomes a little<br />

stronger.<br />

Visiting Dflegiite (to hotel<br />

clerk)—Why didn't you call me<br />

at soveii.thirlv this morning''<br />

didn't go to bed until eight,<br />

didn't gut to bed until eight,<br />

:jt * *<br />

Two litlle (ririii weir dreJsnd<br />

up nnd tnaib visits after _llie<br />

fushion of the grown-ups. After<br />

n brief visit, they left, suyingi<br />

"Now you muiit talk about us<br />

lifter vn're gone;> That's the<br />

way mnther does,'<br />

f. ft --7<br />

Joe—You sail. Hoieii's l"^<br />

had no equal?<br />

Sum—N", No! I .-ill:! they had<br />

Gil—I woke up with a stiirt<br />

lust night, 1 thought my wah-h<br />

was gone,<br />

I'oilunk—Well was it 7<br />

Gil—No but it wns KDiinf,<br />

This is from a. young man:<br />

"<strong>The</strong> other eve we took in th?<br />

talkies, and on the way hnnw.<br />

she parks her blonde head "»<br />

my collar bone and whispcis,<br />

Why can't 1 capture the snolks<br />

like those there movie huriiines .<br />

I replied, 'You ought to exorcise<br />

your initiative.' She blurts,<br />

; May b" you're riglit. Where<br />

can I find a gymnasium?'"<br />

? V i<br />

Mother—Where do bad little<br />

girls go?<br />

Betty Anne—Most everywhere.<br />

are clean out of slRht nf land,<br />

nauticuily sncukinB; then the<br />

Iihysicia'n drags them ashnre<br />

with liiH hronildoR or worse. No<br />

other alternative loft him. <strong>The</strong><br />

lesson for yon, dear reader—<br />

steer wisely; there is plenty of<br />

time allotted yoii for rest;<br />

don't trifle with inesnnihle<br />

laws!<br />

0, the ntnninciiH that nre<br />

abused Bhtimclesfily—never por.<br />

milled to rest! '<strong>The</strong> nveraEe<br />

hound pup knows how to care<br />

for hi-K Rlomacii better than<br />

the HVornKc lmsiness man does<br />

—It's a fact. Ballast la a good<br />

thing, but too milch of it will<br />

sink the ship; to overload is<br />

to overwork. To be temperate<br />

in all Things is the price of<br />

immuiiiiv. ^__^^<br />

TUEW YORK—Nine months I<br />

i^hiive spent in New York.<br />

Yet I have not eiiten more than<br />

a half ilozeu decent menls—and<br />

all tlieie at private homes und<br />

iiimrtuiunta,<br />

Nn matter where you eat or<br />

what you BPL'1,1', ii Heenis iil-<br />

iiKjHt iiiipoSHible ij lind pure,<br />

iruMli and iiiimliiluriiied food,<br />

intellileiitly I'uii.ieil nlid Berved.<br />

Like ulmoifi p, ft j thinss elce<br />

you liuy here, fooii in iiHuully<br />

i dl<br />

VoaiMiibles and fnilis, In<br />

liurtluului'. ,iue unlit for human<br />

uonsuniliiiori. That is, in the<br />

opinion of imp who comes from<br />

I lie HotiUi, wiiuie Ihe bumbloHt<br />

liiboiers In tin: notion fields<br />

eal liettor veiiCIiiljlos than Now<br />

Yorkera imy eovoi-charges tor.<br />

All the vegetables I have<br />

1 een in New York taste exnctly<br />

alike-exiietly like wftter-snaked<br />

hiiwiliiHi, <strong>The</strong>y am not fresh,<br />

unil nn oiifi liiicpws iiow to nie><br />

iinic Ilirlll,<br />

* * **<br />

'i ill'll tbci t' !;• llllik. >\ l '!"t<br />

(iiinkliiK HOIIIL' ut (lie pale, prl-<br />

liieid lluid thru iiiiradeB under<br />

that minie, I can underBtiind<br />

one iTMson for tlie pitiful little<br />

simltcn-jiiwiMl cliilnren that<br />

Iiiunt lliHue , strerts , . . their<br />

waslcd, hearl-breuking littii!<br />

hollies.<br />

Milli! Any Belf.res|iectlni(,<br />

<strong>On</strong>d^fcnrlns c"W whn Hiiw tbis<br />

:»utf ivnisiii tiun over in tier<br />

ninll nnd wei'ti Blent, sally<br />

Iniiifi<br />

It is illitillt till' color of JlOllsn-<br />

liold uniiniiiilii, :ind c-nntnlns<br />

fiboiit us iniich ktitlcr fnt as<br />

tlie oloiir, ppiirlillna liauid (bat<br />

we usrd tn iinaff rrom the Old<br />

<strong>On</strong>ken nucket,<br />

• • •<br />

You stop at a friiit Htnnil and<br />

pay an hish nn llic apiece fnr<br />

"apples," nnd wlmt do you iiet?<br />

A larHe, rather well-slinneil<br />

'fruit of pale Erern or yellow<br />

How Would You Play It?<br />

m *<br />

Bridge Authority Propounds Problem Hand, Both, In<br />

Contract and Auction-, Solution Next Week<br />

By MAKY L. MOORHBAD'<br />

<strong>The</strong> hand to liid and play for this "week lii<br />

North<br />

S—10 S 2<br />

H—10 8 5 4<br />

D—10 S 4 S<br />

C~K S<br />

West<br />

S—A J 5<br />

H—K 8 7<br />

D—A KB<br />

C—.A Q S 2<br />

i—K Bill<br />

H—A I<br />

D—t 9 7<br />

C—8 7 I<br />

South<br />

East<br />

S_8 7<br />

H—Q 9 3 2<br />

D—Q 5 2<br />

C—J 10 8 4<br />

(Polliiwing is Miss Moorhtad's<br />

nlay of the band which appeared<br />

last week:) North<br />

S_A J 0 4<br />

H—A K Ii<br />

D—9 2<br />

C—A Q 7 2<br />

West East<br />

S—Q 10 8 5 S—K 7<br />

H-R 4 3 H-Q J 10 9 S<br />

D—4 D—J 10 9 8<br />

C—J D8S4 C—K 8<br />

S—9 S 2<br />

H—7 2<br />

D—A K Q 7 fi 8<br />

C—10 S<br />

South<br />

JOE GISH<br />

*N0W THAT<br />

#© CHEAP, MIOHT<br />

IT HeK BACltWAU4 O.-<br />

MOMt<br />

color with Bat, flavorless<br />

ment and tin juice whatsoever.<br />

Down in liit. innnntninH of<br />

TenncBsoe nnd UeorKia. sllfll<br />

junlt is fed to hnga, nut HO<br />

intiff aH, New YnrUers don't<br />

kniiw. nnd cnn'l get, any lietter<br />

.-wlin riiri-s?<br />

* * *<br />

IWI norhnni Hie blisannt ioiie<br />

r-iir (lie higKnst htifglary- is<br />

the "nrnnge Juice" you buy at<br />

Innumerable slrPiit stnnils.<br />

Thousands n( nnopln have enn-<br />

vincpd IliemBflvCR Hint ibis is<br />

excellent f"r "hPalth.",<br />

It's a tliin Ronenrtlon nf plnln<br />

watnr, sugar, nriinHnl rolor<br />

•itid a rnsuril dnsb of ornnue.<br />

Health! Ovnnee inice! Hnw!<br />

Hnw! A wnllt ll'mlud the enr-<br />

tier would do P lot mnrn Bond,<br />

h • *<br />

South<br />

West<br />

North<br />

East<br />

South<br />

West<br />

North<br />

Kast<br />

Auction<br />

1—D<br />

Pass<br />

1 N T<br />

Pass<br />

I'nntract<br />

1—D<br />

Pass<br />

SNT<br />

Pass<br />

Bidding<br />

Pass<br />

Pass<br />

Bidding<br />

Pass<br />

and Bt»rt».<br />

It<br />

firct<br />

build las<br />

Some<br />

a plan<br />

earned<br />

do thj<br />

Cootriietor*,<br />

urern,<br />

teriali,<br />

to take a part.<<br />

iunlor morttfaa*,<br />

be p*U oft Ag<br />

QW<br />

adopted will<br />

operation* '<br />

eral Wmnntol<br />

BOCT.imB ^<br />

TOin"i «M<br />

a Diamond laser and still go gainc<br />

Also, should he fait to concede *<br />

Diamond loser, and the Dluinuiuu<br />

are split 4-1, he wiU muke bul<br />

the A^K-Q of Diamonds us lie hat<br />

no re-entry In Durnmy for the<br />

long Diamonds.<br />

Salient Points of Bidding<br />

In Auction and Contract, the<br />

final declaration is No Trump<br />

only difference is that in Auc<br />

tlon, the hand is played at one Ne<br />

Trump and in Contract, the b'rt-<br />

ding is ended with a fiime con<br />

tract of Three No T*furnp'.<br />

Salient Points of PUy<br />

East leads initially Im Queen<br />

of Hearts, the top of tiiurhlnfr<br />

honors (Q J 10) which North win?<br />

.with the Ace. North, having<br />

i counted his hands (Dummy and<br />

' own) takes into consideration the<br />

possible adverse split of the Dia<br />

monds to be unfavorable, i. e, J 1<br />

and therefore realizes tV.it hi<br />

should conceds a Diamond trick to<br />

be sure to go game.<br />

So considered, North leads the<br />

Two of Diamonds and Eaasr oi<br />

p<br />

wrHer." to<br />

close to .<br />

vested tit*<br />

or .<br />

who<br />

"Who't that n*w Jrtrl I Mom

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