The Christian Lifestyle Magazine, Issue 12

TANZANIAN
MYSTERY DISEASE
SRI LANKA IN CRISIS
#JusticeForJesse
TEENS DIE
AT TAVERN
On Sunday 26 June 2022, Twenty
Women’s month,
President Rajapaksa has fled to the Maldives. Protestors have
August of 2019, was
stormed the presidential residence after months of economic
two teenagers celebrating the
no reason to celebrate
crisis. Citizens had demanded the President resign as the country
end of exams died in an incident
for the women of South
is running out of food, fuel and medicine after corruption crippled
at a the Enyobeni Tavern in East
Africa, as it was rocked
the finances of the country which was further exacerbated the
London, in the Eastern Cape.
by some of the most
economic shut down of the Covid 19 pandemic.
The owner together with two
horrendous, brutal and
With rampant inflation, long queues of people awaiting fuel,
employees have subsequently
tragic murders in South
tensions reached boiling point leading to the mass street protests
been arrested and charged with
African history. The
which ultimately led to the ousting of a sitting President.
selling alcohol to minors.
spate of killings birthed
two life terms for murder, forty years for
The country is currently looking to the International Monetary
“We still don’t know what killed
a new movement known as Am I next? robbery, eight years for sexual assault
Fund (IMF) for economic assistance as citizens await solutions to
our children,” President Ramaphosa
Her death left a community reeling and three years for fraud.
the staggering problems and shortages with which they are faced.
said.”Families need answers, they
with shock and anger, a university in The accomplice, Tasliem Ambrose was
want to know what happened to
mourning and a family broken and sentenced to twelve years imprisonment
their children,”
distraught.
for two counts of robbery.
ROE V WADE
Many of the teens ranged
Now nearly three years later to the Outside the Cape High Court, Lance
The American Supreme
between the ages of thirteen and
month the Cape Town High Court Hess, the father of Jesse Hess said,”…
Court has overturned Roe
seventeen.
pronounced itself in the sentencing of our healing process will start now.” He
v Wade 1973 on 24 June
Community members say there is
the convicted murderer of Jesse Hess further expressed his relief that the
2022. The case established
a well-known problem of underage
and her grandfather, Chris Lategan. proceedings were over and the hope
the constitutional right to
drinking.
David van Boven, her cousin, was given that the convicted will not get parole.
an abortion.
President Ramaphosa addressed
“The Constitution makes
mourners at the funeral service of
CO-FOUNDER OF SOUTH AFRICAN SATANIST CHURCH
no reference to abortion,
The mystery disease has infected over a dozen
HAS SUPERNATURAL ENCOUNTER WITH JESUS CHRIST
the departed as he continues to
and no such right is
people, three of which have succumbed to
face several challenges including
implicitly protected by any constitutional provision, including the one the disease. Patients have presented with
Co- founder of the Satanic Church in place. I have met thousands of Satanists South Africa’s load shedding crisis,
on which the defenders of Roe and Casey now chiefly rely – the Due symptoms similar to Ebola or Marburg virus
South Africa, Riaan Swiegelaar, has told over the last three years and I’m not saying corruption and questions about
Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment,”
diseases namely, fever, headache, fatigue and
of his personal encounter with Jesus the intentions are bad, they are extremely large amounts of money reportedly
“It is time to heed the Constitution and return the issue of abortion bleeding, especially from the nose, according
Christ on a Facebook Video posted on 4 broken and extremely hurt… that’s the one found hidden in furniture in his
to the people’s elected representatives,” Justice Alito wrote.
to Tanzania’s chief medical officer, Dr. Aifelo
July 2022. He describes the encounter thing we all have in common,” he said. own game farm.
Justice Alito was joined by by four other conservatives. The three Sichalwe.
as having his heart overwhelmed with “I did this ritual and I opened myself up
liberal justices opposed the decision.
Preliminary tests have excluded Ebola and
the love of Jesus. He has subsequently and Jesus appeared and I was extremely
President Biden labelled the ruling as taking an “extreme and
Marburg viruses and have also tested negative
resigned his position and membership cocky and I said, ‘if you are Jesus, you
dangerous path.”
for Covid 19.
within the organization.
need to prove it.’ And he flooded me with
“It’s a sad day for the court and for the country,”
The WHO has warned that Africa is facing a
“I got involved with Satanism because at the most beautiful love and energy and
“The Court has done what it has never done before: expressly
growing risk of outbreaks caused by zoonotic
the time it resonated with me, being very I recognized it immediately because that
take away a constitutional right that is so fundamental to so many pathogens that have non-human origins and
broken and sad without realizing it. I think woman at the radio station showed it to
Americans.”
switch species and infect humans.
the reason a lot of people resonate with me. That’s how I recognized the love of
Satanism is they come from a very broken Christ.”
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