Dank Mini Zine 2023 Holiday Promo

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HEY THERE! BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST DANK NEWS OF THE CENTURY! OUR
LATEST UPDATE IS SO BOLD, GRAND, AND THRILLING, YOU'LL BE JUMPING FOR JOY!
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THIS MINI ZINE, WHICH MAY NOT BE THE REAL
DEAL, BUT IT'S A CUTE LITTLE TEASER THAT WILL SURELY TICKLE YOUR FANCY. WHO
KNOWS? YOU MAY BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE ACTUAL DANK ZINE,
AND TRUST US, IT'S GOING TO BE DANK! SO BUCKLE UP, AND LET THE GOOD TIMES
ROLL!
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THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST STORY IN
THE DANK ZINE RIGHT HERE!
Baron of Blood - In 1999, Cedric Rohrbach created a game called "Baron of
Blood". It had a demo with limited gameplay and a README file claiming
that a full version existed. Recently, retro streamer Macaw45 found the
game in an old DOS collection and contacted Rohrbach, who confirmed
that he never finished the full version. Read this amazing story about how
this old game got a new life.

NOW
FEATURING
Unraveling the Tale of Two Fan
Translations for 'Dead of the Brain'
THE STRANGE STORY OF HOW ONE FAN
TRANSLATION GAINED POPULARITY, BUT
FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.
INTERVIEWS WITH TEAM WINE AND THE
NEW FAN TRANSLATION FOR DEAD OF THE
BRAIN.

NOW
FEATURING
GAMER OF THE YEAR 2023
GAMERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
GATHERED TO PLAY CLASSIC GAMES FROM
INTELLIVISION, NES, SEGA GENESIS, C64,
AMIGA, MSX, PC-88 AND MORE. THEY
COMPETED AGAINST EACH OTHER IN
VARIOUS CHALLENGES TO WIN THE TITLE
OF "GAMER OF THE YEAR 2023". WE HAD
THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK WITH THE
EVENT ORGANIZER, GOATI_, ABOUT THIS
EXCITING EVENT THAT TOOK PLACE IN
NOVEMBER.

THERE’S MORE GREAT DANK STUFF
INSIDE THE DANK ZINE THIS MONTH:
DANK ZINE ISSUE 65
SHOWCASES THE
TALENTS OF ANNK,
GOEMONSAMA, MARU,
AND GERG IN GAMING
AND ART.
Dank art
Art by MARU
Gamer of
the year
2023
dead of the brain fan
translation with team
WINE
idol project
Mortal Womabat 2

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE. I AM EJOYING THE
JOY OF RETRO THROUGH DOSEMBER THIS YEAR AND
HAVE BEEN EXPLORING NEW OLD GAMES WHICH
HAS BEEN SUPER FUN! SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HOPE
YOU ARE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND ENJOYING
GAMES AND MOMENTS OF REST TOO. WE ALL GET
SO BUSY WITH THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE
HOLIDAY TIME, SO HERE IS A REMINDER TO CHECK
IN WITH YOURSELF AND DO SOMETHING FUN FOR
YOU. PLAY A VIDEO GAME, HAVE A SNACK, TAKE A
MOMENT TO PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THE DAY! YOU
DESERVE IT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
~ASHSAIDHI
FOLLOW ASHSAIDHI ON TWITCH

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“I wore it on
this blind date,
and we took off
to Oregon for a
weekend. We
learned so
much!”
MECC- My First Shooter TShirt
So, picture this: You scored 12 tees but could only carry one
back to your wagon - thank the lucky stars it was THIS one!
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This unisex tee is a dreamy, must-have addition to your
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a challenger
approches!
Don't let winter get the
best of you! Just suit up
right and you're good to
go. And what's a better
way to show off your
winter warrior skills than
with a sweatshirt that says
it all? Introducing the
ultimate winter warrior
shirt, inspired by the
classic Odell Lake game.
Wear it with pride and
conquer the cold!
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oh shucks, pins too?
Perhaps your wardrobe is overflowing, or you're a hermit
who spends all day naked, snuggling your trusty Apple //e
for warmth. Hey, no judgment here! We've got the solution:
pins! Pin them to your backpack or tote because ouch, they
sting if pinned to your birthday suit.
COLLECT NOW

THE DANK
HOLIDAY
STREAMING
GUIDE
DNOpls
The game SD
SNATCHER brings a
festive spirit to holidays
and playing it while
watching DNO's stream
is exciting. It's like a
perfect combination of
favorite things.
Retro Island Gaming
Hang out all night with
RIG and ring in the
holidays by hollering and
blasting his chair, all
while he prays for Santa
to deliver some plumbing
miracles pronto!
Chuboh
Get ready for some
Xmas fun! Chuboh has
got a treat for all you
cartoon and grot lovers
out there. Tune in at 8
pm EST on Xmas Eve to
join the festive stream!

Jiggeh
Jiggeh is hosting a
Christmas Eve surprise
event with presents, a
feast, video games, and
more. Tune in to join the
holiday fun and find out
what shenanigans will
take place.
LordBBH
Hold onto your reindeer,
folks! Lord BBH is
brewing up something
magical for his
streaming channel this
Christmas Day, with epic
1CC attempts that'll
jingle your bells. Get
ready for a festive
showdown!
Bardic-
Broadcasts
Will Lord Bardic
Broadcasts sprinkle a
secret holiday stream
onto our screens? Who
knows! But, do yourself a
favor and follow him now!

WATCH THIS
Bored? Tired of Twitch?
Check out these awesome
YouTube videos and get a playlist
going for the holidays!
THE VGHF
VGHF is celebrating the holidays with a Season of
Giving campaign. From Dec 1st to 25th,
subscribers receive digital goodies, similar to an
advent calendar.
THE BASEMENT BROS
The Basement Brothers' latest video is a tribute to
American Truck on PC-88, adding to their
collection of informative videos on classic
Japanese PCs, including the PC-88 Paradise
series.
AMELIE DOREE
Amelie goes heavy and hard regarding the subject
matter in classic Japanese graphic novels and
games, and she’s looking at the PC-98 Game with
the Funniest Name (and Finding Meaning in Art).
Perfect timing with whats going on with Twitch at
the moment? Watch and find out!

Weekly
SCHEDULE
T W I T C H . T V / A N N K _
MON
Wake and stake a seat in the
Computer Lab. Happens
usually around 7 am EST.
TUE
I'm on a roll! We're streaming
more obscure games than ever
before, 7 am EST
WED
Obligation Day.
No stream.
THU
Feeling the Pressure at 7 AM,
but My Head is Killing Me.
FRI
"It's Friday! Let's have some
fun! I have a 7 am stream, and
I'll do my best to stay awake.
TBA GOOD Movie 7 pm
No stream unless...
SAT
Dank Movie Night 7 pm EST
SUN
Sunday Funday! I put this
special show on for you! Toons
8:30 am EST Noon Stream

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TRANSLATION FOR THE
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