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Dear Dean Magazine: February 2024

Dear Dean Magazine: February 22, 2024 by Myron J. Clifton | Subscribe free www.deardeanpublishing.com/subscribe

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MISS<br />

Republicans deciding not to pass Border Funding<br />

because they say doing so would help President<br />

Biden’s re-election prospects. GOP showing why<br />

they are the do-nothing party.<br />

HIT<br />

The Biden Job numbers –another 353k jobs in<br />

January, continuing the add to the record of the<br />

most jobs created during an administration.<br />

MISS<br />

Failed Sears catalog model <strong>Dean</strong> Phillips wastes<br />

billions of Harlan Crow’s money to only get 1k<br />

votes in South Carolina, the representative from<br />

Minnesota, famously known online as<br />

“Dropout<strong>Dean</strong>” even lost to wayward unicorn<br />

perennial loser Marianne Williamson, who<br />

gathered only 2k votes from people who love her<br />

essential oils.<br />

HIT<br />

Donald Trump hit with<br />

$88m judgement for the<br />

rape of E. Jean Carroll.<br />

HIT<br />

NFL Playoff ratings are always high, but the AFC<br />

championship game between the Baltimore Ravens and<br />

Kansas City Chief was the highest rated championship<br />

game ever.<br />

MISS<br />

FBI agents who “somehow” missed two rooms when<br />

they search Mar a Lago for missing government secret<br />

documents<br />

MISS<br />

88M<br />

Pollsters supplying bogus information that cable news<br />

hacks on MSNBC and CNN use to disparage President<br />

Biden and VP Harris.. once again proved to be<br />

monumentally wrong as the President did what informed<br />

voters knew he would, handily win South Carolina. Have<br />

all the seats, Steve Kornacki<br />

HIT - RIP<br />

A drone that killed 3 U.S. Service members. President<br />

Biden called the families and was there when the bodies<br />

were returned to U.S. soil. Because the three are each<br />

Black, Fox News decided to slander them and the military<br />

because Fox News is a racist shitbag of a network. RIP -<br />

Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, of Carrollton, Ga.; Spc.<br />

Kennedy Ladon Sanders, 24, of Waycross, Ga.; and Spc.<br />

Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, of Savannah, Ga.<br />

HIT<br />

Megan Thee Stallion’s new music, HISS, topped<br />

charts, got her a major music contract where she<br />

still owns her catalog and full rights, and caused<br />

Nicki Minaj to meltdown online out of spite and<br />

jealously.<br />

MISS<br />

<strong>Dean</strong> Phillips votes were a no-show in New<br />

Hampshire where he lost by 60 pts to President<br />

Biden who didn’t get on ballot but overwhelmingly<br />

won as a write-in candidate. Drop Out <strong>Dean</strong>.<br />

<strong>Dear</strong> <strong>Dean</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong> | Feb. 22, <strong>2024</strong> | Page 35

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