We Contain Multitudes
Younng Playwrights National Programme 2023
Younng Playwrights National Programme 2023
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BERK<br />
Sorry, come again, the cat also fought in the<br />
DEE<br />
-YES, HE FOUGHT IN THE INTER-GALATIC WAR. He saved my ass back in<br />
Keplar -42D ... Anyways please, the cat > s out of the bag, or ship, help me.<br />
No.<br />
BERK<br />
DEE<br />
Fine. Spit on the veterans all you want; it won > t keep us down!<br />
DEE walks off stage. Gas releasing and doors opening are heard from where DEE<br />
walked off. DEE then re-enters the stage with a completely frozen cat.<br />
DEE<br />
Sir General Chonko will take a minute to defrost.<br />
DEE walks to the grungy kitchen area and throws Sir General Chonko into a<br />
microwave. HERK looks back with smug look, and exhales dramatically. The lights<br />
go red, then cut out.<br />
AGH! UGH! JESUS!<br />
DEE<br />
HERK<br />
Sorry man, it's an asteroid field and you don't have a seatbelt. Also, my name<br />
isn, t Jesus.<br />
The lights come back on. DEEs is sprawled on the floor.<br />
DEE<br />
YOU,RE GIVING THE GENERAL FLASHBACKS!<br />
HE'S AN ANIMAL!<br />
HERK<br />
DEE<br />
[Take's out a keychain with a tiny toy gun on it] Say that again. I dare you.<br />
HERK<br />
OooOOo I'm so scared. Pooping myself even. Smells like my office. [Turns around]<br />
Hey, there > s Earth > s Moon!<br />
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