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Indie Side Out<br />
BY MICHAEL CAPORALE<br />
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2005<br />
Behind rows of pristine white linen<br />
couches and stylish table lamps, in the<br />
back row of the lavishly decorated<br />
Ballroom C of the Universal Hilton sit<br />
worried executives nervously awaiting<br />
the unveiling of the HVX200,<br />
Panasonic’s latest camera, to the<br />
national press. As would be expected,<br />
anticipation in the press is high. Will<br />
the HVX live up to the many claims<br />
made about it since its introduction at<br />
NAB... a tapeless, multi-format HD<br />
camera with variable frame rates and<br />
cine-gamma for under $6,000, capable<br />
of shooting digital feature films with an<br />
uncompromised film look? The basis<br />
for the executives’ concern, however,<br />
is not the performance of this new<br />
camera but that of their guest speaker.<br />
You see, the camera performs flawlessly.<br />
I can attest to that. I shot the<br />
demo footage about to be shown on the<br />
big screen. To confirm the camera’s<br />
sharpness and resolution I had decided<br />
to put it to the ultimate test, to shoot a<br />
music video on greenscreen. Shortly,<br />
that video, Boom, Baby, Boom by artist<br />
John Brannen, will fill the giant screen<br />
as it already has for other meetings. So,<br />
yes I am quite confident.<br />
BUT IT ALL BEGAN TWO DAYS AGO<br />
WITH THE SALES MEETING...<br />
As the music video rolled, I watched<br />
carefully, examining the mattes to see<br />
any evidence of green fringing, tearing,<br />
or loss of image. None. In fact, individual<br />
hairs blowing in the wind were<br />
keyed perfectly at Harry Potter quality<br />
from the HVX’s footage shot at 720/24p<br />
DVCPRO HD. Had this been an HDV<br />
camera, precise matte work such as this<br />
would not have been possible, since the<br />
MPEG-2 long GOP’s prediction frames<br />
lack sufficient resolution on moving<br />
objects, yet alone fine individual hairs<br />
blowing in the wind. I can relax.<br />
Several speeches followed delineating<br />
marketing and pricing policies and<br />
then the surprise guest speaker, Kevin<br />
Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing<br />
Amy, Dogma), was introduced and<br />
took the stage. A few awkward, academy-award-style<br />
scripted jokes later<br />
and suddenly Kevin was off-script.<br />
Expletives that would have caused<br />
a lump of pride in the throat of former<br />
President Richard Nixon, now split the<br />
room into stupefied silence punctuated<br />
by howls of spit-stuttering, bellyaching<br />
laughter as Mr. Smith explains<br />
in horrifying detail how he expects the<br />
HVX200 to improve his home<br />
movies—porno movies that is.<br />
Apparently he has trouble with his<br />
current camera rendering the exact<br />
color of his ample posterior correctly.<br />
And while the HVX can certainly<br />
address those technical issues for<br />
him, he’d also be pleased to know<br />
that he won’t experience a loss of<br />
detail on fine hairs either, although I<br />
doubt he uses a wind machine for<br />
such productions.<br />
Not since the Polaroid Swinger<br />
swung its way onto the scene in 1966<br />
has the notion that mere amateurs<br />
could anonymously revel in activities<br />
formerly reserved exclusively for the<br />
elite become reality. Rob Lowe, Paris<br />
Hilton, and Pamela Anderson will face<br />
stiff competition in their private film<br />
endeavors as eager flocks of unemployed,<br />
would-be movie stars ratchet<br />
up production values, shunning moral<br />
values, to bask in their own glory,<br />
tempting their otherwise passive,<br />
naive girlfriend/boyfriend to take the<br />
plunge with them or in a low-flying<br />
solo act give new meaning to the<br />
words “independent film.” Expanding<br />
the job market and filling the loss in<br />
camera assistants by creating more<br />
opportunities for fluffers, these<br />
unsung filmmakers will provide comfort<br />
to Republicans everywhere.<br />
Inexpressible joy will seize their calculating<br />
GOP (it used to mean something<br />
different) hearts as they spin<br />
this into the first positive economic<br />
news since Bill Clinton gave up cigar<br />
smoking for other pleasures.<br />
AGNOSTICISM<br />
But pleasure does not come without<br />
pain, as the politicos will have to reckon<br />
with a camera that is “Format<br />
Agnostic”...huh? Excluding the late<br />
17th century where such an admission<br />
would get you a public dunk in the<br />
local river, tied to the long end of a<br />
see-saw, such words have ne’er been<br />
spoken until recently when format<br />
agnosticism came full circle, vengefully<br />
manifesting itself in catchy little<br />
phrases that would spell the utter<br />
destruction of a broad range of religious<br />
celebrations... phrases like “season’s<br />
greetings” and “happy holidays.”<br />
Now, with P2 cards in use in the<br />
HVX200, these very same words will<br />
destroy single format cameras by<br />
being simply “multi-format.” Yes, “format<br />
agnostic” means that these virgin<br />
filmmakers (I use the word lightly) can<br />
co-produce in any or all formats of<br />
standard or high definition, that is 480,<br />
720, 1080, interlaced or progressively<br />
at 24, 30 or 60 frames per second. And<br />
if that isn’t enough to stimulate Viagra<br />
sales, narcissists everywhere can<br />
87<br />
P2: The Great Equalizer<br />
watch themselves in slow or fast<br />
motion by taking advantage of the<br />
many variable frame rates offered by<br />
the HVX200.<br />
But these benefits are not limited<br />
to home movie upgrades. Other<br />
embedded shooters will also benefit,<br />
presumably without suffering a confusion<br />
of values. Citizen surveillance<br />
of police departments will improve<br />
with high definition imaging. No<br />
longer will we have to endure the<br />
fuzzy, muddied images of nightstick<br />
beatings and streetside stompings of<br />
passive drunken minorities by platoons<br />
of uniformed officers on the<br />
evening news. The crisp high definition<br />
images of the HVX200 will easily<br />
surpass the vagaries and detached<br />
ambivalence of network news production<br />
while creating a more compelling<br />
vision for reality TV.<br />
And when our narcissists are<br />
ready for the big time, anything is<br />
possible because these cameras will<br />
be at the front line of independent<br />
feature film production.<br />
In fact this has been the core of the<br />
secret government’s secret plan for us.<br />
As boring factory jobs are moved offshore<br />
and fast food service jobs are<br />
filled with our elderly, lawyers and<br />
bankers will emerge as politicians in<br />
the only occupations with job security<br />
and benefits. The rest of us will<br />
become filmmakers, who after making<br />
obscene amounts of money can marry<br />
some other guy’s wife (as in my case,<br />
yours may vary with gender and sexual<br />
preference) who also makes<br />
obscene amounts of money starring in<br />
our effects-laden epics.<br />
As to Mr. Smith, well he’s about to<br />
spill the beans to the press and once<br />
they get it, (and they will, because<br />
they won’t have to think about it) Indy<br />
filmmaking will enter the 21st century.<br />
DP Michael Caporale is the principal<br />
of production company 24p Digital<br />
Cinema, LLP (Cincinnati, OH)..<br />
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