MOWERS AND EQUIPMENT 5x8 Utility Trailer ... - Chris Rayburn

36 • The Good Life - may 2012 www.thegoodlifepress.com
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A possum is a fl at animal that sleeps in the middle of
the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them
live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of
them live in the South, plus a couple no one’s seen
before.
If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow,eat and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means I’m going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner
and then there’s supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start
drinking it when you’re two. We do like a little tea
with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the
South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything
about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning, ‘Did
you eat?’
You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya’ll is singular. All ya’ll is plural.
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After she woke up,
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dreamed that you
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March was when our son
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Ain’t Gadgets Grand
I celebrated my birthday in July,
and my wife made me very
happy when she bought me an
iPad.
Our daughter’s birthday was in
August so we got her an iPod
Touch.
My wife celebrated her birthday
in September so I got her an
iRon.
You know the drill...the doc
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late summer...
It takes your food seven seconds to get from
your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much
as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself
when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot
taste it.