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course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment.
To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and
guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from
a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this
a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very
good idea in the long run), she took the practice
with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced
‘ca-day’ and the Scots changed it into ‘caddie.
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The Moral
of the Story
Mr. Turtle was walking
down the road when he
spotted a crow at the tip
top of a very tall tree. He
shouted, “Good Morning,
Mr. crow.”
Mr. crow shouted back
down, “Good Morning
Mr. Turtle.” Mr. Turtle
shouted up, “Whatcha
doin’ today?” and the
answer shouted back
down was, “Absolutely
nothin’ Mr. Turtle -
Absolutely nothin’ and
loving it.”
Well, that sounded pretty
good to Mr. Turtle, so
he shouted back up, “Do
you think I could do that
too?” Mr. crow shouted
back down, “I don’t see
why not!” So, Mr. Turtle
lay down on the side of
the road and began Doing
Absolutely Nothing.
In 30 minutes a fox came
along and ate him.
The moral of the story
is: You can get away
with Doing Absolutely
Nothing, but only if you
are really high up.
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Samurai - Puzzle 5 of 5 - Medium
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A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her fi ve and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to “honor”
thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a
family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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