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8 • The Good Life - may 2012 www.thegoodlifepress.com
Precious Petals by Jamie
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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one
engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s
so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the fl oors are gleaming
white. There is no dirt anywhere--it’s so sanitary that the whole
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“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”
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If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet
has 25 more letters. Stay calm.
There were two buddies one with a Doberman
Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy
with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, “Let’s
go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”
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Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of
the men walked into the office and said, “We need some fourby-twos.”
The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The
man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.
He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.”
“All right. How long do you need them?”
The customer paused for a moment and said, “I’d better go
check.”
After a while, he returned to the office and said, - “A long
time. We’re gonna build a house...”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in
there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, “Just
follow my lead.” They walk over to the restaurant, the
guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of
dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.
The bouncer at the door says, “Sorry, mac, no pets
allowed.”
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, “You
don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The bouncer says, “A Doberman Pinscher?”
He says, “Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very
good.”
The man at the door says, “Come on in.”
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, “What the
heck,” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts
to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, “Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The bouncer at the door says, “A Chihuahua?”
The man with the Chihuahua says, “A Chihuahua???
They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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Show & Tell
Stopping to pick
up my daughter
at kindergarten,
I found out that
the topic of “Show
and Tell” that day
had been parents’
occupations.
The teacher
pulled me aside.
Whispering, she
advised, “You might
want to explain a
little bit more to
your daughter what
you do for a living.”
I work as a training
consultant and
often conduct my
seminars in motel
conference rooms.
When I asked
why, the teacher
explained, “Your
daughter told the
class she wasn’t sure
what you did, but
said you got dressed
real pretty and went
to work at motels.”
A small boy was
looking at the red ripe
tomatoes growing in
the farmer’s garden.
“I’ll give you my two
pennies for that
tomato,” said the boy
pointing to a beautiful,
large, ripe fruit hanging
on the vine.
“No,” said the farmer, “I
get a dime for a tomato
like that one.”
The small boy pointed
to a smaller green
one, “Will you take two
pennies for that one?”
“Yes,” replied the
farmer, “I’ll give you
that one for two cents.”
“OK,” said the lad,
sealing the deal by
putting the coins in the
farmer’s hand, “I’ll pick
it up in about a week.”