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Kersliedere moreaand!<br />
Moreaand, 21 Desember, hou Victory Christian School ‘n Kersliedere-aand<br />
ten bate van hul <strong>20</strong>18 graad 7-toer.<br />
Die geleentheid word aangebied in die NG Gemeente Jeffreysbaai Kompleks op die hoek<br />
van Olienhout- en Torchwoodstraat, skop om 19:00 af en duur tot 21:30.<br />
Pierre van der Westhuizen en Ronell Erasmus sal optree en daar sal geleentheid wees vir<br />
lekker saamsing met Geo Marx en Meno Mostert.<br />
Toegang is ‘n liefdesoffer en daar sal ook by die geleentheid CD’s te koop aangebied word.<br />
Bring die beursies saam vir warmbrakke, kolwyntjies, koffie en koeldrank!<br />
hristmas funnies<br />
What’s the most popular Christmas<br />
wine?<br />
‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’<br />
How do chickens dance at the Christmas<br />
party?<br />
Chick to chick!<br />
Where do sheep get their hair cut?<br />
At the baa baa shop.<br />
What happened when the snowman<br />
annoyed the snow-woman?<br />
She gave him the cold shoulder.<br />
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?<br />
You can see right through them.<br />
Why is Christmas just like another day at<br />
the office?<br />
You end up doing all the work and the fat<br />
guy in the suit gets all the credit.<br />
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe<br />
in Santa?<br />
A rebel without a Claus.<br />
Why is Santa so jolly?<br />
Because he knows where all the naughty<br />
girls live.<br />
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?<br />
RUDEolph<br />
Name the child’s favorite Christmas<br />
king?<br />
A stocking.<br />
What do you call Santa living at the<br />
South Pole?<br />
A lost clause.<br />
What do the elves cook with in the<br />
kitchen?<br />
Utinsel.<br />
What do lawn ornaments do over winter<br />
break?<br />
Go gnome for the holidays.<br />
What do get if you cross a duck and<br />
Santa?<br />
A Christmas Quacker.<br />
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?<br />
Because he had low elf esteem.<br />
What do you call an elf wearing ear<br />
muffs?<br />
Anything you want. He can’t hear you<br />
What cars do elfs drive?<br />
A toy yota.<br />
I asked my wife what she wanted for<br />
Christmas.<br />
She told me “Nothing would make her happier<br />
than a diamond necklace” So I bought<br />
her nothing.<br />
The 3 stages of man:<br />
He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t<br />
believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.<br />
What goes “oh oh oh”?<br />
Santa walking backwards.<br />
What is the best evidence that Microsoft<br />
has a monopoly?<br />
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys<br />
to Windows.<br />
Who is never hungry at Christmas?<br />
The turkey - he’s always stuffed!<br />
Pret op die<br />
strand<br />
oormore!<br />
Sonsoekers kan hul sandkasteel<br />
bouvermoëns kom afwys op die<br />
hoofstrand in Jeffreysnaai op<br />
Vrydag (oormore), die 22ste Desmeber<br />
tydens die Capitec “Live Better<br />
Summer Tour”<br />
Dit word gevolg deur ‘n strandsportgeleentheid<br />
met ‘n verskil in die<br />
Coca-Cola en Algoa FM Somerstrand<br />
“Roadshow”!<br />
Groot pret en baie pryse word weggegee!<br />
Sandkastele word gebou vanaf 10:00 tot<br />
13:00 en die strandsport skop af om 14:00!<br />
Inskrywings kan op Vrydag by die<br />
hoofstrand gedoen word en gesinne word<br />
uitgenooi om die dag te kom geniet.
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