The Hofbräuhaus News

Birthdays-Anniversaries
Heidi Raeder, Tel: 613.283.7634
eMail: wraeder@cogeco.ca
(B) Denotes Birthday, (A) = Anniversary
and (33) the year example 1933
December:
01 (A) – Claudette & Werner Bachhuber(62)
02 (B) – Barry Exner (52)
07 (A) – Ricarda & Otto Thierfeldt (57)
09 (B) – Libby Staveley (36)
11 (B) – Michael Bremer (40)
11 (B) – John Willems (35)
12 (B) – Donna Exner
16 (B) – Sonja Henn
19 (B) – Donna Buer (45)
21 (B) – Gertrude Zauner (28)
21 (A) – Helena & Victor Archer
24 (B) – Cam Kissner (30)
26 (A) – Cindy & Karl Hauck
26 (B) – Helmut Kubicek
26 (B) – Stephen Volkmer (57)
27 (B) – Paul St. Jean
30 (A) – Yvonne & Tak Terada (61)
January:
01 (B) – Don von Richter (31)
01 (B) – Helmut Krekeler
02 (B) – Lyle Walter
05 (B) – Robert Philip (51)
07 (B) – Hermann Zauner (27)
11 (B) – Elfie Ridder (38)
16 (A) – Renate & Mike Grebler (60)
16 (B) – Phillip Jeffreys (38)
17 (B) – Brenda Nairne (68)
18 (B) – Lothar Lehmann (34)
19 (B) – Monika Hearty (50)
21 (B) – Karl Dunker (36)
22 (B) – Scarlet Russell
25 (B) – Sonia Manchen (74)
27 (B) – Horst Karaczewski
27 (B) – Liesel Mendroch (30)
27 (B) – Max Bork
February:
01 (A) – Alma & Lyle Walter (46)
02 (A) – Anneliese & Hartmut Rosenberg (80)
02 (B) – Bob Snell
05 (B) – Inge Volkmer (36)
06 (B) – Willie Holst (36)
07 (A) – Lois & Frank Soural
10 (B) – Gertrude Stutz
15 (A) – Mary & John Willems (58)
17 (B) – Franz Jerabek
17 (B) – John Schlarb (24)
18 (B) – Wayne Hearty (48)
23 (B) – Ginette Kreuger (46)
24 (B) – Heinz Ende (32)
25 (B) – Paul Strittmatter (32)
26 (B) – Monika & Willi Holst (60)
27 (B) – Roy Enfield (33)
28 (B) – Anneliesel Bednaruk (23)
28 (A) – Karen & Paul Slominski
March:
03 (B) – Lynn Volkmer (55)
04 (B) – Helena Archer
08 (B) – Joan Coughlin (45)
08 (A) – Tillie & Franz Jerabek (50)
10 (B) – Ricarda Thierfeldt (36)
11 (B) – Ludwig Kunst (29)
12 (B) – Martin Pandel (63)
13 (B) – Ingeborg Henn
13 (A) – Gertraud & Hermann Zauner (50)
14 (B) – Hartmut Rosenberg (39)
17 (B) – Walter Henn (39)
17 (B) – Antje Enfield (37)
18 (B) – Erika Herr
19 (B) – Erech Morrison (40)
20 (B) – Maria Lenhart
20 (A) – Irma & Horst Karczewski
23 (B) – Alma Walter
23 (B) – Regina Sardana
25 (B) – Alexandra Doak (42)
29 (B) – Heinz Buer (41)
� A Little Humour �
Losing your load from Marta Kovar
As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Carling
Avenue, a beautiful lady catches up, jumps out of her car,
runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the lady catches up
again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the
door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the lady says brightly, "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
thing happens again.
All out of breath, the lady gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out
of the truck, and runs back to the lady. He knocks on her
window, and as she lowers it, he says,............
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm
driving a SALT TRUCK......."
Hair Cut from Guy LaPlante
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How
long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door
and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3
hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and
asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour
and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me
a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically!
The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he
leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
'Your house!'
Who Does What from Leigh Day
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can
just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says 'HEBREWS'
Understanding Women from Leigh Day
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider!
6 The Hofbräuhaus News - December 2009
2009's First Christmas Joke
from Sue Brewer
Three men died on Christmas Eve
and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint
Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas
to get into heaven.'
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled
through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents
a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly
gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Saskatchewan
reached into his pocket and pulled out
a set of keys. He shook them and
said, 'They're bells..'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass
through the pearly gates'.
The Newfoundlander started
searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a
raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
what do those symbolize?'
The Newfie replied, 'These are
Carols!'
Thoughtful Husband
from Hermann Freitag
A thoughtful Scotsman was heading
out to the pub, and he turned to his
wee wife before leaving and said,
“Margaret - put your hat and coat on
lassie.”
She replied,?' “Awe Jock that's nice
- are you taking me to the pub with
you?”
“Nah” Jock replied, “I'm switching
the central heating off while I'm oot.”
Women's Revenge
from Leigh Day
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked,
after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I
noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV
remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband
refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil
thing I could do to him legally.'
Abschied by Harold W. von Borck
(from Victoria B.C.)
Victoria weint;
Es verlor seinen Reiz.
Meine Geschwister ziehen zurueck in die
Schweiz.
In unserer Stadt am Meere
Singen der Wellen gewaltige Choere :
" Lebet wohl; lebt wohl !"
Ueber Berge, Fluss, Wiesen und Wald
Weht ein warmer Wind.
Genau in dein Gesicht; Der wispert und
spricht:
Ich will nicht stoeren,
nicht klagen,
sondern nur sagen:
Aufwiederhoeren; - aufwiederfuehlen !"
Ihr koennt mich nicht sehen;
Aber ich werd` euch drueben am Rebberg
"wiederwehen" !