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World of Darkness: Portland

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actively, either by their own art or by contributions.<br />

16. The Grotto (Northeast)<br />

Sandy Boulevard; Northeast 85th Avenue<br />

A peaceful oasis in the midst <strong>of</strong> the city, The<br />

Grotto is set among 62 acres <strong>of</strong> botanical gardens. As<br />

an internationally renowned Catholic sanctuary, The<br />

Grotto <strong>of</strong>fers a place <strong>of</strong> peace and quiet reflection for<br />

all people. More than 100 beautifully sculpted statues<br />

and shrines are nestled among flower-lined pathways<br />

winding under towering firs. Peaceful reflection<br />

ponds, spectacular cliffside vistas and award winning<br />

architecture <strong>of</strong>fer inspiration for all who visit this<br />

natural gallery in the woods. A vampire ‘priest’ watches<br />

over the grounds at night, <strong>of</strong>ten generously allowing in<br />

tourists after hours (who, oddly enough, aren’t seen<br />

again—more than a vampire and more than a serial<br />

killer, said priest has a secret burial ground within the<br />

Grotto).<br />

Chapter 1-Notable Sites<br />

17. Lloyd Center (North)<br />

Northeast Ninth Avenue at Multnomah Street<br />

“Spread over 50 acres, Lloyd Center is the largest mall<br />

in Oregon. It <strong>of</strong>fers tax-free shopping at more than 200<br />

specialty shops and service providers, including Meier<br />

& Frank, Sears, Nordstrom, Marshalls, Old Navy, Ross<br />

Dress for Less, and Barnes & Noble. A food court, an<br />

indoor ice-skating rink, and 18 movie screens <strong>of</strong>fer food<br />

and entertainment. Located within “Fareless Square,”<br />

<strong>Portland</strong>’s ride-for-free zone.” Don’t let the cleverly<br />

worded ad fool you; Lloyd Center stinks with the<br />

decay <strong>of</strong> festering capitalism that brings vampires for<br />

miles around with watering mouths. People shopping<br />

are easy prey, and so wrapped up in their bobbles and<br />

trinkets that they’re unlikely to realize foul play that<br />

occurs right beneath their nose.<br />

19. Jansen Beach Supercenter (North)<br />

Interstate 5, Exit 308<br />

“Jantzen Beach SuperCenter <strong>of</strong>fers one <strong>of</strong> the nation’s<br />

largest collections <strong>of</strong> powerhouse<br />

retailers. The center features more<br />

than 55 top-name retail and specialty<br />

stores, restaurants, the Carousel<br />

Food Court and tax-free shopping.<br />

Dine beside the museum-quality<br />

1921 C.W. Parker Carousel, listed<br />

on the National Registry <strong>of</strong> Historic<br />

Monuments” Ibid Lloyd Center.<br />

20. The End <strong>of</strong> the Oregon Trail<br />

(Oregon City)<br />

Washington Street<br />

The 2,000 mile journey to<br />

the frontier and beyond was long,<br />

grueling, and bloody. Not only did<br />

many <strong>of</strong> the pilgrims die during the<br />

excursion, but their arrival brought<br />

further suffering and death to the<br />

native peoples <strong>of</strong> America. Were<br />

one to take the routes <strong>of</strong> all the trails<br />

and average them, one would have<br />

roughly the Oregon Trail, as well<br />

as a ley line that stretches from one<br />

end <strong>of</strong> the continent to the other.<br />

This line was assumed to once be a<br />

source <strong>of</strong> healthy, vibrant life energy,<br />

but the Oregon Trail and the Trail <strong>of</strong><br />

Tears polluted the prime river into a<br />

dark, though not evil, font. The end<br />

<strong>of</strong> the trail is celebrated in Oregon<br />

City, where another ley line crosses<br />

the Oregon Trail’s path. Here is a

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