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12 Catapult Song, The tune: “Tramp Tramp Tramp” Oh they thought it was a joke when my catapult it broke And they said it would not fire beyond the wall So the Captain came to look, and I pulled the trigger hook And my catapult it caught him in the jaw! Flip, flip, flip, my Captain’s flying High up o’er the Norman camp! Well, he landed with a thump and he crumpled in a lump with his head between his knees upon a stump! Yippee yea, my catapult’s working Yippee yea, we’ll have a ball! Oh we’ll load it up again with another Cap-i-tain and we’ll fire the bloody bastard o’er the wall!
Chandlers Wife, The A man walked into a chandler’s shop some candles for to buy, He looked around the chandler’s shop but no one did he spy. So he got disappointed and some angry words he said When he heard the sound of a right above his head. Yes he heard the sound of a right above his head. Well he was slick and very quick so up the stairs he sped, And very surprised was he to find the chandler’s wife in bed; And with her was a another man of most enormous size, And they were having a right before his eyes. Yes they were having a right before his eyes. When the fun was over and done and the lady raised her head, And very surprised was she to find him standing by her bed “If you would keep my secret sir, if you would be so kind, Then I’ll gladly wax your whenever you feel inclined.” “Yes I’ll gladly wax your whenever you feel inclined.” So, many a day and many a night to the chandlers he would roam to buy himself some candles when the chandler wasn’t home, But not a one she sold to him , but gave to him instead, A dip of his wick in her to light his way to bed. Yes a dip of his wick in her to light his way to bed. So, all you married men take heed, whenever you go to town, If you must leave your wife alone, be sure to tie her down. Or, if you would be kind to her, just lay her right down on the floor, And give her so much of that she won’t want any more. Yes give her so much of that she won’t want any more. 13
Page 1 and 2: The Beadmakers Songbook English Son
Page 3 and 4: About This collection of odd songs
Page 5 and 6: By English might the French are pre
Page 7 and 8: He was dirty and filthy and full of
Page 10 and 11: Bored on the Listfield Text by Andr
Page 14 and 15: Chivalry went for Pizza, The -Ceria
Page 16 and 17: 16 Dragon song, Do Virgins Taste be
Page 18 and 19: Drunken Viking Av Evan the Mad Wand
Page 20 and 21: 20 Gaudete Piae Cantones (Swedish,
Page 22 and 23: Grazing mace , A -Anonymous tune:
Page 24 and 25: 24 Hastings 1066 Lyrics and Music D
Page 26 and 27: 26 Home Boys Home Oh well, who woul
Page 28 and 29: I’m a Duke and You’re Not Words
Page 30 and 31: I’m my own Grandpa By: Dwigth Lat
Page 32 and 33: Irish Ballad, The By: Tom Lehrer Ab
Page 34 and 35: 34 Johnny be Fine Johnny be fine an
Page 36 and 37: Letter to Drachenwald Tune: My Bonn
Page 38 and 39: Mermaid, The -Shel Silverstein When
Page 40 and 41: Never wed an old man Trad. An old m
Page 42 and 43: Sleeping Scotsman, The Trad. Oh, a
Page 44 and 45: Trimarian sheep song (Tune: Scotlan
Page 46 and 47: Widows Promise, The High up on a lo
Page 48: 48 You can have my dearest knight A

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