The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
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Itsy Bitsy teeny weenie… <strong>The</strong><br />
-Ioseph of Locksley<br />
copyright 1989 W.J.Bethancourt III<br />
Tune: Itsy bitsy teeny weenie…<br />
She was afraid to come out to the Tourney<br />
She was worried that “something might show..”<br />
She was afraid to come out to the Tourney<br />
And the poor thing did NOT want to go...<br />
(2 - 3 - 4, tell the people what she wore!)<br />
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
That she wore, for the first time, that day.<br />
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
And in her apartment she wanted to stay!<br />
Now the Heralds made up a new Rulebook<br />
And to read it is some kind of gas!<br />
It’s a bureaucrat’s dream, this new Rulebook<br />
Now NOBODY’S blazon can pass!<br />
(Win - Place - Show, tell the Heralds where to go!)<br />
I want an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
On my shield, as my blazon, today!<br />
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
But “that’s offensive” the Heralds all say!<br />
I sat down at the Revel last evening<br />
To a feast of green meat, and Rat Pie...<br />
It was cold, and disgusting, and greasy<br />
And I just want to upchuck and die!<br />
(6 - 7 - 8, tell them what was on your plate!)<br />
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
With a side dish of cold cabbage pie!<br />
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie little rabbit fur bikini<br />
With the fur on, and NOTHING inside!<br />
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