The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
The Beadmakers Songbook - Nordmark
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Bastard king of England, <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> minstrels sing, Of an English King<br />
Of many long years ago,<br />
who ruled that land, With an iron hand<br />
Though his morals were weak and low.<br />
His only outer garment was a dirty yellow shirt<br />
With which he tried<br />
To hide his hide,<br />
But he could not hide the dirt.<br />
He was dirty and filthy and full of fleas<br />
But he had his women by twos and threes;<br />
God bless the bastard king of Engaland.<br />
Now the Queen of Spain was an amorous Jane;<br />
A lascivious wench was she,<br />
She longed to fool with the royal tool<br />
of the king across the sea.<br />
So she sent a royal message with a royal messenger<br />
To ask the king of Engaland<br />
to fornicate with her.<br />
He was dirty and filthy and full of fleas<br />
But a terrible tool hung down to his knees;<br />
God bless the bastard king of Engaland<br />
When Phillip of France, heard this by chance<br />
He raced before his court,<br />
“<strong>The</strong> Queen prefers my rival<br />
cause my instruments to short.”<br />
So he sent the Count of Zippity-Zap<br />
To slip the Queen a dose of the clap<br />
To pass along to the royal dong<br />
of the King of Engaland.<br />
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