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Trimarian sheep song (Tune: Scotland the Brave) Bring me some whiskey, mother I’m feeling frisky, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! I need a lover, mother No, not my brother, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Gerbils don’t make it, mother They just can’t take it, mother I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! Owls, bats and other critters Just tend to give me jitters I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! (bridge) Sheep never talk about it They never ever doubt it Always so placid, affectionate and nice! Give me that lanolin Better than flannel-in I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night! 44
Unfortunate Mundane, The Pat Fiona McFarland tune: ”The Unfortunate Man” There once was a mundane who searched far and wide for a genuine ”Lady” to stand by his side At last he found one that quite fit the bill and he courted and married a girl from Three Hills At the wedding the mundane made one big mistake ’twas not in omitting the wine or the cake the ring was well chosen, and no one was bored... but he didn’t ask what she meant by “Dark Horde!” (Chorus): He’s a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man! Yes, He’s a very unfortunate, very unfortunate, very unfortunate man! That night in their chambers the Lady arose and began to prepare to retire in repose the husband sat near her, admiring her charms, that gave him such pleasure to hold in his arms. She doffed off her surcoat of white, to reveal a belt that was lit’rally dripping with steel! And the rose in his cheek quickly grew very faint when he saw they were live steel, and not wood-and-paint! (Chorus) She went to the mirror to take off her belt and she saw in reflection how her husband felt said she “Don’t be frightened or shiver in dread.. For I’ll only wear two when we get to bed!” She took twenty more from her boots and her hair then she proceeded to doff gown so fair and her trembleing husband got quite a surprise for beneath it she wore chain-mail made to her size! (Chorus) Now all you mundanes who would marry for life be sure you examine an SCA wife don’t be like the turkey who trusted his eyes and a little bit later got quite a surprise! (Chorus) Cantony of Three hills Kalamazoo county Michigan 45
Page 1 and 2: The Beadmakers Songbook English Son
Page 3 and 4: About This collection of odd songs
Page 5 and 6: By English might the French are pre
Page 7 and 8: He was dirty and filthy and full of
Page 10 and 11: Bored on the Listfield Text by Andr
Page 12 and 13: 12 Catapult Song, The tune: “Tram
Page 14 and 15: Chivalry went for Pizza, The -Ceria
Page 16 and 17: 16 Dragon song, Do Virgins Taste be
Page 18 and 19: Drunken Viking Av Evan the Mad Wand
Page 20 and 21: 20 Gaudete Piae Cantones (Swedish,
Page 22 and 23: Grazing mace , A -Anonymous tune:
Page 24 and 25: 24 Hastings 1066 Lyrics and Music D
Page 26 and 27: 26 Home Boys Home Oh well, who woul
Page 28 and 29: I’m a Duke and You’re Not Words
Page 30 and 31: I’m my own Grandpa By: Dwigth Lat
Page 32 and 33: Irish Ballad, The By: Tom Lehrer Ab
Page 34 and 35: 34 Johnny be Fine Johnny be fine an
Page 36 and 37: Letter to Drachenwald Tune: My Bonn
Page 38 and 39: Mermaid, The -Shel Silverstein When
Page 40 and 41: Never wed an old man Trad. An old m
Page 42 and 43: Sleeping Scotsman, The Trad. Oh, a
Page 46 and 47: Widows Promise, The High up on a lo
Page 48: 48 You can have my dearest knight A

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