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I felt like a kid with a ten-dollar bill in a candy store—no, like an adolescent with a hundred-dollar bill<br />

in a brothel.<br />

I was ready—but what should I do first? Possibilities cascaded across my mind like a stack of<br />

unopened presents. I was both eager and scared. My hand was nervous as I fumbled open the buckle. I<br />

eyed the readout plate warily. All the numbers had been cleared and were at zero; they gazed right back<br />

at me.<br />

Well, lets try something simple first. I touched the third button in the third row, setting the second row<br />

of controls for minutes, seconds and tenths of seconds. I tapped the first button in the second row twice:<br />

twenty minutes. I set the top right-hand button for Forward, the top left-hand button for Jump.<br />

I double-checked the numbers on the panel and closed the belt.<br />

Now. All I had to do was tap the upper right-hand corner of the buckle twice.<br />

<strong>The</strong> future waited.<br />

I swallowed once and tapped.<br />

• POP!—<br />

I staggered and straightened. I had forgotten about that. <strong>The</strong> instructions had warned that there would<br />

be a slight shock every time I jumped. It had something to do with forcing the air out of the space you<br />

were materializing in. It wasn’t bad though—I just hadn’t been expecting it. It was like scuffing your<br />

shoes on a rug and then touching metal, that kind of shock, but all over your whole body at once.<br />

Aside from that, I had no way of proving I was in the future.<br />

Oh, wait. Yes, I did. I was still wearing my wristwatch. It said 1:43. I strode into the kitchen and<br />

looked at the kitchen clock.<br />

It said 2:03.<br />

If the kitchen clock was to be believed, then the belt was real, and I had just traveled through time.<br />

Twenty minutes forward. Assuming the kitchen clock hadn’t suddenly—<br />

No! This had to be real. It was real. I had actually done it!<br />

I’d been sort of treating the whole thing as a game; not even the jump-shock had convinced me. That<br />

could have been faked by a battery in the belt. But this—I I knew my watch and I knew that kitchen<br />

clock; they couldn’t have been faked.<br />

I actually had a time machine. A real live, honestto-God working time machine.<br />

I took a deep breath and forced myself to be calm. I tried to force myself to be calm.<br />

I had a time machine. A real time machine. I had jumped twenty minutes forward. <strong>The</strong> room looked<br />

just the same, not even the quality of the afternoon sunlight had changed, but I knew I had jumped<br />

forward in time. <strong>The</strong> big question was what was I going to do next? I had to think about this—no<br />

problem, I had all the time in the world. I giggled when I realized that. Hmm. I knew. Suddenly I<br />

realized what I could do. I opened the belt and reset the control for twentyfour hours. Forward. I would<br />

pick up a copy of tomorrow’s paper, then bounce back and go to the race track today. I would make a<br />

fortune. I would—<br />

MIGOD! Why hadn’t I realized this—?<br />

I could be as rich as I wanted to be.

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