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waiting there for me when—no, that wasn’t right. I’d be going back in time tomorrow—that is, I’d be<br />

coming back to today, where I’d put them on and take them forward with me. Right. <strong>The</strong>y’d just be<br />

skipping forward a few hours. And the sweater and the other pair of pants—the duplicated ones—<br />

obviously, that’s what I’d be wearing tomorrow when I bounced back, leaving only one set in the<br />

future. <strong>The</strong> condition of having two of them was only temporary, like the condition of having two of<br />

me. It was just an illusion.<br />

Or was it?<br />

What would happen if I wore his sweater and slacks back through time? <strong>The</strong> sweater and slacks that he<br />

brought from the future would then be the clothes that I would leave in the past so that I could put them<br />

on when I went back to the past to leave them there for myself, ad infinitum . . . and meanwhile, my<br />

sweater and slacks would be hanging untouched in the closet. Or would they?<br />

What would happen tomorrow if I didn’t wear either sweater or pair of slacks? But something else<br />

entirely? (But how could I? I’d already seen that I had worn them.) Would the pair that he brought<br />

back cease to exist? Or would they remain—would I have somehow duplicated them?<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was only one way to find out . . .<br />

I fell asleep thinking about it.<br />

* * *<br />

<strong>The</strong> morning was hot, with that crisp kind of unreality that characterizes the northern edge of the San<br />

Fernando Valley. I woke up to the sound of the air conditioner already beginning its days work with an<br />

insistent pressing hum.<br />

For a while I just stared at the ceiling. I’d had the strangest dream—<br />

• but it wasn’t a dream. I bounced out of bed in sudden fear. <strong>The</strong> timebelt glittered on the dresser<br />

where I’d left it. I held it tightly as if it might abruptly fade away. All the excitement of yesterday<br />

flooded back into me.<br />

I remembered. <strong>The</strong> race track. <strong>The</strong> restaurant. Don. <strong>The</strong> check. It was sitting on the dresser too, right<br />

next to the belt—$57,600!<br />

I opened the belt and checked the time. It was almost eleven. I’d have to hurry. Don would be arriving<br />

—no, I was Don now. Dan would be arriving in three hours.<br />

I showered and shaved, pulled on a sport shirt and slacks and headed for the car. I wanted to go to the<br />

bank and deposit the check and I had to pick up a newspaper—<br />

Actually, I didn’t need the newspaper at all, I could remember which horses had won without it, but<br />

there was a headline on the front page of the Herald Examiner:<br />

FIVE-HORSE PARLAY WINS $57,600!<br />

Huh—? I hadn’t seen that before. But then, Don hadn’t shown me the front page.<br />

<strong>The</strong> story was a skimpy one and they’d misspelled my name; mostly it was about how much I had bet<br />

on each horse and how it had snowballed. <strong>The</strong>n there were some quotes from various track officials<br />

saying how pleased they were to have such a big winner (I’ll bet!), because it helped publicize the sport<br />

(and probably attracted a lot of hopeful losers too.) Finally there was even a quote from me about what<br />

I was planning to do with the money: “I don’t know yet, I’m still too excited. Probably I’ll take a<br />

vacation. I’ve always wanted to see the world. I’d like to invest some of it too, but I have to wait and<br />

see what’s left after taxes.” Faked, of course. I hadn’t spoken to any reporters at all; but apparently<br />

some editor had felt the story wouldn’t be complete without a few words from the happy winner.

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