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PAGE 3 GIRL<br />
Keeping it high-brow<br />
If you’ve got a suitable pic for a<br />
future page 3 girl please send it<br />
in to media@msand.org.au and<br />
launch someone’s modelling<br />
career. Senders remain<br />
anonymous<br />
NEWS IN BRIEFS (or out of<br />
briefs as the case may be)<br />
This month’s bunny, Nik ‘Man Meat’ Kovac, is<br />
breaking with the tradition of providing witty, incisive<br />
and acerbic social comment on topical issues and<br />
instead has decided to use his nudity to celebrate<br />
Fremantle’s history-making election of a Greens<br />
member to represent Freo in the State Government.<br />
“As you can see, I’ve had my own reforestation project<br />
operating around my nipples, which funnily enough<br />
were denuded by some illegal loggers,” Nik admitted<br />
shyly. “So I can fully understand the people of Freo’s<br />
sentiments in getting jacked off with the status quo and<br />
demanding change. Change is important; I once didn’t<br />
change my undies for three weeks and they turned<br />
green too. Phwoar, that’s some trippy shit right there.”<br />
OOPS! We’ve had a lot of probing in the last<br />
monthabout last issues page 3 girl. While we<br />
intended to keep their identity hidden, due to their<br />
nudity and particularly hairy arse, we had intended<br />
to let it slip that it was a third year who provided<br />
the modelling and a<br />
first year who was<br />
victim to the goon<br />
of misfortune. Our<br />
apologies for the<br />
suspense, now get<br />
off our backs you<br />
dirty little hornbags!<br />
overheard<br />
“Never admit you have depression”<br />
- An unnamed second year PBL tutor showing his sensitive side<br />
If you’ve overheard something amusing or disturbing send it to media@msand.org.au
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