TV Guide Mar 8-14 - Weekly Times Now

Your weekly television guide 

FRIdAY MARCh 8 

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ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE 

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 

Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Double 

Trouble. (R, CC) 10.20 What I Wrote. (R, 

CC) 10.30 Arrows Of Desire. (R, CC) 

10.55 Telling Tales. (R, CC) 11.00 Foreign 

Correspondent. (R, CC) 11.30 One Plus 

One. (CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 

12.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (PG, R, 

CC) 1.25 Last Of The Summer Wine. (CC) 

2.00 Waterloo Road. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 

Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, 

CC) 5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC) 

6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC) 

7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 7.30 Victoria. (CC) 

8.00 QI. (PG, R, CC) 

8.30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries. 

Despite the death of a migrant 

factory foreman considered to be an 

accident, Dr Blake has his own 

suspicions about what happened. 

(Mv, CC) 

9.30 Silk. (Masv, R, CC) 

10.30 Lateline. (CC) 

11.05 My Family. (PG, R, CC) 

11.35 Rage. Chart hits, new releases and 

music video clips from the rage 

vault. (MA15+adhlnsv) 

5.00 Rage. (PG) 

ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo 

6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Florrie’s Dragons. 

2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots. 2.35 Mama 

Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.50 Chuggington. 

3.00 SamSam. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s 

Star. 3.30 Mister Maker. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 

Bookaboo. 4.15 Five Minutes More. 4.20 Miffy 

And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 

5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 

Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 

Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr Moon. 6.30 In The 

Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 

River Monsters. 8.15 The Real Hustle: Celebrity 

Scammers. 8.45 Teen Dad. 9.30 Sexwork & 

Me: Red Light Conversations. 10.25 Red Dwarf. 

11.00 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 11.25 Set List. 

11.45 River Monsters. 12.35 Swingtown. 1.20 The 

Whitest Kids U Know. 1.40 The Whitest Kids U 

Know. 2.00 News Update. 2.05 Close. 

ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS 

6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra. 

12.20 Backyard Science. 12.35 Rush TV. 1.00 

Pixel Pinkie. 1.25 Fleabag Monkeyface. 1.55 Kid 

Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated 

A For Awesome. 2.35 YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 

Sally Bollywood. 3.05 Double Trouble. 3.30 News 

On 3 Update. 3.35 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 4.00 GASP! 

4.15 Masha And The Bear. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 

Chop Socky Chooks. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron 

Man: Armored Adventures. 5.55 Bugged. 6.05 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 

6.55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Life 

With Boys. 7.30 Prank Patrol. 8.00 News On 3. 

8.05 Good Game: SP. 8.30 Bushwhacked! 9.00 

Close. 


6.00 Rage. 10.30 Rage. (PG) 11.30 7.30 

Victoria. (R, CC) 12.00 Australian Story. 

(R, CC) 12.30 Catalyst: On The Road. (R, 

CC) 1.00 At The Movies. (R, CC) 1.30 

Movie: The 7th Voyage Of Sinbad. (1958) 

(PG, R, CC) 3.00 Movie: Guess Who’s 

Coming To Dinner. (1967) (PG, R, CC) 

4.55 Midsomer Murders. (PG, R, CC) 

6.30 Gardening Australia. (R, CC) 

7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 The Paradise. During the Victorian 

era, a young woman begins working 

in the ladies wear department of a 

high-class British department store. 

Unable to hide her secret any 

longer, Denise’s career hangs in the 

balance. A determined Moray 

commits to a life-changing decision. 

Jonas resorts to blackmail. (PG, CC) 

8.30 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud 

meets a couple who have decided to 

make a disused silver-mine engine 

house, in Cornwall, their home. (R, CC) 

9.20 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. 

(Mad, CC) 

10.15 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. 

(PG, R, CC) 

10.45 Laid. (Mls, R, CC) 11.15 Rage. 

(MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Rage. (PG) 

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning 

Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00 

Movie: Out Of The Shadows. (1988) (Mv, 

R) 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 The Zoo. 

(CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 

News At 4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 

(CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 

Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC) 

6.30 Today Tonight. (CC) 

Albury: News. (CC) 

7.00 Home And Away. Brax warns Jamie 

to stay away from Casey. (PGav, CC) 

7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Join 

Graham for a visit to Norfolk Island, 

home of a unique species of tree. 

Fast Ed prepares triple chocolate 

cheesecake. (CC) 

9.00 Movie: The Adjustment Bureau. 

(2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, 

Michael Kelly. An aspiring US 

senator is given a glimpse of his 

possible fate and must defy a 

mysterious group of strangers in 

order to secure a future with the 

woman he loves. (Mls, CC) 

11.25 Law & Order: LA. (Mv, R, CC) 

12.25 Movie: Somewhere. (2010) (Mlns) 

2.30 Home Shopping. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Weekend 

Sunrise. (CC) 10.00 The Morning Show: 

Weekend. (PG, CC) 12.00 Horse Racing. 

Super Saturday at Flemington. Featuring 

two Group 1 races, the $1,000,000 

Australian Cup (2000m) and $1,000,000 

Newmarket Handicap (1200m). From 

Flemington Racecourse, Melbourne. 

Hosted by Bruce McAvaney, Richard 

Freedman and Simon Marshall. 5.00 

Destination Ski. (R) 5.30 Peter Mitchell’s 

Melbourne: Our Life And Times. (CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 

6.30 Movie: Indiana Jones And The 

Last Crusade. (1989) Harrison 

Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm 

Elliott, River Phoenix. Archaeologist 

Indiana Jones tries to locate his 

missing father, who was on a lifelong 

quest to find the legendary Holy 

Grail. (PGv, R, CC) 

9.10 Movie: I Am Number Four. (2011) 

Alex Pettyfer. (Mhv, CC) 

11.25 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 

12.25 Movie: The Operator. (2000) 

Michael Laurence, Jacqueline Kim, 

Lilas Edwards. (Mvs, R, CC) 


5.00 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 

6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC) 

11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen 

DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The 

View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. 

(PG, CC) 3.00 News Now. (CC) 4.00 Alive 

And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 

5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 

6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC) 

7.00 The Block: All Stars Unlocked. 

Hosted by Scott Cam. (PG, CC) 

7.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PGs, R, 

CC) 


CC) 

8.30 Movie: Killers. (2010) Katherine 

Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Tom Selleck. 

A newlywed couple find themselves 

in trouble when they discover their 

neighbours have been contracted to 

kill them. (Mlsv, CC) 

10.35 Movie: The Taking Of Pelham 123. 

(2009) Denzel Washington. 

(AV15+lv, R, CC) 

12.45 The WIN News Hour Late Edition. (R, 

CC) 1.45 Rugby League. NRL. Round 1. 

Brisbane Broncos v Manly Sea Eagles. From 

Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. Commentary 

from Ray Warren. (R) 4.15 WIN Presents. 

(R) 4.30 GMA. (CC) 

6.00 Bubble Guppies. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R, 

CC) 7.00 Weekend Today: Saturday. (CC) 

10.00 Mornings: Saturday. (PG, CC) 12.00 

The Bottom Line Icon Series. (PG) 12.30 

Fishing Australia. (R, CC) 1.00 Status Quo. 

(PG) 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 

(PG, R, CC) 3.00 Movie: Grumpy Old Men. 

(1993) (PGsl, R, CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 

5.30 Getaway. (PG, CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 

6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos. 

(PG, CC) 

7.30 Movie: Cloudy With A Chance Of 

Meatballs. (2009) Voices of Anna 

Faris, Bill Hader. An inventor and a 

weather girl attempt to discover why 

food falls from the sky instead of 

rain. (G, R, CC) 

9.25 Movie: The Switch. (2010) Jennifer 

Aniston, Jason Bateman, Jeff 

Goldblum. A man comes to the 

realisation he was the sperm donor 

for his best friend’s son. (Man, CC) 

11.30 Movie: 10. (1979) (Msl, R) 

1.50 Movie: Memoirs Of A Survivor. (1981) 

(Msva, R) 4.00 Danoz. (R) 4.30 The Fresh 

Prince Of Bel Air. (PG, R) 5.00 Gilligan’s 

Island. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush 

Kangaroo. (R) 

6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00 

Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight. 

(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The 

Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00 

Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday 

Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R, CC) 

10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 10.30 

Huey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 Bondi Vet. 

(PGa, R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mad, CC) 

1.00 The Doctors. (PGm, CC) 2.00 Ready 

Steady Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. 

(PG, CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 

4.00 Once Upon A Dream. (C, R, CC) 4.30 

The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 

News At Five. (CC) 

6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 

6.30 The Project. (CC) 

7.30 American Idol. Hosted by Ryan 

Seacrest. (PG, CC) 

9.30 The Living Room. (PG, CC) 

10.30 Late News. (CC) 

11.15 The Project. Join Charlie Pickering, 

Carrie Bickmore and Dave Hughes 

for a look at the day’s news, events 

and hot topics. (R, CC) 

12.15 David Letterman. (PG) 

1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R) 

3.00 Home Shopping. (PG) 

6.00 Port City. (R) 7.00 Me And My 

Monsters. (C, R, CC) 7.30 The Elephant 

Princess. (C, R, CC) 8.00 H2O: Just Add 

Water. (C, R, CC) 8.30 Totally Wild. (C, R, 

CC) 9.00 Scope. (C, R, CC) 9.30 Good 

Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 10.00 Summer 

Hits. (PGalsdv, CC) 12.00 Radar. (PG, CC) 

12.30 The Living Room. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 

Movie: Custody. (2007) (PGl, R) 3.30 

What’s Up Down Under. (Final) 4.00 

Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 

(R) 4.30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors. 

(CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 

6.00 The Simpsons. (PGd, R, CC) 

6.30 David Attenborough’s Africa. (CC) 

7.30 Bondi Vet. (PG, CC) 

8.30 American Idol. In the wake of the 

latest round of performances, celebrity 

judges Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson, 

Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj, reveal 

which 10 hopefuls have made it 

through to the next stage of the 

competition. (PG, CC) 

10.00 To Be Advised. 

11.00 Can Of Worms. (M, R, CC) 

12.00 48 Hours. (Ma) 



4.00 Religious Programs. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide 

To Australia. (R, CC) 1.30 One Born Every 

Minute. (UK) (Mal, R, CC) 2.30 Everyone 

Loves A Wedding. (R, CC) 3.00 France 24 

International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera 

News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 

PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Global Village. 

(France) (R, CC) 

6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland: 

Scotland In Miniature – The Isle 

Of Arran. (CC) 

6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 

7.30 Monty Halls’ Great Irish Escape. 

(UK) Monty Halls goes back to his 

marine biologist roots as he studies 

whales and dolphins off the west 

coast of Ireland. (PG, CC) 

8.35 The Dust Bowl: Dust To Eat. (US) 

Part 2 of 4. Director Ken Burns 

continues to chronicle one of the 

worst ecological disasters in US 

history. (PGa, CC) 

9.35 As It Happened: Dig World War II. 

(UK) Part 4 of 4. (PG, CC) 


11.00 Movie: Lol. (2008) (France) (Mdls, 

R) 

12.55 Kurt Wallander. (Sweden) (Mdls, R) 

2.40 WorldWatch. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Gerhard Richter: 

Painting. (Germany) (PG) 2.45 

Quadrophenia: Can You See The Real Me? 

(UK) 3.55 The Beauty Of Books. (UK) (PG, 

R) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Who Do 

You Think You Are? (UK) (PG, R, CC) 


7.30 Salvage Hunters. (UK) (CC) 

8.30 Prisoners Of War. (Israel) Nimrod 

sets out to investigate the phone 

number his captors gave him. 

However, as his mood grows 

increasingly violent and his 

relationship with Talia hits an all-time 

low, he realises he may need 

professional help. A troubled Yael is 

unsure whether to go through with 

her plans to sell the house. (Mal, 

CC) 

9.30 Movie: Harry Brown. (2009) (UK) 

Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, 

David Bradley. (AV15+dlsv, CC) 

11.30 Movie: 99 Francs. (2007) (France) 

Jean Dujardin, Vahina Giocante, 

Jocelyn Quivrin. (AV15+asvd, R) 

1.15 South Park. (US) (Mas, R, CC) 1.45 

South Park. (US) (Md, R, CC) 2.15 South 

Park. (US) (Final) (Ma, R, CC) 2.45 

WorldWatch. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.50 Chuggington. 

3.00 SamSam. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s 

Star. 3.30 Mister Maker. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 


And Friends. 4.30 The Country Mouse And The 

City Mouse Adventures. 4.55 Pingu. 5.00 Peppa 

Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 

5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 

6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr Moon. 6.30 In 

The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 

The True Story. 8.15 Good Game: Pocket Edition. 

8.30 My Tattoo Addiction. 9.15 Alan Partridge’s 

Mid-Morning Matters. 9.30 Movie: Teen Wolf. 

(1985) 11.00 Red Dwarf. 11.30 Red Dwarf. 11.55 

Red Dwarf. 12.25 Red Dwarf. 12.55 Red Dwarf. 

1.25 Horne And Corden. 1.55 News Update. 2.00 

Close. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 

7.30 It’s Academic. 8.00 Toybox. 8.30 Designing 

Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And 

Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of 

The Class. 11.00 Martha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To 

Hart. 1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Beach Blanket 

Bingo. (1965) 4.00 Movie: I’ll Take Sweden. 

(1965) 6.00 Gardeners’ World. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 

7.30 Doc Martin. Martin and Louisa almost 

succeed in having a disaster-free date when they 

attend an outdoor concert together. 

8.30 Escape To The Country. 

9.30 Cowboy Builders. 

10.30 60 Minute Makeover. 

11.30 Movie: Up The MacGregors. (1967) 1.30 

Movie: I’ll Take Sweden. (1965) 3.30 Designing 

Women. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Home Shopping. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Saturday Disney. 9.00 

Shake It Up. 9.30 Wizards Of Waverly Place. 10.00 

Home Shopping. 11.00 Live Healthy, Be Happy. 

11.30 Great South East. 12.00 Creek To Coast. 

12.30 Queensland Weekender. 1.00 Sydney 

Weekender. 1.30 Jesus Christ Superstar Arena 

Spectacular. 2.00 Movie: Pepe. (1960) 5.00 Horse 

Racing. Super Saturday at Flemington. Featuring 

two Group 1 races, the $1,000,000 Australian Cup 

(2000m) and $1,000,000 Newmarket Handicap 

(1200m). From Flemington Racecourse, Melbourne. 

5.30 Must See Places Of The World. 6.30 

Ballykissangel. 7.30 Heartbeat. 

8.40 Taggart. 

10.50 60 Minute Makeover. 

11.50 McCallum. 2.00 Must See Places Of The 

World. 3.00 Movie: Vigil In The Night. (1940) 5.00 

Home Shopping. 

6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Magical Tales. 7.30 

Pyramid. 8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 

The Looney Tunes Show. 9.00 Monsuno. 9.30 

Monsuno. 10.00 Power Rangers Samurai. 10.30 

Winx Club. 11.00 Survivor: Caramoan. 12.00 

TMZ. 12.30 Extra. 1.00 Bachelor Pad. 3.30 Power 

Rangers Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. 4.05 

Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 The Looney Tunes 

Show. 5.00 The Block: All Stars. 6.00 Movie: 

Uptown Girls. (2003) 

8.00 Movie: A Cinderella Story. (2004) Hilary 

Duff, Jennifer Coolidge, Chad Michael Murray. 

A teenager regularly exploited by her cruel 

stepmother does her best to attend her highschool 

prom. 

10.00 Movie: Sex And The City 2. (2010) 

1.00 Conan. 2.00 Bachelor Pad. 4.30 Flash & 

Dash. 5.00 Flash & Dash. 5.30 Tamagotchi! 

7.00 Kids’ WB Saturday. 7.05 Chowder. 7.30 

Dogstar. 8.00 Pixel Pinkie. 8.30 Scooby-Doo! 

Mystery Incorporated. 9.00 The Looney Tunes 

Show. 9.30 Generator Rex. 10.00 Young Justice: 

Invasion. 10.30 Ben 10: Omniverse. 11.00 Lockie 

Leonard. 11.30 Stormworld. 12.00 A Gurls Wurld. 

12.30 Winx Club. 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 

2.00 The Block: All Stars. 3.00 The Block: All 

Stars. 4.30 The Block: All Stars. 5.30 Survivor: 

Caramoan. 6.30 Movie: The Family Man. (2000) 

An affluent bachelor wakes up one morning to 

find that he is married with children and living in 

the suburbs. 


12.00 Conan. 1.00 TMZ. 1.30 Survivor: 

Caramoan. 2.30 MAD. 3.00 Sun, Sex And 

Suspicious Parents. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 Flash & 

Dash. 5.10 Flash & Dash. 5.30 Tamagotchi! 

6.00 Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. First round. 

10.00 Omnisport. 10.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR 

Nationwide Series. Race 2. Dollar General 200. 

Highlights. 11.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint 

Cup. Race 2. Subway Fresh Fit 500. Highlights. 

12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 Python Hunters. 2.00 

Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear Factor. 3.30 Get 

Smart. 4.00 Cops. 4.30 Fishing Addiction. 

5.00 iFish. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get 

Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30 World’s Toughest Fixes. 

Engineering enthusiast Sean Riley joins a team 

of experts as they build a new power plant on 

a giant oil rig. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 9.30 

Basketball. NBL. Round 22. Perth Wildcats v 

Sydney Kings. 11.30 Fast Forward: Funniest 

Send-Ups. 12.30 Black Gold. 1.30 Fear Factor. 

2.30 Omnisport. 3.00 Liverpool TV. 

6.00 Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. Second round. 

10.00 Omnisport. 10.30 M7 Multisport. 11.00 

Sport Science. 12.00 The Animal Extractors. 1.00 

The Animal Extractors. 2.00 Master Of Disaster. 

3.00 Sport Science. 4.00 The WWE Experience. 

5.00 Everest: Beyond The Limit. 6.00 Get Smart. 

6.30 Monster Jam. 7.30 M*A*S*H. 8.00 M*A*S*H. 

8.30 Movie: Alien. (1979) Sigourney Weaver, 

Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean 

Stanton. The crew of a mining ship, returning to 

Earth, answers an SOS from an apparently dead 

planet and are terrorised by a violent creature. 

10.55 48 Hours. 11.55 The Animal Extractors. 

12.55 The Animal Extractors. 1.55 Mafia’s 

Greatest Hits. 3.05 iFish. 3.35 Omnisport. 4.00 

Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. Third round. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35 

Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian 

News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 

10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 

11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News. 

12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 

German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino 

News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 

Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi 

News. 

6.00 Globe Trekker. 

6.40 Sarah Wiener In The Alps. 

7.30 UEFA Europa League Highlights. 

8.35 Extreme Frontiers: Canada. 

9.30 Movie: Raavan. (2010) 

11.55 Movie: 13. (2006) 

2.00 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 

WeatherWatch And Music. 










News. 

6.00 Delicious Iceland. 

6.30 A Bite Of China. 

7.30 New York. 

9.00 Inspector Montalbano. 

11.05 Movie: Black Butterfly. (2006) 

1.10 Movie: The Stone Council. (2006) 3.00 

WeatherWatch. 5.05 Korean News. 5.40 

Japanese News. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 The Aquabats 

Super Show! 9.50 Canimals. 10.00 Chop Socky 

Chooks. 10.20 Kaeloo. 10.30 Iron Man: Armored 

Adventures. 10.55 Sadie J. 11.25 Life With Boys. 

11.45 Prank Patrol. 1.55 CJ The DJ. 2.05 GASP! 

2.20 Erky Perky. 2.35 Don’t Blame The Koalas. 

3.00 Lockie Leonard. 3.35 Stoked. 4.00 The 

Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 4.15 Jibber Jabber. 

4.35 Steam Punks! 5.00 Young Dracula. 5.30 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 5.55 Deadly 60. 

6.25 Prank Patrol. 6.50 The Aquabats Super 

Show! 7.10 Kaeloo. 7.20 Good Game: SP. 7.45 

News On 3. 7.50 You’re Skitting Me. 8.15 Fruits 

Basket. 8.40 Voltron: Defender Of The Universe. 

9.00 Close. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Fish Hooks. 7.30 Pair 

Of Kings. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy Manny. 

9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00 Homicide: Life 

On The Street. 1.00 FlashForward. 2.00 Bullrun. 

3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00 

Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 

Pimp My Ride. 6.30 Breaking The Magician’s 

Code: Magic’s Secrets Revealed. 

7.30 Movie: King Ralph. (1991) 

9.30 Movie: The Heartbreak Kid. (2007) 

12.00 Blokesworld. 12.30 Unsolved Mysteries. 

1.30 V.I.P. 2.30 Dream Car Garage. 3.00 Dream 

Car Garage. 3.30 Pimp My Ride. 4.00 Pimp My 

Ride. 4.30 Motor Mate. 

6.00 Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. 7.00 

Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer. 8.00 Home 

Shopping. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 Greatest 

Ever. 12.00 Ultimate Spider-Man. 12.30 V8 

Xtra. 1.00 Motor Racing. V8 Supercars C’ship 

Series. Dunlop Series, Carrera Cup and V8 

Utes. From the Adelaide Street Circuit. 3.30 

Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure. 4.30 

Shockwave. 5.30 Monster Nation. 6.30 Cities Of 

The Underworld. 7.30 Mighty Structures. 8.30 Big 

Australia. 9.30 Movie: Snatch. (2000) 11.30 Out 

Of The Wreckage: Plane Crash Survivors. 12.30 

Unsolved Mysteries. 1.30 Treasure Divers. 2.30 

Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure. 3.30 

Mike Hammer. 5.30 Home Shopping. 

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 TV Shop: 

Home Shopping. 8.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive. 

9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And 

Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00 

Movie: It Always Rains On Sunday. (1947) 2.00 

My Crazy Obsession. 2.30 My Crazy Obsession. 

3.00 Alive And Cooking. 3.30 Jo Frost: Extreme 

Parental Guidance. 4.30 Extreme Makeover: 

Weight Loss Edition. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres 

Show. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 

Rugby League. NRL. Round 1. Brisbane Broncos v 

Manly Sea Eagles. 10.00 Movie: Heartbreak Ridge. 

(1986) 12.35 Friends. 1.00 Movie: All Neat In Black 

Stockings. (1969) 3.00 Movie: The Passionate 

Stranger. (1957) 5.00 To Be Advised. 

6.00 Movie: It Always Rains On Sunday. (1947) 

8.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 Movie: No 

Limit. (1935) 11.15 Movie: Where No Vultures Fly. 

(1951) 1.30 Postcards. 2.00 Movie: The Crimson 

Pirate. (1952) 4.10 Movie: Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. 

(1958) 6.30 Secret Dealers. 

7.30 Antiques Roadshow. 

8.30 CSI: NY. Mac investigates after a murderous 

cyber criminal targets healthcare professionals. 

9.30 CSI: Miami. 

10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 

11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 Movie: Alvin Purple. 

(1973) 2.20 Movie: The Ghost Of St Michael’s. 

(1941) 3.55 Movie: Home At Seven. (1952) 5.30 

Adventures In Rainbow Country. 

6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Frasier. 9.30 Old School 

Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love 

Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star 

Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 

4.00 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 

5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 

Frasier. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves 

Raymond. 

7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 

8.00 Becker. 

8.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 

9.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 

11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00 

omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love 

Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th Heaven. 

6.00 Toasted TV. 7.00 The Brady Bunch. 7.30 

The King Of Queens. 8.00 Infomercials. 9.00 The 

Range Country Music TV. 11.30 Happy Days. 

12.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 1.00 Star 

Trek: Deep Space Nine. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep 

Space Nine. 3.00 Becker. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The 

King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy 

Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 

Becker. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 

7.30 MasterChef: The Professionals. 

10.30 The Graham Norton Show. 

11.30 Summer Hits. 1.30 Family Ties. 2.00 

Becker. 2.30 Raymond. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 

Sabrina. 4.00 Becker. 4.30 The King Of Queens. 

5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 Raymond. 

6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today. 

10.00 ABC News Mornings. 12.00 Midday 

Report. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. 1.00 

News. 2.00 Midday Report. 2.30 State To State. 

3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.05 Capital Hill. 5.30 News. 

6.00 The Drum. 6.45 ABC Open. 7.00 News. 

7.30 Planet America. 8.00 News Exchange. 8.30 

One Plus One. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The Drum. 

10.45 ABC Open. 11.00 News. 11.30 Big Ideas. 

12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 BBC Impact. 

1.30 7.30 WA. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 

BBC World News. 3.30 7.30 ACT. 4.00 BBC 

World News. 4.30 BBC Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al 

Jazeera Newshour. 

6.00 7.30 NSW. 6.30 One Plus One. 7.00 News. 

7.30 The World This Week. 8.00 Weekend 

Breakfast. 11.30 State To State. 12.00 News. 

12.45 The Quarters. 1.00 National Press Club 

Address. 2.00 News. 2.30 Big Ideas. 3.00 News. 

3.30 The World This Week. 4.00 News. 4.30 

Catalyst. 5.00 News. 5.30 One Plus One. 6.00 

News. 6.30 Foreign Correspondent. 7.00 News. 

7.30 State To State. 8.00 Four Corners. 8.45 Big 

Ideas Sampler. 9.00 News. 9.30 WA Votes. 1.30 

7.30 Queensland. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 

3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 7.30 NT. 4.00 The 

World This Week. 4.30 One Plus One. 5.00 Al 

Jazeera Newshour.

SuNdAY MARCh 10 

MoNdAY MARCh 11 


6.00 Rage. 6.30 Children’s Programs. 9.00 

Insiders. (CC) 10.00 Inside Business. (CC) 

10.30 Offsiders. (CC) 11.00 Asia Pacific 

Focus. (R, CC) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (R, 

CC) 12.00 Landline. (CC) 1.00 Travel Oz. (R, 

CC) 1.30 World Café Asia. (R, CC) 2.00 How 

The Earth Was Made. (R, CC) 3.00 The 

Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries. 

(R, CC) 3.30 Basketball. WNBL. Grand Final. 

6.00 Dig 1940: Battle Of Britain. (PG, CC) 

6.30 Compass. (CC) 

7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 David Attenborough’s Galapagos: 

Origin. (CC) 

8.20 The Making Of David 

Attenborough’s Galapagos. (CC) 

8.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, CC) 

10.00 Rev. (PG, CC) 

10.30 Shakespeare Uncovered: Richard II 

Presented By Derek Jacobi. (Mv, CC) 

11.25 Art Of Russia: Smashing The 

Mould. (PG, R, CC) 

12.20 Movie: The Front Page. (1974) (Mv, 

R, CC) 2.00 Movie: The Bachelor And The 

Bobby-Soxer. (1947) (B&W, G, R, CC) 

3.35 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv, R) 4.05 The 

New Inventors. (R, CC) 4.35 Art Nation. 

(R, CC) 5.05 Gardening Australia. (R, CC) 

5.30 Catalyst. (R, CC) 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Gaspard And 

Lisa. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10 

Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots. 

2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.50 

Chuggington. 3.00 SamSam. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 

3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Mister Maker. 3.55 Igam 

Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.15 Five Minutes More. 

4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30 The Country Mouse 

And The City Mouse Adventures. 4.50 Pingu. 

5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 

5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas 

In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr 

Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks 

And Specks. 7.35 The Hoarder Next Door. 8.30 

Great Ormond Street. 9.30 Best Of Sunday Best. 

11.20 Meet The Young Americans. 12.15 Hell On 

Wheels. 12.55 The Tudors. 1.45 Three Hungry 

Boys. 2.10 News Update. 2.15 Close. 



6.00 Children’s Programs. 8.35 Almost Naked 

Animals. 8.50 Detentionaire. 9.10 Dani’s House. 

9.40 Sadie J. 10.10 Roy. 10.40 The Slammer. 

11.10 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 11.35 Good Game: SP. 

12.00 Move It Mobstyle. 12.30 Rush TV. 12.55 

Sweat. 1.20 Sumo Mouse. 1.45 I Got A Rocket. 

2.00 Pixel Pinkie. 2.15 Mortified. 2.40 Blue Water 

High. 3.10 Double Trouble. 3.35 Round The Twist. 

4.00 Jibber Jabber. 4.25 The Jungle Book. 4.50 

Shaun The Sheep. 5.00 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 5.25 

Steam Punks! 5.55 Survive This. 6.15 Grizzly 

Tales For Gruesome Kids. 6.30 Horrible Histories. 

7.00 Wolverine And The X-Men. 7.25 Tower Prep. 

8.10 News On 3. 8.15 The Killian Curse. 8.35 

Good Game: SP. 9.00 Close. 



Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Backyard 

Science. (R, CC) 10.25 Science Clips. (R, 

CC) 10.35 Inside Science. (PG, R, CC) 10.50 

I Maths. (R, CC) 11.00 Landline. (R, CC) 

12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 David 

Attenborough’s Galapagos. (R, CC) 1.20 The 

Making Of David Attenborough’s Galapagos. 

(R, CC) 1.30 Meerkat Manor. (R, CC) 2.00 

Waterloo Road. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 Children’s 

Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, CC) 5.30 

News: Early Edition. (CC) 


7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 7.30. (CC) 

8.00 Australian Story. (CC) 

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative 

journalism program. (CC) 

9.20 Media Watch. Hosted by Jonathan 

Holmes. (CC) 

9.35 Q&A. (CC) 


11.10 The Business. (R, CC) 

11.35 Five Daughters. (Mdlv, R, CC) 

12.30 Movie: Sudden Fear. (1952) (B&W, 

PG, R, CC) 2.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv, R) 

3.10 Grand Designs. (R, CC) 4.00 Movie: 

The Mark Of Zorro. (1920) (B&W, PG, R) 

5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 

6.00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge. 6.30 

Home Shopping. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 

(CC) 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. 

(PG, CC) 11.00 Possum’s Club. 11.30 10 

Years Younger. (PG, R) 12.00 Movie: Big 

Fat Liar. (2002) (G, R) 2.00 Movie: 

Leatherheads. (2008) (PGlv, R) 4.30 Live 

Healthy, Be Happy. (CC) 5.00 Jesus Christ 

Superstar Arena Spectacular. (CC) 5.30 

Coxy’s Big Break. (CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 

6.30 Sunday Night. (CC) 

7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front 

Line. (PG, CC) 

8.00 The Force: Behind The Line. 

Hosted by Simon Reeve. (PG, CC) 

8.40 Downton Abbey. Daisy becomes 

jealous after the new maid manages 

to attract more than her fair share of 

attention from her fellow servants. 

Despite her failures, Isobel remains 

determined to find a way to help a 

desperate Ethel. (M, CC) 

9.45 Castle. (M, CC) 

10.40 Castle. (M, R, CC) 

11.40 Law & Order: LA. (M, R, CC) 


5.30 Early News. (CC) 


Show. (PG, CC) 11.00 Moomba Street 

Parade. (CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 

Movie: Jane Austen’s Northanger Abbey. 

(2007) (PGas, R, CC) 2.30 Dr Oz. (PG, 

CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 


(CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 




7.00 Home And Away. (PGav, CC) 

7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC) 

8.45 Revenge. The ties which bind 

Victoria and Conrad are tested as 

they prepare to reaffirm their 

commitment to one another. Emily 

and Amanda struggle to keep their 

pasts a secret. (M, CC) 

9.45 How I Met Your Mother. 

(PG, CC) 

10.15 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, CC) 

10.45 Private Practice. (MA15+a, CC) 

11.45 Happy Endings. (PGs, CC) 

12.15 Last Chance Learners. (PG, R, 

CC) 



6.00 Bubble Guppies. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R, 

CC) 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 10.00 

Wide World Of Sports. Series return. (CC) 

11.00 Athletics. Australian Tour. Sydney 

Track Classic. Highlights. From Sydney 

Olympic Park Athletic Centre. Hosted by 

Tim Sheridan and Melinda Gainsford- 

Taylor. 12.00 Movie: Hotel Paradiso. (1966) 

(PGs, R, CC) 2.00 Movie: Goodbye, Mr 

Chips. (1969) (G, R) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 

Customs. (PG, R, CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 

6.30 The Block: All Stars. (PG, CC) 

7.30 60 Minutes. (CC) 

8.30 The Mentalist. Jane and the team 

find themselves with no shortage of 

suspects after the remains of what 

are presumed to be a wealthy 

heiress are discovered in the living 

room of her mansion. (M, CC) 

9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 

(Mav, CC) 

10.30 CSI: Miami. (Mv, R, CC) 

11.30 The Block: All Stars. (PG, R, CC) 

12.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 1. 

Melbourne Storm v St George Illawarra 

Dragons. From AAMI Park, Melbourne. 

2.30 20/20. (CC) 3.30 Danoz. 4.00 GMA. 

(CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC) 











CC) 

8.45 The Big Bang Theory. Having been 

tasked with promoting scientific 

careers for women, Sheldon and 

Leonard agree to give a speech at 

Howard’s old school. Penny, 

Bernadette and Amy play hooky 

from work in order to visit 

Disneyland. (PG, CC) 

9.15 Two And A Half Men. 

(Msl, CC) 

9.45 Person Of Interest. (Mv, CC) 

10.45 Footy Classified. (M, CC) 

11.40 Extra. (CC) 

12.10 The WIN News Hour Late Edition. 

(R, CC) 1.10 The Block: All Stars. (PG, R, 

CC) 2.20 WIN Presents. (R) 2.30 Extra. (R, 

CC) 3.00 Danoz. (R) 3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 

News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC) 

6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 6.30 Hillsong. 

7.00 Totally Wild. (C, R, CC) 7.30 Totally 

Wild. (C, R, CC) 8.00 Call Of The Whale. 

(R) 9.00 Coffee Culture. (R) 10.00 The Bolt 

Report. (CC) 10.30 Meet The Press. (CC) 


The Doctors. (PGm, CC) 1.00 Basketball. 

NBL. Round 22. Melbourne Tigers v New 

Zealand Breakers. From Hisense Arena, 

Melbourne. 3.00 Masters Of Chocolate. 

4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine 

Schofield. (R) 4.30 Meet The Press: 

Afternoon Edition. (R, CC) 5.00 News At 

Five. (CC) 

6.00 The Simpsons. (PGv, CC) 

6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PG, CC) 

7.00 Modern Family. (PG, CC) 


(CC) 

8.30 Elementary. (M, CC) 

9.30 The Graham Norton Show. Irish 

comedian Graham Norton chats 

with celebrity guests from around 

the world. (M, CC) 





5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC) 








Huey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals. (R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. 

(PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 2.00 

Ready Steady Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge 

Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. 

(CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 4.30 The 

Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News 

At Five. (CC) 

6.00 The Simpsons. 

(R, CC) 



(CC) 

8.30 Can Of Worms. (M, CC) 

9.30 Hawaii Five-0. (Mv, CC) 


11.15 The Project. (R, CC) 






6.00 WorldWatch. 8.30 PopAsia. 10.30 

FIFA World Cup 2014 Magazine. (CC) 

11.00 UEFA Champions League 

Magazine. (CC) 11.30 Speedweek. (CC) 

1.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 2.30 Sailing. 

Vendée Globe. Highlights. From Les 

Sables-d’Olonne, France. 3.30 My Family 

Feast. (R, CC) 4.05 Anthony Bourdain: No 

Reservations. (US) (PG, R, CC) 5.00 

Cycling Central. (CC) 5.35 Inspector Rex. 

(Austria) (PG, R) 


7.30 Lost Worlds: History Cold Case – 

The Bodies In The Well. (UK) (PG, 

CC) 

8.30 Wonders Of The Solar System: 

Aliens. (UK) Part 5 of 5. With water 

playing a key role in life, Professor 

Brian Cox discovers how the search 

for aliens has focused on locating 

this crucial element elsewhere in the 

solar system. (R, CC) 

9.35 Terry Pratchett: Choosing To Die. 

(UK) (MA15+a, R, CC) 

10.45 Movie: Offset. (2006) (Germany, 

Romania) Alexandra Maria Lara, 

Felix Klare. (Mlv, R) 

12.45 Classic Albums. (UK) (Mdl, R) 1.50 

WorldWatch. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Orchestra 

Seats. (2006) (France) (Ml, R) 2.50 Allons-y 

Alonzo! (France) (PG, R) 3.00 France 24 

International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera 

News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 FIFA 

Futbol Mundial. (UK) (CC) 5.00 PopAsia. 5.30 

Global Village. (France) (R, CC) 

6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland. (CC) 


7.35 MythBusters: Paper Armour. (US) 

(PG, R, CC) 

8.35 Man Vs Wild. (US) Adventurer 

Edward “Bear” Grylls puts his skills 

to the test after he takes two of his 

fans into the Canadian wilderness 

for a life-changing adventure. They 

rappel down a sheer granite rock 

face, build a shelter and learn to 

cook bushman style, as well as 

navigating waterfalls, swamps and 

raging glacial rivers on their way 

back to civilisation. (PG, R, CC) 

9.35 RocKwiz. (PG, R, CC) 


11.00 The World Game. (R) 

12.00 South Park. (US) (Msv, R, CC) 1.00 

South Park. (US) (Msa, R, CC) 1.25 The 

Family UK. (UK) (Ml, R, CC) 2.25 

WorldWatch. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Babar And The 

Adventures Of Badou. 1.30 Gaspard And Lisa. 

1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10 


2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.50 

Chuggington. 3.00 SamSam. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 

3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 

4.05 Bookaboo. 4.15 Five Minutes More. 4.25 

Miffy And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa 

Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 

5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 

6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr Moon. 6.30 In 

The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 

River Monsters. 8.35 Meet The Young Americans. 

9.30 Hell On Wheels. 10.15 Red Dwarf. 10.45 

Great Ormond Street. 11.45 River Monsters. 

12.35 Breaking Bad. 1.20 Haven. 2.00 News 

Update. 2.05 Close. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Naked City. 8.00 

Bless Me Father. 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 Mad 

About You. 10.00 Movie: Conquest Of Cochise. 

(1953) 11.30 The Hook & The Cook. 12.00 

Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of Ireland. 12.30 The Emeril 

Lagasse Show. 1.30 Home And Away Catch- 

Up. 4.00 Movie: Wuthering Heights. (1998) 6.30 

Movie: Blue Crush. (2002) 

8.30 Escape To The Country. 

9.30 60 Minute Makeover. The team visits 

Dibden in Hampshire where Andy is treating his 

wife Sian to a home makeover, hoping to surprise 

her. 

10.30 Homes Under The Hammer. 

12.00 The Shield. 1.00 Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of 

Ireland. 1.30 The Emeril Lagasse Show. 2.30 The 

Bill. 3.30 The Bill. 4.30 The World Around Us. 





Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of The 

Class. 11.00 Martha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To Hart. 

1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: The Eddy Duchin 

Story. (1956) 4.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 6.00 

Gardeners’ World. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 

7.30 Mighty Ships. 

8.30 Waking The Dead. A memory therapist 

causes a disturbed client to recall the abuse 

he suffered at the hands of a paedophile, in an 

orphanage. 

9.40 Criminal Minds. 

10.40 Criminal Minds. 

11.40 The Shield. 12.40 Hart To Hart. 1.40 

Designing Women. 2.10 Martha Stewart. 3.00 

Edward & Mrs Simpson. 4.00 Bill. 5.00 Shopping. 

7.00 Kids’ WB Sunday. 7.05 Chowder. 7.30 

Flapjack. 8.30 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. 

9.00 The Looney Tunes Show. 9.30 Generator Rex. 

10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. 10.30 Ben 

10: Ultimate Alien. 11.00 Power Rangers Samurai. 

11.30 Monsuno. 12.00 Winx Club. 12.30 I Hate 

My Teenage Daughter. 1.00 I Hate My Teenage 

Daughter. 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 2.00 The 

Bachelorette. 4.00 The Hills. 4.30 The Block: All 

Stars. 5.30 The Block: All Stars. 6.30 Suburgatory. 

7.00 The Middle. 

7.30 The Big Bang Theory. 

8.30 Movie: The Tourist. (2010) Johnny Depp. 


11.30 South Park. 12.00 Conan. 1.00 Suburgatory. 

1.30 The Middle. 2.00 The Bachelorette. 

4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 

Tamagotchi! 


Pyramid. 8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 The 

Looney Tunes Show. 9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30 


Winx Club. 11.00 Top Gear USA. 12.00 TMZ. 

12.30 Extra. 1.00 Bachelor Pad. 3.00 Monsuno. 

3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB 

Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 

The Looney Tunes Show. 5.00 The Block: All 

Stars. 6.00 Total Wipeout UK. 7.00 The Big Bang 

Theory. 


8.00 Top Gear. 

9.30 Movie: Faster. (2010) Dwayne Johnson. 

11.30 Two And A Half Men. 12.00 Conan. 1.00 

I Hate My Teenage Daughter. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 

Bachelor Pad. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10 

Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi! 

6.00 Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. Third round. 

Continued. 10.00 Omnisport. 10.30 The 

Animal Extractors. 11.30 Sport Science. 12.30 

Tornado Intercept. 1.30 Barassi: Operation 

Premiership. 4.00 Fishing Addiction. 4.30 Fishing 

Addiction. 5.00 Black Gold. 6.00 Gator 911. 

6.30 Megastructures Breakdown. 7.30 World’s 

Toughest Trucker. 8.30 Movie: Broken Arrow. 

(1996) John Travolta, Christian Slater. An airforce 

officer joins forces with a park ranger to pursue 

a fellow pilot who has stolen nuclear weapons 

from their stealth bomber. 10.40 LA Hard Hats. 

11.40 Law & Order: SVU. 12.40 Sport Science. 

1.40 Omnisport. 2.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR 

Nationwide Series. Race 2. Dollar General 200. 

Highlights. 3.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint 

Cup. Race 2. Subway Fresh Fit 500. Highlights. 

4.00 Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. Final round. 

6.00 Golf. WGC-Cadillac C’ship. Final round. 

Continued. 10.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint 

Cup. Race 3. Kobalt Tools 400. 1.30 Omnisport. 

2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear Factor. 3.30 

Megastructures Breakdown. 4.30 Meteorite Men. 

5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 

Cops. 7.30 Python Hunters. Hoping to put a dent 

in the invasive snake population, the guys are 

determined to track down the legendary breeding 

“machine”, Mother Burm. 8.30 Movie: Nacho 

Libre. (2006) Jack Black, Ana de la Reguera, 

Héctor Jiménez. A monk follows his dreams and 

moonlights as a Mexican wrestler. 10.30 Super 

Rugby Extra Time. 11.35 Fast Forward: Funniest 

Send-Ups. 12.35 Monster Jam. 1.35 Fear 

Factor. 2.35 M*A*S*H. 3.05 Deconstruction. 3.35 

Omnisport. 4.00 Geelong Multi Sport Festival. 

5.00 Pro Bull Riding. World Series. Replay. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Hindi News. 11.30 Arabic 

News. 12.00 Russian News. 12.30 Turkish News. 

1.00 Dutch News. 1.30 Maltese News. 2.00 

Latin American News. 2.30 Portuguese News. 

3.00 Hungarian News. 3.30 Indonesian News. 

3.55 Croatian News. 4.30 Serbian News. 5.05 

Macedonian News. 5.35 Urdu News. 

6.00 Behind The Front Door. 

6.30 The Supersizers Go. 

7.35 Titanic: The Mission. 

8.30 Sex And Sensibility: The Allure Of Art 

Nouveau. 

9.30 SOS. 

10.30 Movie: The Girl By The Lake. (2007) 

12.15 Apocalypse: The Second World War. 1.20 

WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch 

And Music. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 

Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean 

News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong 

News. 11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese 

News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 

1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 

Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish 

News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News. 

6.00 China 21. 


7.35 Inspector Rex. 

8.30 Doc Martin France. 

9.30 The World Game. 

10.30 James May’s Toy Stories. 

11.30 Nuclear Meltdown. 

12.25 Tsunami: Search And Rescue. 1.20 

WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch 

And Music. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.35 Rush TV. 

1.00 Pixel Pinkie. 1.30 The Twisted Whiskers 

Show. 1.55 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost Naked 

Animals. 2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.35 

YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00 

Double Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30 

Bindi’s Bootcamp. 4.00 GASP! 4.15 Masha 

And The Bear. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Chop Socky 

Chooks. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored 

Adventures. 6.00 Bugged. 6.05 Star Wars: The 

Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 6.55 Grizzly 

Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Kratt Bros: Be 

The Creature. 7.55 News On 3. 8.05 Wolverine 

And The X-Men. 8.25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life. 

9.00 Close. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 V.I.P. 7.30 V.I.P. 8.30 

Home Shopping. 9.30 Future Earth: Journey To 

The End Of The World. 10.30 Operation Deep 

Sea: Shedding Light In The Darkness. 11.30 

Greatest Ever. 12.30 Watersport. Water Ski River 

endurance races. Southern 80. 1.30 Treasure 

Divers. 2.30 Rory And Paddy’s Great British 

Adventure. 3.30 Verminators. 4.30 Pimp My Ride. 

5.00 Pimp My Ride. 5.30 The Amazing Race. 

6.30 Movie: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. (2010) 

8.45 Movie: American Pie 2. (2001) 10.45 Movie: 

American Pie: The Book Of Love. (2009) 12.45 

Deadliest Warrior. 2.00 Rory And Paddy’s Great 

British Adventure. 3.00 Future Earth: Journey To 

The End Of The World. 4.00 V.I.P. 5.00 V.I.P. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 7.30 

Pair Of Kings. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy 

Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 10.00 NBC Meet The 

Press. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00 V.I.P. 1.00 Australian 

Biker Build Off. 1.30 Motor Mate. 3.20 Motor 

Mate. 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car 

Garage. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 Pimp My Ride. 

6.30 American Dad! 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. 

7.30 Pawn Stars. 8.00 Hollywood Treasure. 

8.30 Pawn Stars. 9.30 American Restoration. 

10.30 Cash Cowboys. 11.30 Bid America! 12.00 

Warehouse 13. 1.00 Movie: Rock Monster. (2008) 


Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Pimp My Ride. 5.30 

Pimp My Ride. 

6.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 6.30 GEM 

Presents. 6.40 Movie: An Elephant Called Slowly. 

(1970) 8.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 

Movie: Brothers In Law. (1957) 12.00 Status Quo. 

1.00 Getaway. 1.30 Gilligan’s Island. 2.00 The 

NRL Sunday Footy Show. 4.00 Rugby League. 

NRL. Round 1. Melbourne Storm v St George 

Illawarra Dragons. From AAMI Park, Melbourne. 

6.00 To Be Advised. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 

7.30 Planet Earth. 

8.30 Movie: Unforgiven. (1992) Clint Eastwood, 

Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman. 

11.10 True CSI: Cold Blood. 12.10 Movie: Hotel 

Paradiso. (1966) 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 

4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Seaway. 

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 TV 

Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Secret Dealers. 



Movie: Elizabeth Of Ladymead. (1948) 2.00 First 

Love, Second Chance. 3.00 Alive And Cooking. 

3.30 Antiques Roadshow. 4.30 Planet Earth. 5.30 

The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 A 

Current Affair. 7.30 Hoarding: Buried Alive. 8.30 

Super Nanny USA. 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies. 

10.30 Extreme Parents. 11.30 Friends. 12.00 

Footy Classified. 1.00 Dangerman. 2.00 TV Shop: 

Home Shopping. 3.30 Selfcare. 4.00 TV Shop: 

Home Shopping. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life 

With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Seaway. 

6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja 

Turtles. 10.00 Infomercials. 10.30 American Idol. 

12.30 American Idol. 1.30 American Idol. 2.30 

Neighbours. 3.00 Neighbours. 3.30 Neighbours. 

4.00 Neighbours. 4.30 Neighbours. 5.00 Merlin. 

6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 

7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.30 The 

Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Movie: She’s Out 

Of My League. (2010) 10.35 The Office. 11.05 

Everybody Loves Raymond. 11.30 Everybody 

Loves Raymond. 12.00 Sabrina. 12.30 Teenage 

Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1.00 Teenage Mutant 

Ninja Turtles. 1.30 Dr Quinn. 2.30 Everybody 

Loves Raymond. 3.00 Dr Quinn. 4.00 Dr Quinn, 

Medicine Woman. 5.00 Ninja Turtles. 

6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Sabrina. 9.30 Old School 

Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love 

Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star Trek: 

Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The 

King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy 

Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 

Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 

7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 

8.00 Raising Hope. 

8.30 Supernatural. 

9.30 American Horror Story. 

10.30 Merlin. 




6.00 7.30 Victoria. 6.30 State To State. 7.00 News. 

7.30 Asia Pacific Focus. 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. 

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.30 

The World This Week. 12.00 News. 12.45 The 

Quarters. 1.00 Big Ideas. 2.00 News. 2.30 Offsiders. 

3.00 News. 3.30 Need To Know. 4.00 News. 4.30 

Planet America. 5.00 News. 5.30 At The Movies. 

6.00 News. 6.30 Australian Story. 7.00 News. 7.30 

The World This Week. 8.00 Insiders. 9.00 News. 

9.30 One Plus One. 10.00 News. 10.30 Big Ideas. 

11.00 Landline. 12.00 Inside Business. 12.30 Planet 

America. 1.00 BBC World News. 1.30 7.30 WA. 2.00 

Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30 

7.30 Tasmania. 4.00 Asia Pacific Focus. 4.30 State 

To State. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 


9.55 ABC Open. 10.00 ABC News Mornings. 

12.00 News. 12.30 Asia Pacific Focus. 1.00 

News. 2.30 One Plus One. 3.00 Afternoon Live. 

5.15 Capital Hill. 5.30 News. 6.00 The Drum. 6.45 

The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30 Grandstand. 8.00 

News. 8.30 The Business. 8.55 ABC Open. 9.00 

The World. 9.35 Q&A. 10.30 News. 11.00 The 

Drum. 11.45 The Quarters. 12.00 News. 12.20 

Lateline. 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30 

Newsline With Jim Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera 

Newshour. 3.00 BBC Global With Jon Sopel. 

3.25 ABC Open. 3.30 The Business. 4.00 BBC 

World News. 4.30 BBC Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al 

Jazeera Newshour.


tuESdAY MARCh 12 

WEdNESdAY MARCh 13 



Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Behind The 

News. (CC) 10.25 Real Chinese. (R, CC) 

10.40 Pyramid. (Final) (R, CC) 10.55 

Australia’s Heritage: National Treasures. 

(R, CC) 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG, CC) 12.00 

Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 Q&A. (R, CC) 

1.30 Compass. (R, CC) 2.00 Parliament 

Question Time. (CC) 3.00 Children’s 

Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, CC) 5.30 

News: Early Edition. (CC) 


7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 7.30. (CC) 

8.00 Foreign Correspondent. 

(CC) 

8.30 New Tricks. (PG, R, CC) 

9.30 At The Movies. (CC) 

10.00 Artscape: Anatomy – Brain. (PG, 

CC) 



11.30 Four Corners. (R, CC) 

12.20 Media Watch. (R, CC) 12.35 

Desperate Romantics. (Ms, R, CC) 1.30 

Parliament Question Time. (CC) 2.30 

Basketball. WNBL. Grand Final. Replay. 

4.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv, R) 5.30 

Eggheads. (R, CC) 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 

Fun With Claude. 2.10 Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 

Fifi And The Flowertots. 2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s 

Home Movies. 2.50 Chuggington. 3.00 SamSam. 

3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 

Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.15 

Five Minutes More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30 

Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 

Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 

Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear. 

6.15 Mr Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 

Spicks And Specks. 7.30 River Monsters. 8.30 

Good Game. 9.00 Please Like Me. 9.30 Unsafe 

Sex In The City. 10.30 Red Dwarf. 11.00 Sexwork 

& Me: Red Light Conversations. 11.55 River 

Monsters. 12.45 Later…With Jools Holland. 1.50 

Sanctuary. 2.30 News Update. 2.35 Close. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.35 Rush TV. 1.00 

Pixel Pinkie. 1.30 The Twisted Whiskers Show. 

1.55 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost Naked Animals. 

2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.35 YooHoo & 

Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00 Double 

Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30 Bindi’s 

Bootcamp. 4.00 GASP! 4.15 The Adventures 

Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Chop Socky 

Chooks. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored 



Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Demons. 7.55 

News On 3. 8.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 

8.25 My Great Big Adventure. 8.50 The 

Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 9.00 Close. 



Business Today. (CC) 10.00 For The 

Juniors. (R, CC) 10.15 Ace Day Jobs. (R, 

CC) 10.20 My Great Big Adventure. (R, 

CC) 10.45 Behind The News Specials. 

(CC) 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG, CC) 12.00 

Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 National Press 

Club Address. (CC) 1.30 At The Movies. 

(R, CC) 2.00 Parliament. (CC) 3.00 

Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, 

CC) 5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC) 


7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 7.30. (CC) 

8.00 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. 

(PG, CC) 

8.30 QI. (PG, CC) 

9.00 The Agony Of Life. (CC) 

9.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (CC) 

9.55 Would I Lie To You? (CC) 



11.30 Bored To Death. (Mdn, R, CC) 

11.55 Durham County. (MA15+dlsv, R, CC) 

12.45 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 

1.45 Compass. (R, CC) 2.15 Rage. 

(MA15+adlhnsv, R) 3.00 Grand Designs. 

(R, CC) 3.50 Movie: Underwater! (1955) 

(B&W, G, R) 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 



Movie: Midwives. (2001) (Ma) 2.00 Dr Oz. 

(PG, CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R, CC) 3.30 

Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 News At 

4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 




7.00 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 

7.30 My Kitchen Rules. 

(PG, CC) 

8.40 Packed To The Rafters. Frankie 

finds herself caught up in the 

heady rush of her new relationship. 

After Duncan offers Rafter 

Electrical a big contract, Dave 

is thrilled but the celebratory 

drinks take an unexpected and 

unpleasant turn for Frankie who is 

forced to rebuff a drunken pass. 

(PG, CC) 

9.40 Parenthood. (PGa, CC) 

10.40 Parenthood. (PGd, CC) 

11.40 Against The Wall. (M) 

12.35 Harry’s Practice. (R, CC) 





Movie: Mystery Woman: Vision Of A 

Murder. (2005) (Mv, R) 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, 

CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R, CC) 3.30 Minute 

To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 

5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 




7.00 Home And Away. 

(PG, CC) 


8.40 Last Resort. The crew is hit with an 

attack by an unknown force unlike 

anything they’ve seen before. As 

confusion and aggression take hold, 

Marcus and Sam can no longer trust 

their own senses even as they race 

to save the submarine and defend 

the island. (M, CC) 

9.40 Last Resort. (M, R, CC) 

10.30 World’s Wildest Police Videos. 

(Mv, CC) 

11.30 I Shouldn’t Be Alive: Ocean 

Disaster. (M, CC) 













CC) 


CC) 

9.00 2 Broke Girls. With a street 

performer’s creepy antics scaring 

away customers, Max and Caroline’s 

efforts to make him relocate lead to 

a potential disaster. (Ms, CC) 

9.30 Movie: Due Date. (2010) Robert 

Downey Jr. In order to return to his 

wife in time for the birth of their 

child, a highly strung father-to-be is 

forced to hitch a ride with an 

aspiring actor. (MA15+dls, CC) 

11.30 Extra. (CC) 

12.00 WIN News Hour. (R, CC) 1.00 The 

Block: All Stars. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Seaway. 

(PG, R) 3.00 Danoz. (R) 3.30 GMA. (CC) 

5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC) 










8.00 Hot Property. In the wake of the 

loss of their aunt, sisters Jeanette 

and Lorraine organise the auction of 

her Randwick property. (PG, CC) 

8.30 Parade’s End. Christopher finds 

himself the target of some vicious 

rumours. A flirtatious Sylvia continues 

her infidelities while at the same time 

defending her husband’s reputation. 

Edith and Vincent formalise their 

relationship. (Msv, CC) 

9.40 Parade’s End. (Mvl, CC) 

10.50 Two And A Half Men. (PGs, R, CC) 

11.15 I Hate My Teenage Daughter. (PG, R) 

11.40 Extra. (CC) 



CC) 2.00 Extra. (R, CC) 2.30 Danoz. (R) 

3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 

Today. (CC) 










(PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors. (PGm, CC) 

2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 

Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad 

Chef. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 4.30 






(CC) 

8.30 NCIS. (Mav, CC) 

9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 

(Mdv, CC) 

















(PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors. (PGm, CC) 

2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 

Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad 

Chef. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C, CC) 4.30 





7.30 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 

8.30 Mr & Mrs Murder. (Ma, CC) 

9.30 The Good Wife. Alicia feels 

conflicted after she is offered a 

partnership at the firm. (M, CC) 








6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Family 

Hero. (2006) (France) (Mln, R) 2.50 I Do 

Air. (UK) (R) 3.00 France 24 International 

News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 

4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 PBS 

NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Global Village. 

(France) (CC) 

6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland: A Walk 

On The Wild Side. (CC) 


7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? 

Michael O’Loughlin. (PG, R, CC) 

8.30 Insight. A group of Aboriginal 

teenagers in Alice Springs speak 

candidly about their lives, dreams, 

frustrations and everything in 

between. Forum program, hosted by 

Jenny Brockie. (CC) 

9.30 Dateline. International current 

affairs, featuring a team of video 

journalists who travel the globe 

providing an intimate view of some 

of the world’s most important stories. 

(CC) 


11.00 Movie: Heaven On Earth. (2008) 

(Canada) Preity Zinta. (Malv, R) 

12.55 Anna Pihl. (Denmark) (Mdl, R) 1.50 

WorldWatch. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 6.30 Soccer. UEFA 

Champions League. Round of 16. Second 

leg. Barcelona v AC Milan. From Camp 

Nou, Barcelona, Spain. 9.05 WorldWatch. 

1.00 Insight. (R, CC) 2.00 Dateline. (R, 

CC) 3.00 France 24 International News. 

(CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The 

Journal. (CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 

5.30 Global Village. (France) (CC) 

6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland: A Bed 

For The Night. (CC) 


7.30 Wildest Arctic: Arctic Ocean – The 

Frozen Sea. (Netherlands) (PG, 

CC) 

8.30 Hostile Environment. (Ireland) Part 

1 of 2. (CC) 

9.30 Inside Japan’s Nuclear Meltdown. 

(US) Documents the crisis inside the 

Fukushima Daiichi nuclear complex 

after a devastating earthquake and 

tsunami struck Japan on March 11, 

2011. (R, CC) 


11.05 Movie: The Architect. (2008) 

(Germany) Josef Bierbichler, 

Sandra Hüller. (Mans, R) 

12.45 Movie: The Bubble. (2006) (Israel) 

(MA15+s, R) 2.50 WorldWatch. 


6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Gaspard And 

Lisa. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10 


2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga 

Tinga Tales. 3.00 Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya 

The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 

Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.15 Five Minutes 

More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 

5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 

5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas 

In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr 

Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks 

And Specks. 7.30 River Monsters. 8.20 Iron Men. 

8.40 The Hoarder Next Door. 9.30 Ross Kemp: 

Extreme World. 10.15 Red Dwarf. 10.45 Teen 

Dad. 11.30 River Monsters. 12.20 Blood, Sweat 

And Luxuries. 1.20 Stop. Rewind. 1.45 News 

Update. 1.50 Close. 






1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: The Competition. 

(1980) 4.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 6.00 


7.30 Highway Patrol. 

8.00 Motorway Patrol. 

8.30 Air Crash Investigations. 

9.30 Movie: The Bank Job. (2008) Jason 

Statham, Saffron Burrows, Stephen Campbell 

Moore. 

11.45 Man Stroke Woman. 12.15 Hart To Hart. 

1.15 Martha Stewart. 2.15 Gardeners’ World. 2.50 

Edward & Mrs Simpson. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Home 

Shopping. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30 

It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing 


Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of 

The Class. 11.00 Martha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To 

Hart. 1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Song Without 

End. (1960) 4.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 6.00 


7.30 Heartbeat. 

8.30 Movie: Pretty Woman. (1990) Richard 

Gere, Julia Roberts, Hector Elizondo, Jason 

Alexander. A ruthless businessman, in need of an 

escort for the evening, gives a prostitute a firsthand 

look at the lives of the mega-rich when he 

hires her to be his companion. 

11.10 Man Stroke Woman. 11.45 The Bill. 12.50 

Hart To Hart. 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Room 

For Improvement. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Shopping. 





Winx Club. 11.00 Top Gear USA. 12.00 TMZ. 


3.30 Power Rangers Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB 

Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 The 

Looney Tunes Show. 5.00 The Block: All Stars. 

6.30 Two And A Half Men. 7.00 The Big Bang 

Theory. 

7.30 Auction Hunters. 

8.30 Movie: Hancock. (2008) Will Smith. 

10.30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. 


I Hate My Teenage Daughter. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 

Bachelor Pad. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10 

Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi! 





Winx Club. 11.00 Auction Hunters. 11.30 Auction 

Hunters. 12.00 TMZ. 12.30 Extra. 1.00 Bachelor 

Pad. 3.00 Monsuno. 3.30 Power Rangers 

Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: 

Ultimate Alien. 4.30 The Looney Tunes Show. 

5.00 The Block: All Stars. 6.00 Total Wipeout UK. 




9.30 Movie: End Of Days. (1999) Arnold 

Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollak. 

12.00 Conan. 1.00 The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. 

1.30 TMZ. 2.00 Bachelor Pad. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 

Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi! 

6.00 Omnisport. 6.30 Ironwoman. Telstra Series. 

Round 5. Replay. 7.30 Sport Science. 8.30 

Liverpool TV. 11.30 The WWE Experience. 

12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 World’s Toughest Fixes. 

2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear Factor. 3.30 Get 

Smart. 4.00 Cops. 4.30 Meteorite Men. 5.30 iFish. 

6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30 

Undercover Boss. 8.30 Cops: Adults Only. 9.00 

Cops: Adults Only. 9.30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of 

Pirates. Ross investigates the growth in piracy on 

the world’s oceans, travelling to some of the planet’s 

notorious trouble spots to discover problems faced 

by potential targets and those trying to protect them. 

10.30 Aussie Millions Poker C’ship. 11.30 Can Of 

Worms. 12.30 Breakout Kings. 1.30 Defying Gravity. 

2.30 Cops: Adults Only. 3.00 Deconstruction. 3.30 

M*A*S*H. 4.00 Omnisport. 4.30 Sport Science. 5.30 

M7 Multisport. 

6.00 Omnisport. 6.30 Ironwoman. Telstra Series. 

Round 6. Replay. 7.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR 

Sprint Cup. Race 3. Kobalt Tools 400. Qualifying. 

8.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 

3. Kobalt Tools 400. Replay. 12.00 Omnisport. 

12.30 World’s Toughest Trucker. 1.30 Gator 911. 

2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Get Smart. 3.00 Super 

Rugby Extra Time. 4.05 Cops. 4.30 Meteorite 

Men. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 

7.00 Cops. 7.30 White Collar. 8.30 Burn Notice. 

9.30 Blue Bloods. 10.30 Aussie Millions Poker 

C’ship. 11.30 Expedition Impossible. 12.30 

Python Hunters. 1.30 Black Gold. 2.30 M*A*S*H. 

3.00 Deconstruction. 3.30 Omnisport. 4.00 Rugby 

Union. Autumn International 2009. England v 

Australia. Replay. 










News. 

6.00 Sophie Grigson In The Orient. 


7.30 Lost Worlds: East To West. 

8.35 As It Happened. 

9.30 Movie: Ajami. (2009) 

11.45 This Is Not A Film. 

1.10 The Last Nazis. 2.15 WeatherWatch 

Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 

Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 

Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 

Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 




News. 



7.30 Insight. 

8.30 The School: Educating Essex. 

9.30 Soccer. UEFA Champions League. Round 

of 16. Second leg. Barcelona v AC Milan. Replay. 

From Camp Nou, Barcelona, Spain. 

11.00 Movie: Il Divo. (2008) 

1.05 Albino United. 2.05 WeatherWatch 



6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.35 Rush TV. 1.00 

Pixel Pinkie. 1.30 The Twisted Whiskers Show. 

1.55 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost Naked Animals. 

2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.35 YooHoo & 

Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00 Double 

Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30 Lockie 

Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.15 The Adventures 

Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis & 

Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored 



Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 You’re Skitting 

Me. 7.35 Mal.com. 7.50 Kaeloo. 7.55 News On 3 

Update. 8.05 The Avengers. 8.30 On The Edge. 

9.00 Close. 

6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 

7.30 Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 

Handy Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 

12.00 Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 Panic 

Mechanics. 1.30 Motor Mate. 3.45 Motor Mate. 

4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 

5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 Pimp My Ride. 6.30 

American Dad! 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. 7.30 

MythBusters. 8.30 Family Guy. 10.00 American 

Dad! 10.30 Family Guy. 11.00 Family Guy. 11.30 

American Dad! 12.00 Blokesworld. 12.30 Campus 

PD. 1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 Homicide: Life On The Street. 

3.00 Panic Mechanics. 3.30 Motor Mate. 4.05 

Dream Car Garage. 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 

5.00 Pimp My Ride. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. 


Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy 

Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00 

Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 Motor Mate. 


Zoom TV. 5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 Pimp My 

Ride. 6.30 American Dad! 7.00 How I Met Your 

Mother. 

7.30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan. 

8.30 Hardcore Pawn. 

9.30 American Pickers. 

11.30 Rude Tube. 12.00 Campus PD. 12.30 30 

Rock. 1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 

Room For Improvement. 4.00 Homicide: Life On 

The Street. 5.00 Pimp My Ride. 

6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 TV Shop: 

Home Shopping. 8.00 First Love, Second Chance. 


Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00 Movie: 

The Angry Silence. (1960) 2.00 Super Nanny USA. 

3.00 Alive And Cooking. 3.30 Extreme Parents. 

4.30 Hoarding: Buried Alive. 5.30 The Ellen 

DeGeneres Show. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 A Current 

Affair. 7.30 Zoo Juniors. 

8.30 The Closer. 

9.30 Rizzoli & Isles. 

10.30 The Mentalist. 

11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 Friends. 1.00 

Dangerman. 2.00 TV Shop: Shopping. 4.00 

Nopalea. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman. 


Shop. 8.00 Gideon’s Way. 9.00 TV Shop: Home 

Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. 11.00 

Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00 Movie: The House 

In Nightmare Park. (1973) 2.00 The Closer. 3.00 

Alive And Cooking. 3.30 How Clean Is Your 

House? 4.00 How Clean Is Your House? 4.30 Zoo 

Juniors. 5.00 Zoo Juniors. 5.30 Ellen DeGeneres. 

6.30 Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 

7.30 Customs. 

8.30 RPA. 

9.30 Cold Case. 

11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 How Clean Is 

Your House? 1.30 Friends. 2.00 TV Shop. 4.00 

Nopalea. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman. 

6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Sabrina. 

9.30 Old School Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 

11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 

2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 

Cheers. 4.00 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family 

Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 

6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody 

Loves Raymond. 7.30 Glee. 

8.30 Fashion Star. 

9.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 

10.10 Californication. 

10.45 Offspring. 




6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 

Sabrina. 9.30 Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 

The Love Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 

Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 

4.00 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 

Happy Days. 5.30 Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 

Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 The Simpsons. 

8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 

9.00 Futurama. 

9.30 The Cleveland Show. 

10.00 Frasier. 

11.00 Cheers. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. 

Tonight. 1.00 omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 

Love Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th 

Heaven. 



12.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. 

1.00 News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.15 

Afternoon Live. 5.15 Capital Hill. 5.30 News. 6.00 

The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30 

Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30 The Business. 

8.55 ABC Open. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The 


7.30. 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 BBC 

Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30 Newsline With Jim 

Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC 

Global With Jon Sopel. 3.25 ABC Open. 3.30 

The Business. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.30 BBC 

Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 



12.00 News. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 












Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera News.

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Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Jung In Europa. 

(R) 10.10 La Mappa Misteriosa. (R, CC) 

10.35 Behind The News. (R, CC) 11.00 Life 

At 3. (R, CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 

12.30 Movie: The Paleface. (1948) (G, R, CC) 

2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00 

Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R, CC) 

5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC) 6.00 Grand 

Designs. (R, CC) 6.55 Clarke & Dawe. (CC) 

7.00 News. (CC) 

7.30 7.30. (CC) 

8.00 Catalyst: On The Road. (CC) 

8.30 Canberra Confidential. As 

Canberra celebrates the centenary 

of its founding, presenter Annabel 

Crabb takes a whimsical look at the 

history of our nation’s capital by 

dishing the dirt on a series of almost 

forgotten scandals. (Mns, CC) 

9.30 The Midwives. (Ml, CC) 



11.35 Seven Ages Of Britain: Age Of 

Revolution. (R, CC) 

12.35 The Clinic. (Mvd, R, CC) 1.30 

Parliament Question Time. (CC) 2.30 

Football. NTFL. Preliminary final. Replay. 

5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 



6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s 

Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga Tinga Tales. 3.00 

Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 

Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 


And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 

5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 

Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 

Little Charley Bear. 6.15 Mr Moon. 6.30 In The 

Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 

River Monsters. 8.35 Shaun Micallef’s MAD 

AS HELL. 9.05 Set List. 9.30 Please Like Me. 

10.00 The Warehouse Comedy Festival. 10.30 

Miniseries: Red Dwarf: Back To Earth. (2009) 

10.55 Unsafe Sex In The City. 11.55 River 

Monsters. 12.45 Party Down. 1.10 The Fabulous 

Beekman Boys. 1.35 Lewis Black’s “Root Of All 

Evil”. 1.55 News Update. 2.00 Close. 



Movie: 919 Fifth Avenue. (2000) (Msav) 

2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R, 

CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 


(CC) 

6.00 News. (CC) 




7.00 Home And Away. 

(PG, CC) 


8.45 Bones. Daisy returns to the team in 

the wake of her break-up with 

Sweets in time for their latest case, 

investigating the discovery of a 

second body found in the “green” 

burial plot of a cancer victim. (M, 

CC) 

9.45 Bones. (M, R, CC) 

10.45 Nazi Hunters: Franz Stangl And 

Gustav Wagner. (Final) (M, CC) 

11.45 Up All Night. (Final) (PG, CC) 

12.15 Last Chance Learners. Hosted by 

Mike Whitney. (PG, R, CC) 



6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30 

It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing 




1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Good Neighbour 

Sam. (1964) 4.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 6.00 


7.30 The Royal. A family day out at the park ends 

in disaster for the Ormerods. 

8.30 Rebus. Rebus becomes obsessed with 

the case of an ex-special forces soldier turned 

schoolteacher, who is accused of shooting two of 

his pupils before turning the gun on himself. 

10.10 Pie In The Sky. 

11.15 Dangerfield. 12.15 The Bill. 1.20 Hart To 

Hart. 2.20 Martha Stewart. 3.20 Gardeners’ 

World. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Home Shopping. 


11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 Ellen DeGeneres 

Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 

2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 3.00 News 

Now. (CC) 4.00 Alive And Cooking. (R, CC) 

4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 


7.00 The Block: All Stars. As the living 

rooms and gardens near 

completion, a wrong measurement 

spells disaster for one team. (PG, 

CC) 

8.00 RBT. A man is pulled over after 

letting loose at the Byron Bay 

Bluesfest with his two friends and 

12-year-old daughter. (PG, CC) 

8.30 The AFL Footy Show. Join hosts 

Garry Lyon and James Brayshaw, 

along with Sam Newman, Billy 

Brownless and Shane Crawford, for 

the latest AFL news and match 

previews. (M, CC) 

10.30 The NRL Footy Show. (M, CC) 



CC) 2.00 The New Adventures Of Old 

Christine. (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Extra. (R, CC) 

3.00 Danoz. (R) 3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 

News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC) 




Monsuno. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai. 

10.30 Winx Club. 11.00 Top Gear USA. 12.00 TMZ. 


3.00 Monsuno. 3.30 Power Rangers. 4.00 Kids’ WB 

Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 The 

Looney Tunes Show. 5.00 The Block: All Stars. 6.00 

Total Wipeout UK. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 

7.30 Survivor: Caramoan. 


9.30 Movie: The Dukes Of Hazzard. (2005) 


The Hard Times Of RJ Berger. 1.30 TMZ. 

2.00 Bachelor Pad. 3.30 Two And A Half Men. 

4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 

Tamagotchi! 








Huey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 Bondi Vet. 

(PG, R, CC) 11.30 Bondi Rescue. (PG, R, 

CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Ma, CC) 1.00 The 

Doctors. (PGs, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady 

Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, 

CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00 

Scope. (C, CC) 4.30 The Bold And The 

Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 



7.30 Jamie’s Fifteen Minute Meals. 

Series return. (CC) 

8.00 Jamie’s Fifteen Minute Meals. (CC) 

8.30 Law & Order: SVU. (Ma, CC) 

9.30 Law & Order: SVU. (Mav, R, CC) 








6.00 First Ascent. 6.30 First Ascent. 7.00 First 

Ascent. 7.30 Geelong Multi Sport Festival. 8.30 

Basketball. NBL. Round 22. Perth Wildcats v 

Sydney Kings. Replay. 10.30 Basketball. NBL. 

Round 22. Melbourne Tigers v New Zealand 

Breakers. 12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 Expedition 

Impossible. 2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear 

Factor. 3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 Cops. 4.30 

Meteorite Men. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 

Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30 Extreme Fishing 

With Robson Green. 8.30 An Idiot Abroad: The 

Bucket List. 9.30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send- 

Ups. 10.30 Aussie Millions Poker C’ship. 11.30 

24. 12.30 24. 1.30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of 

Pirates. 2.30 M*A*S*H. 3.00 Deconstruction. 3.30 

Omnisport. 4.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 22. 

Perth Wildcats v Sydney Kings. Replay. 

6.00 WorldWatch. 6.30 Soccer. UEFA 

Champions League, Round of 16. Second 

leg. Málaga v FC Porto. From La 

Rosaleda, Málaga, Spain. 9.05 

WorldWatch. 1.30 German News. 2.00 

Italian News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.00 

France 24 International News. (CC) 3.30 

Al Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. 

(CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 

Global Village. (France) (CC) 

6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland: From 

Burns To Butlins. (CC) 


7.30 Food Safari. (CC) 

8.00 Gourmet Farmer. Series return. 

(CC) 

8.35 Yotam Ottolenghi’s Mediterranean 

Feasts. (UK) Part 3 of 4. Chef Yotam 

Ottolenghi explores cuisine of the 

Northern Mediterranean. He 

continues his journey in Tunisia, one 

of North Africa’s most popular 

holiday destinations. (CC) 

9.30 24 Hours In Emergency. (UK) (Mal, 

CC) 


11.05 UEFA Champions League Hour. (R) 

12.05 Movie: The Kaifeck Murders. (2009) 

(Germany) (Mhv, R) 1.40 WorldWatch. 










News. 



7.30 Dateline. 

8.30 UEFA Champions League Hour. 

9.30 Movie: The Round Up. (2010) 

11.45 Movie: Mid-August Lunch. (2008) 

1.05 Faces Of America. 2.10 WeatherWatch 



6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs. 12.00 

BTN Extra. 12.20 Backyard Science. 12.35 

Rush TV. 1.00 Pixel Pinkie. 1.30 The Twisted 

Whiskers Show. 1.55 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost 

Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.35 

YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00 

Double Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30 

Lockie Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.15 The Adventures 

Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis & 

Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored 



Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Tower Prep. 7.55 

News On 3. 8.05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 

8.25 Dancing Down Under. 9.00 Close. 


Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy 

Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00 

Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 FlashForward. 

2.00 Classic Racers. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 

Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 

5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.30 American Dad! 7.00 

How I Met Your Mother. 7.30 Turtleman. 

8.00 Gator Boys. 

9.00 Rat B*stards. 

9.30 Swamp People. 

10.30 Operation Repo. 

11.00 Operation Repo. 11.30 Jail. 12.00 D.E.A. 

1.00 30 Rock. 1.30 V.I.P. 2.30 Homicide: Life On 

The Street. 3.30 Dream Car Garage. 4.30 Pimp 

My Ride. 5.30 Home Shopping. 


Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 How Clean Is Your 

House? 8.30 How Clean Is Your House? 9.00 

TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And 


Movie: It’s Great To Be Young! (1956) 2.00 Cold 

Case. 3.00 Alive And Cooking. 3.30 Surfing The 

Menu. 4.00 Surfing The Menu. 4.30 Customs. 

5.00 Customs. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 

6.30 Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Friends. 

8.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 2. Parramatta 

Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs. From ANZ Stadium. 

9.45 Movie: The Art Of War. (2000) 12.15 Friends. 

12.45 Surfing The Menu. 1.45 GEM Presents. 

2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 

4.30 Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Gideon’s Way. 

SEVEN SA 

6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 

Sabrina. 9.30 Old School Neighbours. 10.00 

7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 

Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 

3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The King 

Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 

5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 

Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. 



8.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 








12.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. 












Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 

FRIdAY SAtuRdAY SuNdAY MoNdAY tuESdAY WEdNESdAY thuRSdAY 

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning 

Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Out 

Of The Shadows. (1988) Charles 

Dance, Alexandra Paul, Michael 

Shannon. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 The 

Zoo. 3.30 Minute To Win It. 4.30 

News At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or No 

Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today 

Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away. 

7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. 

Tips on building a space saving 

vertical veggie patch. Tara shows 

how kids can play dress up with 

everyday household items. 9.00 

The Adjustment Bureau. (2011) 

Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Michael 

Kelly. An aspiring US senator is 

given a glimpse of his possible 

fate and must defy a mysterious 

group of strangers in order to 

secure a future with the woman 

he loves. 11.25 Law & Order: LA. 

12.25 Somewhere. (2010) Stephen 

Dorff, Elle Fanning, Chris Pontius. 

2.30 Harry’s Practice. 3.00 Home 

Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 

6.00 Saturday Disney. 7.00 Weekend 

Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: 

Weekend. 11.00 That ’70s Show. 

11.30 Horse Racing. Super Saturday 

at Flemington. Featuring two Group 

1 races, the $1,000,000 Australian 

Cup (2000m) and $1,000,000 

Newmarket Handicap (1200m). From 

Flemington Racecourse, Melbourne. 

4.30 Destination Ski. 5.00 RSPCA 

Animal Rescue. 5.30 Mercurio’s 

Menu. 6.00 News. 6.30 Indiana 

Jones And The Last Crusade. (1989) 

Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, 

Denholm Elliott, River Phoenix. 

9.10 I Am Number Four. (2011) 

Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, 

Dianna Agron. A young alien hiding 

out on Earth and posing as a high 

school student finds himself falling 

in love with a human. 11.25 Family 

Guy. 11.55 Family Guy. 12.25 The 

Operator. (2000) 2.30 Sunrise Over 

South Africa. 3.30 It Is Written 

Oceania. 4.00 Home Shopping. 5.00 

That ’70s Show. 

6.00 Stitch! 6.30 Handy Manny. 

7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The 

Morning Show: Weekend. 11.00 

Iron Chef Australia. 12.00 Big Fat 

Liar. (2002) Frankie Muniz, Paul 

Giamatti, Amanda Bynes. 2.00 

Leatherheads. (2008) George 

Clooney, Renée Zellweger, John 

Krasinski. 4.30 Live Healthy, 

Be Happy. 5.00 Jesus Christ 

Superstar Arena Spectacular. 

5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 News. 

6.30 Sunday Night. 7.30 Border 

Security: Australia’s Front Line. 

8.00 The Force: Behind The 

Line. 8.40 Downton Abbey. Daisy 

becomes jealous after the new 

maid manages to attract more than 

her fair share of attention from her 

fellow servants. 9.45 Castle. 11.40 

Law & Order: LA. 12.35 Harry’s 

Practice. 1.00 House Calls To The 

Rescue. 2.00 Home Shopping. 

3.00 NBC Today. 4.00 NBC Meet 

The Press. 5.00 Sunrise Extra. 

5.30 Early News. 


Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Jane 

Austen’s Northanger Abbey. (2007) 

Felicity Jones, William Beck, JJ 

Feild. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 

3.30 Minute To Win It. 4.30 News 

At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 

6.00 News. 6.30 Today Tonight. 

7.00 Home And Away. After a 

stubborn Casey refuses to give 

a statement, despite it meaning 

he has to go back to jail, Tamara 

delivers her own ultimatum. 7.30 

My Kitchen Rules. 8.45 Revenge. 

The ties which bind Victoria and 

Conrad are tested as they prepare 

to reaffirm their commitment to 

one another. Emily and Amanda 

struggle to keep their pasts a 

secret. 9.45 How I Met Your 

Mother. 10.45 Private Practice. 

11.45 Happy Endings. 12.15 Last 

Chance Learners. 1.00 Home 

Shopping. 3.30 Harry’s Practice. 

4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise 

Extra. 5.30 Early News. 


Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 

Midwives. (2001) Sissy Spacek, 

Peter Coyote, Terry Kinney. 2.00 

Dr Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute 

To Win It. 4.30 News At 4.30. 5.30 

Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 

Today Tonight. 7.00 Home And 

Away. 7.30 My Kitchen Rules. The 

teams are tasked with preparing a 

healthy lunch for 200 children, on 

an excursion to Taronga Zoo. 8.40 

Packed To The Rafters. Frankie 

finds herself caught up in the 

heady rush of her new relationship. 

9.40 Parenthood. Having agreed 

to support Joel’s return to work, 

Julia struggles to adjust to her new 

role as a stay-at-home mum. Sarah 

finds herself increasingly at odds 

with Mark over their relationship. 

10.40 Parenthood. 11.40 Against 

The Wall. 12.35 Harry’s Practice. 

1.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC 

Today. 5.00 Sunrise Extra. 5.30 

Early News. 


Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Mystery 

Woman: Vision Of A Murder. (2005) 

Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, 

Nina Siemaszko. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 

Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute To Win It. 

4.30 News At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or 

No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today 

Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away. April 

realises she is lost without Dex. 

7.30 My Kitchen Rules. In the first 

challenge of its kind on the show, 

the teams join forces to prepare a 

four-course meal which puts their 

ability to work together to the test, 

with members of the losing group 

relegated to the showdown. 8.40 

Last Resort. The crew is hit with an 

attack by an unknown force unlike 

anything they’ve seen before. 9.40 

Last Resort. 10.30 World’s Wildest 

Police Videos. 11.30 I Shouldn’t Be 

Alive. 12.30 Harry’s Practice. 1.00 

Home Shopping. 3.30 Room For 

Improvement. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 

Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News. 

Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat. 

Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by networks. 


Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 919 Fifth 

Avenue. (2000) Barry Bostwick, 

Noelle Beck, Stephen Caffrey. 2.00 

Dr Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute 

To Win It. 4.30 News At 4.30. 

5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 News. 

6.30 Today Tonight. 7.00 Home 

And Away. April and Dex find 

themselves struggling at university. 

Liam sends money he has stolen 

from Angelo’s to his daughter. Gina 

confronts Tilda’s mother. 7.30 My 

Kitchen Rules. 8.45 Bones. Daisy 

returns to the team in the wake of 

her break-up with Sweets in time 

for their latest case, investigating 

the discovery of a second body 

found in the “green” burial plot 

of a cancer victim. 10.45 Nazi 

Hunters: Franz Stangl And Gustav 

Wagner. 11.45 Up All Night. 12.15 

Last Chance Learners. 1.00 Home 

Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 

5.00 Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early 

News.

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