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<strong>Your</strong> <strong>weekly</strong> <strong>television</strong> <strong>guide</strong><br />
FRIdAY SEPtEMBER 14<br />
SAtuRdAY SEPtEMBER 15<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Double<br />
Trouble. (CC) 10.25 What I Wrote. (R, CC)<br />
10.30 Ace Day Jobs. (R, CC) 10.35<br />
Designers. (R, CC) 11.00 Catalyst. (m, R,<br />
CC) 11.30 One Plus One. (CC) 12.00<br />
Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 Movie: The<br />
Lion In Winter. (1968) (PG, R, CC) 2.55<br />
Minuscule. (R) 3.00 Children’s Programs.<br />
5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 5.30 As Time Goes<br />
By. (R, CC)<br />
6.05 Grand Designs Revisited. (R, CC)<br />
6.50 Minuscule. (R)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30 Victoria. (CC)<br />
8.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Scott & Bailey. (Mav, CC)<br />
9.20 Taggart. (Final) The team tackles<br />
the case of a murdered busker who<br />
managed to drag himself out of the<br />
alleyway, where he was attacked,<br />
before dying amid a host of horrified<br />
onlookers. (Mdv, R, CC)<br />
10.05 Lateline. (CC)<br />
10.45 My Family. (R, CC)<br />
11.15 The Trophy Room. (R, CC)<br />
11.45 Rage. (MA15+aldhnsv)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Postman<br />
Pat Special Delivery Service. 2.25 Pingu.<br />
2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps. 2.50<br />
Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55 Roary The<br />
Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20 SamSam.<br />
3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa In My<br />
Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Play School.<br />
5.00 Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time. 5.35<br />
Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Humf.<br />
6.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30 In The<br />
Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 The<br />
Great Food Truck Race. 8.10 Audrey’s Kitchen.<br />
8.15 On Track. 8.30 The Roast. 8.35 Pineapple<br />
Dance Studios. 9.15 The Onion News Network.<br />
9.30 Sexwork & Me: Red Light Conversations.<br />
10.25 The True Story. 11.10 The Roast. 11.15<br />
Archer. 11.35 Portlandia. 12.00 Late Programs.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra. 12.15<br />
Backyard Science. 12.30 Quest. 1.00 Fleabag<br />
Monkeyface. 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. 1.30<br />
Total Drama Island. 2.00 Detentionaire. 2.25<br />
Stoked. 2.50 Erky Perky. 3.05 Stormworld. 3.30<br />
News On 3 Update. 3.35 My Place. 4.00 Bindi’s<br />
Bootcamp. 4.30 The Jungle Book. 4.40 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 4.55 YooHoo & Friends. 5.10 The<br />
Super Hero Squad Show. 5.35 Horrible Histories.<br />
6.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 6.30 Deadly<br />
60. 7.00 Stay Tuned. 7.30 Prank Patrol. 7.55<br />
News On 3. 8.00 Splatalot. 8.30 Good Game: SP.<br />
8.55 Bugged. 9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 Rage. 10.30 Rage. (PG) 11.30 7.30<br />
Victoria. (R, CC) 12.00 Poh’s Kitchen<br />
Lends A Hand. (PG, R, CC) 12.30<br />
Australian Story. (R, CC) 1.00 Collectors.<br />
(R, CC) 1.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 2.00<br />
Football. VFL. First preliminary final. 5.00<br />
The Wonder Years. (R, CC) 5.20<br />
Minuscule. (R) 5.25 Walk On The Wild<br />
Side. (Final) (CC)<br />
6.00 Saturday Landline. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 Gardening Australia. (CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 Doctor Who. (PG, CC)<br />
8.20 Sinbad. The survivors are captured<br />
by a cannibalistic band of raiders<br />
who take them back to their island<br />
hideout. (PG, CC)<br />
9.05 Hustle. Having heard rumours of a<br />
stolen Picasso, Ash and Mickey<br />
make the mistake of trying to sell a<br />
fraud to the collector who owned the<br />
original. (PG, CC)<br />
10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show. (CC)<br />
10.50 United States Of Tara. After Tara<br />
announces her intention to drop her<br />
psych class, Dr Hattarras makes an<br />
intriguing counter-suggestion. (Mals,<br />
R, CC)<br />
11.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlsvn)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: A Perfect Day. (2006) (PGla, R, CC)<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. (PGa, CC) 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Toybox. (P,<br />
CC) 4.00 Spit It Out. (C, R, CC) 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. (CC) 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC)<br />
5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. Kyle follows<br />
Casey into the bush after he notices<br />
him acting strangely. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 Football. AFL. Finals Series. Week<br />
Two. (CC)<br />
11.00 Off The Bench. News and views<br />
about Aussie Rules in country<br />
Victoria. Hosted by Wayne Schwass,<br />
Tim Watson and Ros Lanigan. (PG,<br />
CC)<br />
11.30 House Calls To The Rescue. The<br />
team rescues a couple who have<br />
spent six months working on a leaky<br />
deck, and help a gardener who took<br />
out a swimming pool only to create a<br />
titanic disaster.<br />
12.30 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Saturday Disney. (CC) 7.00 Weekend<br />
Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning Show:<br />
Weekends. (CC) 10.00 The Woodlies. (C,<br />
CC) 10.30 Sea Princesses. (C, R, CC)<br />
11.00 Dive Olly Dive! (C, R, CC) 11.30<br />
Sally Bollywood: Super Detective. (C, R,<br />
CC) 12.00 Possum’s Club. 12.30 Australia<br />
Smashes Guinness World Records. (PG,<br />
R) 1.00 Beauty And The Geek Australia.<br />
(PG, R, CC) 2.00 Motor Racing. V8<br />
Supercars Championship Series. Dick<br />
Smith Sandown 500. Touring Car Masters.<br />
From Sandown Raceway, Victoria. (CC)<br />
3.00 Motor Racing. V8 Supercars<br />
Championship Series. Dick Smith<br />
Sandown 500. Qualifying races. From<br />
Sandown Raceway, Victoria. (CC) 5.30<br />
Coxy’s Big Break.<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Football. AFL. Finals Series. Week<br />
Two. (CC)<br />
11.00 Movie: Coyote Ugly. (2000) Piper<br />
Perabo, Adam Garcia, John<br />
Goodman, Maria Bello, Izabella<br />
Miko, Tyra Banks. (PGsv, R, CC)<br />
1.00 Movie: The Pawn. (1998) Greg<br />
Evigan, Sydney Penny, Tony Curtis<br />
Blondell. (AV15+v, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC)<br />
3.30 Magical Tales. (P, R, CC) 4.00 Kitchen<br />
Whiz. (C, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot<br />
Seat. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 WIN News. (CC)<br />
7.00 A Current Affair. (CC)<br />
7.30 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon is<br />
overly thrilled that Leonard finally<br />
has a girlfriend matching his high<br />
standards. (PGs, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Movie: The Bodyguard. (1992)<br />
Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston,<br />
Gary Kemp. A professional<br />
bodyguard falls in love with his latest<br />
client, a popular singer-turnedactress.<br />
(Mvl, R, CC)<br />
11.05 CSI: NY. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.00 WIN News. (CC) 12.30 Rugby<br />
League. NRL. First semi-final. (CC) 2.50<br />
WIN Presents. (R) 3.00 The Avengers.<br />
(PG, R) 4.00 Extra. (R, CC) 4.30 GMA.<br />
(CC)<br />
6.00 Team Umizoomi. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R)<br />
7.00 Weekend Today: Saturday. (CC) 9.00<br />
Mornings: Saturday. (CC) 11.00 Kids’ WB.<br />
11.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. (PGv, R)<br />
11.30 Green Lantern: The Animated<br />
Series. (PGv) 12.00 Dogstar. (C, CC)<br />
12.30 Wakkaville. (C, R, CC) 1.00 GASP!<br />
(C, R, CC) 1.30 A Gurls Wurld. (C, CC)<br />
2.00 The Saddle Club. (Final) (C, R, CC)<br />
2.30 Pyramid. (C, CC) 3.00 Who Do You<br />
Think You Are? (PG, R, CC) 4.00<br />
Getaway’s European Tour. Series return.<br />
(PG) 4.30 Fishing Australia. (CC) 5.00<br />
News. (CC) 5.30 Getaway. (PG, CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
7.30 Movie: Charlotte’s Web. (2006) (G,<br />
CC)<br />
9.35 Movie: City Of Angels. (1998) (Ms,<br />
R, CC)<br />
12.00 Rugby Union. Castrol Edge<br />
Championship. Round 4. Australia v<br />
Argentina. From Skilled Park, Queensland.<br />
(CC) 2.00 Rugby League. NRL. Second<br />
semi-final. (CC) 4.00 Danoz. (R) 4.20 WIN<br />
Presents. (PG, R) 4.30 Gilligan’s Island.<br />
(R) 5.00 Creflo Dollar. (PG) 5.30 Skippy<br />
The Bush Kangaroo. (R)<br />
6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P,<br />
CC) 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 10.00<br />
Morning News. (CC) 11.00 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Dr Phil. (M, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30<br />
Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Lightning Point.<br />
(C, CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 The Living Room. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Movie: School Of Rock. (2003)<br />
Jack Black, Joan Cusack, Mike<br />
White, Sarah Silverman. (PGl, R,<br />
CC)<br />
10.50 Movie: Miss March. (2009) Zach<br />
Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel<br />
Alessi. A young man awakens from<br />
a coma to discover his high-school<br />
sweetheart has become a centrefold<br />
for a men’s magazine. (Msnl)<br />
12.45 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.45 Mental. (Mav)<br />
2.30 Traffic Light. (PGs, R, CC)<br />
3.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 Horse Trade. (R) 7.00 The Elephant<br />
Princess. (C, R, CC) 7.30 Paradise Café.<br />
(C, R, CC) 8.00 K-9. (C, R, CC) 8.30<br />
Totally Wild. (C, R, CC) 9.00 Scope. (C, R,<br />
CC) 9.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC)<br />
10.00 The Hot 30 Countdown. (PGsla, CC)<br />
12.00 Radar. (PG, CC) 12.30 The Hit<br />
Rater.com. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Living<br />
Room. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Everyday<br />
Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R, CC)<br />
2.30 Huey’s Kitchen On Tour. New series.<br />
(CC) 3.00 Yes Chef. New series. (CC) 3.30<br />
A Taste Of Travel. New series. (CC) 4.00<br />
Love To Share Food. New series. (CC)<br />
5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Simpsons. (PGds, R, CC)<br />
7.00 Movie: The Simpsons Movie.<br />
(2007) (PGasv, R, CC)<br />
8.45 Movie: X-Men Origins: Wolverine.<br />
(2009) Hugh Jackman, Liev<br />
Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds. (Mv, R,<br />
CC)<br />
10.55 The Good Wife. (M, R, CC)<br />
11.45 Movie: Lockdown. (2000)<br />
(AV15+lsvd, R)<br />
2.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
4.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide<br />
To Australia. (R) 1.30 The Hotel. (UK) (PG,<br />
R, CC) 2.30 Living Black. (R, CC) 3.00<br />
Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3.30 Al<br />
Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal.<br />
(CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30<br />
Global Village. (US) (R, CC) 5.45<br />
Countdown. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Coast: The Hidden History Of<br />
Harbours. (UK) (CC)<br />
8.30 David Suchet: In The Footsteps Of<br />
St Paul. (UK) Part 1 of 2. Actor<br />
David Suchet sets out on a journey<br />
around the Mediterranean to<br />
uncover the story of a man he has<br />
longed to play, Saint Paul. (CC)<br />
9.30 As It Happened: Rewriting History<br />
– When Truth Is The Enemy. (PG,<br />
CC)<br />
10.35 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.10 Movie: Hostage Of An Illusion.<br />
(2012) (Argentina) An over-the-hill<br />
novelist is haunted by characters<br />
from his books, who are angry about<br />
his decision to stop writing about<br />
their lives. (Mlsv)<br />
12.45 Kurt Wallander. (Sweden) (Msv, R)<br />
2.30 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Dancing Dreams.<br />
(Germany) (R) 2.35 Bronzino: Restoring<br />
Genius. (UK) (R) 3.35 Freud’s Naked<br />
Truths. (UK) (PG) 4.30 PBS NewsHour.<br />
(CC) 5.35 Rex In Rome. (Italy) (PG, R,<br />
CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Engineering Giants: Gas Rig<br />
Strip-Down. (UK) Part 2 of 3. (CC)<br />
8.35 RocKwiz. Music quiz show,<br />
featuring performances from two<br />
musical celebrities. Each performs<br />
one of their songs, before combining<br />
for a duet at the end of the night.<br />
Hosted by Julia Zemiro, with special<br />
guest New York-born singer,<br />
songwriter and actor Amanda<br />
Palmer who shows off her skills on<br />
the ukulele. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Movie: Half Nelson. (2006) (US)<br />
Ryan Gosling, Jeff Lima. A teacher,<br />
with a drug habit, forms a friendship<br />
with a student who discovers his<br />
secret. (MA15+ad, R, CC)<br />
11.25 Movie: SPL. (2005) (Hong Kong)<br />
(AV15+v, R)<br />
1.05 Great Australian Albums. (Ml, R,<br />
CC)<br />
2.05 WorldWatch.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Postman<br />
Pat Special Delivery Service. 2.25 Pingu.<br />
2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps. 2.50<br />
Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55 Roary The<br />
Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20 SamSam.<br />
3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa In My<br />
Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Henry’s<br />
World. 4.50 Pororo The Little Penguin. 5.00<br />
Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time. 5.35 Octonauts.<br />
5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Humf. 6.15<br />
Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30 In The Night<br />
Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 Daddy<br />
Daycare. 8.15 On Track. 8.30 Movie: Rope Of<br />
Sand. (1949) 10.15 Movie: Come Back, Little<br />
Sheba. (1952) 11.50 Metal Evolution. 12.35 The<br />
Armstrong And Miller Show. 1.10 The Street. 2.05<br />
News Update. 2.10 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. 9.00 Home<br />
And Away. 9.30 Sons And Daughters. 10.00<br />
Coronation. 10.30 Shortland. 11.00 Bargain Hunt.<br />
12.00 Kojak. 1.00 No Going Back. 2.00 Movie:<br />
Love Is A Ball. (1963) 4.30 On The Buses. 5.00<br />
Perfect Strangers. 5.30 Dad’s Army. 6.00 Better<br />
Homes And Gardens Catch-Up.<br />
7.30 Tennis. Davis Cup. Day 1. Germany v<br />
Australia. Hosted by Sandy Roberts and John<br />
Fitzgerald.<br />
12.00 Movie: Derailed. (2002) 1.50 Movie: Love<br />
Is A Ball. (1963) 4.10 Dad’s Army. 4.30 Shortland.<br />
5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Saturday Disney. 9.00<br />
Use <strong>Your</strong> Loaf. 9.30 Bite Sized. 10.00 Bite Sized.<br />
10.30 Home Shopping. 11.00 Out Of The Blue.<br />
11.30 Great South East. 12.00 Creek To Coast.<br />
12.30 Queensland Weekender. 1.00 Sydney<br />
Weekender. 1.30 Weekend Kitchen. 4.00 7TWO<br />
Travel Weekend. 5.00 7TWO<br />
Travel Weekend. 5.30 The Travel Bug. 6.30 Down<br />
To Earth.<br />
7.45 Heartbeat.<br />
8.45 Inspector Morse. Inspector Morse and<br />
Sgt Lewis delve into the minds and morals of<br />
aristocracy when trying to solve a mysterious<br />
murder in a multi-storey car park.<br />
11.00 Tennis. Davis Cup. Day 2. Germany v<br />
Australia. Hosted by Sandy Roberts and John<br />
Fitzgerald. 1.30 Room For Improvement. 2.00<br />
Amazon To Ice. 3.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 7.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 7.30 Monsuno. 8.00 Ben 10: Alien<br />
Force. 8.30 Winx Club. 9.00 The Flintstones.<br />
9.30 Pinky And The Brain. 10.00 Spin City.<br />
10.30 The Block NZ. 11.30 The Bachelor. 1.30<br />
Extra. 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. 3.00 Power<br />
Rangers Samurai. 3.30 Monsuno. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. 4.30<br />
Seinfeld. 5.00 Big Brother. 6.00 Two And A Half<br />
Men. 6.30 Movie: Daddy Day Camp. (2007)<br />
8.30 Movie: Valentine’s Day. (2010) Ashton<br />
Kutcher, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner. Couples<br />
find and lose love in all its many forms over the<br />
course of Valentine’s Day.<br />
11.00 Glory Daze. 12.00 Conan. 1.00 Seinfeld.<br />
1.30 TMZ. 2.00 The Bachelor. 4.00 Conan. 5.00<br />
Bratz. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 Thunderbirds. 7.00 Kids’ WB Saturday. 7.05<br />
The Flintstones. 7.30 Animaniacs. 8.00 Pinky<br />
And The Brain. 8.30 The Looney Tunes Show.<br />
9.00 Thundercats. 9.30 Batman: The Brave<br />
And The Bold. 10.00 Batman: The Brave And<br />
The Bold. 10.30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 11.00<br />
Truckers. 12.00 Spin City. 12.30 Spin City. 1.00<br />
Spin City. 1.30 Home Shopping. 2.00 Seinfeld.<br />
2.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 Big Brother. 4.00 Big Brother.<br />
5.30 Big Brother. 6.30 Movie: Runaway Vacation.<br />
(2006)<br />
8.30 Movie: Swordfish. (2001) John Travolta,<br />
Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam<br />
Shepard, Vinnie Jones.<br />
10.40 The Beer Factor.<br />
11.10 Glory Daze. 12.10 Conan. 1.10 MAD. 1.30<br />
Spin City. 2.00 The Bachelor. 4.00 Conan. 5.00<br />
Bratz. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race<br />
26. Federated Auto Parts 400. Qualifying. Replay.<br />
7.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race<br />
26. Federated Auto Parts 400. Replay. 10.00<br />
Motor Racing. NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race<br />
25. College Savings 250. Highlights. 11.00 Motor<br />
Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 26. Federated<br />
Auto Parts 400. Highlights. 12.00 The Game Plan:<br />
NRL. 1.00 Before The Game. 2.00 Sport Science.<br />
3.00 Bondi Rescue. 3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 Extreme<br />
Dreams. 4.30 Beach Patrol. 5.00 iFish. 5.30<br />
Bondi Rescue. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart.<br />
7.00 Cops. 7.30 Frontiers Of Construction. 8.30<br />
Movie: G.I Joe: The Rise Of Cobra. (2009) 10.55<br />
Swimming. Australian Short Course C’ships. Day 3.<br />
12.25 NASCAR Moment. 12.30 Sports Car Series.<br />
Race 12. Continental Tire Sports Car Festival.<br />
Replay. 3.30 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Gridiron. NFL. Week 1. Denver Broncos v<br />
Pittsburgh Steelers. Replay. 8.30 Omnisport.<br />
9.00 MLB Player Poll. 9.30 Baseball. MLB. 12.30<br />
Motor Racing. British Touring Car C’ship. Round<br />
7. 1.30 Motor Racing. Australian Rally C’ship.<br />
Targa West Tarmac Rally. 2.30 Get Smart.<br />
3.00 Save Point. 3.30 The WWE Experience.<br />
4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.00 Alby Mangel’s Adventure<br />
Bound. 6.00 Places We Go. 6.30 Talkin’ ’Bout<br />
<strong>Your</strong> Generation. 7.30 M*A*S*H. 8.00 M*A*S*H.<br />
8.30 Cops: Adults Only. 9.00 Cops: Adults<br />
Only. 9.30 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race<br />
13. San Marino Grand Prix. Qualifying. 11.00<br />
Swimming. Australian Short Course C’ships. Day<br />
4. 12.30 Megafactories. 1.30 LA Hardhats. 2.30<br />
Omnisport. 3.00 Liverpool TV.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.00 Globe Trekker.<br />
6.35 Come Dine With Me: Greece.<br />
7.30 Why Do Viruses Kill?<br />
8.30 Tropic Of Capricorn.<br />
9.30 Movie: 20th Century Boys. (2008)<br />
12.05 Movie: Infernal Affairs. (2002) 1.55<br />
WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch<br />
And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.00 Designer People.<br />
6.30 Made In Spain With José Andrés.<br />
7.00 Delicious Iceland.<br />
7.30 The Bible: A History.<br />
8.30 The Protectors.<br />
10.30 Movie: A Million. (2009)<br />
12.40 Movie: Just Sex And Nothing Else. (2005)<br />
2.25 Late Programs.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.00 Rated A For<br />
Awesome. 10.25 Bugged. 10.35 Iron Man:<br />
Armored Adventures. 10.55 Life With Boys. 11.20<br />
Really Me. 11.45 Mortified. 1.00 The Fugitives.<br />
1.45 CJ The DJ. 2.00 Masha And The Bear. 2.05<br />
GASP! 2.20 Erky Perky. 2.30 Big Babies. 2.45<br />
Mal.com. 3.00 Dead Gorgeous. 3.30 Spliced!<br />
4.00 Oggy And The Cockroaches. 4.15 YooHoo<br />
& Friends. 4.30 Dennis & Gnasher. 5.00 Bindi’s<br />
Bootcamp. 5.20 Bugged. 5.30 Star Wars: The<br />
Clone Wars. 5.55 Deadly 60. 6.25 Splatalot. 6.50<br />
You’re Skitting Me. 7.15 The Dukes Of Broxstonia.<br />
7.25 Good Game: SP. 7.50 News On 3. 7.55<br />
Vampire Knight. 8.20 Astro Boy. 8.40 Voltron:<br />
Defender Of The Universe. 9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 11.00 S.W.A.T. 12.00 Miami Vice. 1.00<br />
Miami Vice. 2.00 Gene Simmons Family Jewels.<br />
3.00 Motor Mate. 5.00 Zoom TV. 5.30 Motorcycle<br />
Racing. X-Fighters International Series. From<br />
Dubai. 6.30 My Name Is Earl. 7.00 My Name Is<br />
Earl.<br />
7.30 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother.<br />
8.00 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother.<br />
8.30 Family Guy.<br />
9.00 American Dad!<br />
9.30 Movie: Transporter 3. (2008)<br />
11.45 Scrubs. 12.15 Blokesworld. 12.45 The<br />
Shield. 1.45 Miami Vice. 3.00 Miami Vice. 4.00<br />
Motor Mate.<br />
6.00 T.J. Hooker. 7.00 New Dragnet. 7.30 New<br />
Dragnet. 8.00 Home Shopping. 9.00 NBC Today.<br />
11.00 S.W.A.T. 12.00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show.<br />
12.30 Shannons Supercar Showdown. 1.00<br />
Shannons Supercar Showdown. 1.30 T.J. Hooker.<br />
2.30 V.I.P. 3.30 V.I.P. 4.30 Hook, Line And Sinker.<br />
5.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 5.30 Movie: Meet<br />
The Robinsons. (2007)<br />
7.30 Movie: Race To Witch Mountain. (2009)<br />
9.30 Movie: The Rock. (1996)<br />
12.20 The Shield. 1.30 V.I.P. 2.30 V.I.P. 3.30<br />
S.W.A.T. 4.30 T.J. Hooker. 5.30 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. 7.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. 8.30<br />
Bewitched. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30<br />
Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends.<br />
12.00 Movie: It’s Great To Be Young! (1956)<br />
2.00 Green Acres. 2.30 Bewitched. 3.00 Animal<br />
Hoarding. 4.00 My Strange Addiction. 4.30 My<br />
Strange Addiction. 5.00 The Ellen DeGeneres<br />
Show. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 Hot In<br />
Cleveland.<br />
7.30 Rugby League. NRL. First semi-final.<br />
9.50 Movie: A Perfect Murder. (1998)<br />
12.15 Psychic TV. 1.45 Movie: The Servant.<br />
(1963) 4.00 Movie: The Long & The Short & The<br />
Tall. (1961)<br />
6.00 Movie: Carry On Screaming! (1966) 8.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 Movie: The Oracle.<br />
(1953) 11.15 Movie: Laxdale Hall. (1953) 1.00<br />
Movie: Don’t Go Near The Water. (1957) 3.15<br />
Movie: Ben-Hur. (1959)<br />
7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Second semi-final.<br />
9.50 CSI: Miami.<br />
10.50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.<br />
11.50 Friends. 12.20 Psychic TV. 1.50 Movie:<br />
Hoffman. (1971) 4.10 Movie: It Always Rains On<br />
Sunday. (1947)<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine<br />
Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat.<br />
12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 MacGyver. 3.00<br />
The King Of Queens. 3.30 Infomercials. 4.00<br />
Becker. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30<br />
The Brady Bunch. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30<br />
Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 Glee.<br />
8.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid?<br />
9.10 Excused.<br />
9.40 America’s Next Top Model.<br />
10.40 Puberty Blues.<br />
11.40 Sex And The City. 12.20 Sex And The City.<br />
1.00 Craig Ferguson. 2.00 Ent. Tonight. 2.30 The<br />
Insider. 3.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 7.00 The Brady Bunch. 7.30<br />
The King Of Queens. 8.00 Infomercials. 9.00<br />
Country Music TV. 11.30 Happy Days. 12.00<br />
Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 MacGyver. 3.00 The<br />
King Of Queens. 3.30 Infomercials. 4.00 Becker.<br />
4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The<br />
Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30 Everybody<br />
Loves Raymond. 7.00 Everybody Loves<br />
Raymond.<br />
7.30 I Will Survive.<br />
8.30 I Will Survive.<br />
9.30 Don’t Tell The Bride.<br />
10.30 Don’t Tell The Bride.<br />
11.30 The Hot 30 Countdown. 1.30 The Hit Rater.<br />
com. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
10.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.<br />
1.00 News. 2.30 Tonic. 3.00 Afternoon Live.<br />
5.30 Capital Hill. 6.00 Planet America. 6.45 ABC<br />
Open. 7.00 News. 7.30 Contact Sport. 8.00 News<br />
Exchange. 8.30 One Plus One. 9.00 The World.<br />
10.00 Planet America. 10.45 ABC Open. 11.00<br />
News. 11.30 Capital Hill. 12.00 News. 12.20<br />
Lateline. 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC<br />
World News: The Hub. 2.30 7.30 ACT. 3.00 BBC<br />
World News: The Hub. 3.30 7.30 SA. 4.00 Al<br />
Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC World News. 5.30<br />
Capital Hill.<br />
6.00 7.30 NSW. 6.30 State To State. 7.00 News.<br />
7.30 Contact Sport. 8.00 Weekend Breakfast.<br />
11.30 The World This Week. 12.00 News. 12.45<br />
The Quarters. 1.00 National Press Club Address.<br />
2.00 News. 2.30 Contact Sport. 3.00 News. 3.30<br />
Tonic. 4.00 News. 4.30 Catalyst. 5.00 News. 5.30<br />
One Plus One. 6.00 News. 6.30 Big Ideas. 7.00<br />
News. 7.30 State To State. 8.00 Four Corners.<br />
9.00 News. 9.30 The World This Week. 10.00<br />
News. 10.30 Big Ideas. 11.00 Q&A. 12.00 Planet<br />
America. 12.45 The Quarters. 1.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News. 2.30 7.30<br />
Queensland. 3.00 The World This Week. 3.30<br />
7.30 NT. 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC<br />
World News. 5.30 Big Ideas.
SuNdAY SEPtEMBER 16<br />
MoNdAY SEPtEMBER 17<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 Rage. 6.30 Children’s Programs. 9.00<br />
Insiders. (CC) 10.00 Inside Business. (CC)<br />
10.30 Offsiders. (CC) 11.00 Asia Pacific<br />
Focus. (CC) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (CC)<br />
12.00 Landline. (CC) 1.00 Gardening<br />
Australia. (R, CC) 1.30 Walk On The Wild<br />
Side. (Final) (R, CC) 2.00 Football. VFL.<br />
Second preliminary final. 5.00 Wild Russia.<br />
New series. (CC) 5.50 Minuscule. (R) 6.00<br />
Antiques Master. (CC) 6.30 Compass.<br />
(CC) 7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 Kevin’s Grand Design. (PG, CC)<br />
8.15 Dream Build. (Final) (CC)<br />
8.30 Call The Midwife. Jenny befriends<br />
an old soldier after being placed on<br />
the district-nursing roster for a few<br />
weeks so she can gain more<br />
experience of community practice.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Miss Marple. (PG, R, CC)<br />
11.00 Miniseries: Tess Of The<br />
D’Urbervilles. (2008) (PG, R, CC) 11.55<br />
Battle Of The Bishops. (R, CC) 12.45<br />
Order In The House. (CC) 1.45 The Jewel<br />
In The Crown. (PG, R, CC) 2.40 Rage.<br />
(Mldsnvah, R) 4.00 The New Inventors. (R,<br />
CC) 4.30 Collectors. (Final) (R, CC) 5.00<br />
Gardening Australia. (R, CC) 5.30<br />
Catalyst. (R, CC)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Postman<br />
Pat Special Delivery Service. 2.25 Pingu.<br />
2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps. 2.50<br />
Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55 Roary The<br />
Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20 SamSam.<br />
3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa In My<br />
Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Play With Me<br />
Sesame. 5.00 Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time.<br />
5.35 Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00<br />
Humf. 6.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30<br />
In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks.<br />
7.30 Do Or Die. 8.30 Sunday Best. 10.00 Dawn<br />
Porter Goes Lesbian. 10.55 A Long Way To The<br />
Top. 11.55 Randling. 12.25 Deadwood. 1.10<br />
Deadwood. 2.05 News Update. 2.10 Close.<br />
<strong>Your</strong> <strong>weekly</strong> <strong>television</strong> <strong>guide</strong><br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.00 Kaeloo. 9.10 Mal.<br />
com. 9.25 Big Babies. 9.40 Horrible Histories.<br />
10.10 Pixelface. 10.40 The Slammer. 11.05 Prank<br />
Patrol. 11.35 Good Game: SP. 12.00 Stay Tuned.<br />
12.25 Dancing Down Under. 12.55 My Place.<br />
1.20 Dennis & Gnasher. 1.45 Sally Bollywood.<br />
2.15 Dani’s House. 2.45 Dance Academy. 3.35<br />
Castaway. 4.00 The Little Prince. 4.50 Shaun The<br />
Sheep. 5.00 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 5.20 The Dukes<br />
Of Broxstonia. 5.25 Trapped! Ever After. 5.55<br />
Jibber Jabber. 6.20 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome<br />
Kids. 6.30 Horrible Histories. 7.00 Splatalot. 7.25<br />
The Avengers. 7.50 News On 3. 7.55 The 99. 8.15<br />
Fruits Basket. 8.40 Ouran High School Host Club.<br />
9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Backyard<br />
Science. (R, CC) 10.25 Atoms Alive. (R,<br />
CC) 10.40 Inside Science. (R, CC) 10.55<br />
Maths Shorts. (Final) (R, CC) 11.00<br />
Landline. (R, CC) 12.00 Midday Report.<br />
(CC) 12.30 Kevin’s Grand Design. (PG, R,<br />
CC) 1.30 The New Inventors. (R, CC) 2.00<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC)<br />
5.30 As Time Goes By. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Restoration Man. (CC)<br />
6.50 Minuscule. (R)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Australian Story. Extraordinary<br />
Australians tell personal stories with<br />
pathos, drama and humour. (CC)<br />
8.30 Four Corners. Investigative<br />
journalism program. (CC)<br />
9.20 Media Watch. (CC)<br />
9.35 Q&A. (CC)<br />
10.35 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.10 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.35 Collision. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
12.30 Parliament Question Time. (CC)<br />
1.30 Rage. (Mdlnsvah, R) 3.30 Rugby<br />
Union. Shute Shield. Grand final. Replay.<br />
5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Judd Jackson. 6.30 Creflo Dollar. 7.00<br />
Weekend Sunrise. (CC) 10.00 AFL Game<br />
Day. (PG) 11.30 1984 Final Story. (PG)<br />
12.30 V8 Xtra. (CC) 1.00 Motor Racing. V8<br />
Supercars Championship Series. Dick<br />
Smith Sandown 500. Race 20. From<br />
Sandown Raceway, Victoria. Hosted by<br />
Matt White, with commentary from Neil<br />
Crompton, Mark Skaife and pit reporters<br />
Mark Beretta and Mark Larkham. (CC)<br />
5.30 Coxy’s Big Break.<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Sunday Night. (CC)<br />
7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front<br />
Line. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 Air Ways. (PGl, CC)<br />
8.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys. The family<br />
decides it is time to put their old pet<br />
dog into a home. (Ml, CC)<br />
9.10 Mrs Brown’s Boys. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
9.50 Billy Connolly’s World Tour Of<br />
Australia. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
10.50 Movie: Role Models. (2008) Paul<br />
Rudd, Seann William Scott,<br />
Elizabeth Banks. (MA15+lns, R, CC)<br />
12.50 Outlaw. (M, R, CC)<br />
1.50 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Freshman Fall. (1996) (Masv, R)<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. (PGa, CC) 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Toybox. (P,<br />
CC) 4.00 Spit It Out. (C, R, CC) 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. (CC) 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC)<br />
5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 The X Factor. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 GCB. Pastor Tudor’s rivalry with<br />
Reverend Steve leads to Amanda<br />
taking charge of a church musical<br />
written by Heather in high school.<br />
There is a sing-off between Carlene<br />
and Cricket. Recruiting Gigi for help,<br />
Sharon takes her “Losing it with<br />
Jesus” weight loss program to the<br />
next level. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 Up All Night. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 Suits. (M, CC)<br />
12.00 30 Rock. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.30 30 Rock. (M, R, CC)<br />
1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Team Umizoomi. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R)<br />
7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 10.00 Wide<br />
World Of Sports. (CC) 11.00 The AFL<br />
Sunday Footy Show. 12.00 TAC Cup:<br />
Future Stars. (PG) 1.00 Running. Perth<br />
City to Surf. Highlights. From Western<br />
Australia. 1.30 Movie: Seminole Uprising.<br />
(1955) (G, R) 3.00 The Farmer Wants A<br />
Wife: Love Bites. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 House<br />
Husbands. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (G)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 60 Minutes. (CC)<br />
8.30 House Husbands. Lewis is in<br />
trouble after Gemma catches him<br />
flirting with a lucrative business<br />
opportunity. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 The Mentalist. The team retraces<br />
an undercover cop’s investigation<br />
after she is found murdered. (M, R,<br />
CC)<br />
10.30 Underbelly: Badness. (Mlv, R, CC)<br />
11.25 Flashpoint. (M, CC)<br />
12.15 What Would You Do? (M, CC) 1.00<br />
Spyforce. (PG, R) 2.00 20/20. (R, CC) 3.00<br />
F Troop. (R) 3.30 Danoz. 4.00 GMA. (CC)<br />
5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC)<br />
3.30 Magical Tales. (P, R, CC) 4.00 Kitchen<br />
Whiz. (C, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot<br />
Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 WIN News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Underbelly: Badness. Gary and<br />
Tim travel to Queensland to stop an<br />
underworld execution. (Mlvds, CC)<br />
9.30 Person Of Interest. Series return.<br />
After the machine’s latest “person of<br />
interest” turns out to be someone<br />
linked to Reese, Finch decides to<br />
give him the day off rather than<br />
revive his painful memories. (Mv,<br />
CC)<br />
10.30 Footy Classified. (M, CC)<br />
11.30 Memphis Beat. (Ma)<br />
12.30 WIN News. (CC) 1.00 The Avengers.<br />
(PG, R) 2.00 F Troop. (R) 2.30 Extra. (CC)<br />
3.00 Danoz. 3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News.<br />
(CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Hillsong. 7.00 Scope. (C,<br />
R, CC) 7.30 Totally Wild. (R, CC) 8.00<br />
Finding Culture. (R) 9.00 The Great Divide.<br />
(CC) 9.30 Hot 30 Countdown. (sla, CC)<br />
10.00 Hot 30 Countdown. (PGsla, CC)<br />
12.00 iFish. 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC)<br />
2.00 Life Unexpected. (PGls, R) 3.00 On<br />
The Ball. (PGdl, R) 4.00 Meet The Press.<br />
(CC) 4.30 The Bolt Report. (CC) 5.00<br />
News At Five. (CC) 6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
6.30 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
8.00 Graham Norton Express. (PGls, R,<br />
CC)<br />
8.30 NCIS. (M, CC)<br />
9.30 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race<br />
13. San Marino Grand Prix. From<br />
Misano World Circuit Marco<br />
Simoncelli, Italy. (CC)<br />
11.30 Motorcycle Racing. Moto3 and<br />
Moto2. Race 13. San Marino Grand<br />
Prix. Highlights.<br />
12.00 Traffic Light. (PGs, R, CC)<br />
12.30 Traffic Light. (PGdls, R, CC)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
4.00 CBS This Morning. (PG)<br />
5.30 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P,<br />
CC) 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 10.00<br />
Morning News. (CC) 11.00 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30<br />
Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C,<br />
CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Can Of Worms. Host Chrissie Swan<br />
and a panel of special guests ask<br />
ordinary Australians the curly<br />
questions of everyday life. (M, CC)<br />
9.30 Hawaii Five-0. Series return.<br />
McGarrett captures Wo Fat in a<br />
special ops raid but he learns the<br />
Yakuza have been trailing them and<br />
they are both marked for death. .<br />
(Mv, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.15 Three Rivers. (M, CC)<br />
12.15 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.30 CBS This Morning. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 8.30 PopAsia. 10.30<br />
Football Asia. (CC) 11.00 UEFA<br />
Champions League Magazine. (CC) 11.30<br />
Speedweek. (CC) 1.00 Motorcycle Racing.<br />
Superbike World Championship. Round<br />
12. Highlights. From Nürburgring, Nürburg,<br />
Germany. (CC) 1.30 Al Jazeera News.<br />
(CC) 2.30 Frank Sinatra Sings. (US) (R,<br />
CC) 3.30 Celtic Thunder: Storm. (UK) 4.30<br />
Living Black. (CC) 5.00 Cycling Central.<br />
Mike Tomalaris looks at the world of<br />
cycling. (CC)<br />
6.00 Thalassa: Amazonian Filmmaker/<br />
Emmelene Landon’s World<br />
Journey. (France) (R, CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Lost Worlds: City Beneath The<br />
Waves – Pavlopetri. (UK) (CC)<br />
8.30 Inside Nature’s Giants: Baboon.<br />
(UK) (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Tyson. (US) (Msvl, CC)<br />
11.10 Movie: Downfall. (2004) (Germany)<br />
Bruno Ganz, Alexandra Maria Lara,<br />
Juliane Köhler. (AV15+av, R)<br />
1.50 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Summer Of<br />
’62. (2007) (Algeria) (Mlv, R) 2.45 Self<br />
Defence. (France) (PG) 3.00 Letters And<br />
Numbers. (R, CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera News.<br />
(CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 FIFA<br />
Futbol Mundial. (UK) (CC) 5.00 PopAsia.<br />
5.30 Global Village. (US) (R, CC) 5.45<br />
Countdown. (UK) (CC) 6.30 World News<br />
Australia. (CC) 7.30 MythBusters. (PG,<br />
CC)<br />
8.30 Derren Brown Investigates: The<br />
Man Who Contacts The Dead. (UK)<br />
Part 1 of 3. English illusionist and<br />
self-confessed sceptic Derren Brown<br />
hits the road to investigate some<br />
extraordinary paranormal claims<br />
from around the world. (CC)<br />
9.30 Shameless. (UK) Having turned to<br />
crime to make ends meet, Marty<br />
faces potential disaster after he<br />
decides to make use of some items<br />
he “borrowed” from the Maguires.<br />
(MA15+ls, CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.00 The World Game. (R)<br />
12.00 SOS. 1.00 Living Black. (R, CC)<br />
1.30 The Ricky Gervais Show. (UK) (PG,<br />
R, CC) 2.00 The Ricky Gervais Show. (UK)<br />
(PG, R, CC) 2.30 WorldWatch.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Elmo’s<br />
World. 2.25 Pingu. 2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The<br />
Next Steps. 2.50 Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55<br />
Roary The Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20<br />
SamSam. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa<br />
In My Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Play<br />
School. 5.00 Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time.<br />
5.35 Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00<br />
Humf. 6.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30 In<br />
The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30<br />
Mega Builders. 8.15 Video Killed The Radio Star:<br />
The Artist’s View. 8.40 The Roast. 8.45 Dawn<br />
Porter: My Breasts Could Kill Me. 9.30 Rake.<br />
10.25 Pineapple Dance Studios. 11.10 The Roast.<br />
11.15 Kill It, Cut It, Use It. 12.10 Breaking Bad.<br />
12.55 Cold Feet. 1.45 London Live. 2.10 News<br />
Update. 2.15 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Route 66. 8.00<br />
Naked City. 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30 Home<br />
And Away Catch-Up. 11.50 Movie: The Phantom<br />
Stagecoach. (1957) 1.20 Movie: Doctor In Clover.<br />
(1966) 3.20 Movie: Mr. Holland’s Opus. (1995)<br />
6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Tennis. Davis Cup. Day 3. Germany v<br />
Australia. Hosted by Sandy Roberts and John<br />
Fitzgerald.<br />
12.00 Movie: The Cariboo Trail. (1950) 1.50<br />
Movie: The Iron Major. (1943) 4.00 Route 66. 5.00<br />
Naked City. 5.30 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. 9.00 Home<br />
And Away. 9.30 Sons And Daughters. 10.00<br />
Coronation. 10.30 Shortland. 11.00 Bargain<br />
Hunt. 12.00 Kojak. 1.00 No Going Back: A Year<br />
In Tuscany. 2.00 Movie: Mickey Spillane’s Mike<br />
Hammer: Murder Takes All. (1989) 4.00 4 Burners<br />
And A Grill. 4.30 On The Buses. 5.00 Perfect<br />
Strangers. 5.30 Dad’s Army. 6.00 That’s My Boy.<br />
6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Heartbeat.<br />
8.30 Waking The Dead.<br />
9.40 Criminal Minds.<br />
10.40 Criminal Minds.<br />
11.40 Miniseries: Catherine Cookson’s The<br />
Round Tower. (1989) 12.50 Kojak. 2.00 Movie:<br />
Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer: Murder Takes<br />
All. (1989) 4.00 Dad’s Army. 4.30 Shortland. 5.00<br />
Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Thunderbirds. 7.00 Kids’ WB Sunday. 7.05<br />
The Flintstones. 7.30 Animaniacs. 8.00 Pinky And<br />
The Brain. 8.30 The Looney Tunes Show. 9.00<br />
Thundercats. 9.30 Batman: The Brave And The<br />
Bold. 10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold.<br />
10.30 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 11.00 Monsuno.<br />
11.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai. 12.00<br />
Winx Club. 12.30 Eclipse. 1.00 Fishing Australia.<br />
1.30 Home Shopping. 2.00 Spin City. 2.30 Spin<br />
City. 3.00 Big Brother. 4.00 Big Brother. 5.00 Big<br />
Brother. 5.30 March Of The Dinosaurs.<br />
7.30 16 And Pregnant.<br />
8.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
9.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
9.30 Movie: Never Back Down. (2008) Sean<br />
Faris, Djimon Hounsou, Cam Gigandet. 11.50<br />
Chuck. 12.50 Chuck. 1.40 Spin City. 2.00 Home<br />
Shopping. 2.30 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 7.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 7.30 Monsuno. 8.00 Ben 10: Alien<br />
Force. 8.30 Winx Club. 9.00 The Flintstones.<br />
9.30 Pinky And The Brain. 10.00 Spin City. 10.30<br />
16 And Pregnant. 11.30 The Bachelor. 1.30<br />
Extra. 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. 3.00 Power<br />
Rangers Samurai. 3.30 Monsuno. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. 4.30<br />
Seinfeld. 5.00 Big Brother. 6.00 Top Gear USA.<br />
7.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
8.00 Top Gear.<br />
9.30 Movie: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior.<br />
(1981) Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Vernon Wells,<br />
Virginia Hey.<br />
11.30 Nikita. 12.30 Alcatraz. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00<br />
Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. 4.00<br />
Alcatraz. 5.00 Extra. 5.30 The Flintstones.<br />
6.00 Triathlon. ITU World C’ship Series. Round 6.<br />
Women’s Race. Replay. 8.00 Triathlon. ITU World<br />
C’ship Series. Round 6. Men’s Race. Replay.<br />
10.00 Triathlon. ITU World C’ship Series. Round<br />
6. Highlights. 11.00 Motor Racing. British Touring<br />
Car C’ship. Round 7. Replay. 12.00 Pro Bull<br />
Riding. Winstar World Casino Invitational. Replay.<br />
1.00 M7 Multisport. 1.30 What’s Up Down Under.<br />
2.00 Jaguar Adventure. 3.00 NFL: America’s<br />
Gane. 4.00 E-Force. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.00 Fishin’<br />
Trip. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 Big Fish, Small Boats. 6.30<br />
Trick My Truck. 7.00 Motorcycle Racing. Moto3.<br />
Race 13. San Marino Grand Prix. 8.00 Motorcycle<br />
Racing. Moto2. Race 13. San Marino Grand<br />
Prix. 9.30 Cops: Adults Only. 10.00 Cops: Adults<br />
Only. 10.30 Swimming. Australian Short Course<br />
C’ships. Day 5. 12.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs.<br />
1.00 LA Hardhats. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Omnisport. 6.15 Gridiron. NFL. Week<br />
2. Pittsburgh Steelers v New York Jets. 9.15<br />
Omnisport. 9.45 World Of Free Sports. 10.15 NFL<br />
Moment. A look at a classic moment from the<br />
NFL, America’s premier girdiron league. 10.20<br />
Gridiron. NFL. Week 2. San Francisco 49ers v<br />
Detroit Lions. 1.15 Omnisport. 1.30 iFish. 2.00<br />
Sport Science. 3.00 Megafactories. 4.00 True<br />
Heroes. 4.30 Beach Patrol. 5.00 iFish. 5.30<br />
Bondi Rescue. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart.<br />
7.00 Cops. 7.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.00<br />
Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.30 Strassman: Live<br />
– Vol 2. 10.00 M*A*S*H. 10.30 Motor Racing.<br />
MotoGP. Race 13. San Marino Grand Prix. 12.30<br />
Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1.00 Whose Line Is It<br />
Anyway? 1.30 iFish. 2.00 Omnisport. 2.30 Motor<br />
Racing. British Touring Car C’ship. Round 7.<br />
Replay. 3.30 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 German News. 7.35 Italian<br />
News. 8.05 Filipino News. 8.40 Spanish News.<br />
9.30 Greek News. 10.20 French News. 11.00<br />
Hindi News. 11.30 Arabic News. 12.00 Russian<br />
News. 12.30 Turkish News. 1.00 Dutch News.<br />
1.30 Maltese News. 2.00 Latin American News.<br />
2.30 Portuguese News. 3.00 Hungarian News.<br />
3.30 Indonesian News. 3.55 Croatian News. 4.30<br />
Serbian News. 5.05 Macedonian News. 5.35<br />
Urdu News.<br />
6.10 Unbeatable Banzuke.<br />
6.40 Iron Chef.<br />
7.30 The Hotel.<br />
8.30 Lang Lang: The Art Of Being A Virtuoso.<br />
9.50 SOS.<br />
10.50 Movie: Life On A String. (1991)<br />
12.45 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00<br />
WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10<br />
Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News. 11.20<br />
Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News. 12.10<br />
Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.00 Living Black.<br />
6.40 Come Dine With Me: Greece.<br />
7.35 Inspector Rex.<br />
8.30 Lulu: The Bankrobber’s Wife.<br />
9.30 The World Game.<br />
10.30 MXC.<br />
10.55 Ninja Warrior.<br />
11.25 Movie: Simon. (2004)<br />
1.20 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00<br />
WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra. 12.15<br />
Backyard Science. 12.30 Quest. 1.00 Fleabag<br />
Monkeyface. 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. 1.30<br />
Total Drama Island. 2.00 Detentionaire. 2.25<br />
Stoked. 2.50 Erky Perky. 3.05 Stormworld. 3.30<br />
News On 3 Update. 3.35 My Place. 4.00 Bindi’s<br />
Bootcamp. 4.30 The Jungle Book. 4.40 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 4.55 YooHoo & Friends. 5.10 The<br />
Super Hero Squad Show. 5.35 Horrible Histories.<br />
6.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 6.30 Deadly<br />
60. 7.00 Stoked. 7.25 Total Drama Island. 7.45<br />
Kaeloo. 7.55 News On 3. 8.00 The Legend Of<br />
Dick And Dom. 8.30 Sadie J. 9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Battlestar Galactica.<br />
7.30 Battlestar Galactica. 8.30 Home Shopping.<br />
9.30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show. 10.00 Ned And<br />
Stacey. 10.30 Ned And Stacey. 11.00 Ned And<br />
Stacey. 11.30 S.W.A.T. 12.30 T.J. Hooker. 1.30<br />
The New Adam 12. 2.00 The New Adam 12. 2.30<br />
V.I.P. 3.30 V.I.P. 4.30 My Name Is Earl. 5.00 My<br />
Name Is Earl. 5.30 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 6.00<br />
How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 6.30 Movie: Armageddon.<br />
(1998)<br />
9.30 Movie: First Blood. (1982)<br />
11.30 Most Shocking: Top 20. 12.30 The Jeff<br />
Foxworthy Show. 1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 T.J. Hooker.<br />
3.00 Battlestar Galactica. 4.00 Battlestar<br />
Galactica. 5.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 10.00 NBC Meet The Press. 11.00 Battlestar<br />
Galactica. 12.00 T.J. Hooker. 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00<br />
Malcolm And Eddie. 2.30 V8 Xtra. 3.00 Motor<br />
Racing. V8 Supercars C’ship Series. Dick Smith<br />
Sandown 500. Qualifying. Replay. 4.00 Motor<br />
Racing. V8 Supercars C’ship Series. Dick Smith<br />
Sandown 500. Race 20. Replay. 5.00 Pimp My Ride.<br />
5.30 That ’70s Show. 6.00 That ’70s Show. 6.30<br />
How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 7.00 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother.<br />
7.30 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 8.00 How I Met <strong>Your</strong><br />
Mother. 8.30 Family Guy. 9.00 American Dad! 9.30<br />
Family Guy. 10.00 Family Guy. 10.30 American Dad!<br />
11.00 American Dad! 11.30 Olivia Lee: Dirty, Sexy,<br />
Funny. 12.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 6.30 GEM<br />
Presents. 6.40 Movie: Last Holiday. (1950) 8.30<br />
TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 Movie: The<br />
Passionate Stranger. (1957) 12.00 Movie: Agatha<br />
Christie’s Evil Under The Sun. (1982) 2.30 The<br />
Garden Gurus. 3.00 Getaway. 3.30 Movie: The<br />
Green Berets. (1968) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.<br />
7.30 Customs. Follows Customs officers as they<br />
investigate suspected drug traffickers and people<br />
smugglers.<br />
8.00 Customs.<br />
8.30 Movie: Misery. (1990)<br />
10.45 Sensing Murder.<br />
11.45 Movie: The Wrath Of God. (1972) 1.45 GEM<br />
Presents. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. 7.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. 8.30<br />
Bewitched. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping.<br />
10.30 Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30<br />
Friends. 12.00 Movie: <strong>Now</strong> And Forever. (1956)<br />
2.00 Green Acres. 2.30 Bewitched. 3.00 Antiques<br />
Roadshow. 4.00 Customs. 4.30 Customs. 5.00<br />
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.00 Friends. 6.30<br />
Friends. 7.00 Hot In Cleveland.<br />
7.30 Sea Patrol UK.<br />
8.30 The Mentalist.<br />
9.30 Embarrassing Bodies.<br />
10.30 Hoarders.<br />
11.30 Friends. 12.00 The Guardian. 1.00 Footy<br />
Classified. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine<br />
Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 MacGyver.<br />
3.00 The King Of Queens. 3.30 Infomercials.<br />
4.00 Becker. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 90210. 6.00<br />
Sabrina. 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.00<br />
Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 The Simpsons.<br />
8.00 Futurama.<br />
8.30 The Simpsons.<br />
9.00 Futurama.<br />
9.30 The Cleveland Show.<br />
10.00 Bob’s Burgers.<br />
10.30 Wilfred. 11.00 The Office. 11.30 The Office.<br />
12.00 Raymond. 12.30 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine<br />
Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat.<br />
12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 MacGyver. 3.00<br />
The King Of Queens. 3.30 Infomercials. 4.00<br />
Becker. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30<br />
The Brady Bunch. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30<br />
Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
8.00 Raising Hope.<br />
8.30 Dollhouse.<br />
9.30 Dollhouse.<br />
10.30 Frasier.<br />
11.00 Frasier. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent.<br />
Tonight. 1.00 The Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00<br />
The Love Boat. 3.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 7.30 Victoria. 6.30 Landline. 7.00 News. 7.30<br />
The World This Week. 8.00 Weekend Breakfast.<br />
9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.30<br />
State To State. 12.00 News. 12.45 The Quarters.<br />
1.00 Big Ideas. 2.00 News. 2.30 Offsiders. 3.00<br />
News. 3.30 Need To Know. 4.00 News. 4.15<br />
Planet America. 5.00 News. 5.30 At The Movies.<br />
6.00 News. 6.30 Australian Story. 7.00 News.<br />
7.30 Tonic. 8.00 Insiders. 9.00 News. 9.30 One<br />
Plus One. 10.00 News. 10.30 Inside Business.<br />
11.00 News. 11.30 Big Ideas. 12.00 Landline.<br />
1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC World<br />
News. 2.30 7.30 WA. 3.00 Asia Pacific Focus.<br />
3.30 7.30 Tasmania. 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.<br />
5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Big Ideas.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
10.00 ABC News Mornings. 12.00 News. 12.30<br />
Asia Pacific Focus. 1.00 News. 2.00 Parliament<br />
Question Time. 3.30 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital<br />
Hill. 5.45 The Quarters. 6.00 The Drum. 6.45<br />
The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30 Grandstand.<br />
8.00 News. 8.30 The Business. 9.00 The World.<br />
9.35 Q&A. 10.30 News. 11.00 The Drum. 11.45<br />
The Quarters. 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00<br />
Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News:<br />
The Hub. 3.30 7.30. 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.<br />
5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Newsline With Jim<br />
Middleton.
<strong>Your</strong> <strong>weekly</strong> <strong>television</strong> <strong>guide</strong><br />
tuESdAY SEPtEMBER 18<br />
WEdNESdAY SEPtEMBER 19<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 News. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.<br />
(CC) 10.00 Behind The News. (CC) 10.25<br />
The Prime Ministers’ National Treasures.<br />
(R, CC) 10.30 Australia’s Prime Ministers.<br />
(R, CC) 10.35 My Place. (R, CC) 11.00 Big<br />
Ideas. (CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC)<br />
12.30 Q&A. (R, CC) 1.30 Compass. (R,<br />
CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC)<br />
3.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads.<br />
(CC) 5.30 As Time Goes By. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Time Team. (R, CC)<br />
6.50 Minuscule. (R)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Poh’s Kitchen Lends A Hand. (CC)<br />
8.30 Rick Stein’s Spain. Part 1 of 4.<br />
Heading off the beaten track, chef<br />
Rick Stein embarks on a culinary<br />
journey through Spain. (CC)<br />
9.30 QI. (PG, R, CC)<br />
10.00 Artscape: Subtopia Pt 2. (Ml, CC)<br />
10.30 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.05 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.30 Four Corners. (R, CC)<br />
12.15 Media Watch. (R, CC) 12.30<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 1.30 The<br />
Jewel In The Crown. (Ma, R, CC) 2.30<br />
Football. VFL. First preliminary final.<br />
Replay. 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Elmo’s<br />
World. 2.25 Pingu. 2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The<br />
Next Steps. 2.50 Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55<br />
Roary The Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20<br />
SamSam. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa<br />
In My Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Play<br />
School. 5.00 Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time.<br />
5.35 Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00<br />
Humf. 6.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30 In<br />
The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30<br />
Dirty Jobs. 8.10 Doctor Who’s Greatest Moments.<br />
8.25 The Roast. 8.30 Good Game. 9.00 Archer.<br />
9.20 Tropfest. 9.30 Doctor Who. 10.20 Sexwork<br />
& Me: Red Light Conversations. 11.15 The Roast.<br />
11.20 Metal Evolution. 12.00 Kill It, Cut It, Use It.<br />
12.55 London Live. 1.25 Swingtown. 2.05 News<br />
Update. 2.10 Close.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra. 12.15<br />
Backyard Science. 12.30 Quest. 1.00 Fleabag<br />
Monkeyface. 1.15 Almost Naked Animals. 1.30<br />
Total Drama Island. 2.00 Detentionaire. 2.25<br />
Stoked. 2.50 Erky Perky. 3.05 Stormworld. 3.30<br />
News On 3 Update. 3.35 My Place. 4.00 Bindi’s<br />
Bootcamp. 4.30 The Jungle Book. 4.40 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 4.55 YooHoo & Friends. 5.10 The<br />
Super Hero Squad Show. 5.35 Horrible Histories.<br />
6.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 6.30 Deadly<br />
60. 7.00 Stoked. 7.25 Total Drama Island. 7.45<br />
Kaeloo. 7.55 News On 3. 8.00 The Legend Of<br />
Dick And Dom. 8.30 Pixelface. 9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Count Us In.<br />
(R, CC) 10.15 Cyberchase. (R, CC) 10.35<br />
My Great Big Adventure. (R, CC) 11.00<br />
Big Ideas. (CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC)<br />
12.30 National Press Club Address. (CC)<br />
1.30 Can We Help? (R, CC) 2.00<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC)<br />
5.30 As Time Goes By. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 The Restaurant. (CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 QI. (PG, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Gruen Planet. (CC)<br />
9.05 Randling. (PG, CC)<br />
9.40 Would I Lie To You? (Final) (CC)<br />
10.10 At The Movies. (CC)<br />
10.35 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.10 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.40 The Librarians. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
12.05 Parliament Question Time. (CC)<br />
1.05 White Skin, Black Spirit: My Search<br />
For Identity. (R, CC) 1.40 The Jewel In The<br />
Crown. (PG, R, CC) 2.45 Football. SANFL.<br />
Qualifying final. Replay. 5.30 Eggheads.<br />
(R, CC)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Perfect Romance. (2004) (PGa, R)<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Toybox. (P,<br />
CC) 4.00 Spit It Out. (C, R, CC) 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. (CC) 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC)<br />
5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PGav, CC)<br />
7.30 The X Factor. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Winners & Losers. With the<br />
electricity about to be cut off, Jenny<br />
and Patrick learn the extent of their<br />
parents’ financial woes. (Ma, CC)<br />
9.30 Smash. Karen finds a new use for<br />
her acting talents after she joins Dev<br />
at a high-powered government party.<br />
The drama between Michael and<br />
Julia heats up. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 Smash. (Ms, CC)<br />
11.30 Hung. (MA15+sl, CC)<br />
12.10 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC)<br />
12.35 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Murder In Mind. (1997) (Mvns) 2.00<br />
Dr Oz. (PGa, CC) 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Toybox. (P,<br />
CC) 4.00 Spit It Out. (C, R, CC) 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. (CC) 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC)<br />
5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PGa, CC)<br />
7.30 Cosentino: The Grand Illusionist.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Criminal Minds. The unit<br />
investigates two violent home<br />
invasions in California that led to the<br />
deaths of all of the victims’ families.<br />
(Mav, CC)<br />
9.30 Covert Affairs. Personal problems<br />
continue to bedevil Annie’s sister,<br />
with the return of her estranged<br />
husband. (Mv, CC)<br />
10.30 Covert Affairs. (Mv, CC)<br />
11.30 Parks And Recreation. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC)<br />
12.30 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC)<br />
3.30 Magical Tales. (P, R, CC) 4.00 Kitchen<br />
Whiz. (C, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot<br />
Seat. (CC) 6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 WIN News. (CC)<br />
7.00 A Current Affair. (CC)<br />
7.30 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Anger Management. Filled with<br />
dread at the upcoming visit of his<br />
estranged father, Charlie is left at a<br />
loss by his parent’s atypical<br />
behaviour. (Ms, CC)<br />
9.00 Episodes. After network head Merc<br />
Lapidus’s father dies, Sean and<br />
Beverly get a lesson in Hollywoodstyle<br />
grief, as well wishers seize the<br />
chance to curry favour with the<br />
executive. (MA15+sl, CC)<br />
9.40 To Be Advised.<br />
11.40 Weeds. (MA15+ldsav, R)<br />
12.10 WIN News. (CC) 12.40 Eclipse. (PG,<br />
R) 1.10 The Beer Factor. (M, R) 1.35 What<br />
Would You Do? (M, R) 2.30 Extra. (CC)<br />
3.00 Danoz. 3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News.<br />
(CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC)<br />
3.30 Magical Tales. (P, R, CC) 4.00 Kitchen<br />
Whiz. (C, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot<br />
Seat. (CC) 6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 WIN News. (CC)<br />
7.00 A Current Affair. (CC)<br />
7.30 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 The Farmer Wants A Wife: Love<br />
Bites. In the wake of the 24-hour<br />
dates, the girls get their last chance<br />
to make a good impression before<br />
they are sent home and the<br />
bachelors must ponder their final<br />
choice. Hosted by Natalie<br />
Gruzlewski. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Ibiza.<br />
(Mmns, CC)<br />
10.30 Embarrassing Kids Bodies. (Mmn,<br />
CC)<br />
11.30 House Husbands. (PG, R, CC)<br />
12.30 Cricket. ICC World Twenty20.<br />
Australia v Ireland. From R. Premadasa<br />
Stadium, Colombo, Sri Lanka. 3.30 GMA.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P,<br />
CC) 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 10.00<br />
Morning News. (CC) 11.00 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30<br />
Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C,<br />
CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 I Will Survive. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 NCIS. The team investigates the<br />
murder of a naval officer, and is<br />
surprised to find an eyewitness’s<br />
description of a woman fleeing the<br />
scene of the crime matches that of<br />
the missing agent, EJ Barrett. (Mv,<br />
R, CC)<br />
9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Mv, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.15 Three Rivers. (M, CC)<br />
12.15 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.30 CBS This Morning. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P,<br />
CC) 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 10.00<br />
Morning News. (CC) 11.00 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30<br />
Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C,<br />
CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 I Will Survive. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Puberty Blues. A night out for<br />
Debbie and Sue and the Greenhills<br />
gang ends in disaster. (Mslda, CC)<br />
9.30 Class Of. Preparations are underway<br />
for the first Parent Teacher night of<br />
the year at Sydney’s Bradfield Senior<br />
College. It is a big moment for the<br />
students, as they will be receiving<br />
their first formal reports after four<br />
months of lessons. (PGl, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.15 In Plain Sight. (M)<br />
12.15 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.30 CBS This Morning. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Red Like<br />
The Sky. (2006) (Italy) (PG, R) 2.50 My<br />
Grandmother Beijing. (Norway) (R) 3.00<br />
Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3.30 Al<br />
Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal.<br />
(CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30<br />
Global Village. (US) (R, CC) 5.45<br />
Countdown. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Who Do You Think You Are?<br />
Emilia Fox. (UK) (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Insight. An examination of the issue<br />
of financial support for elite athletes,<br />
as well as a look at who benefits<br />
and whether it is a cost effective<br />
expenditure of funds. Australian<br />
forum program, hosted by Jenny<br />
Brockie. (CC)<br />
9.30 Dateline. International current<br />
affairs, hosted by Mark Davis and<br />
Yalda Hakim. (CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.05 Movie: Hell. (2005) (France) (Mans,<br />
R)<br />
12.55 Shameless. (UK) (MA15+ls, R, CC)<br />
1.50 Shameless. (UK) (MA15+lsd, R, CC)<br />
2.55 WorldWatch. 4.30 Soccer. UEFA<br />
Champions League. Matchday 1.<br />
6.00 Soccer. UEFA Champions League.<br />
Matchday 1. Continued. 7.05 WorldWatch.<br />
1.00 Insight. (R, CC) 2.00 Dateline. (R,<br />
CC) 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC)<br />
3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The<br />
Journal. (CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC)<br />
5.30 Global Village. (US) (R, CC) 5.45<br />
Countdown. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Bears Of The Last Frontier: Arctic<br />
Wanderers. (US) (CC)<br />
8.30 Meet The Amish. (UK) Part 3 of 4.<br />
Follows five Amish teenagers as<br />
they travel to Britain on an<br />
extraordinary cultural-exchange<br />
program. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Cutting Edge: The New Great<br />
Game. (Canada) A look at the<br />
geopolitical struggle for control of<br />
the waterways of the Middle East.<br />
(CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.05 Movie: Phantom Pain. (2009)<br />
(Germany) Til Schweiger, Jana<br />
Pallaske, Stipe Erceg. (Mals, R)<br />
12.45 Warriors. (UK) (Final) (AV15+v, R,<br />
CC) 1.50 WorldWatch. 4.30 Soccer. UEFA<br />
Champions League. Matchday 1.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Iconicles. 1.30<br />
Mike The Knight. 1.45 Peppa Pig. 2.10 Elmo’s<br />
World. 2.25 Pingu. 2.35 Angelina Ballerina: The<br />
Next Steps. 2.50 Chuggington Badge Quest. 2.55<br />
Roary The Racing Car. 3.05 Fireman Sam. 3.20<br />
SamSam. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa<br />
In My Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s Helpline. 4.30 Play<br />
School. 5.05 Mister Maker. 5.25 Timmy Time.<br />
5.35 Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00<br />
Humf. 6.15 Guess How Much I Love You. 6.30 In<br />
The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30<br />
The Undercover Princes. 8.25 The Roast. 8.30<br />
Do Or Die. 9.30 Daddy Daycare. 10.20 The Great<br />
Food Truck Race. 11.00 The Roast. 11.05 Sunday<br />
Best. 12.35 Dirty Jobs. 1.20 Monkey Thieves.<br />
1.45 News Update. 1.50 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. 9.00 Home<br />
And Away. 9.30 Sons And Daughters. 10.00<br />
Coronation. 10.30 Shortland. 11.00 Bargain<br />
Hunt. 12.00 Kojak. 1.00 No Going Back: A Year<br />
In Tuscany. 1.30 Beautiful Homes And Great<br />
Estates. 2.00 Movie: Submarine X-1. (1969) 4.00<br />
4 Burners And A Grill. 4.30 On The Buses. 5.00<br />
Perfect Strangers. 5.30 Dad’s Army. 6.00 That’s<br />
My Boy. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66.<br />
8.30 The Vicar Of Dibley.<br />
9.10 Keeping Up Appearances.<br />
9.50 The New Reclaimers.<br />
10.50 Property Ladder.<br />
11.50 Digging Deep. 12.30 Kojak. 1.30 Movie:<br />
Submarine X-1. (1969) 3.30 Bargain Hunt. 4.30<br />
Shortland. 5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. 9.00 Home<br />
And Away. 9.30 Sons And Daughters. 10.00<br />
Coronation. 10.30 Shortland. 11.00 Bargain<br />
Hunt. 12.00 Kojak. 1.00 No Going Back: A Year<br />
In Tuscany. 1.30 Beautiful Homes And Great<br />
Estates. 2.00 Movie: Wicked Stepmother. (1989)<br />
4.00 4 Burners And A Grill. 4.30 On The Buses.<br />
5.00 Perfect Strangers. 5.30 Dad’s Army. 6.00<br />
That’s My Boy. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Heartbeat.<br />
8.30 Rosemary & Thyme.<br />
9.30 Pie In The Sky. Crabbe investigates a<br />
ramraid at a wine merchant’s warehouse.<br />
10.40 Rising Damp.<br />
11.10 The Bill. 12.20 Kojak. 1.30 Dad’s Army.<br />
2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Stag. 4.00 Room<br />
For Improvement. 4.30 Shortland. 5.00 Home<br />
Shopping.<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 7.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 7.30 Monsuno. 8.00 Ben 10: Alien<br />
Force. 8.30 Winx Club. 9.00 The Flintstones.<br />
9.30 Pinky And The Brain. 10.00 Spin City.<br />
10.30 Brainiacs. 11.30 The Bachelor. 1.30<br />
Extra. 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. 3.00 Power<br />
Rangers Samurai. 3.30 Monsuno. 4.00 Kids’ WB<br />
Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. 4.30 Big<br />
Brother. 6.00 Top Gear USA. 7.00 The Big Bang<br />
Theory.<br />
7.30 The Block NZ. The couples head to Hilton,<br />
Auckland for a gardening challenge. Hosted by<br />
Mark Richardson.<br />
8.30 Don’t Tell The Bride UK.<br />
9.30 Movie: What Happens In Vegas. (2008)<br />
Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah.<br />
11.30 South Park. 12.00 South Park. 12.30<br />
Alcatraz. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.30 Adventure Time. 7.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 7.30 Monsuno. 8.00 Ben 10: Alien<br />
Force. 8.30 Winx Club. 9.00 The Flintstones.<br />
9.30 Pinky And The Brain. 10.00 Spin City.<br />
10.30 The Block NZ. 11.30 The Bachelor. 1.30<br />
Extra. 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. 3.00 Power<br />
Rangers Samurai. 3.30 Monsuno. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. 4.30<br />
Seinfeld. 5.00 Big Brother. 6.00 Top Gear. 7.00<br />
The Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 Two And A Half Men.<br />
8.00 Two And A Half Men.<br />
8.30 Movie: Resident Evil: Apocalypse. (2004)<br />
Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Oded Fehr.<br />
10.30 Movie: Resident Evil: Extinction. (2007)<br />
12.30 Conan. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 Home Shopping.<br />
2.30 Home Shopping. 4.00 Conan. 5.00 Extra.<br />
5.30 The Flintstones.<br />
6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race<br />
27. Geico 400. Continued. 9.00 Baseball. MLB.<br />
New York Mets v Philadelphia Phillies. 12.00<br />
MLB Player Poll. 12.30 The WWE Experience.<br />
1.30 Omnisport. 2.00 Sport Science. 3.00 Bondi<br />
Rescue. 3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 True Heroes. 4.30<br />
Beach Patrol. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue.<br />
6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30<br />
Undercover Boss USA. 8.30 Cops: Adults Only.<br />
9.00 Cops: Adults Only. 9.30 Poker Showdown.<br />
10.30 Can Of Worms. 11.40 Better Off Ted. 12.10<br />
Fear Factor. 1.10 Frontiers Of Construction. 2.10<br />
M*A*S*H. 2.40 Omnisport. 3.00 Baseball. MLB.<br />
New York Mets v Philadelphia Phillies. Replay.<br />
6.00 Trick My Truck. 6.30 Gridiron. NFL. Week<br />
2. Philadelphia Eagles v Baltimore Ravens.<br />
Replay. 9.00 Baseball. MLB. Pittsburgh Pirates<br />
v Milwaukee Brewers. 12.00 Motorcycle Racing.<br />
MotoGP. Race 13. San Marino Grand Prix.<br />
Replay. 2.00 Sport Science. 3.00 Bondi Rescue.<br />
3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 True Heroes. 4.30 True<br />
Heroes. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00<br />
M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30<br />
Megafactories. 8.30 Burn Notice. 9.30 Movie: The<br />
Sum Of All Fears. (2002) 12.05 Prison Break.<br />
1.05 M*A*S*H. 1.35 Omnisport. 2.00 Motor<br />
Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 27. Geico<br />
400. Qualifying. 3.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR<br />
Sprint Cup. Race 27. Geico 400. Replay.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.00 Globe Trekker.<br />
6.35 Come Dine With Me: Greece.<br />
7.30 Lost Worlds.<br />
8.30 As It Happened.<br />
9.30 Movie: Just Another Love Story. (2007)<br />
11.25 Movie: Partners. (2009)<br />
1.10 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00<br />
WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News. 6.00 Globe Trekker.<br />
6.35 Come Dine With Me: Greece.<br />
7.30 Insight.<br />
8.30 The Bridge.<br />
9.40 Soccer. UEFA Champions League.<br />
Matchday 1. Replay.<br />
11.10 Movie: Heavyweights. (2007)<br />
12.50 WeatherWatch. 5.00 WeatherWatch And<br />
Music.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra.<br />
12.15 Backyard Science. 12.30 Quest. 1.00<br />
Fleabag Monkeyface. 1.15 Almost Naked<br />
Animals. 1.30 Total Drama Island. 1.55 The<br />
Aquabats Super Show! 2.25 Stoked. 2.50 Erky<br />
Perky. 3.05 Stormworld. 3.30 News On 3 Update.<br />
3.35 My Place. 4.00 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 4.30<br />
The Jungle Book. 4.40 Almost Naked Animals.<br />
4.55 YooHoo & Friends. 5.10 The Super Hero<br />
Squad Show. 5.35 Horrible Histories. 6.05 Iron<br />
Man: Armored Adventures. 6.30 Deadly 60. 7.00<br />
Stoked. 7.25 Total Drama Island. 7.45 Kaeloo.<br />
7.55 News On 3. 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And<br />
Dom. 8.30 Desperados. 8.55 The 3 Factor. 9.00<br />
Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 11.00 Battlestar Galactica. 12.00 T.J.<br />
Hooker. 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 New Dragnet. 2.30<br />
Malcolm And Eddie. 3.00 Fifth Gear. 3.30<br />
Motorcycle Racing. X-Fighters International<br />
Series. Replay. From Dubai. 4.30 Monster<br />
Garage. 5.30 That ’70s Show. 6.00 That ’70s<br />
Show. 6.30 How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 7.00 How I<br />
Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother.<br />
7.30 MythBusters.<br />
8.30 Pawn Stars.<br />
9.00 Pawn Stars.<br />
9.30 Cash Cowboys.<br />
10.30 American Pickers.<br />
11.30 Rude Tube. 12.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 11.00 Battlestar Galactica. 12.00 T.J.<br />
Hooker. 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 New Dragnet. 2.30<br />
Malcolm And Eddie. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30<br />
Monster Garage. 5.30 Scrubs. 6.00 Scrubs. 6.30<br />
How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 7.00 How I Met <strong>Your</strong><br />
Mother. 7.30 Swamp Men.<br />
8.30 Hardcore Pawn.<br />
9.00 Hardcore Pawn.<br />
9.30 American Pickers.<br />
10.30 American Pickers.<br />
11.30 Rude Tube. 12.00 S.W.A.T. 1.00 T.J.<br />
Hooker. 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30 Stag. 4.00<br />
Battlestar Galactica. 5.00 New Dragnet. 5.30<br />
Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. 7.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. 8.30<br />
Bewitched. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30<br />
Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends.<br />
12.00 Movie: Up The Chastity Belt. (1971) 2.00<br />
Green Acres. 2.30 Bewitched. 3.00 Sea Patrol<br />
UK. 4.00 Hoarders. 5.00 The Ellen DeGeneres<br />
Show. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 Hot In<br />
Cleveland.<br />
7.30 Yes Minister8.00 To The Manor Born.<br />
8.30 The Closer.<br />
9.30 Rizzoli & Isles.<br />
10.30 The Mentalist.<br />
11.30 Law & Order. 12.30 Friends. 1.00<br />
Dangerman. 2.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. 7.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. 8.30<br />
Bewitched. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping.<br />
10.30 Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30<br />
Friends. 12.00 Movie: Some Will, Some Won’t.<br />
(1970) 1.50 GEM Presents. 2.00 Green Acres.<br />
2.30 Bewitched. 3.00 How Clean Is <strong>Your</strong> House?<br />
3.30 How Clean Is <strong>Your</strong> House? 4.00 Yes<br />
Minister. 4.30 To The Manor Born. 5.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Friends.<br />
7.00 Hot In Cleveland.<br />
7.30 Border Force.<br />
8.30 Garrow’s Law.<br />
9.45 Silent Witness.<br />
11.00 Law & Order. 12.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr<br />
Quinn, Medicine Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven.<br />
11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00<br />
JAG. 2.00 MacGyver. 3.00 The King Of Queens.<br />
3.30 Infomercials. 4.00 Becker. 4.30 Family<br />
Ties. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch.<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00<br />
Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.30 Everybody<br />
Loves Raymond. 8.00 Rules Of Engagement.<br />
8.30 New Girl. 9.00 Friends With Benefits.<br />
9.30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 10.00 The GC. 10.30<br />
Melrose Place. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent.<br />
Tonight. 1.00 The Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00<br />
The Love Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 Dr Quinn,<br />
Medicine Woman. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr<br />
Quinn, Medicine Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven.<br />
11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG.<br />
2.00 MacGyver. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 3.30<br />
Infomercials. 4.00 Becker. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00<br />
Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 The<br />
Simpsons. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody<br />
Loves Raymond. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00<br />
Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Futurama.<br />
9.30 Futurama. 10.00 The Cleveland Show. 10.30<br />
King Of The Hill. 11.00 King Of The Hill. 11.30<br />
Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00 The<br />
Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love Boat.<br />
3.00 Charmed. 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman.<br />
5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
10.00 ABC News Mornings. 12.00 News. 12.30<br />
Newsline With Jim Middleton. 1.00 News. 2.00<br />
Parliament Question Time. 3.30 Afternoon Live.<br />
5.30 Capital Hill. 5.45 The Quarters. 6.00 The<br />
Drum. 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30<br />
Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30 The Business. 9.00<br />
The World. 10.00 The Drum. 10.45 The Quarters.<br />
11.00 News. 11.25 7.30. 12.00 News. 12.20<br />
Lateline. 1.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 2.00 BBC<br />
World News: The Hub. 3.30 7.30. 4.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour. 5.00 BBC World News. 5.30 Newsline<br />
With Jim Middleton.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
10.00 News. 12.30 National Press Club Address.<br />
1.30 News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time.<br />
3.30 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. 5.45 The<br />
Quarters. 6.00 The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters.<br />
7.00 News. 7.30 Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30<br />
The Business. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The Drum.<br />
10.45 The Quarters. 11.00 News. 11.25 7.30.<br />
12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 3.30<br />
7.30. 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC World<br />
News. 5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.
thuRSdAY SEPtEMBER 20<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 News. (CC) 9.30 Business Today.<br />
(CC) 10.00 Telling Tales. (R, CC) 10.05 Me<br />
Voila! (R) 10.15 La Mappa Misteriosa. (R,<br />
CC) 10.35 BTN. (R, CC) 11.00 Can We<br />
Believe The Science? New series. (PG,<br />
CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 12.30<br />
Minder. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 At The Movies.<br />
(R, CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time.<br />
(CC) 3.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00<br />
Eggheads. (CC) 5.30 As Time Goes By.<br />
(R, CC) 6.00 Rivers With Griff Rhys Jones.<br />
(R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Catalyst. (CC)<br />
8.30 Rake. With her novel about her life<br />
as a prostitute making waves, Missy<br />
announces her engagement to the<br />
founder of an online leaks website.<br />
(Mlsanv, CC)<br />
9.30 Lowdown. (Ml, CC)<br />
10.00 Summer Heights High. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.05 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.30 The National Parks: America’s<br />
Best Idea. (R, CC)<br />
12.25 The Clinic. (PG, R, CC) 1.15<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 2.30<br />
Football. WAFL. Preliminary final. Replay.<br />
5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
<strong>Your</strong> <strong>weekly</strong> <strong>television</strong> <strong>guide</strong><br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.35 Angelina<br />
Ballerina: The Next Steps. 2.50 Chuggington<br />
Badge Quest. 2.55 Roary The Racing Car. 3.05<br />
Fireman Sam. 3.20 SamSam. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55<br />
Olivia. 4.05 Grandpa In My Pocket. 4.20 Hana’s<br />
Helpline. 4.30 Play School. 5.05 Mister Maker.<br />
5.25 Timmy Time. 5.35 Octonauts. 5.45 Bananas<br />
In Pyjamas. 6.00 Humf. 6.15 Guess How Much I<br />
Love You. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks<br />
And Specks. 7.30 The Marngrook Footy Show.<br />
8.30 The Roast. 8.35 The Warehouse Comedy<br />
Festival. 9.00 Gruen Planet. 9.40 The Armstrong<br />
And Miller Show. 10.10 Outnumbered. 10.40 We<br />
Can Be Heroes: Finding The Australian Of The<br />
Year. 11.10 The Roast. 11.15 Eataholics. 12.15<br />
The League Of Gentlemen. 12.35 The League<br />
Of Gentlemen. 1.05 The Marngrook Footy Show.<br />
2.05 News Update. 2.10 Close.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.00 BTN Extra.<br />
12.15 Backyard Science. 12.30 Quest. 1.00<br />
Fleabag Monkeyface. 1.15 Almost Naked<br />
Animals. 1.30 Total Drama Action. 1.55 The<br />
Aquabats Super Show! 2.20 Stoked. 2.45<br />
Kaeloo. 2.50 Erky Perky. 3.05 Stormworld. 3.30<br />
News On 3 Update. 3.35 My Place. 4.00 Bindi’s<br />
Bootcamp. 4.30 The Jungle Book. 4.40 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 4.55 YooHoo & Friends. 5.10 The<br />
Super Hero Squad Show. 5.35 Horrible Histories.<br />
6.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 6.30 Deadly<br />
60. 7.00 Stoked. 7.25 Total Drama Island. 7.45<br />
Kaeloo. 7.55 News On 3. 8.00 The Legend Of<br />
Dick And Dom. 8.30 Kaitangata Twitch. 9.00<br />
Close.<br />
SEVEN SA<br />
FRIdAY SAtuRdAY SuNdAY MoNdAY tuESdAY WEdNESdAY thuRSdAY<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 A Perfect<br />
Day. (2006) Rob Lowe, Frances<br />
Conroy, Paget Brewster. 2.00 Dr<br />
Oz. 3.00 Medical Emergency.<br />
3.30 Toybox. 4.00 Spit It Out. 4.30<br />
News At 4.30. 5.00 The Price Is<br />
Right. 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 6.00<br />
News. 6.30 Today Tonight. 7.00<br />
Football. AFL. Finals Series. Week<br />
2. Semi-final. 10.30 1975 Final<br />
Story. A look back at the 1975<br />
Grand Final between Hawthorn<br />
and North Melbourne, featuring<br />
interviews with the players and<br />
coaches. 11.30 That ’70s Show.<br />
Hyde moves back in with the<br />
Formans when his dad leaves<br />
again. Eric is horrified by Kitty’s<br />
plan to redecorate the basement.<br />
12.00 Borderline Normal. (2001)<br />
Corbin Bernsen, Stephanie<br />
Zimbalist, Michael Ironside, Robin<br />
Dunne. 2.00 Auction Squad. 3.00<br />
Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today.<br />
6.00 Saturday Disney. 7.00 Weekend<br />
Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show:<br />
Weekends. 10.00 The Woodlies.<br />
10.30 Sea Princesses. 11.00 Dive<br />
Olly Dive! 11.30 Sally Bollywood:<br />
Super Detective. 12.00 That ’70s<br />
Show. 12.30 Beauty And The Geek<br />
Australia. 1.30 Motor Racing. V8<br />
Supercars Championship Series.<br />
Dick Smith Sandown 500. Touring<br />
Car Masters. From Sandown<br />
Raceway, Victoria. 2.30 Motor<br />
Racing. V8 Supercars Championship<br />
Series. Dick Smith Sandown 500.<br />
Qualifying races. From Sandown<br />
Raceway, Victoria. 5.00 Wild Vets.<br />
5.30 Out Of The Blue. 6.00 News.<br />
6.30 Football. AFL. Finals Series.<br />
Week 2. Semi-final. 10.30 Coyote<br />
Ugly. (2000) Piper Perabo, Adam<br />
Garcia, John Goodman, Maria Bello,<br />
Izabella Miko, Tyra Banks. 12.30<br />
The Pawn. (1998) 2.30 Secrets Of<br />
The Rainforest. 3.30 It Is Written<br />
Oceania. 4.00 Home Shopping. 5.00<br />
Beyond Tomorrow.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Murder At My Door. (1996) (Mva, R,<br />
CC) 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Toybox. (P,<br />
CC) 4.00 Spit It Out. (C, R, CC) 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. (CC) 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC)<br />
5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PGd, CC)<br />
7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. (CC)<br />
9.00 Criminal Minds. The unit travels to<br />
Atlanta to investigate the murders of<br />
two prostitutes. The evidence<br />
indicates the attacks were not<br />
sexually motivated, and with money<br />
still in the victims’ possession, it is<br />
obvious theft did not drive the killer<br />
either. (Ma, CC)<br />
10.00 Criminal Minds. (Ma, R, CC)<br />
11.00 Law & Order: LA. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.00 It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.<br />
(M)<br />
12.30 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. 9.00 Home<br />
And Away. 9.30 Sons And Daughters. 10.00<br />
Coronation. 10.30 Shortland. 11.00 Bargain<br />
Hunt. 12.00 Kojak. 1.00 No Going Back: A Year<br />
In Tuscany. 1.30 Beautiful Homes And Great<br />
Estates. 2.00 Movie: Bunny O’Hare. (1971) 4.00<br />
4 Burners And A Grill. 4.30 On The Buses. 5.00<br />
Perfect Strangers. 5.30 Dad’s Army. 6.00 That’s<br />
My Boy. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 The Royal. After the hospital boiler stops,<br />
Jack Bell saves the day. An intrepid explorer<br />
finds an interesting discovery during his stay at<br />
the Royal.<br />
8.30 Inspector Morse.<br />
10.40 Rising Damp.<br />
11.10 The Bill. 12.20 Kojak. 1.20 Movie: Bunny<br />
O’Hare. (1971) 3.30 Bargain Hunt 4.30 Shortland.<br />
5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 11.00 Battlestar Galactica. 12.00 T.J.<br />
Hooker. 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 New Dragnet. 2.30<br />
Malcolm And Eddie. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30<br />
Monster Garage. 5.30 Scrubs. 6.00 Scrubs. 6.30<br />
How I Met <strong>Your</strong> Mother. 7.00 How I Met <strong>Your</strong><br />
Mother.<br />
7.30 Swamp People.<br />
8.30 Turtleman.<br />
9.30 Operation Repo.<br />
10.00 Operation Repo.<br />
10.30 Operation Repo.<br />
11.00 Jail. 11.30 Bear Swamp Recovery. 12.00<br />
S.W.A.T. 1.00 T.J. Hooker. 2.00 Battlestar<br />
Galactica. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 Malcolm And<br />
Eddie. 5.00 New Dragnet. 5.30 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Handy Manny. 6.30 Fish<br />
Hooks. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.<br />
10.00 AFL Game Day. 11.00 1984<br />
Final Story. 12.00 V8 Xtra. 12.30<br />
Motor Racing. V8 Supercars<br />
Championship Series. Dick Smith<br />
Sandown 500. Race 20. From<br />
Sandown Raceway, Victoria. 5.00<br />
Drive Thru Australia. 5.30 SA Life.<br />
6.00 News. 6.30 Sunday Night.<br />
7.30 Border Security: Australia’s<br />
Front Line. 8.00 Air Ways. After<br />
months of preparation for an<br />
interstate gig, a foul-mouthed DJ<br />
arrives at the airport to discover<br />
that his flight has been cancelled.<br />
8.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys. 9.10 Mrs<br />
Brown’s Boys. 9.50 Billy Connolly’s<br />
World Tour Of Australia. 10.50 Role<br />
Models. (2008) 12.50 Outlaw. 2.00<br />
Home Shopping. 3.00 NBC Today.<br />
4.00 NBC Meet The Press. 5.00<br />
Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 Alive And Cooking. (CC)<br />
3.30 Magical Tales. (P, R, CC) 4.00 Kitchen<br />
Whiz. (C, CC) 4.30 News. (CC) 5.30 Hot<br />
Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 WIN News. (CC)<br />
7.00 A Current Affair. (CC)<br />
7.30 Big Brother. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Big Brother Confidential. A look at<br />
all the unseen action and talking<br />
points from the Big Brother house.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
9.00 The Big Bang Theory. After a<br />
professor at the university retires,<br />
Sheldon and Kripke battle it out for<br />
possession of his now-empty office.<br />
Penny receives a rather unusual gift<br />
from Amy. (PGsl, R, CC)<br />
9.30 The AFL Footy Show. (M, CC)<br />
11.15 WIN News. (CC)<br />
11.45 The NRL Footy Show. (M, CC)<br />
1.30 The Baron. (PG, R) 2.30 Extra. (CC)<br />
3.00 Danoz. 3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News.<br />
(CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 7.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 7.30 Monsuno. 8.00 Ben 10: Alien<br />
Force. 8.30 Winx Club. 9.00 The Flintstones.<br />
9.30 Pinky And The Brain. 10.00 Spin City.<br />
10.30 Brainiacs. 11.30 The Bachelor. 1.30<br />
Extra. 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. 3.00 Power<br />
Rangers Samurai. 3.30 Monsuno. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. 4.30<br />
Seinfeld. 5.00 Big Brother. 6.00 Top Gear. 7.00<br />
The Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
8.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
8.30 The Block NZ.<br />
9.30 Movie: Constantine. (2005) Keanu Reeves,<br />
Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Djimon Hounsou.<br />
12.00 Eclipse. 12.30 Conan. 1.20 Seinfeld.<br />
1.40 TMZ. 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home<br />
Shopping. 4.00 Conan. 5.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. 7.00 TV<br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. 8.30<br />
Bewitched. 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30<br />
Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends.<br />
12.00 Movie: Five Golden Dragons. (1967) 2.00<br />
Green Acres. 2.30 Bewitched. 3.00 Surfing The<br />
Menu. 3.30 Surfing The Menu. 4.00 Border<br />
Force. 5.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.00<br />
Friends. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 Hot In Cleveland.<br />
7.30 Animal Hoarding.<br />
8.30 Embarrassing Teenage Bodies. The team<br />
looks at conditions including excessive sweating.<br />
9.30 Super Nanny UK.<br />
10.30 My Strange Addiction.<br />
11.00 My Strange Addiction. 11.30 Friends. 12.00<br />
Flashpoint. 1.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00<br />
Freshman Fall. (1996) 2.00 Dr Oz.<br />
3.00 Medical Emergency. 3.30<br />
Toybox. 4.00 Spit It Out. 4.30<br />
News At 4.30. 5.00 The Price<br />
Is Right. 5.30 Deal Or No Deal.<br />
6.00 News. 6.30 Today Tonight.<br />
7.00 Home And Away. 7.30 The<br />
X Factor. In the wake of the boot<br />
camps and home visits, the top<br />
12 are ready to hit the stage and<br />
show the public they have what it<br />
takes in the first live show of the<br />
season. Hosted by Luke Jacobz,<br />
with judges Ronan Keating, Mel<br />
B, Natalie Bassingthwaighte and<br />
Guy Sebastian. 9.30 GCB. Pastor<br />
Tudor’s rivalry with Reverend Steve<br />
leads to Amanda taking charge of a<br />
church musical written by Heather<br />
in high school. 10.30 Up All Night.<br />
11.00 Suits. 12.00 30 Rock. 12.30<br />
30 Rock. 1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
3.30 Stag. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00<br />
Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P,<br />
CC) 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 10.00<br />
Morning News. (CC) 11.00 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC)<br />
12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30<br />
Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 4.00 Scope. (C, CC)<br />
4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC)<br />
5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC)<br />
7.30 Jamie’s Thirty Minute Meals. (R,<br />
CC)<br />
8.00 Jamie’s Thirty Minute Meals. (R,<br />
CC)<br />
8.30 Before The Game. Join Dave<br />
Hughes, Mick Molloy, Andrew<br />
Maher, Sam Lane, Ryan “Fitzy”<br />
Fitzgerald and Lehmo for a look at<br />
the lighter side of the AFL. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Law & Order: SVU. (Mav, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.15 Lie To Me. (Final) (Mvl, R, CC)<br />
12.15 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.30 CBS This Morning. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 Baseball. MLB. Pittsburgh Pirates v<br />
Milwaukee Brewers. Replay. 9.00 Baseball. MLB.<br />
New York Yankees v Toronto Blue Jays. 12.00<br />
MLB Player Poll. 12.30 NFL Total Access. 1.30<br />
Omnisport. 2.00 Sport Science. 3.00 Bondi<br />
Rescue. 3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 True Heroes. 4.30<br />
True Heroes. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue.<br />
6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30<br />
Extreme Fishing With Robson Green. 8.30 Movie:<br />
Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia. (2009) 10.30<br />
The Game Plan: NRL. 11.30 Forensics Under<br />
Fire. 12.30 Fear Factor. 1.30 M*A*S*H. 2.00 iFish.<br />
2.30 Omnisport. 3.00 Baseball. MLB. New York<br />
Yankees v Toronto Blue Jays. Replay.<br />
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr<br />
Quinn, Medicine Woman. 10.00 7th Heaven.<br />
11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG.<br />
2.00 MacGyver. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 3.30<br />
Infomercials. 4.00 Becker. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00<br />
Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 The<br />
Simpsons. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody<br />
Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 The Simpsons.<br />
8.00 The Simpsons.<br />
8.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.<br />
9.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.<br />
10.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation.<br />
11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00<br />
The Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 Late Programs.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Perfect<br />
Romance. (2004) Kathleen<br />
Quinlan, Lori Heuring, Henry Ian<br />
Cusick. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. 3.30 Toybox. 4.00 Spit<br />
It Out. 4.30 News At 4.30. 5.00<br />
The Price Is Right. 5.30 Deal Or<br />
No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today<br />
Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away.<br />
7.30 The X Factor. 8.30 Winners &<br />
Losers. With the electricity about to<br />
be cut off, Jenny and Patrick learn<br />
the extent of their parents’ financial<br />
woes. 9.30 Smash. Karen finds a<br />
new use for her acting talents after<br />
she joins Dev at a high-powered<br />
government party. The drama<br />
between Michael and Julia heats<br />
up. Eileen and Tom’s ambitious<br />
assistant, Ellis, forges an alliance.<br />
10.30 Smash. 11.30 Hung. 12.10<br />
Sons And Daughters. 12.35<br />
Sons And Daughters. 1.00 Home<br />
Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00<br />
Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Murder<br />
In Mind. (1997) 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00<br />
Medical Emergency. 3.30 Toybox.<br />
4.00 Spit It Out. 4.30 News At 4.30.<br />
5.00 The Price Is Right. 5.30 Deal<br />
Or No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today<br />
Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away.<br />
Fearing failure, Jett and VJ both<br />
train hard. Marilyn’s awkwardness<br />
with John leads Gina to think there<br />
really is something going on. 7.30<br />
Cosentino: The Grand Illusionist.<br />
Illusionist Cosentino wows and<br />
amazes with a demonstration of<br />
his magical prowess. 8.30 Criminal<br />
Minds. The unit investigates two<br />
violent home invasions in California<br />
that led to the deaths of all of<br />
the victims’ families. 9.30 Covert<br />
Affairs. 10.30 Covert Affairs. 11.30<br />
Parks And Recreation. 12.00<br />
Sons And Daughters. 12.30 Sons<br />
And Daughters. 1.00 Shopping.<br />
3.30 Stag. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00<br />
Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Soccer. UEFA Champions League.<br />
Matchday 1. Continued. 7.05 WorldWatch.<br />
1.35 Japanese News. 2.10 Hong Kong<br />
News. 2.30 Feast Greece. (R, CC) 3.00<br />
Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 3.30 Al<br />
Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal.<br />
(CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30<br />
Global Village. (US) (R, CC) 5.45<br />
Countdown. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Gourmet Farmer. (R, CC)<br />
8.00 Destination Flavour. (CC)<br />
8.30 Our Food: Kent. Part 3 of 4. The<br />
team heads to Kent, where some of<br />
the food can be found to have a<br />
continental flavour. Giles gets a taste<br />
of what beer was like before the<br />
arrival of hops. Lucy heads to<br />
Whitstable in search of shellfish. The<br />
team learn about the secret lives of<br />
shepherds. Alys uncovers the real<br />
roots of English cherries. (CC)<br />
9.35 The School: Educating Essex.<br />
(UK) (Ml, CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.00 UEFA Champions League Hour.<br />
(R)<br />
12.05 Movie: Kontroll. (2003) (Hungary)<br />
(MA15+lsv, R) 2.00 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.00 Globe Trekker.<br />
6.35 Come Dine With Me: Greece.<br />
7.30 Dateline.<br />
8.30 UEFA Champions League Hour.<br />
9.30 Movie: Troubled Water. (2008)<br />
11.35 Movie: The Story Of My Life. (2004)<br />
1.10 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00<br />
WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
10.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.<br />
1.00 News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time.<br />
3.30 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. 5.45 The<br />
Quarters. 6.00 The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters.<br />
7.00 News. 7.30 Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30<br />
The Business. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The Drum.<br />
10.45 The Quarters. 11.00 News. 11.25 7.30.<br />
12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour. 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. 3.30<br />
7.30. 4.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 5.00 BBC World<br />
News. 5.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Murder<br />
At My Door. (1996) Judith Light,<br />
R.H. Thomson, Johnny Galecki.<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 Medical<br />
Emergency. 3.30 Toybox. 4.00 Spit<br />
It Out. 4.30 News At 4.30. 5.00<br />
The Price Is Right. 5.30 Deal Or<br />
No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today<br />
Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away.<br />
Bianca continues to doubt Heath.<br />
8.00 Better Homes And Gardens.<br />
An exclusive look at the winner of<br />
the 2012 home colour awards. 9.30<br />
Criminal Minds. The unit travels to<br />
Atlanta to investigate the murders<br />
of two prostitutes. 10.30 Criminal<br />
Minds. 11.30 Law & Order:<br />
LA. 12.30 It’s Always Sunny In<br />
Philadelphia. 1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise<br />
Extra. 5.30 Early News.