TV Guide Mar 15-21 - Weekly Times Now
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Your weekly television guide<br />
FRIdAY MARCh <strong>15</strong><br />
SAtuRdAY MARCh 16<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Double<br />
Trouble. (R, CC) 10.20 What I Wrote. (R,<br />
CC) 10.30 Arrows Of Desire. (R, CC)<br />
10.55 Telling Tales. (R, CC) 11.00 Foreign<br />
Correspondent. (R, CC) 11.30 One Plus<br />
One. (CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC)<br />
12.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. (PG, R,<br />
CC) 1.25 Last Of The Summer Wine. (CC)<br />
2.00 Waterloo Road. (PG, R, CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (R,<br />
CC) 5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC)<br />
6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30 Victoria. (CC)<br />
8.00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My<br />
House? Roleystone. Series return.<br />
(CC)<br />
8.30 The Doctor Blake Mysteries. (Mva,<br />
CC)<br />
9.30 Silk. <strong>Mar</strong>tha prepares for the<br />
biggest case of her career,<br />
defending <strong>Mar</strong>k Draper. (Ma, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.05 My Family. (Final) (R, CC)<br />
11.35 Rage. Chart hits, new releases and<br />
music video clips from the rage<br />
vault. (MA<strong>15</strong>+adhlnsv)<br />
5.00 Rage. (PG)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.55 Fun With<br />
Claude. 2.10 Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 Fifi And The<br />
Flowertots. 2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies.<br />
2.45 Tinga Tinga Tales. 3.00 Shaun The Sheep.<br />
3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30<br />
Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong><br />
Five Minutes More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30<br />
Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20<br />
Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45<br />
Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear.<br />
6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00<br />
Spicks And Specks. 7.30 River Monsters. 8.35<br />
Dawn Porter Goes Lesbian. 9.30 Confessions<br />
Of A Sex Addict. 10.25 Miniseries: Red Dwarf:<br />
Back To Earth. (2009) 10.55 Adam Hills: The Last<br />
Leg. 11.20 Set List. 11.45 River Monsters. 12.35<br />
Swingtown. 1.<strong>15</strong> Alzheimer’s The Musical. 1.55<br />
News Update. 2.00 Close.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs. 12.00<br />
BTN Extra. 12.20 Backyard Science. 12.35<br />
Rush <strong>TV</strong>. 1.00 Pixel Pinkie. 1.30 The Twisted<br />
Whiskers Show. 1.55 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.35<br />
YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00<br />
Double Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30<br />
Lockie Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.<strong>15</strong> The Adventures<br />
Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis &<br />
Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored<br />
Adventures. 6.00 Bugged. 6.05 Star Wars: The<br />
Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 6.55 Grizzly<br />
Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Life With Boys.<br />
7.30 Prank Patrol. 7.55 News On 3. 8.05 Good<br />
Game: SP. 8.30 Bushwhacked! 9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 Rage. 10.30 Rage. (PG) 11.30 7.30<br />
Victoria. (R, CC) 12.00 Australian Story.<br />
(R, CC) 12.30 Catalyst: On The Road. (R,<br />
CC) 1.00 At The Movies. (R, CC) 1.30<br />
Eggheads. (R, CC) 2.00 Cassowaries.<br />
(PG, R, CC) 3.00 Movie: Magnificent<br />
Obsession. (1954) (PG, R, CC) 4.55<br />
Midsomer Murders. (PG, R, CC)<br />
6.30 Gardening Australia. (R, CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 The Paradise. (CC)<br />
8.30 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud<br />
meets a couple who have set out to<br />
build a house in London, large<br />
enough for a dance floor and DJ<br />
booth. (PG, R, CC)<br />
9.20 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries.<br />
(Final) Phryne is on the hunt for<br />
escaped prisoner Murdoch Foyle,<br />
who is not only responsible for the<br />
death of her sister but is also linked<br />
to the murder of an antiques dealer.<br />
(Mv, R, CC)<br />
10.<strong>15</strong> Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL.<br />
(PG, R, CC)<br />
10.45 Laid. (Mls, R, CC)<br />
11.10 Rage. Featuring music video clips.<br />
(MA<strong>15</strong>+adhlnsv)<br />
5.00 Rage. (PG)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: The Ballad Of Lucy Whipple. (2001)<br />
(Ma, R) 2.00 Dr Oz. (Ma, CC) 3.00 Wild<br />
Vets. (R, CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R,<br />
CC) 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or<br />
No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. Jett finally gets<br />
the upper hand on Tilda. Having<br />
decided to return to school, Tamara<br />
is discouraged by the uniform<br />
requirements. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. Joh<br />
visits the home of My Kitchen Rules<br />
guest judge Colin Fassnidge and<br />
finds out his favourite recipe. (CC)<br />
9.00 Movie: Secretariat. (2010) Diane<br />
Lane, John Malkovich, <strong>Mar</strong>go<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>tindale. A housewife and mother<br />
agrees to take over her ailing<br />
father’s stables. (G, CC)<br />
11.30 Movie: Disturbia. (2007)<br />
Shia LaBeouf, Sarah Roemer.<br />
(Mav, R, CC)<br />
1.40 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Weekend<br />
Sunrise. (CC) 10.00 The Morning Show:<br />
Weekend. (PG, CC) 12.00 Dr Oz. (PG, R,<br />
CC) 1.00 Possum’s Club. 1.30 Movie: The<br />
AristoCats. (1970) (G, R) 3.00 Movie:<br />
Avalon High. (2010) (G) 5.00 Destination<br />
Ski. (R) 5.30 Peter Mitchell’s Melbourne:<br />
Our Life And <strong>Times</strong>. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Movie: Indiana Jones And The<br />
Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.<br />
(2008) Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf.<br />
Indiana Jones is reunited with a<br />
woman from his past when he and a<br />
young man battle Soviet agents for<br />
control of a mysterious crystal skull.<br />
(PGlv, R, CC)<br />
9.00 Movie: Knowing. (2009) Nicolas<br />
Cage, Chandler Canterbury, Rose<br />
Byrne. After uncovering a time<br />
capsule, a university professor<br />
discovers it contains an encoded<br />
message which predicts a series of<br />
impending disasters. (Mhv, R, CC)<br />
11.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.00 Movie: Catch A Fire. (2006) Derek<br />
Luke, Bonnie Henna, Tim Robbins.<br />
(Malv, R)<br />
2.05 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 News <strong>Now</strong>. (CC) 4.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Hot Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC)<br />
7.00 The Block: All Stars Unlocked.<br />
The judges hand down their final<br />
verdict on the All Stars’ completed<br />
kitchens as the couples race to<br />
finish their houses. Hosted by Scott<br />
Cam. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 The Big Bang Theory. Howard and<br />
Raj visit a nightclub for goths, to pick<br />
up women. (PGs, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Movie: The Bounty Hunter. (2010)<br />
Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler, Gio<br />
Perez. A down-on-his-luck bounty<br />
hunter is assigned to track down his<br />
bail-jumping ex-wife. (Mlsv, R, CC)<br />
10.45 Movie: Never Back Down. (2008)<br />
Sean Faris, Djimon Hounsou, Cam<br />
Gigandet. (Mva, R, CC)<br />
1.00 The WIN News Hour Late Edition. (R,<br />
CC) 2.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 2. St<br />
George Illawarra Dragons v Brisbane<br />
Broncos. (CC) 4.30 GMA. (CC)<br />
6.00 Bubble Guppies. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R,<br />
CC) 7.00 Weekend Today: Saturday. (CC)<br />
10.00 Mornings: Saturday. (PG, CC) 12.00<br />
The Bottom Line Icon Series. (PG) 12.30<br />
Fishing Australia. (R, CC) 1.00 The Middle.<br />
(PG, R, CC) 1.30 Neighbours At War.<br />
(PGl, R) 2.00 Who Do You Think You Are?<br />
(PG, R, CC) 3.00 Movie: Grumpier Old<br />
Men. (1995) (PGsl, R, CC) 5.00 News.<br />
(CC) 5.30 Getaway. (PG, CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
7.30 Movie: The Spy Next Door. (2010)<br />
Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Billy<br />
Ray Cyrus. (PGv, R, CC)<br />
9.30 Movie: The Expendables. (2010)<br />
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham,<br />
Jet Li. A group of mercenaries are<br />
hired to assassinate the ruthless<br />
dictator of a small South American<br />
island. (AV<strong>15</strong>+vl, R, CC)<br />
11.30 Movie: Identity. (2003) John<br />
Cusack. (AV<strong>15</strong>+lv, R, CC)<br />
1.20 Movie: Captivity. (2007) (AV<strong>15</strong>+lvh, R)<br />
3.00 Spyforce. (PG, R) 4.00 Danoz. (R)<br />
4.30 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. (R) 5.00<br />
Gilligan’s Island. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush<br />
Kangaroo. (R)<br />
6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00<br />
Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The<br />
Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00<br />
Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday<br />
Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R, CC)<br />
10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 10.30<br />
Boys Weekend. (R) 11.00 Bondi Vet. (PG,<br />
R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mads, CC) 1.00 The<br />
Doctors. (PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady<br />
Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG,<br />
CC) 3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00<br />
Once Upon A Dream. (Final) (C, R, CC)<br />
4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC)<br />
5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.30 The Living Room. Lifestyle<br />
program. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 American Idol. Hosted by Ryan<br />
Seacrest, with celebrity judges<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>iah Carey, Randy Jackson, Keith<br />
Urban and Nicki Minaj. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.45 The Project. A look at the day’s<br />
news, events and hot topics. (R, CC)<br />
12.45 David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.45 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
6.00 Shore Birds: Frequent Flyers. (R)<br />
7.00 Me And My Monsters. (Final) (C, R,<br />
CC) 7.30 The Elephant Princess. (C, R,<br />
CC) 8.00 The Australian Formula 1 Grand<br />
Prix Breakfast. 11.00 Motor Racing.<br />
Formula 1. Race 1. Australian Grand Prix.<br />
Practice and Qualifying Sessions. From<br />
Albert Park, Melbourne.<br />
6.30 David Attenborough’s Africa:<br />
Sahara. Sir David Attenborough’s<br />
epic journey across five geographic<br />
regions of Africa continues with a<br />
look at the Sahara. (CC)<br />
7.30 Making Of David Attenborough’s<br />
Africa. A look at the making of<br />
David Attenborough’s Africa. (CC)<br />
8.30 Movie: Die Hard 4.0. (2007) Bruce<br />
Willis, Justin Long, Timothy<br />
Olyphant. Detective John<br />
McClane is assigned to capture a<br />
computer hacker but instead<br />
matches wits with a terrorist intent<br />
on paralysing the US capital, using<br />
the internet. (Mv, R, CC)<br />
11.10 Can Of Worms. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.10 48 Hours: Ransom. (Ma)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
4.30 Religious Programs.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Food Lovers’ <strong>Guide</strong><br />
To Australia. (R, CC) 1.30 One Born Every<br />
Minute. (UK) (PG, R, CC) 2.30 Living<br />
Black. (CC) 3.00 France 24 International<br />
News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC)<br />
4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30 PBS<br />
NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Global Village.<br />
(France) (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Grand Tours Of Scotland: It’s Just<br />
Like Switzerland. (Final) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Monty Halls’ Great Irish Escape.<br />
(UK) (Final) (CC)<br />
8.35 The Dust Bowl: Reaping The<br />
Whirlwind. (US) (PG, CC)<br />
9.35 As It Happened: Operation<br />
Crossbow. (UK) Documents<br />
Operation Crossbow, an important<br />
but little-known story of the creation<br />
of a secret “weapon” by scientists<br />
working at RAF Medmenham during<br />
World War II. (PG, CC)<br />
10.35 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.10 Movie: 199 Tips To Be Happy.<br />
(2008) (Chile) Pablo Macaya,<br />
Tamara Garea, Andrea García-<br />
Huidobro. (MA<strong>15</strong>+ns, R)<br />
12.55 Kurt Wallander. (Sweden) (Msv, R)<br />
2.45 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Paris: The<br />
Luminous Years. (US) (R) 2.00 Phillippe<br />
Jaroussky: A High Pitched Portrait.<br />
(France) 3.00 Looking For Lowry. (UK)<br />
(PG, R) 3.55 The Beauty Of Books. (UK)<br />
(R) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Who<br />
Do You Think You Are? (UK) (R, CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Salvage Hunters. (UK) (CC)<br />
8.30 Prisoners Of War. (Israel) Nimrod<br />
quits his job at the advertising<br />
agency but his failure to inform Talia<br />
of his resignation causes an<br />
argument. (Mv, CC)<br />
9.30 Movie: Agora. (2009) (Spain)<br />
Rachel Weisz, Max Minghella,<br />
Oscar Isaac. During the 4th century<br />
AD, a slave living in Egypt falls in<br />
love with his mistress, the famous<br />
female philosophy and mathematics<br />
professor Hypatia of Alexandria.<br />
(AV<strong>15</strong>+v, CC)<br />
11.50 Movie: The Sea Inside. (2004)<br />
(Spain) Javier Bardem, Belén<br />
Rueda, Lola Dueñas. A man who is<br />
left a quadriplegic, after a swimming<br />
accident, fights for the right to have<br />
an assisted suicide. (Ma, R)<br />
2.00 WorldWatch.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 3.05 Maya The Bee.<br />
3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam.<br />
4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong> Five Minutes More. 4.25<br />
Miffy And Friends. 4.30 The Country Mouse And<br />
The City Mouse Adventures. 4.55 Penelope.<br />
5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack.<br />
5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas<br />
In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.<strong>15</strong> Mr<br />
Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks<br />
And Specks. 7.30 Wild Things with Dominic<br />
Monaghan. 8.<strong>15</strong> Good Game: Pocket Edition.<br />
8.30 Oscar Pistorius: What Really Happened?<br />
9.30 Movie: Throw Momma From The Train.<br />
(1987) 10.55 Red Dwarf. 11.25 Red Dwarf. 11.50<br />
Red Dwarf. 12.25 Miniseries: Red Dwarf: Back To<br />
Earth. (2009) 12.45 Miniseries: Red Dwarf: Back<br />
To Earth. (2009) 1.<strong>15</strong> Horne And Corden. 1.40<br />
News Update. 1.45 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30<br />
It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing<br />
Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And<br />
Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of The<br />
Class. 11.00 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To Hart.<br />
1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Lost Horizon. (1973)<br />
4.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 6.00 Gardeners’<br />
World. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc <strong>Mar</strong>tin.<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>tin treats a patient who recently received<br />
a knee replacement, but is refusing to take<br />
antibiotics. 8.30 Escape To The Country. Denise<br />
Nurse helps a couple relocate. 9.30 Cowboy<br />
Builders. Dominic and Sheree help a family that<br />
has been left to freeze in a half-finished extension<br />
without heating. 10.30 60 Minute Makeover.<br />
11.30 Movie: The Principal. (1987) 1.50 Hart To<br />
Hart. 2.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 4.00 The Bill.<br />
5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Saturday Disney. 9.00<br />
Shake It Up. 9.30 Wizards Of Waverly Place.<br />
10.00 Home Shopping. 11.00 Live Healthy, Be<br />
Happy. 11.30 Great South East. 12.00 Creek<br />
To Coast. 12.30 Queensland Weekender. 1.00<br />
Sydney Weekender. 1.30 Sydney Weekender.<br />
2.00 Horse Racing. Featuring the Group 1<br />
$500,000 Randwick Guineas (1600m), and the<br />
Group 3 races, the $125,000 Sweet Embrace<br />
Stakes (1200m) and $125,000 Skyline Stakes<br />
(1200m). From Warwick Farm Racecourse,<br />
Sydney, New South Wales. 5.00 Coxy’s Big<br />
Break. 5.30 Must See Places Of The World.<br />
6.30 Ballykissangel. 7.30 Heartbeat. 8.40<br />
Taggart. 10.50 60 Minute Makeover. 11.50 Movie:<br />
Unstoppable. (2004) 2.00 Must See Places Of<br />
The World. 3.00 The Australians. 4.00 The World<br />
Around Us. 5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Magical Tales. 7.30<br />
Pyramid. 8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 The<br />
Looney Tunes Show. 9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30<br />
Monsuno. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai.<br />
10.30 Winx Club. 11.00 Survivor: Caramoan.<br />
12.00 TMZ. 12.30 Extra. 1.00 Bachelor Pad. 3.30<br />
Power Rangers Super Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB<br />
Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 The<br />
Looney Tunes Show. 5.00 Adventure Time. 5.30<br />
Movie: Scooby-Doo! Curse Of The Lake Monster.<br />
(2010) 7.30 Movie: Shrek Forever After. (2010)<br />
Voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie<br />
Murphy. 9.30 Movie: Paul Blart: Mall Cop. (2009)<br />
Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays. 11.30<br />
Two And A Half Men. 12.00 Conan. 1.00 The<br />
Hard <strong>Times</strong> Of RJ Berger. 1.30 Bachelor Pad.<br />
4.00 Conan. 4.50 Flash & Dash. 5.10 Flash &<br />
Dash. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
7.00 Kids’ WB Saturday. 7.05 Adventure Time.<br />
7.30 Dogstar. 8.00 GASP! 8.30 Scooby-Doo!<br />
Mystery Incorporated. 9.00 The Looney Tunes<br />
Show. 9.30 Generator Rex. 10.00 Young Justice:<br />
Invasion. 10.30 Ben 10: Omniverse. 11.00 Lockie<br />
Leonard. 11.30 Stormworld. 12.00 A Gurls Wurld.<br />
12.30 Winx Club. 1.00 Winx Club. 1.30 <strong>TV</strong> Shop:<br />
Home Shopping. 2.00 Looney Tunes. 2.<strong>15</strong> The<br />
Block: All Stars. 4.30 The Block: All Stars. 5.30<br />
Survivor: Caramoan. 6.30 Movie: The Wizard Of<br />
Oz. (1939) 8.40 Movie: Into The Blue. (2005) Paul<br />
Walker. While scouting the deep blue waters off<br />
the Bahamas, a group of divers find a sunken<br />
plane with an illegal cargo worth millions. 11.00<br />
Two And A Half Men. 12.00 Conan. 1.00 MAD.<br />
1.30 TMZ. 2.00 Survivor: Caramoan. 3.00 Top<br />
Gear USA. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 Flash & Dash. 5.10<br />
Flash & Dash. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 M7 Multisport. 6.30 Omnisport. 7.00<br />
Liverpool <strong>TV</strong>. 10.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR<br />
Nationwide Series. Race 3. Sam’s Town 300.<br />
Highlights. 11.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint<br />
Cup. Race 3. Kobalt Tools 400. Highlights. 12.00<br />
Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 1. Australian<br />
Grand Prix. Practice Sessions. 7.00 Cops. 7.30<br />
World’s Toughest Fixes. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU.<br />
9.30 Basketball. NBL. Round 23. Wollongong<br />
Hawks v Sydney Kings. 11.30 Black Gold. 12.30<br />
Fear Factor. 1.30 Python Hunters. 2.30 Meteorite<br />
Men. 3.30 Omnisport. 4.00 Basketball. NBL.<br />
Round 22. Melbourne Tigers v New Zealand<br />
Breakers. Replay.<br />
6.00 Sport Science. 7.00 Sport Science.<br />
8.00 The Australian Formula 1 Grand Prix<br />
Breakfast. 11.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1.<br />
Race 1. Australian Grand Prix. Practice and<br />
Qualifying Sessions. 6.30 Monster Jam. 7.30<br />
M*A*S*H. 8.00 M*A*S*H. 8.30 Movie: Aliens.<br />
(1986) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn, Michael<br />
Biehn, Paul Reiser, Lance Henriksen. The sole<br />
survivor of a crew slaughtered by an alien, is<br />
awakened from cold sleep and enlisted to lead<br />
a regiment to a colonised planet which has<br />
suffered a mysterious fate. 11.20 <strong>Mar</strong>k Webber<br />
Challenge 2012. 12.20 Grand Prix: The Killer<br />
Years. 1.30 The Animal Extractors. 2.30 The<br />
Animal Extractors. 3.30 Ross Kemp: In Search<br />
Of Pirates. 4.30 Omnisport. 5.00 Motor Racing.<br />
NASCAR Nationwide Series. Race 3. Sam’s Town<br />
300. Highlights.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News.<br />
6.05 Sophie Grigson In The Orient.<br />
6.40 Sarah Wiener In The Alps.<br />
7.30 UEFA Europa League Highlights.<br />
8.35 Extreme Frontiers: Canada.<br />
9.30 Movie: Love In A Puff. (2010)<br />
11.20 Movie: Dumplings. (2004)<br />
1.00 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00<br />
WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch<br />
News. 8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian<br />
News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News.<br />
10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News.<br />
11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News.<br />
12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40<br />
Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek<br />
News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55<br />
Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.<br />
6.00 Sophie Grigson In The Orient.<br />
6.30 A Bite Of China.<br />
7.30 White House Revealed.<br />
8.30 Inspector Montalbano.<br />
10.25 Movie: Princesses. (2005)<br />
12.25 Movie: Life With My Father. (2005) 2.25<br />
WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch<br />
And Music. 5.05 Korean News. 5.40 Japanese<br />
News.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.05 Good Game: SP.<br />
9.30 The Aquabats Super Show! 9.50 Canimals.<br />
10.00 Chop Socky Chooks. 10.20 Kaeloo. 10.30<br />
Iron Man: Armored Adventures. 10.55 Sadie J.<br />
11.25 Life With Boys. 11.45 Prank Patrol. 1.55 CJ<br />
The DJ. 2.05 GASP! 2.20 Erky Perky. 2.35 Don’t<br />
Blame The Koalas. 3.00 Lockie Leonard. 3.35<br />
Stoked. 4.00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 4.<strong>15</strong><br />
Jibber Jabber. 4.35 Steam Punks! 5.00 Young<br />
Dracula. 5.30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 5.55<br />
Deadly 60. 6.25 Prank Patrol. 6.50 The Aquabats<br />
Super Show! 7.10 Kaeloo. 7.20 Good Game: SP.<br />
7.45 News On 3. 7.50 You’re Skitting Me. 8.<strong>15</strong><br />
Fruits Basket. 8.40 Voltron: Defender Of The<br />
Universe. 9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 7.30<br />
Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy<br />
Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00<br />
Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 FlashForward.<br />
2.00 Bullrun. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 Dream Car<br />
Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Pimp My<br />
Ride. 6.00 Pimp My Ride.<br />
6.30 Breaking The Magician’s Code: Magic’s<br />
Secrets Revealed.<br />
7.30 Movie: Dragonheart. (1996)<br />
9.30 Movie: Wanted. (2008)<br />
11.45 Punk’d. 12.<strong>15</strong> Blokesworld. 12.50 30<br />
Rock. 1.20 V.I.P. 2.30 Homicide: Life On The<br />
Street. 3.30 Dream Car Garage. 4.00 Dream Car<br />
Garage. 4.30 Motor Mate.<br />
6.00 V.I.P. 8.00 Home Shopping. 9.00 NBC<br />
Today. 11.00 Homicide: Life On The Street.<br />
12.00 Ultimate Spider-Man. 12.30 Greatest<br />
Ever. 1.30 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Hook,<br />
Line And Sinker. 2.30 Treasure Divers. 3.30<br />
Freak Encounters. 4.00 Freak Encounters. 4.30<br />
Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure. 5.30<br />
Shockwave. 6.30 Cities Of The Underworld. 7.30<br />
Mighty Structures. 8.30 Ice Pilots.<br />
9.30 Big Australia.<br />
10.30 Movie: The Thing. (1982)<br />
12.50 Unsolved Mysteries. 1.50 Treasure Divers.<br />
3.00 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure.<br />
4.00 V.I.P. 5.00 Freak Encounters. 5.30 Home<br />
Shopping.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop:<br />
Home Shopping. 8.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive.<br />
9.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And<br />
Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00<br />
Movie: The Colditz Story. (1955) 2.00 My Crazy<br />
Obsession. 2.30 My Crazy Obsession. 3.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. 3.30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental<br />
Guidance. 4.30 Extreme Makeover. 5.30 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 A Current<br />
Affair. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 2. St<br />
George Illawarra Dragons v Brisbane Broncos.<br />
10.00 Movie: The Rookie. (1990) 12.30 Movie:<br />
The <strong>Mar</strong>seilles Contract. (1974) 2.10 Friends.<br />
2.40 Movie: Laughter In Paradise. (1951) 4.30<br />
Dangerman. 5.30 Adventures In Rainbow Country.<br />
6.00 Movie: The Colditz Story. (1955) 8.00 <strong>TV</strong><br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 9.30 Movie: Against<br />
The Wind. (1948) 11.<strong>15</strong> Movie: The Titfield<br />
Thunderbolt. (1953) 1.00 Postcards. 1.30 Movie:<br />
A Summer Place. (1959) 4.05 Movie: Bedknobs<br />
And Broomsticks. (1971) 6.30 Secret Dealers.<br />
7.30 Antiques Roadshow.<br />
8.30 CSI: NY. When a night shift cleaner is found<br />
hanged on Ellis Island, the apparent suicide is<br />
quickly ruled a homicide.<br />
9.30 CSI: Miami.<br />
10.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.<br />
11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 Movie: Dr Jekyll<br />
And Sister Hyde. (1971) 2.30 Movie: A Summer<br />
Place. (1959) 5.00 Antiques Roadshow.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 9.00 Sabrina. 9.30 Old School<br />
Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star<br />
Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers.<br />
4.00 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties.<br />
5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00<br />
Sabrina. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves<br />
Raymond.<br />
7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
8.00 Becker.<br />
8.30 Star Trek: Voyager.<br />
9.30 Star Trek: Voyager.<br />
11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00<br />
omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 7.00 The Brady Bunch. 7.30<br />
The King Of Queens. 8.00 Infomercials. 9.00<br />
The Range Country Music <strong>TV</strong>. 11.30 Happy<br />
Days. 12.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00<br />
Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The King Of<br />
Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days.<br />
5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30<br />
Becker. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 MasterChef: The Professionals.<br />
10.30 The Graham Norton Show.<br />
11.30 Summer Hits. 1.30 Family Ties. 2.00<br />
Becker. 2.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 3.00<br />
Cheers. 3.30 Sabrina. 4.00 Becker. 4.30 The<br />
King Of Queens. 5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 Mass<br />
For You At Home.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business<br />
Today. 10.00 ABC News Mornings. 12.00<br />
News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.<br />
1.00 News. 2.30 State To State. 3.00<br />
Afternoon Live. 5.05 Capital Hill. 5.30 News.<br />
6.00 The Drum. 6.45 ABC Open. 7.00 News.<br />
7.30 Planet America. 8.00 News Exchange.<br />
8.30 One Plus One. 9.00 The World.<br />
10.00 The Drum. 10.45 ABC Open. 11.00<br />
News. 11.30 Big Ideas. 12.00 News. 12.20<br />
Lateline. 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 7.30 SA.<br />
2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World<br />
News. 3.30 7.30 ACT. 4.00 BBC World News.<br />
4.30 BBC Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour.<br />
6.30 One Plus One. 7.00 News. 7.30 The World<br />
This Week. 8.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.30<br />
State To State. 12.00 News. 12.45 The Quarters.<br />
1.00 Press Club. 2.00 News. 2.30 Big Ideas.<br />
3.00 News. 3.30 The World This Week. 4.00<br />
News. 4.30 Catalyst: On The Road. 5.00 News.<br />
5.30 One Plus One. 6.00 News. 6.30 Foreign<br />
Correspondent. 7.00 News. 7.30 State To State.<br />
8.00 Four Corners. 8.45 Big Ideas Sampler. 9.00<br />
News. 9.30 World This Week. 10.00 News. 10.30<br />
Planet America. 11.00 Q&A. 12.00 Big Ideas. 1.00<br />
BBC World News. 1.30 7.30 Queensland. 2.00 Al<br />
Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News. 3.30<br />
7.30 NT. 4.00 The World This Week. 4.30 One<br />
Plus One. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.
SuNdAY MARCh 17<br />
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ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 Rage. 6.30 Children’s Programs. 9.00<br />
Insiders. (CC) 10.00 Inside Business. (CC)<br />
10.30 Offsiders. (CC) 11.00 Asia Pacific<br />
Focus. (R, CC) 11.30 Songs Of Praise. (R,<br />
CC) 12.00 Landline. (CC) 1.00 Travel Oz.<br />
(R, CC) 1.30 World Café Asia. (R, CC)<br />
2.00 How The Earth Was Made. (R, CC)<br />
3.00 Manet. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 The Book<br />
Club. (R, CC) 5.00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild<br />
Life. (R, CC) 5.30 Deadly 60 On A Mission.<br />
New series. (CC)<br />
6.00 Dig 1940: The Blitz. (CC)<br />
6.30 Compass. (CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 David Attenborough’s Galapagos:<br />
Adaptation. (CC)<br />
8.20 The Making Of David<br />
Attenborough’s Galapagos. (CC)<br />
8.30 Midsomer Murders. (Final)<br />
(Mvas, CC)<br />
10.00 Rev. (Mld, CC)<br />
10.30 Shakespeare Uncovered. (CC)<br />
11.25 In Search Of Beethoven. (R, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> Movie: Happy Birthday, Wanda June.<br />
(1971) (Malv, R, CC) 1.55 Order In The<br />
House. (CC) 2.55 Rage. (MA<strong>15</strong>+adhlnsv,<br />
R) 4.05 The New Inventors. (R, CC) 4.35<br />
Art Nation. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Gardening<br />
Australia. (R, CC) 5.30 Catalyst. (R, CC)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Gaspard And<br />
Lisa. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10<br />
Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots.<br />
2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga<br />
Tinga Tales. 3.00 Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya<br />
The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55<br />
Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong> Five Minutes<br />
More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30 Iconicles.<br />
4.55 Penelope. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20<br />
Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45<br />
Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear.<br />
6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00<br />
Spicks And Specks. 7.30 The Hoarder Next Door.<br />
8.30 Great Ormond Street. 9.30 This American<br />
Life. 10.00 Meet The Young Americans. 10.50<br />
Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan. 11.40 Hell<br />
On Wheels. 12.25 The Tudors. 1.<strong>15</strong> Three Hungry<br />
Boys. 1.40 News Update. 1.45 Close.<br />
Your weekly television guide<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 8.35 Almost Naked<br />
Animals. 8.50 Detentionaire. 9.10 Dani’s House.<br />
9.40 Sadie J. 10.10 Roy. 10.40 The Slammer.<br />
11.10 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 11.35 Good Game: SP.<br />
12.00 Move It Mobstyle. 12.30 Rush <strong>TV</strong>. 12.55<br />
Sweat. 1.20 Sumo Mouse. 1.45 I Got A Rocket.<br />
2.00 Pixel Pinkie. 2.<strong>15</strong> Mortified. 2.40 Blue Water<br />
High. 3.10 Double Trouble. 3.35 Round The Twist.<br />
4.00 Jibber Jabber. 4.25 The Jungle Book. 4.50<br />
Shaun The Sheep. 5.00 Bindi’s Bootcamp. 5.25<br />
Steam Punks! 5.55 Survive This. 6.<strong>15</strong> Grizzly<br />
Tales For Gruesome Kids. 6.30 Horrible Histories.<br />
7.00 Wolverine And The X-Men. 7.25 Tower Prep.<br />
8.10 News On 3. 8.<strong>15</strong> The Killian Curse. 8.35<br />
Good Game: SP. 9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Backyard<br />
Science. (R, CC) 10.25 Science Clips. (R,<br />
CC) 10.35 Inside Science. (PG, R, CC)<br />
10.50 I Maths. (R, CC) 11.00 Landline. (R,<br />
CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 12.30<br />
David Attenborough’s Galapagos. (R, CC)<br />
1.20 The Making Of David Attenborough’s<br />
Galapagos. (R, CC) 1.30 Meerkat Manor.<br />
(R, CC) 2.00 Question Time. (CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC)<br />
5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC)<br />
6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Australian Story. (CC)<br />
8.30 Four Corners. Investigative<br />
journalism program. (CC)<br />
9.20 Media Watch. (CC)<br />
9.35 Q&A. (CC)<br />
10.35 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.10 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.35 Five Daughters. (Mval, R, CC)<br />
12.25 Movie: I Walked With A Zombie.<br />
(1943) (B&W, PG, R, CC) 1.35 Parliament<br />
Question Time. (CC) 2.35 Grand Designs.<br />
(R, CC) 3.25 Rage. (MA<strong>15</strong>+adhlnsv, R)<br />
4.00 Movie: Flying Down To Rio. (1933)<br />
(B&W, G, R) 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge. 6.30<br />
Home Shopping. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.<br />
(CC) 10.00 AFL Game Day. (PG, CC)<br />
11.10 Footy Flashbacks. AFL. Replay of<br />
the 2012 Grand Final. Hawthorn v Sydney.<br />
12.40 Movie: Minutemen. (2008) (G, R)<br />
2.30 Movie: Wild Child. (2008) (PGls, R,<br />
CC) 4.30 Live Healthy, Be Happy. (CC)<br />
5.00 Drive Thru Australia. (CC) 5.30<br />
Coxy’s Big Break. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Sunday Night. (CC)<br />
7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front<br />
Line. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 The Force: Behind The Line.<br />
Authorities launch a raid in response<br />
to rumours about a notorious drug<br />
dealer who was recently released<br />
from prison. (PG, CC)<br />
8.40 Downton Abbey. Facing the<br />
possibility he will have to spend the<br />
rest of his life behind bars, for Vera’s<br />
murder, Bates must take his fate in<br />
his own hands. (M, CC)<br />
9.45 Castle. (M, CC)<br />
10.40 Castle. (M, R, CC)<br />
11.40 Law & Order: LA. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.35 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Love With A Perfect Stranger.<br />
(1986) (PGa, R) 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC)<br />
3.00 Wild Vets. (R, CC) 3.30 Minute To Win<br />
It. (R, CC) 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 5.30<br />
Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC)<br />
8.45 Revenge. Things get complicated<br />
for Emily as Mason Treadwell<br />
continues to delve into her past,<br />
revealing he knows about the “link”<br />
between her and Amanda. Having<br />
uncovered the evidence he needs to<br />
take over the company, Aiden<br />
makes a possibly critical mistake.<br />
(M, CC)<br />
9.45 How I Met Your Mother. (M, CC)<br />
10.<strong>15</strong> How I Met Your Mother. (M, CC)<br />
10.45 Private Practice. (M, CC)<br />
11.45 Happy Endings. (PG, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> Last Chance Learners. (PG, R, CC)<br />
1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Bubble Guppies. (R) 6.30 Dora. (R,<br />
CC) 7.00 Weekend Today. (CC) 10.00<br />
Wide World Of Sports. (CC) 11.00<br />
Athletics. Australian Tour. Perth Track<br />
Classic. Highlights. 12.00 Gilligan’s Island.<br />
(R) 12.30 Movie: Dallas. (1950) (G, R, CC)<br />
2.30 Movie: Mogambo. (1953) (PGa, R,<br />
CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Antiques<br />
Roadshow. (R, CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 The Block: All Stars. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 60 Minutes. (CC)<br />
8.30 The Mentalist. Lorelei, one of Red<br />
John’s former compatriots,<br />
resurfaces and asks for help<br />
discovering if her former “patron”<br />
was responsible for her sister’s<br />
death. (M, CC)<br />
9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.<br />
Five people are killed in a small<br />
plane crash near the Vegas Strip.<br />
(M, CC)<br />
10.30 CSI: Miami. (Mv, R, CC)<br />
11.30 The Block: All Stars. (PG, R, CC)<br />
12.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 2.<br />
Wests Tigers v Penrith Panthers. From<br />
Campbelltown Stadium, NSW. (CC) 2.30<br />
20/20. (CC) 3.30 Danoz. (R) 4.00 GMA.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 News <strong>Now</strong>. (CC) 4.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Hot Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC)<br />
7.00 The Block: All Stars. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PGs, R, CC)<br />
8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, CC)<br />
9.00 Two And A Half Men. (Ms, CC)<br />
9.30 Person Of Interest. The latest<br />
“people of interest” turns out to be a<br />
pair of government agents who have<br />
been using information provided to<br />
them anonymously, by the machine,<br />
to battle terrorist-related threats to<br />
the country. Making the situation<br />
even more complex, is the potential<br />
victim’s determination to uncover<br />
their own source’s identity. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 Footy Classified. (M, CC)<br />
11.30 Extra. (CC)<br />
12.00 The WIN News Hour Late Edition.<br />
(R, CC) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.00 The<br />
Avengers. (PG, R) 3.00 Danoz. (R) 3.30<br />
GMA. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today.<br />
(CC)<br />
6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 6.30 Hillsong.<br />
7.00 Totally Wild. (R, CC) 7.30 Totally Wild.<br />
(C, R, CC) 8.00 Thrill Seekers. (R) 9.00<br />
Fuels Of The Future. (R) 10.00 Formula 1<br />
Grand Prix Season Preview. (CC) 12.00<br />
Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 1.<br />
Australian Grand Prix. Afternoon Session.<br />
From Albert Park, Melbourne. (CC) 4.00<br />
Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix Preview.<br />
(CC) 5.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race<br />
1. Australian Grand Prix. Race day. From<br />
Albert Park, Melbourne. (CC)<br />
6.45 The Biggest Loser: The Next<br />
Generation. Series return. (PGl,<br />
CC)<br />
7.45 MasterChef: The Professionals.<br />
(Final) (PG, CC)<br />
9.45 The Graham Norton Show. (Mls,<br />
CC)<br />
10.45 Movie: Thank You For Smoking.<br />
(2005) Aaron Eckhart, William H<br />
Macy, <strong>Mar</strong>ia Bello. (Mls, R, CC)<br />
12.45 Basketball. NBL. Round 23.<br />
Townsville Crocodiles v Melbourne<br />
Tigers. Replay. From Townsville<br />
Entertainment Centre, Queensland.<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)<br />
6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00<br />
Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The<br />
Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00 Judge<br />
Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday Gourmet<br />
With Justine Schofield. (R, CC) 10.00 Good<br />
Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 10.30 Huey’s<br />
Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 MasterChef: The<br />
Professionals. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The<br />
Doctors. (PGm, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady<br />
Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC)<br />
3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00<br />
Totally Wild. (C, CC) 4.30 The Bold And The<br />
Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.30 The Biggest Loser: The Next<br />
Generation. (PGa, CC)<br />
8.30 Can Of Worms. (M, CC)<br />
9.30 Hawaii Five-0. Investigating the<br />
death of a US <strong>Mar</strong>shal, Danny<br />
discovers a link. (Mva, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> The Project. (R, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 8.30 PopAsia. 10.30<br />
Football Asia. (CC) 11.00 UEFA<br />
Champions League Magazine. (CC) 11.30<br />
Speedweek. (CC) 1.30 Al Jazeera News.<br />
(CC) 2.30 Dino Gangs. (UK) (PG, R, CC)<br />
3.30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations.<br />
(US) (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Living Black. (CC)<br />
5.00 Cycling Central. (CC) 5.30 Inspector<br />
Rex. (Austria) (PG, R, CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Lost Worlds: History Cold Case –<br />
The Woman And Three Babies.<br />
(UK) (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 The Pluto Files. (US) (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Lucky. (US) Director Jeffrey Blitz<br />
takes a candid look at the appeal of<br />
the lottery and what happens to<br />
those lucky few who hit the jackpot.<br />
(Ml, R, CC)<br />
11.10 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Milan-San<br />
Remo. Highlights. From Italy.<br />
One-day race run annually between<br />
the Italian cities of Milan and San<br />
Remo, covering a distance of<br />
298km. Hosted by Michael<br />
Tomalaris, with expert analysis and<br />
commentary from David McKenzie<br />
and Matt Keenan.<br />
1.30 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Clean.<br />
(2004) (Canada) (Mdl, R) 3.00 France 24<br />
International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera<br />
News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC)<br />
4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial. (UK) (CC)<br />
5.00 PopAsia. 5.30 Global Village. (France)<br />
(R, CC)<br />
6.00 Wainwright Walks. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.35 MythBusters: Newton’s Crane<br />
Cradle. (US) (PG, R, CC)<br />
8.35 Man Vs Wild. (US) Go behind the<br />
scenes of Man Vs Wild with<br />
adventurer Edward “Bear” Grylls and<br />
his crew. Whether he is skydiving,<br />
climbing sheer cliffs or crossing<br />
shark-infested waters, everywhere<br />
Bear goes, a dedicated camera<br />
team follows as they film him battling<br />
to survive in some of the most<br />
hostile places on Earth. (Ml, R, CC)<br />
9.35 RocKwiz. Music quiz show,<br />
featuring performances from two<br />
musical celebrities. (PG, R, CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.00 The World Game. (R)<br />
12.00 SOS. (AV<strong>15</strong>+) 1.00 The<br />
Family UK. (UK) (PG, R, CC) 2.00<br />
WorldWatch.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Gaspard And<br />
Lisa. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10<br />
Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots.<br />
2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.45<br />
Tinga Tinga Tales. 3.00 Shaun The Sheep.<br />
3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30<br />
Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong><br />
Five Minutes More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends.<br />
4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia.<br />
5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time.<br />
5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley<br />
Bear. 6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon. 6.30 In The Night Garden.<br />
7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 River Monsters.<br />
8.35 Meet The Young Americans. 9.30 The<br />
Fades. 10.30 Miniseries: Red Dwarf: Back To<br />
Earth. (2009) 10.55 Great Ormond Street. 11.55<br />
River Monsters. 12.45 The Fades. 1.45 Monkey<br />
Thieves. 2.10 News Update. 2.<strong>15</strong> Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Naked City. 8.00<br />
Bless Me Father. 8.30 Home Shopping. 9.30<br />
Mad About You. 10.00 Movie: Sunny Side Of The<br />
Street. (1951) 11.30 The Hook & The Cook. 12.00<br />
Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of Ireland. 12.30 The Emeril<br />
Lagasse Show. 1.30 The Food Truck. 2.00 Home<br />
And Away Catch-Up. 4.<strong>15</strong> Movie: The Deep End<br />
Of The Ocean. (1999) 6.30 Movie: While You<br />
Were Sleeping. (1995)<br />
8.40 Escape To The Country. Nicki Chapman<br />
helps a couple with a large budget find their first<br />
home in the Peak District.<br />
9.40 60 Minute Makeover.<br />
10.40 Homes Under The Hammer.<br />
12.00 The Shield. 1.00 Lyndey Milan’s Taste Of<br />
Ireland. 1.30 The Emeril Lagasse Show. 2.30 The<br />
Bill. 3.30 The Bill. 4.30 The World Around Us.<br />
5.30 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30<br />
It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing<br />
Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And<br />
Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of The<br />
Class. 11.00 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To Hart.<br />
1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Sail A Crooked Ship.<br />
(1961) 4.00 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 5.10 Royal<br />
Upstairs Downstairs. 6.00 Gardeners’ World. 6.30<br />
Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Mighty Ships.<br />
8.30 Waking The Dead. The team race against<br />
the clock to find the identity of the murderer before<br />
he is hunted down by two of his abuse victims.<br />
9.40 Criminal Minds.<br />
10.40 Criminal Minds.<br />
11.40 The Shield. 12.40 Hart To Hart. 1.40<br />
Designing Women. 2.10 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 3.00<br />
Edward & Mrs Simpson. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Home<br />
Shopping.<br />
7.00 Kids’ WB Sunday. 7.05 Adventure Time.<br />
7.30 The <strong>Mar</strong>velous Misadventures Of Flapjack.<br />
8.30 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. 9.00<br />
The Looney Tunes Show. 9.30 Generator Rex.<br />
10.00 Batman: The Brave And The Bold. 10.30<br />
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 11.00 Power Rangers<br />
Samurai. 11.30 Monsuno. 12.00 Movie: Green<br />
Lantern: First Flight. (2010) 1.30 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home<br />
Shopping. 2.00 The Bachelorette. 4.00 The Hills.<br />
4.30 The Block: All Stars. 5.30 The Block: All<br />
Stars. 6.30 Suburgatory. 7.00 The Middle. 7.30<br />
The Big Bang Theory.<br />
8.30 Movie: Just Go With It. (2011) Adam<br />
Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker.<br />
11.00 South Park. 12.00 Conan. 1.00<br />
Suburgatory. 1.30 The Middle. 2.00 The<br />
Bachelorette. 4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10<br />
Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Surprises. 7.30<br />
Pyramid. 8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 The<br />
Looney Tunes Show. 9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30<br />
Monsuno. 10.00 Power Rangers Super Samurai.<br />
10.30 Winx Club. 11.00 Total Wipeout UK. 12.00<br />
TMZ. 12.30 Extra. 1.00 The Bachelorette. 3.00<br />
Monsuno. 3.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai.<br />
4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate<br />
Alien. 4.30 Young Justice. 5.00 To Be Advised.<br />
6.00 Total Wipeout UK. 7.00 The Big Bang<br />
Theory.<br />
7.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
8.00 Top Gear.<br />
9.30 Movie: V For Vendetta. (2006) Natalie<br />
Portman, Hugo Weaving, Stephen Rea.<br />
12.30 Conan. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 The Bachelorette.<br />
4.00 Conan. 4.50 Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30<br />
Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup.<br />
Race 3. Kobalt Tools 400. Highlights. 7.00 The<br />
Animal Extractors. 8.00 The Animal Extractors.<br />
9.00 Meteorite Men. 10.00 Formula 1 Grand Prix<br />
Season Preview. 12.00 Motor Racing. Formula<br />
1. Race 1. Australian Grand Prix. Afternoon<br />
Session. 4.00 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix<br />
Preview. 5.00 Motor Racing. Formula 1.<br />
Race 1. Australian Grand Prix. Race day.<br />
7.30 World’s Toughest Trucker. 8.30<br />
Movie: Speed. (1994) 10.55 Fast Forward:<br />
Funniest Send-Ups. Showcases some of<br />
Australia’s greatest comedy talents. 11.55<br />
Law & Order: SVU. 12.55 LA Hard Hats. 1.55<br />
Deconstruction. 2.25 M7 Multisport. 2.55<br />
Omnisport. 3.25 <strong>Mar</strong>cos Ambrose Workshop<br />
Tour. 3.30 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup.<br />
Race 4. Food City 500.<br />
6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup.<br />
Race 4. Food City 500. Continued. 7.30 <strong>Mar</strong>k<br />
Webber Challenge 2012. 8.30 Omnisport. 9.00<br />
The WWE Experience. 10.00 M7 Multisport.<br />
10.30 Sport Science. 11.30 Omnisport. 12.00<br />
World’s Toughest Trucker. 1.00 LA Hard Hats.<br />
2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 iFish. Host Paul<br />
Worsteling travels around Australia offering tips<br />
and advice on fishing. 3.00 Fear Factor. 3.30<br />
World’s Toughest Trucker. 4.30 Meteorite Men.<br />
5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart. 7.00<br />
Cops. 7.30 Python Hunters. 8.30 Movie: The<br />
Siege. (1998) 10.55 Motor Racing. Formula 1.<br />
Race 1. Australian Grand Prix. Race day. Replay.<br />
12.55 Monster Jam. 1.55 Fear Factor. 2.55<br />
M*A*S*H. 3.25 Omnisport. 3.55 NBL Moment.<br />
4.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 22. Perth Wildcats v<br />
Sydney Kings. Replay.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.20<br />
French News. 11.00 Hindi News. 11.30 Arabic<br />
News. 12.00 Russian News. 12.30 Turkish News.<br />
1.00 Dutch News. 1.30 Maltese News. 2.00<br />
Latin American News. 2.30 Portuguese News.<br />
3.00 Hungarian News. 3.30 Indonesian News.<br />
3.55 Croatian News. 4.30 Serbian News. 5.05<br />
Macedonian News. 5.35 Urdu News.<br />
6.00 Behind The Front Door.<br />
6.30 The Supersizers Go.<br />
7.35 Titanic: The Mission.<br />
8.30 Sex And Sensibility: The Allure Of Art<br />
Nouveau.<br />
9.30 SOS.<br />
10.30 Movie: White Night Wedding. (2008)<br />
12.20 The Bombing Of Germany. 1.20<br />
WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch<br />
And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40<br />
Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40<br />
Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish<br />
News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00<br />
Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic<br />
News. 5.30 Hindi News.<br />
6.00 China <strong>21</strong>.<br />
6.35 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures In<br />
Austria.<br />
7.30 Cycling. UCI World Tour. Paris-Nice.<br />
Highlights.<br />
8.30 Doc <strong>Mar</strong>tin France.<br />
9.30 The World Game.<br />
10.30 James May’s Toy Stories.<br />
11.30 James May’s Toy Stories.<br />
12.35 Movie: Sandcastle. (2010) 2.25<br />
WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch<br />
And Music.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs. 12.00<br />
BTN Extra. 12.20 Backyard Science. 12.35 Rush<br />
<strong>TV</strong>. 1.00 Total Drama Island. 1.25 The Twisted<br />
Whiskers Show. 1.50 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.30<br />
YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00<br />
Double Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30<br />
Lockie Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.<strong>15</strong> The Adventures<br />
Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis &<br />
Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored<br />
Adventures. 5.55 Bugged. 6.05 Star Wars: The<br />
Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 6.55 Grizzly<br />
Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Kratt Bros: Be The<br />
Creature. 7.55 News On 3. 8.05 Wolverine And The<br />
X-Men. 8.25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life. 9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 V.I.P. 8.30 Home<br />
Shopping. 9.30 Freak Encounters. 10.30<br />
Manapouri: The Toughest Tunnel. 11.30<br />
Greatest Ever. 12.30 Treasure Divers. 1.30<br />
Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure. 2.30<br />
Verminators. 3.30 Shockwave. 4.30 Pimp My<br />
Ride. 5.00 Pimp My Ride. 5.30 The Amazing<br />
Race. 6.30 Movie: Mystery Men. (1999)<br />
8.50 Movie: American Pie: The Wedding.<br />
(2003)<br />
10.50 Movie: American Pie Presents Beta<br />
House. (2007)<br />
12.40 Deadliest Warrior. 1.30 Treasure Divers.<br />
2.30 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure.<br />
3.30 V.I.P. 5.30 Pimp My Ride.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 7.30<br />
Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy<br />
Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 10.00 NBC Meet The<br />
Press. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00 Homicide: Life On The<br />
Street. 1.00 Australian Biker Build Off. 1.30 Motor<br />
Mate. 3.30 Motor Mate. 4.30 Dream Car Garage.<br />
5.30 Minute To Win It. 6.30 Seinfeld.<br />
7.30 Pawn Stars.<br />
8.00 Hollywood Treasure.<br />
8.30 Pawn Stars.<br />
9.30 American Restoration.<br />
10.30 Cash Cowboys.<br />
11.30 Bid America! 12.00 Warehouse 13. 1.00<br />
V.I.P. 2.00 Homicide: Life On The Street. 3.00<br />
Motor Mate. 5.00 Dream Car Garage.<br />
6.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 6.30 GEM<br />
Presents. 6.40 Movie: Sea Devils. (1953) 8.30<br />
<strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 Movie: Mister<br />
Ten Per Cent. (1967) 11.45 Movie: Contraband<br />
Spain. (1955) 1.30 Getaway. 2.00 The NRL<br />
Sunday Footy Show. 4.00 Rugby League. NRL.<br />
Round 2. Wests Tigers v Penrith Panthers. From<br />
Campbelltown Stadium, NSW. 6.00 Motorway<br />
Patrol. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow.<br />
7.30 Planet Earth.<br />
8.30 Movie: Rain Man. (1988)<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> True CSI: Cold Blood. 12.<strong>15</strong> Movie: Rich<br />
And Strange. (1931) 2.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home<br />
Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday<br />
Life With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Seaway.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 <strong>TV</strong><br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Secret Dealers.<br />
9.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And<br />
Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00<br />
Movie: Rattle Of A Simple Man. (1964) 2.00 First<br />
Love, Second Chance. 3.00 Alive And Cooking.<br />
3.30 Antiques Roadshow. 4.30 Planet Earth. 5.30<br />
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.30 Friends. 7.00 A<br />
Current Affair. 7.30 Hoarding: Buried Alive. 8.30<br />
Super Nanny USA. 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies.<br />
10.30 My Crazy Obsession. 11.30 Friends. 12.00<br />
Footy Classified. 1.00 Dangerman. 2.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop:<br />
Home Shopping. 3.30 Selfcare. 4.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop:<br />
Home Shopping. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life<br />
With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Seaway.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja<br />
Turtles. 9.30 Infomercials. 10.00 7th Heaven.<br />
11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00 American Idol. 2.30<br />
Neighbours. 3.00 Neighbours. 5.00 Merlin. 6.00<br />
Sabrina. 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 7.00<br />
Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 The Simpsons.<br />
8.00 Futurama.<br />
8.30 Movie: A Night At The Roxbury. (1998)<br />
10.<strong>15</strong> The Office.<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> Everybody Loves Raymond. 12.05 Sabrina.<br />
12.30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1.30 7th<br />
Heaven. 2.30 Everybody Loves Raymond. 3.00<br />
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 4.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 9.00 Sabrina. 9.30 Old School<br />
Neighbours. 10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star<br />
Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers.<br />
4.00 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties.<br />
5.00 Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00<br />
Sabrina. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves<br />
Raymond.<br />
7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
8.00 Raising Hope.<br />
8.30 Movie: Buffy The Vampire Slayer. (1992)<br />
10.25 Merlin.<br />
11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00<br />
omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 7.30 Victoria. 6.30 State To State. 7.00 News.<br />
7.30 Asia Pacific Focus. 8.00 Weekend Breakfast.<br />
9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Weekend Breakfast. 11.30<br />
World This Week. 12.00 News. 12.45 The Quarters.<br />
1.00 Big Ideas. 2.00 News. 2.30 Offsiders. 3.00<br />
News. 3.30 Need To Know. 4.00 News. 4.30<br />
Planet America. 5.00 News. 5.30 At The Movies.<br />
6.00 News. 6.30 Australian Story. 7.00 News. 7.30<br />
World This Week. 8.00 Insiders. 9.00 News. 9.30<br />
One Plus One. 10.00 News. 10.30 Big Ideas. 11.00<br />
Landline. 12.00 Inside Business. 12.30 Planet<br />
America. 1.00 BBC World News. 1.30 7.30 WA.<br />
2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News.<br />
3.30 7.30 Tasmania. 4.00 Asia Pacific Focus. 4.30<br />
State To State. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
9.55 ABC Open. 10.00 ABC News Mornings.<br />
12.00 News. 12.30 Asia Pacific Focus. 1.00<br />
News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.<strong>15</strong><br />
Afternoon Live. 5.<strong>15</strong> Capital Hill. 5.30 News.<br />
6.00 The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00<br />
News. 7.30 Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30 The<br />
Business. 8.55 ABC Open. 9.00 The World. 9.35<br />
Q&A. 10.30 News. 11.00 The Drum. 11.45 The<br />
Quarters. 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 BBC<br />
Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30 Newsline With Jim<br />
Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC<br />
Global With Jon Sopel. 3.25 ABC Open. 3.30<br />
The Business. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.30 BBC<br />
Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.
Your weekly television guide<br />
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ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Behind The<br />
News. (CC) 10.25 Real Chinese. (R, CC)<br />
10.40 Postcards From Bangladesh. (R,<br />
CC) 10.50 Australia’s Prime Ministers. (R,<br />
CC) 10.55 Australia’s Heritage: National<br />
Treasures. (R, CC) 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG,<br />
CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 12.30<br />
Q&A. (R, CC) 1.30 Compass. (R, CC) 2.00<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC)<br />
5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC)<br />
6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Foreign Correspondent. (CC)<br />
8.30 New Tricks. (PG, R, CC)<br />
9.30 At The Movies. (CC)<br />
10.00 Artscape: Anatomy – Stomach.<br />
(Ml, CC)<br />
10.30 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.05 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.30 Four Corners. (R, CC)<br />
12.20 Media Watch. (R, CC) 12.35<br />
Desperate Romantics. (Ms, R, CC) 1.25 The<br />
Sleeping Book. (R, CC) 1.55 Parliament<br />
Question Time. (CC) 2.55 Grand Designs.<br />
(R, CC) 3.50 Movie: Top Hat. (1935) (B&W,<br />
G, R, CC) 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Gaspard And<br />
Lisa. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55 Fun With Claude. 2.10<br />
Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots.<br />
2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga<br />
Tinga Tales. 3.00 Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya<br />
The Bee. 3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55<br />
Igam Ogam. 4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong> Five Minutes<br />
More. 4.25 Miffy And Friends. 4.30 Play School.<br />
5.00 Peppa Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack.<br />
5.30 Pingu. 5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In<br />
Pyjamas. 6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon.<br />
6.30 In The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And<br />
Specks. 7.30 River Monsters. 8.30 Good Game.<br />
9.00 Please Like Me. 9.30 Unsafe Sex In The<br />
City. 10.25 Red Dwarf X. 11.00 Confessions Of A<br />
Sex Addict. 12.00 River Monsters. 12.50 Later…<br />
With Jools Holland. 1.50 Sanctuary. 2.30 News<br />
Update. 2.35 Close.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs. 1.00 Total<br />
Drama Island. 1.25 The Twisted Whiskers Show.<br />
1.50 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost Naked Animals.<br />
2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.30 YooHoo &<br />
Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00 Double<br />
Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30 Lockie<br />
Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.<strong>15</strong> The Adventures<br />
Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis &<br />
Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored<br />
Adventures. 6.00 Bugged. 6.05 Star Wars: The<br />
Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 6.55 Grizzly<br />
Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 Demons. 7.55<br />
News On 3. 8.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures.<br />
8.25 My Great Big Adventure. 8.50 The<br />
Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 9.00 Close.<br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 For The<br />
Juniors. (R, CC) 10.<strong>15</strong> Ace Day Jobs. (R,<br />
CC) 10.20 My Great Big Adventure. (R,<br />
CC) 10.45 Behind The News Specials.<br />
(CC) 11.00 Big Ideas. (PG, CC) 12.00<br />
Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 Press Club<br />
Address. (CC) 1.30 At The Movies. (R, CC)<br />
2.00 Question Time. (CC) 3.00 Children’s<br />
Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 5.30<br />
News: Early Edition. (CC) 6.00 Grand<br />
Designs. (R, CC) 7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Tractor Monkeys. New series.<br />
Comedy quiz show. (PG, CC)<br />
9.00 The Agony Of Life. (PG, CC)<br />
9.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (CC)<br />
9.55 Would I Lie To You? (Ms, CC)<br />
10.25 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.00 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.30 Bored To Death. (Final) (Mv, R, CC)<br />
11.55 Durham County. (Final) (Mlv, R, CC)<br />
12.50 Parliament Question Time. (CC)<br />
1.50 Catholic Dilemma. (R, CC) 2.30<br />
Football. WAFL. Round 1. West Perth v<br />
East Perth. From The Arena, Joondalup,<br />
Western Australia. 5.30 Eggheads. (R,<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Held Hostage. (2009) (Masv, R)<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R,<br />
CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30<br />
News At 4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal.<br />
(CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PG, CC)<br />
7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC)<br />
8.45 Packed To The Rafters. Dave is<br />
determined to take his business to<br />
the next level, beginning with his new<br />
contract with Duncan. However, after<br />
Duncan’s wandering eye puts him on<br />
a collision course with Coby, it leaves<br />
Dave scrambling to prevent a<br />
potential disaster and Frankie feeling<br />
unimpressed with her boyfriend’s lack<br />
of maturity. (PGv, CC)<br />
9.45 Parenthood. (PGa, CC)<br />
10.55 Parenthood. (PGa, CC)<br />
12.00 Ningaloo: Where Ocean Giants<br />
Meet. (R)<br />
1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
CC)6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00<br />
Movie: Schemes. (1994) (Mvsl, R, CC)<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R,<br />
CC) 3.30 Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30<br />
News At 4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal.<br />
(CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PGa, CC)<br />
7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC)<br />
8.45 Last Resort. Grace is haunted by<br />
an event from her past as a food<br />
shortage threatens everyone’s<br />
survival. A terrible crime turns the<br />
islanders against the Colorado crew.<br />
Sam continues to match wits with<br />
agent Booth. Back in the US,<br />
Christine and Kylie take risks in<br />
order to get Christine to the island.<br />
(Mv, CC)<br />
10.40 World’s Wildest Police Videos.<br />
(Mv, CC)<br />
11.35 I Shouldn’t Be Alive: Left For<br />
Dead On Everest. (PG, CC)<br />
12.30 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 News <strong>Now</strong>. (CC) 4.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Hot Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC)<br />
7.00 The Block: All Stars. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
(PGs, R, CC)<br />
9.00 2 Broke Girls. After being<br />
threatened with eviction from the<br />
cupcake shop, Max and Caroline are<br />
forced to consider selling their lease.<br />
(Msd, CC)<br />
9.30 Movie: Wedding Crashers. (2005)<br />
Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel<br />
McAdams, Isla Fisher. Two<br />
womanisers begin to see the error of<br />
their ways when one of them meets<br />
and falls in love with the daughter of<br />
an influential politician at a wedding.<br />
(Mls, R, CC)<br />
12.00 The WIN News Hour Late Edition.<br />
(R, CC) 1.00 The Block: All Stars. (PG, R,<br />
CC) 2.00 Seaway. (PG, R) 3.00 Danoz. (R)<br />
3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30<br />
Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 News <strong>Now</strong>. (CC) 4.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Hot Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC)<br />
7.00 The Block: All Stars. Four of the<br />
teams from previous seasons of The<br />
Block, including Amity and Phil,<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>k and Duncan, Josh and Jenna,<br />
and Dani and Dan, compete to<br />
renovate four heritage-listed homes<br />
in the Sydney suburb of Bondi.<br />
Hosted by Scott Cam. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 To Be Advised.<br />
10.30 The Block: All Stars. (PG, R, CC)<br />
11.30 Extra. (CC)<br />
12.00 The WIN News Hour Late Edition.<br />
(R, CC) 1.00 Extra. (CC) 1.30 Gideon’s<br />
Way. (PG, R) 2.30 Danoz. (R) 3.30 GMA.<br />
(CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 Today. (CC)<br />
6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00<br />
Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The<br />
Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00 Judge<br />
Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday Gourmet<br />
With Justine Schofield. (R, CC) 10.00 Good<br />
Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC) 10.30 Huey’s<br />
Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 The Biggest Loser:<br />
The Next Generation. (PGl, R, CC) 12.00<br />
Dr Phil. (PGs, CC) 1.00 The Doctors.<br />
(PGm, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG,<br />
CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 3.30 Good<br />
Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00 Totally Wild. (C,<br />
CC) 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC)<br />
5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.30 The Biggest Loser: The Next<br />
Generation. (PGl, CC)<br />
8.30 NCIS. (Ma, CC)<br />
9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. A former<br />
informant is kidnapped. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> The Project. (R, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)<br />
6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00<br />
Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The<br />
Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00 Judge<br />
Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R,<br />
CC) 10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC)<br />
10.30 Huey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 The<br />
Biggest Loser: The Next Generation. (PGa,<br />
R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Mad, CC) 1.00 The<br />
Doctors. (PGm, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady<br />
Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC)<br />
3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00<br />
Totally Wild. (C, CC) 4.30 The Bold And The<br />
Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.30 Modern Family. (PGh, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Mr & Mrs Murder. (Ma, CC)<br />
9.30 The Good Wife. Office politics come<br />
to a head after Will and Diane ask<br />
Alicia and Cary to face off against<br />
them in a mock trial. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> The Project. (R, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
5.00 Religious Programs.<br />
5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Movie: Yella. (2007)<br />
(Germany) (Mal, R) 2.35 The History Of<br />
Aviation. (Hungary) (PG) 3.00 France 24<br />
International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera<br />
News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30<br />
PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Global Village.<br />
(France) (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Wainwright Walks. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Who Do You Think You Are?<br />
Shaun Micallef. (PG, R, CC)<br />
8.30 Insight. A group of Australian<br />
seniors speak candidly about sex.<br />
Forum program, hosted by Jenny<br />
Brockie. (CC)<br />
9.30 Dateline. Examines the impact of<br />
the K-pop phenomenon on South<br />
Korea’s youth. Surgical treatments<br />
designed to “westernise” facial<br />
features have become more<br />
common, as fans are choosing to go<br />
under the knife in an effort to look<br />
like the stars they idolise. (CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.00 Movie: Forever Enthralled. (2008)<br />
(China) Leon Lai, Ziyi Zhang,<br />
Honglei Sun. (PG)<br />
1.35 Anna Pihl. (Denmark) (Mdl, R)<br />
2.25 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Insight. (R, CC) 2.00<br />
Dateline. (R, CC) 3.00 France 24<br />
International News. (CC) 3.30 Al Jazeera<br />
News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4.30<br />
PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30 Global Village.<br />
(France) (R, CC) 6.00 Wainwright Walks.<br />
(UK) (CC) 6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Wildest Arctic: Taiga – The Frozen<br />
Forests. (Netherlands) (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Hostile Environment. (Ireland) Part<br />
2 of 2. Actor Liam Cunningham<br />
concludes his exploration of the<br />
secretive world of the modern-day<br />
international security contractor with<br />
a trip to the Seychelles. (Ma, CC)<br />
9.30 Breaking Into Europe. (UK) While<br />
two reporters follow illegal immigrants<br />
on their quest to reach the UK,<br />
journalist Evan Davis explores what<br />
Britain and the rest of Europe is<br />
doing to stem the “human tide”.<br />
(PG, R, CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.05 Movie: The Princess Of<br />
Montpensier. (2010) (France)<br />
Melanie Thierry. (Mnv, R)<br />
1.30 Movie: Heading South. (2005)<br />
(France) (Mds, R, CC)<br />
3.30 WorldWatch.<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.45 The Hive. 1.55<br />
Fun With Claude. 2.10 Florrie’s Dragons. 2.20<br />
Fifi And The Flowertots. 2.35 Mama Mirabelle’s<br />
Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga Tinga Tales. 3.00<br />
Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya The Bee. 3.20<br />
Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam. 4.05<br />
Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong> Five Minutes More. 4.25 Miffy<br />
And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa Pig.<br />
5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu. 5.35<br />
Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. 6.00<br />
Little Charley Bear. 6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon. 6.30 In The<br />
Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30<br />
River Monsters. 8.20 Iron Men: Rebuilding. 8.40<br />
Running With Bulls. 9.35 Ross Kemp: Extreme<br />
World. 10.20 Red Dwarf X. 10.50 Dawn Porter<br />
Goes Lesbian. 11.45 River Monsters. 12.35 This<br />
American Life. 1.05 Blood, Sweat And Luxuries.<br />
2.00 News Update. 2.05 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30<br />
It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing<br />
Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And<br />
Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of<br />
The Class. 11.00 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To<br />
Hart. 1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: They Rode<br />
West. (1954) 3.50 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 5.10<br />
Gardeners’ World. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Highway Patrol.<br />
8.00 Motorway Patrol.<br />
8.30 Air Crash Investigations.<br />
9.30 Movie: Striking Distance. (1993) Bruce<br />
Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Dennis Farina,<br />
Robert Pastorelli.<br />
11.40 Man Stroke Woman. 12.<strong>15</strong> Hart To Hart.<br />
1.<strong>15</strong> Designing Women. 1.45 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart.<br />
2.45 Edward & Mrs Simpson. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00<br />
Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30<br />
It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing<br />
Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And<br />
Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of The<br />
Class. 11.00 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To Hart.<br />
1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: Count Three And<br />
Pray. (1955)<br />
4.20 Royal Upstairs Downstairs.<br />
5.10 Gardeners’ World.<br />
6.30 Bargain Hunt.<br />
7.30 Heartbeat. Nick discovers Swaby suffering<br />
from violent spasms.<br />
8.30 To Be Advised.<br />
11.10 Man Stroke Woman.<br />
11.45 The Bill.<br />
12.50 Hart To Hart. 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30<br />
Room For Improvement. 4.00 The Bill. 5.00<br />
Home Shopping.<br />
6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Surprises. 7.30 Pyramid.<br />
8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 Young Justice.<br />
9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30 Monsuno. 10.00<br />
Power Rangers Super Samurai. 10.30 Winx<br />
Club. 11.00 Total Wipeout UK. 12.00 TMZ. 12.30<br />
Extra. 1.00 The Bachelorette. 3.00 Monsuno.<br />
3.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30<br />
Young Justice. 5.00 To Be Advised. 6.00 Total<br />
Wipeout UK. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 Auction Hunters.<br />
8.30 Movie: The Last Samurai. (2003) Tom<br />
Cruise. During the 19th century, an American<br />
soldier is hired by the Japanese emperor to train<br />
his soldiers and help eradicate the last of the ronin.<br />
11.30 Two And A Half Men. 12.30 Conan. 1.30<br />
TMZ. 2.00 The Bachelorette. 4.00 Conan. 4.50<br />
Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Surprises. 7.30 Pyramid.<br />
8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 Young Justice.<br />
9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30 Monsuno. 10.00<br />
Power Rangers Super Samurai. 10.30 Winx Club.<br />
11.00 Auction Hunters. 11.30 Auction Hunters.<br />
12.00 TMZ. 12.30 Extra. 1.00 The Bachelorette.<br />
2.30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter. 3.00 Monsuno.<br />
3.30 Power Rangers Super Samurai. 4.00 Kids’<br />
WB Weekdays. 4.05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30<br />
Young Justice. 5.00 To Be Advised. 6.00 Total<br />
Wipeout UK. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 Two And A Half Men.<br />
8.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
9.30 Movie: The Departed. (2006) Leonardo<br />
DiCaprio, Matt Damon.<br />
12.30 Conan. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 The Bachelorette.<br />
3.30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter. 4.00 Conan.<br />
4.50 Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 Ironman. Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Series.<br />
Round 5. Replay. 8.00 Omnisport. 8.30<br />
Liverpool <strong>TV</strong>. 11.30 The WWE Experience.<br />
12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 World’s Toughest Fixes.<br />
2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear Factor. 4.00<br />
Cops. 4.30 Meteorite Men. 5.30 iFish. Host Paul<br />
Worsteling travels around Australia offering tips<br />
and advice on fishing. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get<br />
Smart. 7.00 Cops. 7.30 Nature’s Power Revealed.<br />
8.30 Cops: Adults Only. 9.00 Cops: Adults Only.<br />
9.30 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates. 10.30<br />
Super Rugby Extra Time. 11.35 71 Degrees<br />
North. 12.35 Breakout Kings. 1.35 Defying<br />
Gravity. 2.35 Cops: Adults Only. 3.05 M*A*S*H.<br />
3.35 Omnisport. International sports news and<br />
highlights from a European perspective. 4.00<br />
Basketball. NBL. Round 22. Melbourne Tigers v<br />
New Zealand Breakers. Replay.<br />
6.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup.<br />
Race 4. Food City 500. Qualifying. 7.00<br />
Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 4.<br />
Food City 500. Replay. 11.00 Motor Racing.<br />
Formula 1. Race 1. Australian Grand Prix.<br />
Race day. Replay. 1.00 Sport Science. 2.00<br />
Deconstruction. 2.30 Get Smart. 3.00 Super<br />
Rugby Extra Time. 4.05 Cops. 4.30 Meteorite<br />
Men. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart.<br />
7.00 Cops. 7.30 White Collar. 8.30 Burn Notice.<br />
9.30 Blue Bloods. 10.30 The Killing. 12.30<br />
Expedition Impossible. 1.30 Python Hunters. 2.30<br />
Black Gold. An insight into the lives of workers<br />
drilling for oil in Texas. 3.30 LA Hard Hats. Charts<br />
the day-to-day experiences of iron workers,<br />
plumbers, electricians and glaziers in downtown<br />
Los Angeles. 4.30 Deconstruction. 5.00 M*A*S*H.<br />
5.30 Omnisport.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch<br />
News. 8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian<br />
News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News.<br />
10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News.<br />
11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News.<br />
12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40<br />
Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek<br />
News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55<br />
Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.<br />
6.05 Sophie Grigson In The Orient.<br />
6.40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures In<br />
Austria.<br />
7.30 Lost Worlds: East To West.<br />
8.30 As It Happened.<br />
9.30 Movie: Son Of Babylon. (2009)<br />
11.10 Movie: Osama. (2003)<br />
12.40 Nazi Hunters. 1.40 WeatherWatch<br />
Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.05 Russian News. 7.35<br />
Polish News. 8.05 Dutch News. 8.30 Macedonian<br />
News. 9.05 Croatian News. 9.40 Serbian News.<br />
10.10 Korean News. 10.45 Japanese News.<br />
11.20 Hong Kong News. 11.40 Chinese News.<br />
12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10<br />
German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino<br />
News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25<br />
Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi<br />
News. 6.05 Sophie Grigson In The Orient.<br />
6.40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures In<br />
Austria.<br />
7.30 Insight.<br />
8.30 The School: Educating Essex.<br />
9.30 Movie: Bang-Bang Wedding! (2008)<br />
11.05 Movie: 20 Centimetres. (2005)<br />
1.05 Hitler’s Heroes. 2.05 WeatherWatch<br />
Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs. 12.00<br />
BTN Extra. 12.20 Backyard Science. 12.35 Rush<br />
<strong>TV</strong>. 1.00 Total Drama Island. 1.25 The Twisted<br />
Whiskers Show. 1.50 Kid Vs Kat. 2.05 Almost<br />
Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated A For Awesome. 2.30<br />
YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally Bollywood. 3.00<br />
Double Trouble. 3.25 News On 3 Update. 3.30<br />
Lockie Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.<strong>15</strong> The Adventures<br />
Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn. 4.35 Dennis &<br />
Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron Man: Armored<br />
Adventures. 6.00 Bugged. 6.05 Star Wars: The<br />
Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula. 6.55 Grizzly<br />
Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10 You’re Skitting Me.<br />
7.35 Mal.com. 7.50 Kaeloo. 7.55 News On 3. 8.05<br />
The Avengers. 8.35 On The Edge. 9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 7.30<br />
Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy<br />
Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00<br />
Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 Motor Mate.<br />
3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 Dream Car Garage. 5.00<br />
Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Minute To Win It. 6.30<br />
MythBusters.<br />
7.30 MythBusters.<br />
8.30 Family Guy.<br />
10.00 American Dad!<br />
10.30 Family Guy.<br />
11.30 American Dad! 12.00 Blokesworld. 12.30<br />
Campus PD. 1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 Homicide: Life On<br />
The Street. 3.00 Motor Mate. 5.00 Dream Car<br />
Garage. 5.30 Dream Car Garage.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band. 7.30<br />
Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30 Handy<br />
Manny. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00<br />
Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 Motor Mate.<br />
2.45 Motor Mate. 4.00 Panic Mechanics. 4.30<br />
Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Zoom <strong>TV</strong>. 5.30 Minute<br />
To Win It. 6.30 Seinfeld. 7.00 Seinfeld.<br />
7.30 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan.<br />
8.30 Hardcore Pawn.<br />
9.30 American Pickers.<br />
11.30 Rude Tube. 12.00 Campus PD. 12.30 30<br />
Rock. 1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 Home Shopping. 3.30<br />
Room For Improvement. 4.00 Homicide: Life On<br />
The Street. 5.00 Dream Car Garage. 5.30 Dream<br />
Car Garage.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop:<br />
Home Shopping. 8.00 First Love, Second Chance.<br />
9.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And<br />
Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends. 12.00<br />
Movie: Last Holiday. (1950) 1.50 GEM Presents.<br />
2.00 Super Nanny USA. 3.00 Alive And Cooking.<br />
3.30 My Crazy Obsession. 4.30 Hoarding: Buried<br />
Alive. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.30<br />
Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Zoo Juniors.<br />
8.30 The Closer. 9.30 Rizzoli & Isles.<br />
10.30 The Mentalist.<br />
11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 Friends. 1.00<br />
Dangerman. 2.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping.<br />
4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With<br />
Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 <strong>TV</strong><br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Gideon’s Way.<br />
9.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive<br />
And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends.<br />
12.00 Movie: Oh, God! You Devil. (1984) 2.00<br />
The Closer. 3.00 Alive And Cooking. 3.30 How<br />
Clean Is Your House? 4.30 Zoo Juniors. 5.00 Zoo<br />
Juniors. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.30<br />
Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Customs.<br />
8.30 RPA.<br />
9.30 Cold Case.<br />
11.30 Without A Trace. 12.30 How Clean Is Your<br />
House? 1.30 Friends. 2.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home<br />
Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday<br />
Life With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00<br />
Sabrina. 9.30 Old School Neighbours. 10.00<br />
7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00<br />
Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager.<br />
3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The King<br />
Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days.<br />
5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30<br />
Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 Glee. 8.30 Fashion Star.<br />
9.30 Snog, <strong>Mar</strong>ry, Avoid?<br />
10.10 Californication.<br />
10.45 Offspring.<br />
11.45 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00<br />
omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 8.25 Toasted Junior.<br />
9.00 Sabrina. 9.30 Old School Neighbours.<br />
10.00 7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat.<br />
12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star Trek:<br />
Voyager. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00<br />
The King Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00<br />
Happy Days. 5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00<br />
Sabrina. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody<br />
Loves Raymond. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00<br />
Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Futurama.<br />
9.30 The Cleveland Show. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00<br />
Cheers. 11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent.<br />
Tonight. 1.00 omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days.<br />
2.00 The Love Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG.<br />
5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
9.55 ABC Open. 10.00 ABC News Mornings.<br />
12.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton.<br />
1.00 News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.<strong>15</strong><br />
Afternoon Live. 5.<strong>15</strong> Capital Hill. 5.30 News. 6.00<br />
The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30<br />
Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30 The Business.<br />
8.55 ABC Open. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The<br />
Drum. 10.45 The Quarters. 11.00 News. 11.25<br />
7.30. 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 BBC<br />
Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30 Newsline With Jim<br />
Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC<br />
Global With Jon Sopel. 3.25 ABC Open. 3.30<br />
The Business. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.30 BBC<br />
Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business Today.<br />
9.55 ABC Open. 10.00 ABC News Mornings.<br />
12.00 News. 12.30 Press Club Address. 1.30<br />
News. 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.<strong>15</strong><br />
Afternoon Live. 5.<strong>15</strong> Capital Hill. 5.30 News. 6.00<br />
The Drum. 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30<br />
Grandstand. 8.00 News. 8.30 The Business.<br />
8.55 ABC Open. 9.00 The World. 10.00 The<br />
Drum. 10.45 The Quarters. 11.00 News. 11.25<br />
7.30. 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. 1.00 BBC<br />
Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30 Newsline With Jim<br />
Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC<br />
Global With Jon Sopel. 3.25 ABC Open. 3.30<br />
The Business. 4.00 BBC World News. 4.30 BBC<br />
Focus On Africa. 5.00 Al Jazeera News.
thuRSdAY MARCh <strong>21</strong><br />
ABC1 PRIME WIN SouthERN CRoSS tEN SBS oNE<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30<br />
Business Today. (CC) 10.00 Neue<br />
Freunde. (R) 10.05 Me Voila! (R) 10.25 A<br />
Table! (R) 10.35 Behind The News. (R,<br />
CC) 11.00 Life At 3. (Final) (R, CC) 12.00<br />
Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 Movie:<br />
Dangerous Mission. (1954) (PG, R, CC)<br />
2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00<br />
Children’s Programs. 5.00 Eggheads. (CC)<br />
5.30 News: Early Edition. (CC)<br />
6.00 Grand Designs. (R, CC)<br />
6.55 Clarke And Dawe. (CC)<br />
7.00 News. (CC)<br />
7.30 7.30. (CC)<br />
8.00 The Checkout. New series.<br />
(PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Kangaroo Dundee. Part 1 of 2.<br />
Meet Chris “Brolga” Barnes, a<br />
dedicated animal rescuer. (CC)<br />
9.30 The Midwives: Fighting For Life.<br />
(Final) (Ma, CC)<br />
10.35 Lateline. (CC)<br />
11.10 The Business. (R, CC)<br />
11.35 Seven Ages Of Britain: Age Of<br />
Money. (PG, R, CC)<br />
12.35 The Clinic. (Ma, R, CC) 1.30<br />
Parliament Question Time. (CC) 2.30<br />
Football. NTFL. Grand Final. Replay. 5.30<br />
Eggheads. (R, CC)<br />
Your weekly television guide<br />
ABC2 7tWo Go! oNE SBS tWo<br />
6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Florrie’s Dragons.<br />
2.20 Fifi And The Flowertots. 2.35 Mama<br />
Mirabelle’s Home Movies. 2.45 Tinga Tinga Tales.<br />
3.00 Shaun The Sheep. 3.05 Maya The Bee.<br />
3.20 Laura’s Star. 3.30 Arthur. 3.55 Igam Ogam.<br />
4.05 Bookaboo. 4.<strong>15</strong> Five Minutes More. 4.25<br />
Miffy And Friends. 4.30 Play School. 5.00 Peppa<br />
Pig. 5.10 Olivia. 5.20 Joe & Jack. 5.30 Pingu.<br />
5.35 Timmy Time. 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas.<br />
6.00 Little Charley Bear. 6.<strong>15</strong> Mr Moon. 6.30 In<br />
The Night Garden. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30<br />
River Monsters. 8.35 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS<br />
HELL. 9.05 Set List. 9.30 Please Like Me. 10.00<br />
Alan Carr: Chatty Man. 10.45 Red Dwarf X. 11.20<br />
Unsafe Sex In The City. 12.<strong>15</strong> River Monsters.<br />
1.05 Party Down. 1.35 The Fabulous Beekman<br />
Boys. 2.00 Lewis Black’s “Root Of All Evil”. 2.20<br />
News Update. 2.25 Close.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning Show.<br />
(PG, CC) 11.30 News. (CC) 12.00 Movie:<br />
About Sarah. (1998) (Ma, R, CC) 2.00 Dr<br />
Oz. (Ms, CC) 3.00 Wild Vets. (R, CC) 3.30<br />
Minute To Win It. (R, CC) 4.30 News At<br />
4.30. (CC) 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC)<br />
6.00 News. (CC)<br />
Albury: PRIME7 News. (CC)<br />
6.30 Today Tonight. (CC)<br />
Albury: News. (CC)<br />
7.00 Home And Away. (PG, CC)<br />
8.30 Bones. Angela goes undercover to<br />
help investigate the death of a female<br />
roller derby-skater, with suspicions<br />
falling on a team member. Cam tries<br />
to uncover details of Booth’s<br />
secretive hospital appointments.<br />
Wendell celebrates his birthday.<br />
Brennan is shot while working late at<br />
the lab and it appears the perpetrator<br />
may be related to the team.<br />
Brennan’s plagued by strange visions<br />
of her mother as she lies in hospital.<br />
(M, CC)<br />
10.30 Castle. (M, R, CC)<br />
11.30 The Suspects: True Australian<br />
Thrillers. (M, R, CC)<br />
12.30 Home Shopping.<br />
5.30 Early News. (CC)<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Legend Of Enyo. 7.30<br />
It’s Academic. 8.00 All For Kids. 8.30 Designing<br />
Women. 9.00 Home And Away. 9.30 Sons And<br />
Daughters. 10.00 Coronation. 10.30 Head Of<br />
The Class. 11.00 <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 12.00 Hart To<br />
Hart. 1.00 The Royal. 2.00 Movie: The Brigand.<br />
(1952) 4.00 Mad About You. 4.30 Royal Upstairs<br />
Downstairs. 5.10 Gardeners’ World. 6.30 Bargain<br />
Hunt.<br />
7.30 The Royal. A girls’ trip ends badly, while Dr.<br />
Omerod and Weatherill are mystified by a girl’s<br />
miraculous recovery from a stroke.<br />
8.30 Rebus. A woman is beaten to death after<br />
threatening to leave her husband.<br />
10.10 Pie In The Sky.<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> Dangerfield. 12.<strong>15</strong> The Bill. 1.<strong>15</strong> Hart To<br />
Hart. 2.<strong>15</strong> <strong>Mar</strong>tha Stewart. 3.<strong>15</strong> Mad About You.<br />
4.00 The Bill. 5.00 Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Mornings. (PG, CC)<br />
11.00 News. (CC) 12.00 The Ellen<br />
DeGeneres Show. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 The<br />
View. (PG, CC) 2.00 Days Of Our Lives.<br />
(PG, CC) 3.00 News <strong>Now</strong>. (CC) 4.00 Alive<br />
And Cooking. (R, CC) 4.30 News. (CC)<br />
5.30 Hot Seat. (CC)<br />
6.00 The WIN News Hour. (CC)<br />
7.00 The Block: All Stars. Four of the<br />
teams from previous seasons of The<br />
Block compete to renovate four<br />
heritage-listed homes in the Sydney<br />
suburb of Bondi. (PG, CC)<br />
8.00 RBT. A mother of four on a rare<br />
night out is hauled to the police<br />
station for a breath test. (PGl, CC)<br />
8.30 The AFL Footy Show. Join hosts<br />
Garry Lyon and James Brayshaw,<br />
along with Sam Newman, Billy<br />
Brownless and Shane Crawford, for<br />
the latest AFL news and match<br />
previews. (M, CC)<br />
10.30 The NRL Footy Show. (M, CC)<br />
12.00 The WIN News Hour Late Edition.<br />
(R, CC) 1.00 Extra. (CC) 1.30 The New<br />
Adventures Of Old Christine. (PG, R, CC)<br />
2.00 Dangerman. (PG, R) 3.00 Danoz. (R)<br />
3.30 GMA. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30<br />
Today. (CC)<br />
6.30 Flash & Dash. 7.00 Surprises. 7.30 Pyramid.<br />
8.00 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 8.30 Young Justice.<br />
9.00 Adventure Time. 9.30 Monsuno. 10.00<br />
Power Rangers Super Samurai. 10.30 Winx Club.<br />
11.00 Total Wipeout UK. 12.00 TMZ. 12.30 Extra.<br />
1.00 The Bachelorette. 2.30 I Hate My Teenage<br />
Daughter. 3.00 Monsuno. 3.30 Power Rangers<br />
Super Samurai. 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. 4.05<br />
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien. 4.30 Young Justice. 5.00<br />
To Be Advised. 6.00 Total Wipeout UK. 7.00 The<br />
Big Bang Theory.<br />
7.30 Survivor: Caramoan.<br />
8.30 The Big Bang Theory.<br />
9.30 Movie: Blood Diamond. (2006) Leonardo<br />
DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou.<br />
12.30 Conan. 1.30 TMZ. 2.00 The Bachelorette.<br />
3.30 I Hate My Teenage Daughter. 4.00 Conan.<br />
4.50 Extra. 5.10 Monsuno. 5.30 Tamagotchi!<br />
6.00 CBS This Morning. (CC) 7.00<br />
Wurrawhy. (P, R, CC) 7.30 Ent. Tonight.<br />
(PG, CC) 8.00 omg! Insider. (CC) 8.30 The<br />
Bold And The Beautiful. (R, CC) 9.00 Judge<br />
Judy. (PG, CC) 9.30 Everyday Gourmet. (R,<br />
CC) 10.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (R, CC)<br />
10.30 Huey’s Kitchen. (R, CC) 11.00 The<br />
Biggest Loser: The Next Generation. (PGl,<br />
R, CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Ma, CC) 1.00 The<br />
Doctors. (PG, CC) 2.00 Ready Steady<br />
Cook. (PG, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC)<br />
3.30 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 4.00<br />
Scope. (C, CC) 4.30 The Bold And The<br />
Beautiful. (CC) 5.00 News At Five. (CC)<br />
6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC)<br />
6.30 The Project. (CC)<br />
7.30 Jamie’s Fifteen Minute Meals. (CC)<br />
8.30 Law & Order: SVU. Officers go<br />
undercover in an effort to bring a<br />
suspect guilty of assault and murder<br />
to justice. (Masv, CC)<br />
9.30 Law & Order: SVU. (Mvs, R, CC)<br />
10.30 Late News. (CC)<br />
11.<strong>15</strong> The Project. (R, CC)<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> David Letterman. (PG)<br />
1.00 Infomercials. (PG, R)<br />
3.00 Home Shopping. (PG)<br />
4.30 Religious Programs.<br />
5.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)<br />
6.00 Ironman. Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Series.<br />
Round 6. Replay. 8.00 Omnisport. 8.30<br />
Basketball. NBL. Round 23. Wollongong Hawks<br />
v Sydney Kings. Replay. 10.30 Basketball. NBL.<br />
Round 23. Townsville Crocodiles v Melbourne<br />
Tigers. 12.30 Omnisport. 1.00 Expedition<br />
Impossible. 2.00 Deconstruction. 2.30 Fear<br />
Factor. 3.30 Get Smart. 4.00 Cops. 4.30<br />
Meteorite Men. 5.30 iFish. Host Paul Worsteling<br />
travels around Australia offering tips and advice<br />
on fishing. 6.00 M*A*S*H. 6.30 Get Smart.<br />
7.00 Cops. 7.30 Extreme Fishing With Robson<br />
Green. 8.30 An Idiot Abroad: The Bucket List.<br />
9.30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send-Ups. 10.30<br />
Can Of Worms. 11.30 24. 12.30 24. 1.30 <strong>Mar</strong>k<br />
Loves Sharon. 2.00 <strong>Mar</strong>k Loves Sharon. 2.30<br />
71 Degrees North. 3.30 Fear Factor. 4.30<br />
Deconstruction. 5.00 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Omnisport.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 Food Lovers’ <strong>Guide</strong><br />
To Australia. (R, CC) 1.30 William<br />
Shatner’s Weird Or What? (PG, R, CC)<br />
2.30 My Family Feast. (R, CC) 3.00 France<br />
24 International News. (CC) 3.30 Al<br />
Jazeera News. (CC) 4.00 The Journal.<br />
(CC) 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 5.30<br />
Global Village. (France) (R, CC)<br />
6.00 Wainwright Walks. (UK) (CC)<br />
6.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
7.30 Food Safari. (CC)<br />
8.00 Gourmet Farmer. Having decided<br />
to expand his operation, Matthew<br />
sets out to discover the differences<br />
between heritage and free-range<br />
chickens purchased from the<br />
supermarket, comparing their size,<br />
colour and taste. (CC)<br />
8.35 Yotam Ottolenghi’s Mediterranean<br />
Feasts. (UK) Part 4 of 4. Chef Yotam<br />
Ottolenghi concludes his exploration<br />
of cuisine of the Northern Mediterranean<br />
with a trip to Israel. (CC)<br />
9.30 24 Hours In Emergency. (UK)<br />
(Mal, CC)<br />
10.30 World News Australia. (CC)<br />
11.00 The Sexual Obsession Of Joe<br />
Sarno. 12.05 Movie: Blackout. (2007)<br />
(Philippines) (Mav, R) 1.45 WorldWatch.<br />
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.35 Polish News. 8.05 Dutch<br />
News. 8.30 Macedonian News. 9.05 Croatian<br />
News. 9.40 Serbian News. 10.10 Korean News.<br />
10.45 Japanese News. 11.20 Hong Kong News.<br />
11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News.<br />
12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40<br />
Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek<br />
News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55<br />
Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News.<br />
6.05 Sophie Grigson In The Orient.<br />
6.40 Sarah Wiener’s Culinary Adventures In<br />
Austria.<br />
7.30 Dateline.<br />
8.30 The Outstretched Hand.<br />
9.40 Movie: When We Leave. (2010)<br />
11.50 Movie: 5x2. (2004)<br />
1.25 Faces Of America. 2.30 WeatherWatch<br />
Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.<br />
ABC3 7MAtE GEM ELEVEN ABC NEWS<br />
6.00 3 On 3. 6.05 Children’s Programs.<br />
12.00 BTN Extra. 12.20 Backyard Science.<br />
12.35 Rush <strong>TV</strong>. 1.00 Total Drama Island. 1.25<br />
The Twisted Whiskers Show. 1.50 Kid Vs Kat.<br />
2.05 Almost Naked Animals. 2.20 Rated A For<br />
Awesome. 2.30 YooHoo & Friends. 2.45 Sally<br />
Bollywood. 3.00 Double Trouble. 3.25 News On<br />
3 Update. 3.30 Lockie Leonard. 4.00 GASP! 4.<strong>15</strong><br />
The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 4.20 Gawayn.<br />
4.35 Dennis & Gnasher. 5.05 M.I. High. 5.35 Iron<br />
Man: Armored Adventures. 5.55 Bugged. 6.05<br />
Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 6.30 Young Dracula.<br />
6.55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids. 7.10<br />
Tower Prep. 7.55 News On 3. 8.05 Star Wars:<br />
The Clone Wars. 8.25 Dancing Down Under.<br />
9.00 Close.<br />
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 I’m In The Band.<br />
7.30 Zeke And Luther. 8.00 A.N.T. Farm. 8.30<br />
Fish Hooks. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 V.I.P. 12.00<br />
Homicide: Life On The Street. 1.00 FlashForward.<br />
2.00 Classic Racers. 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30<br />
Dream Car Garage. 5.00 Dream Car Garage.<br />
5.30 Pimp My Ride. 6.00 Pimp My Ride. 6.30<br />
Pimp My Ride. 7.00 Turtleman.<br />
8.00 Gator Boys.<br />
9.00 Rat B*stards.<br />
9.30 Swamp People.<br />
10.30 Operation Repo.<br />
11.00 Operation Repo. 11.30 Jail. 12.00 D.E.A.<br />
1.00 V.I.P. 2.00 Homicide: Life On The Street.<br />
3.00 Classic Racers. 4.00 Motor Mate. 5.30<br />
Home Shopping.<br />
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Gilligan’s Island. 7.00 <strong>TV</strong><br />
Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 How Clean Is Your<br />
House? 9.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30<br />
Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 11.30 Friends.<br />
12.00 Movie: Spinout. (1966) 2.00 Cold Case.<br />
3.00 Alive And Cooking. 3.30 Surfing The Menu.<br />
4.00 Surfing The Menu. 4.30 Customs. 5.00<br />
Customs. 5.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 6.30<br />
Friends. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Friends. 8.00<br />
Rugby League. NRL. Round 3. Melbourne Storm<br />
v Canterbury Bulldogs. 9.45 Movie: Tigerland.<br />
(2000) 11.45 Friends. 12.<strong>15</strong> Surfing The Menu.<br />
12.45 Surfing The Menu. 1.<strong>15</strong> Alive And Cooking.<br />
1.45 GEM Presents. 2.00 <strong>TV</strong> Shop: Home<br />
Shopping. 4.00 Nopalea. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday<br />
Life With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Gideon’s Way.<br />
SEVEN SA<br />
6.00 Toasted <strong>TV</strong>. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00<br />
Sabrina. 9.30 Old School Neighbours. 10.00<br />
7th Heaven. 11.00 The Love Boat. 12.00<br />
Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager.<br />
3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4.00 The King<br />
Of Queens. 4.30 Family Ties. 5.00 Happy Days.<br />
5.30 The Brady Bunch. 6.00 Sabrina. 6.30<br />
Neighbours. 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond.<br />
7.30 Futurama.<br />
8.00 Futurama.<br />
8.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.<br />
9.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.<br />
10.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.<br />
11.30 Craig Ferguson. 12.30 Ent. Tonight. 1.00<br />
omg! Insider. 1.30 Happy Days. 2.00 The Love<br />
Boat. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 JAG. 5.00 7th Heaven.<br />
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 9.30 Business<br />
Today. 9.55 ABC Open. 10.00 ABC News<br />
Mornings. 12.00 News. 12.30 Newsline With<br />
Jim Middleton. 1.00 News. 2.00 Parliament<br />
Question Time. 3.<strong>15</strong> Afternoon Live. 5.<strong>15</strong> Capital<br />
Hill. 5.30 News. 6.00 The Drum. 6.45 The<br />
Quarters. 7.00 News. 7.30 Grandstand. 8.00<br />
News. 8.30 The Business. 8.55 ABC Open. 9.00<br />
The World. 10.00 The Drum. 10.45 The Quarters.<br />
11.00 News. 11.25 7.30. 12.00 News. 12.20<br />
Lateline. 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.25 ABC Open. 1.30<br />
Newsline With Jim Middleton. 2.00 Al Jazeera<br />
Newshour. 3.00 BBC Global With Jon Sopel.<br />
3.25 ABC Open. 3.30 The Business. 4.00 BBC<br />
World News. 4.30 BBC Focus On Africa. 5.00<br />
Al Jazeera Newshour.<br />
FRIdAY SAtuRdAY SuNdAY MoNdAY tuESdAY WEdNESdAY thuRSdAY<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 The<br />
Ballad Of Lucy Whipple. (2001)<br />
Glenn Close. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00<br />
Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute To Win It.<br />
4.30 News At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or<br />
No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today<br />
Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away.<br />
7.30 Better Homes And Gardens.<br />
Joh visits the home of My Kitchen<br />
Rules guest judge Colin Fassnidge<br />
and finds out his favourite recipe.<br />
Take a walk around a garden full<br />
of treasures gathered from around<br />
the world. 9.00 Secretariat. (2010)<br />
Diane Lane, John Malkovich,<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>go <strong>Mar</strong>tindale. A housewife<br />
and mother agrees to take over<br />
her ailing father’s stables. 11.30<br />
Disturbia. (2007) Shia LaBeouf.<br />
A teenager, living under house<br />
arrest, suspects that his neighbour<br />
is a serial killer after witnessing<br />
what he believes is a murder. 1.40<br />
House Calls To The Rescue. 3.00<br />
Home Shopping. 4.00 NBC Today.<br />
6.00 Saturday Disney. 7.00<br />
Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The<br />
Morning Show: Weekend. 12.00<br />
Dr Oz. 1.00 That ’70s Show. 1.30<br />
The AristoCats. (1970) Voices<br />
of Eva Gabor, Phil Harris, Liz<br />
English. 3.00 Avalon High. (2010)<br />
Britt Robertson, Gregg Sulkin,<br />
Joey Pollari. 5.00 Destination<br />
Ski. 5.30 Mercurio’s Menu. 6.00<br />
News. 6.30 Indiana Jones And<br />
The Kingdom Of The Crystal<br />
Skull. (2008) Harrison Ford, Shia<br />
LaBeouf. 9.00 Knowing. (2009)<br />
Nicolas Cage. After uncovering a<br />
time capsule, a university professor<br />
discovers it contains an encoded<br />
message which predicts a series of<br />
impending disasters. 11.30 Family<br />
Guy. 12.00 Catch A Fire. (2006)<br />
Derek Luke, Bonnie Henna, Tim<br />
Robbins. 2.05 House Calls To The<br />
Rescue. 3.00 Harry’s Practice.<br />
3.30 It Is Written Oceania. 4.00<br />
Home Shopping. 5.00 That ’70s<br />
Show. 5.30 That ’70s Show.<br />
6.00 Stitch! 6.30 Handy Manny.<br />
7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00<br />
AFL Game Day. 11.10 Iron Chef<br />
Australia. 12.10 That ’70s Show.<br />
12.30 Minutemen. (2008) Jason<br />
Dolley, Luke Benward, Chelsea<br />
Staub. 2.30 Wild Child. (2008)<br />
Emma Roberts, Aidan Quinn.<br />
4.30 Live Healthy, Be Happy. 5.00<br />
Destination New Zealand. 5.30<br />
Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 News.<br />
6.30 Sunday Night. 7.30 Border<br />
Security: Australia’s Front Line.<br />
8.00 The Force: Behind The Line.<br />
8.40 Downton Abbey. Facing the<br />
possibility he will have to spend<br />
the rest of his life behind bars, for<br />
Vera’s murder, Bates must take his<br />
fate in his own hands if he hopes<br />
to gain his freedom. 9.45 Castle.<br />
11.40 Law & Order: LA. 12.35<br />
Harry’s Practice. 1.00 The Passion<br />
Of Spain. 2.00 Home Shopping.<br />
3.00 NBC Today. 4.00 NBC Meet<br />
The Press. 5.00 Sunrise Extra.<br />
5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Love<br />
With A Perfect Stranger. (1986)<br />
<strong>Mar</strong>ilu Henner, Daniel Massey.<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 3.30<br />
Minute To Win It. 4.30 News<br />
At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or No Deal.<br />
6.00 News. 6.30 Today Tonight.<br />
7.00 Home And Away. Rosie<br />
misconstrues Natalie’s advice<br />
and insults Sasha in an effort to<br />
reconcile their friendship. 7.30<br />
My Kitchen Rules. 8.45 Revenge.<br />
Things get complicated for Emily<br />
as Mason Treadwell continues to<br />
delve into her past, revealing he<br />
knows about the “link” between her<br />
and Amanda. 9.45 How I Met Your<br />
Mother. Robin learns Barney never<br />
asked her father’s permission<br />
before proposing. 10.45 Private<br />
Practice. 11.45 Happy Endings.<br />
12.<strong>15</strong> Last Chance Learners. 1.00<br />
Home Shopping. 3.30 Harry’s<br />
Practice. 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00<br />
Sunrise Extra. 5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Held<br />
Hostage. (2009) Julie Benz,<br />
Brendan Penny, Natasha Calis.<br />
2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 3.30<br />
Minute To Win It. 4.30 News At<br />
4.30. 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. 6.00<br />
News. 6.30 Today Tonight. 7.00<br />
Home And Away. Romeo hires<br />
Heath full time. Having worked<br />
hard on the petition, Sasha’s<br />
efforts pay off and impress<br />
Gina. Tamara agrees to let Kyle<br />
tutor her. Gina and John tell Jett<br />
they want to adopt him. 7.30 My<br />
Kitchen Rules. 8.45 Packed To<br />
The Rafters. Dave is determined to<br />
take his business to the next level,<br />
beginning with his new contract<br />
with Duncan. 9.45 Parenthood.<br />
Kristina experiences a health scare<br />
in the middle of the night. 12.00<br />
Ningaloo: Where Ocean Giants<br />
Meet. 1.00 Home Shopping. 4.00<br />
NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise Extra.<br />
5.30 Early News.<br />
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 Schemes.<br />
(1994) James McCaffrey. 2.00 Dr<br />
Oz. 3.00 Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute<br />
To Win It. 4.30 News At 4.30. 5.30<br />
Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30<br />
Today Tonight. 7.00 Home And<br />
Away. Brax lays down the law in<br />
the Braxton household. 7.30 My<br />
Kitchen Rules. 8.45 Last Resort.<br />
Grace is haunted by an event<br />
from her past as a food shortage<br />
threatens everyone’s survival. A<br />
terrible crime turns the islanders<br />
against the Colorado crew. Sam<br />
continues to match wits with agent<br />
Booth. Back in the US, Christine<br />
and Kylie take risks in order to<br />
get Christine to the island. 10.40<br />
World’s Wildest Police Videos.<br />
11.35 I Shouldn’t Be Alive: Left For<br />
Dead On Everest. 12.30 Harry’s<br />
Practice. 1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
3.30 Room For Improvement. 4.00<br />
NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise Extra.<br />
5.30 Early News.<br />
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6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning<br />
Show. 11.30 News. 12.00 About<br />
Sarah. (1998) Kellie <strong>Mar</strong>tin, <strong>Mar</strong>y<br />
Steenburgen. 2.00 Dr Oz. 3.00<br />
Wild Vets. 3.30 Minute To Win It.<br />
4.30 News At 4.30. 5.30 Deal Or<br />
No Deal. 6.00 News. 6.30 Today<br />
Tonight. 7.00 Home And Away. With<br />
her relationship under pressure,<br />
Natalie finally cuts her ties with<br />
the Braxtons. 8.30 Bones. Angela<br />
goes undercover to help investigate<br />
the death of a female roller derbyskater,<br />
with suspicions falling on a<br />
team member. Cam tries to uncover<br />
details of Booth’s secretive hospital<br />
appointments. Wendell celebrates<br />
his birthday. Brennan is shot<br />
while working late at the lab and<br />
it appears the perpetrator may be<br />
related to the team. 10.30 Castle.<br />
11.30 The Suspects: True Australian<br />
Thrillers. 12.30 Last Chance<br />
Learners. 1.00 Home Shopping.<br />
4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise<br />
Extra. 5.30 Early News.