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BEYOND THE HEDGES/by Michele Gillespie<br />

Pizza Thugs: Part Two<br />

Aggies indicted for heist<br />

Two former Texas A&M<br />

football players, dismissed in<br />

December by head coach Jackie<br />

Sherill after they allegedly stole a<br />

pizza from a delivery man, have<br />

received misdemeanor indictments<br />

from the Brazos County grand<br />

jurors.<br />

In an indictment alleging assault<br />

and theft, the grand jury named<br />

former A&M freshman defensive<br />

end. Gary Rogers and former<br />

junior linebacker Burnis Simon.<br />

Witnesses for the case included<br />

Rogers, Simon, Sherill and the<br />

delivery man, Brenton Bailey.<br />

Beside dismissal from the<br />

football team and indictment, the<br />

perpetrators <strong>of</strong> the "Pizza Heist<br />

Case" must now undergo<br />

university disciplinary proceedings,<br />

according to A&M<br />

Student Affairs Office Assistant<br />

Director Bill Kibler.<br />

Simon and Rogers have received<br />

notification <strong>of</strong> the proceedings and<br />

must respond by requesting formal<br />

hearings or Kibler will hear the<br />

case without their presence.<br />

Possible disciplinary measures<br />

range from a reprimand to<br />

permanent suspension.<br />

Though Simon and Rogers<br />

attest to a different version <strong>of</strong> the<br />

incident. Bailey, maintains that he<br />

was requested to deliver a pizza to<br />

Room 306C in Cain Hall. Upon<br />

reaching 306C, he discovered the<br />

room was a broom closet and then<br />

was grabbed from behind by two<br />

large men in hoods. One man fled<br />

with the pizza and the other man<br />

shoved him down the stairs. Bailey<br />

was not injured.<br />

Although Simon and Rogers<br />

hve made no comment since the<br />

incident, their statements to the<br />

police claim they found a pizza in a<br />

hallway and after eating part <strong>of</strong> it<br />

were suddenly accosted by an<br />

angry Bailey, who shoved them<br />

away from their spoils. Rogerssaid<br />

he shoved Bailey back accidentally<br />

down the stairs.<br />

Peso devaluation disrupts<br />

UT Mexican students' life<br />

Although Texas university!<br />

<strong><strong>of</strong>f</strong>icials are unable to recite exact<br />

figures, many fear that the<br />

devaluation <strong>of</strong> the Mexican peso<br />

has made financing a college<br />

education very difficult for many<br />

Mexican students. Since foreign<br />

students remain ineligible for any<br />

form <strong>of</strong> U.S. government financial<br />

aid, the Mexican students'<br />

situation may become a desperate<br />

one.<br />

Some schools are providing<br />

short-term financial assistance and<br />

considering long-term financial<br />

assistance <strong>programs</strong> for the future<br />

geared to the needs <strong>of</strong> Mexican<br />

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are being decreased and fewer<br />

scholarships are given out.<br />

Alma Guzman, a University <strong>of</strong><br />

Texas English major, recently<br />

discussed the financial worries she<br />

and her husband must face.<br />

"We were receiving money from<br />

our families in Mexico. We can't<br />

receive money now because they<br />

were sending us dollars and now<br />

they can't get dollars," Guzman<br />

explained.<br />

"We do have our own money,<br />

and we have saved to come over<br />

here. We are trying to get some<br />

dollars through the border but<br />

they are very expensive," she said.<br />

The Guzmans will have less than<br />

half the money they expected to<br />

have before the devaluation if they<br />

exchange their pesos through the<br />

black market.<br />

Prep queen visits A&M,<br />

falls for esprit de Corps<br />

A recent visit to Texas A&M<br />

University has convinced Lisa<br />

Birnbach, author <strong>of</strong> the Official<br />

Preppy Handbook, to include<br />

A&M in her new venture, another<br />

expose to be entitled Lisa<br />

Birnbach's College Book.<br />

Scheduled for publication in 1984,<br />

the book will include analyses <strong>of</strong><br />

non-academic college life at 150<br />

American colleges and universities.<br />

Focusing on social activities,<br />

political orientation and sexual<br />

attitudes, Birnback's latest<br />

endeavor will be informative but<br />

will not compare or rank the<br />

schools.<br />

"1 want to let people knowabout<br />

each school's climate, politically<br />

and socially," Birnbach stated.<br />

"College — and college students —<br />

have changed a lot just since I was<br />

in school, and I'll be writing about<br />

what it's like to be in school now."<br />

Prompted by students she met at<br />

colleges and universities across the<br />

country while promoting her very<br />

successful Preppy Handbook,<br />

Birnbach realized that a need for a<br />

good guide to college life existed<br />

"This definitely won't be a satire<br />

in the Preppy Handbook vein," she<br />

asserted. "Of course, I'm going to<br />

be as witty and entertaining as<br />

possible but it will be a serious<br />

work, one I hope will be useful."<br />

Birnbach first heard about<br />

Texas A&M only a year ago, but<br />

immediately planned to visit the<br />

school. After spending a day on the<br />

campus, Birnbach was awestruck<br />

by the school's uniqueness, its<br />

dedication to sports, its wealth, its<br />

efforts to up<strong>grad</strong>e the faculty and<br />

its traditions.<br />

"I've never, ever seen such<br />

loyalty or adherence to tradition,"<br />

she commented. "And wherever<br />

we went, students kept smiling and<br />

saying hello. It was truly unlike<br />

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