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BEYOND THE HEDGES/by Michele Gillespie<br />
Pizza Thugs: Part Two<br />
Aggies indicted for heist<br />
Two former Texas A&M<br />
football players, dismissed in<br />
December by head coach Jackie<br />
Sherill after they allegedly stole a<br />
pizza from a delivery man, have<br />
received misdemeanor indictments<br />
from the Brazos County grand<br />
jurors.<br />
In an indictment alleging assault<br />
and theft, the grand jury named<br />
former A&M freshman defensive<br />
end. Gary Rogers and former<br />
junior linebacker Burnis Simon.<br />
Witnesses for the case included<br />
Rogers, Simon, Sherill and the<br />
delivery man, Brenton Bailey.<br />
Beside dismissal from the<br />
football team and indictment, the<br />
perpetrators <strong>of</strong> the "Pizza Heist<br />
Case" must now undergo<br />
university disciplinary proceedings,<br />
according to A&M<br />
Student Affairs Office Assistant<br />
Director Bill Kibler.<br />
Simon and Rogers have received<br />
notification <strong>of</strong> the proceedings and<br />
must respond by requesting formal<br />
hearings or Kibler will hear the<br />
case without their presence.<br />
Possible disciplinary measures<br />
range from a reprimand to<br />
permanent suspension.<br />
Though Simon and Rogers<br />
attest to a different version <strong>of</strong> the<br />
incident. Bailey, maintains that he<br />
was requested to deliver a pizza to<br />
Room 306C in Cain Hall. Upon<br />
reaching 306C, he discovered the<br />
room was a broom closet and then<br />
was grabbed from behind by two<br />
large men in hoods. One man fled<br />
with the pizza and the other man<br />
shoved him down the stairs. Bailey<br />
was not injured.<br />
Although Simon and Rogers<br />
hve made no comment since the<br />
incident, their statements to the<br />
police claim they found a pizza in a<br />
hallway and after eating part <strong>of</strong> it<br />
were suddenly accosted by an<br />
angry Bailey, who shoved them<br />
away from their spoils. Rogerssaid<br />
he shoved Bailey back accidentally<br />
down the stairs.<br />
Peso devaluation disrupts<br />
UT Mexican students' life<br />
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<strong><strong>of</strong>f</strong>icials are unable to recite exact<br />
figures, many fear that the<br />
devaluation <strong>of</strong> the Mexican peso<br />
has made financing a college<br />
education very difficult for many<br />
Mexican students. Since foreign<br />
students remain ineligible for any<br />
form <strong>of</strong> U.S. government financial<br />
aid, the Mexican students'<br />
situation may become a desperate<br />
one.<br />
Some schools are providing<br />
short-term financial assistance and<br />
considering long-term financial<br />
assistance <strong>programs</strong> for the future<br />
geared to the needs <strong>of</strong> Mexican<br />
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are being decreased and fewer<br />
scholarships are given out.<br />
Alma Guzman, a University <strong>of</strong><br />
Texas English major, recently<br />
discussed the financial worries she<br />
and her husband must face.<br />
"We were receiving money from<br />
our families in Mexico. We can't<br />
receive money now because they<br />
were sending us dollars and now<br />
they can't get dollars," Guzman<br />
explained.<br />
"We do have our own money,<br />
and we have saved to come over<br />
here. We are trying to get some<br />
dollars through the border but<br />
they are very expensive," she said.<br />
The Guzmans will have less than<br />
half the money they expected to<br />
have before the devaluation if they<br />
exchange their pesos through the<br />
black market.<br />
Prep queen visits A&M,<br />
falls for esprit de Corps<br />
A recent visit to Texas A&M<br />
University has convinced Lisa<br />
Birnbach, author <strong>of</strong> the Official<br />
Preppy Handbook, to include<br />
A&M in her new venture, another<br />
expose to be entitled Lisa<br />
Birnbach's College Book.<br />
Scheduled for publication in 1984,<br />
the book will include analyses <strong>of</strong><br />
non-academic college life at 150<br />
American colleges and universities.<br />
Focusing on social activities,<br />
political orientation and sexual<br />
attitudes, Birnback's latest<br />
endeavor will be informative but<br />
will not compare or rank the<br />
schools.<br />
"1 want to let people knowabout<br />
each school's climate, politically<br />
and socially," Birnbach stated.<br />
"College — and college students —<br />
have changed a lot just since I was<br />
in school, and I'll be writing about<br />
what it's like to be in school now."<br />
Prompted by students she met at<br />
colleges and universities across the<br />
country while promoting her very<br />
successful Preppy Handbook,<br />
Birnbach realized that a need for a<br />
good guide to college life existed<br />
"This definitely won't be a satire<br />
in the Preppy Handbook vein," she<br />
asserted. "Of course, I'm going to<br />
be as witty and entertaining as<br />
possible but it will be a serious<br />
work, one I hope will be useful."<br />
Birnbach first heard about<br />
Texas A&M only a year ago, but<br />
immediately planned to visit the<br />
school. After spending a day on the<br />
campus, Birnbach was awestruck<br />
by the school's uniqueness, its<br />
dedication to sports, its wealth, its<br />
efforts to up<strong>grad</strong>e the faculty and<br />
its traditions.<br />
"I've never, ever seen such<br />
loyalty or adherence to tradition,"<br />
she commented. "And wherever<br />
we went, students kept smiling and<br />
saying hello. It was truly unlike<br />
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