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Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
<strong>FRESHERS</strong> <strong>COULD</strong> <strong>STILL</strong><br />
PAY TOP-UP FEES<br />
Freshers starting their university career<br />
at the <strong>University</strong> of Wales, <strong>Bangor</strong> this<br />
September could face paying topup<br />
fees from September 2007. A decision<br />
has not yet been reached, but the Welsh<br />
Assembly Government has passed it over to<br />
individual universities, who will be able to<br />
charge their students up to £3000 a year.<br />
This may well come as a surprise to new<br />
students, since <strong>Bangor</strong> has seen an increase<br />
of 6% in students applying this year, as<br />
Wales are not introducing top up fees for<br />
this academic year.<br />
Despite the increase in students at <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
this year, it appears that very few freshers,<br />
It is estimated that<br />
the average student debt<br />
for those starting their<br />
degrees this year will be<br />
£15,000<br />
if any, will find themselves unhoused at<br />
the beginning of term. Usually, there are<br />
about twenty new students who are given<br />
temporary accommodation until a space<br />
opens up in halls of residence. This year, less<br />
students have applied to halls, meaning this<br />
measure shouldn’t be necessary.<br />
It is estimated that the average student<br />
debt for those starting their degrees this<br />
year will be £15,000 – a daunting prospect.<br />
This is expected to rise to £33,000 by<br />
2010. Have those in power forgotten that<br />
they did not have to pay fees for their<br />
university educations and that it is not<br />
just the individual who benefits from<br />
higher education. Society needs qualified<br />
professionals and the prospect of starting<br />
your working life in such debt may well put<br />
many people off going to university, as the<br />
price of a degree continues to rise.<br />
Emma Dodd<br />
Send us your Comments on this issue:<br />
editor@seren.bangor.ac.uk<br />
GLYN<br />
COMES<br />
TO BANGOR<br />
B<br />
ig Brother’s Glyn Wise has a<br />
place to study at <strong>Bangor</strong> next<br />
year. He prefaces this with<br />
an appearance at Amser/Time<br />
nightclub. Page 3<br />
In This Issue…..<br />
Glyn In <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
The Rant<br />
Useful Information<br />
for Freshers<br />
News<br />
Agony Aunts<br />
Sport<br />
From <strong>Bangor</strong> To<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong><br />
Film<br />
Soundtrack To The<br />
Summer<br />
Doc Spot<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Student Volunteering<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong><br />
Puzzles<br />
Adventures From<br />
Across The Pond<br />
Music<br />
Map of <strong>Seren</strong>dipity<br />
Travel<br />
The Great Orme<br />
One Minute Welsh
2<br />
CONTRIBUTORS<br />
Editor: Emma Dodd<br />
Mair and Bev<br />
Kevin Smith<br />
Caroline Alvarez<br />
Jennifer Stanley<br />
Dr Rashesh Mehta<br />
Sophie de l’Orme<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
Kirsten Buglass<br />
Catherine Humes<br />
Siobhan Catherine Holt<br />
Cat Prince<br />
Claire Mann<br />
Lynsey Reynolds<br />
Louisa Rae<br />
Lucy Digney<br />
Amy Garrett<br />
Spencer George<br />
Jack Peat<br />
Andy Redfearn<br />
Lexi Hindley<br />
Michael O’Rourke<br />
John Jackson<br />
Sophie Laine<br />
Sophie Williams<br />
Proof reader: Carolan<br />
Goggin<br />
Production Consultant: Dan<br />
Turner<br />
APOLOGIES<br />
<strong>Seren</strong>’s new editorial team would like<br />
to apologise to anyone who may have<br />
been offended by the article ‘The<br />
Following People are G*A*Y’ in the last issue<br />
of the previous academic year. The former<br />
editorial team did not intend to offend<br />
anyone and we hope that it was taken in the<br />
manner in which it was intended.<br />
SADNESS<br />
SEREN would like to express its deepest<br />
sadness at the news that three students<br />
linked to the <strong>University</strong> have died over<br />
the summer. Portuguese national and PhD<br />
student Vanessa Sequeira was murdered in<br />
Brazil whilst carrying out research in the<br />
country. School of Ocean Sciences graduate,<br />
George Price died when he fell from a cliff<br />
in Gower. It is believed he was out running<br />
at the time. And Gavin Winsborrow, who<br />
finished a PhD here 18 months ago, died in<br />
a canoeing accident. Our sympathies go out<br />
to their friends and families.<br />
Dear Reader,<br />
Welcome to the first edition of SEREN this academic year. Over the<br />
summer the editorship has been passed over to me and I would like<br />
to welcome all new students starting at <strong>Bangor</strong> for the first time, as<br />
well as the old students returning. This year, SEREN would like to be<br />
an even more integral part of student life here at <strong>Bangor</strong>. Because of<br />
this we intend to distribute as widely as possible (if you are reading<br />
this you may well have been targeted by one of our crack team of<br />
distributors, dressed in yellow) and to get as much input from the<br />
students as well…that means you!<br />
If you have anything you would like to be included in the paper,<br />
please don’t hesitate to get in touch with your ideas, articles or<br />
comments. Should you not see one of our crack team, you can<br />
always pick up your free copy in the Students’ Union or the library.<br />
I wish you all a happy year.<br />
Emma<br />
editor@seren.bangor.ac.uk<br />
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<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
IS YOUR CV LACKING SOMETHING?<br />
SEREN will be holding democratic elections on Thursday 5 th<br />
October in the Committee Room (ground floor of the Union) at<br />
5.00pm<br />
Candidates will be asked to make a short speech and the<br />
opportunity will be given for people to ask them questions.<br />
Come along and stand for a position, or just vote. SEREN – your<br />
newspaper, your choice!<br />
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Treborth Botanic Garden is the only<br />
<strong>University</strong> Botanic Garden used for<br />
teaching remaining in Wales, and<br />
has recently come under threat by cost<br />
cutting plans from the <strong>University</strong>. Original<br />
plans were to turn off the heating for the<br />
glasshouses from September 1st and the two<br />
members of staff at the Garden were offered<br />
redeployment or early severance. A core<br />
collection of plants that are used for teaching<br />
were to be moved temporarily to the Pen Y<br />
Fridd research station and then finally to<br />
Henfaes; a far less convenient location. This<br />
plan has obvious flaws; moving an 18 foot<br />
palm tree is just not possible!<br />
The protests and letters in support for the<br />
Garden have shown the <strong>University</strong> officials<br />
that the students feel this is a vital teaching<br />
resource and an asset to the <strong>University</strong>.<br />
Many courses, not only Plant Biology, use<br />
Treborth for research and practical classes as<br />
it provides a variety of plants from different<br />
ecosystems of the world. This is one of the<br />
fundamental features of Treborth, allowing<br />
students to study plants from across the<br />
world all under one roof.<br />
The Curator, Nigel Brown has already<br />
been trying to compromise with the<br />
<strong>University</strong> by turning off the heating for one<br />
of the glasshouses in order to cut the heating<br />
costs. Further actions to cut costs such as<br />
installing insulation into the buildings will<br />
also be taken. Nigel Brown will be the only<br />
remaining member of staff at the Garden<br />
from September 22 nd as the Horticultural<br />
Technician’s post will have finished,<br />
although Estates staff will be periodically<br />
involved with outside maintenance. During<br />
term time, Nigel spends 80% of his time<br />
teaching, meaning the Garden will not<br />
have a full time member of staff, posing<br />
obvious problems to watering and general<br />
maintenance of the plant collections.<br />
Because Treborth will require additional<br />
help, the students have established the<br />
‘Students for Treborth Action Group’<br />
(STAG). Those involved will have an<br />
opportunity to volunteer at the Garden once<br />
a week and to help keep up the records for<br />
the moths, plant collection, weather and<br />
other fauna.<br />
The moth records have been kept for<br />
over thirty years, providing a huge amount<br />
of data that can be used for student projects,<br />
particularly those related to climate change.<br />
Only a few weeks ago a very rare<br />
moth species, The Great Brocade from<br />
Scandinavia was caught by one of the many<br />
third year students conducting their project<br />
research at Treborth.<br />
Treborth has already started to generate<br />
some funding for the heating of the<br />
glasshouses: Botanical Beats, a music event<br />
held in the Garden, has helped to raise<br />
awareness of Treborth and some income.<br />
If anyone wants to get involved with<br />
the new exciting projects at Treborth then<br />
get in contact with the STAG Group or the<br />
Curator, Nigel Brown.<br />
Sophie Williams<br />
<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
A FUTURE FOR TREBORTH<br />
EX BANGOR STUDENT<br />
AVOIDS JAIL<br />
Charles Greaves, a 19 year old student<br />
who was attending <strong>University</strong> of<br />
Wales, <strong>Bangor</strong>, received a suspended<br />
sentence at Caernarfon Crown Court on<br />
7 th September. Greaves, who was living in<br />
Emrys Evans had set up a camera in the<br />
showers in order to film female students as<br />
they were washing. He admitted six charges<br />
of voyeurism after images were found on his<br />
computer of three women he had filmed<br />
using a camera inside a shampoo bottle he<br />
had adapted especially.<br />
Greaves has avoided jail, but been given<br />
nine months’ youth custody, suspended for<br />
two years and will be on the sex offenders<br />
register for ten years. Greaves, originally<br />
from Shropshire, is no longer at <strong>University</strong><br />
of Wales, <strong>Bangor</strong> and is said to be working<br />
as a chef.<br />
Caroline Alvarez<br />
95p BEER IN UNION<br />
Changes in the Union over the<br />
summer have included the closure of<br />
the STA travel shop, with the space<br />
being taken up by The Muse Bookshop.<br />
The Muse are set to open a second branch<br />
of their bookshop on the ground floor,<br />
focussing mainly on academic books for the<br />
science departments. The shop will be open<br />
10am-4pm initially and will offer a choice<br />
of either student discount or vouchers to<br />
spend on drinks in the Belle Vue. With one<br />
free drink for every £15 spent in the shop,<br />
it adds a little silver lining to buying those<br />
text books.<br />
Other services, including the shop and<br />
laundrette, remain open, but the most<br />
exciting change for students all over <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
is Academi’s decision to open during<br />
the daytime. With a special cheap drinks<br />
menu, offering Carling, Worthingtons and<br />
CREW 82<br />
Sam Burnett, <strong>University</strong> of Wales,<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong> Students’ Union’s very own<br />
President managed to upset Crew<br />
82, the beat boxing group who appeared<br />
at the Summer Ball. Sam, who was a little<br />
inebriated on the night in question, was<br />
sending live blogs from his mobile phone<br />
to his website. “Some tripe on stage doing<br />
VS<br />
Strongbow at 95p a pint (the cheapest in<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong>), Academi will be open from midday<br />
Wednesday to Saturday. These cheap prices<br />
are reflected right across the menu, so you<br />
don’t have an excuse to go anywhere else<br />
with drinks half price from 12 ‘til 3.<br />
Louisa Rae<br />
beat box. Kill me now.” Hilarious for most<br />
of his readers: not perhaps, for Crew 82,<br />
who were less pleased and responded<br />
to tell him so. Their unprintable replies<br />
can be viewed from his website at http:<br />
//samburnett.blogspot.com.<br />
Emma Dodd<br />
THE<br />
PRESIDENT<br />
The cactus house at Treborth<br />
Sophie, in the lab<br />
A WISE MOVE FOR BIG BROTHER’S GLYN<br />
If you were (un)lucky enough to catch this year’s series of Big Brother then you will have no doubt followed local Welsh boy Glyn Wise’s<br />
transformation from baby faced no-hoper to trendy runner-up. Many of you may also have caught Glyn’s mention of our fair ville as he<br />
talked about his plans to become Britain’s first Welsh Prime Minister (albeit only for one year). Well his first steps to national domination<br />
have been realised as he has recently been accepted into the <strong>University</strong>.<br />
Following confirmation of his A level results, Glyn has been accepted to study a BA (Hons) in Education. Speaking to The Sun he said,<br />
“I’m looking forward to going to go home to Wales. I don’t have ambitions to be famous. I just can’t wait to go to university in <strong>Bangor</strong>.”<br />
Throughout his BB stay, Glyn, from Blaenau Ffestiniog, remained thoroughly patriotic and received a personal thank you from the First<br />
Minister of Wales for his passion to keep the Welsh language alive. The <strong>University</strong> are also happy to have Glyn on their books. Head of<br />
Student Recruitment, Carys Roberts said: “We’re delighted that Glyn has got a place at <strong>Bangor</strong> <strong>University</strong>. He is amongst the many youngsters<br />
from Blaenau Ffestiniog that have taken part in the <strong>University</strong>’s Talent Opportunities Programme (TOP), which highlights what Higher<br />
Education has to offer.<br />
“Each year we organise visits and events for around 1,200 Year 9 and 10 school pupils from across North Wales, which gives them the<br />
opportunity to find out about university and what it’s all about, at a far younger age than usual. For instance Glyn would have come here<br />
for various visits- including a residential visit when he was in Year 10 - and he even features in the leaflet which we use to promote TOP to<br />
school pupils and their parents!<br />
“We’re pleased to see that Glyn - like many others who have taken part in TOP – has decided to make the most of the opportunities<br />
available at <strong>Bangor</strong> <strong>University</strong> by choosing a course here. On top of his academic achievements - which in addition to his A level results have<br />
included four ‘A’* and five ‘A’ grades in his GCSEs – he has a wealth of experience in community and voluntary work.<br />
“He has also taken the initiative in gaining valuable work experience relating to his chosen field of study.”<br />
From the moment Glyn entered the Big Brother house dressed as a lifeguard to when he left as a stylish celebrity he underwent a drastic<br />
change. He learnt how to boil an egg for the first time (god help his future housemates) and received a lap dance from “the most attractive<br />
person I’ve ever seen in my life” (really Glyn? Lea?). However, those eager to catch a glimpse of Wales’ hottest property since Sue Cook and<br />
the bloke who used to present ‘How 2’ may be sorely disappointed for Glyn has opted to take a gap year before enrolling next year.<br />
So Glyn fans throughout <strong>Bangor</strong> will have to wait another year to talk behind their hands and point across the street, whilst he gets more<br />
and more frustrated with his choice to enter that god-forsaken house in the first place.<br />
Glyn, will however, be appearing at Time on 26 th September – making porridge apparently!<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
3
4<br />
THE BLUDGEONER<br />
There’s something odd about what<br />
time does to the mind – there’s<br />
this disease, it makes you forget<br />
things, tinges memories with an acrid<br />
taste of something sweet. I believe they call<br />
it nostalgia. This is what has insidiously<br />
pervaded the student movement (if you<br />
can call it that these days) – the bizarre<br />
notion that the heady days of yore<br />
somehow involved students being…<br />
involved. It’s bollocks, to be honest – the<br />
Sixties weren’t golden years, we weren’t<br />
out en masse in the Seventies, and most<br />
students, including future political leaders,<br />
were stoned all throughout the Eighties.<br />
You have come to <strong>University</strong> dreaming<br />
of being an activist, fighting against the<br />
Man for the rights of the little people, but<br />
you were screwed from the start. This is in<br />
no small part due to the National Union of<br />
Students (NUS).<br />
The National Union of Students isn’t<br />
really the right name for it; it’s a Londoncentric<br />
haven for outcasts from all walks<br />
of university life who were too unpopular<br />
to make it in their own Students’ Unions<br />
and are grossly misrepresentative of the<br />
average student. It’s a bloated organisation<br />
keeling over under the weight of its own<br />
bombast and arrogance, being torn apart<br />
A<br />
proposal has been put forward to create a 200 turbine wind farm off the coast of<br />
Llandudno by NPower Renewables. The wind farm, which would be called Gwynt-<br />
Y-Mor has met with some opposition from local residents and the Save Our Scenery<br />
(SOS) action group. If it goes ahead, the farm will be 13-15 miles off the coast with a<br />
generating capacity of 750 megawatts. The wind farm would create 120 new jobs.<br />
Caroline Alvarez<br />
by factions-within-a-faction and selfserving,<br />
snivelling runts who see it as a<br />
stepping stone to cushy positions within<br />
the Labour party. It’s a blundering drunk, a<br />
headless chicken being steered by staff that<br />
set the agenda and (pardon the stretching<br />
of a pun here) rule the roost. Collectivism<br />
is bandied around as the mot-du-jour, the<br />
meaning morphed into the mass rush to<br />
trample students underfoot.<br />
It’s a towering hypocrisy – giving with<br />
one hand and grasping with the other, they<br />
‘fight’ for free education on the one side<br />
and through the fabulous new NUS Extra<br />
card they take your money with the other.<br />
Ah, the NUS Extra. Quite where the<br />
‘Extra’ comes into it, no-one is certain. An<br />
Extra £10 you don’t need? Extra money<br />
to stop NUS going bankrupt? Don’t let<br />
any of the piss-poor marketing fool you,<br />
they aren’t doing you any favours with it.<br />
Time was you used to get a free discount<br />
card from the national union, but with a<br />
half-million pound overdraft and money<br />
leaking out of every orifice, something<br />
had to be done. No downsizing for NUS<br />
– the staff wouldn’t allow it. Why not<br />
create an Extra income stream, tap the<br />
Great Untapped? Jazz it up, a few shiny<br />
posters and the schmucks won’t notice the<br />
difference. There aren’t even any decent<br />
discounts on there – HMV? Topshop? All<br />
there before!<br />
NUS went bankrupt at the end of the<br />
Seventies, did them the world of good. And<br />
I’ll tell you what – the £40,000 that <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
sends off each year with a wink and a smile<br />
would just about tip the balance.<br />
The Blugeoner lives in Surrey with his<br />
wife and three dogs!<br />
STORM SUFFER £1000 LOSS<br />
Storm FM are suffering the loss of one thousand pounds worth of equipment from their<br />
studio. The equipment has not been knowingly lent out and Storm’s manager does<br />
not know the whereabouts of it. The union are looking into the matter, which Storm<br />
can ill afford at a time when they are facing huge costs attached to the building of their new<br />
studio.<br />
Emma Dodd<br />
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editor@seren.bangor.ac.uk<br />
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<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
WREXHAM WORRIES<br />
As part of the <strong>University</strong> of Wales, <strong>Bangor</strong>, students in Wrexham are meant to enjoy<br />
the same facilities as the students in <strong>Bangor</strong>. These would include, as listed in the<br />
<strong>University</strong> prospectus, 24 hour library and computing facilities. We have never<br />
enjoyed these facilities, but we did have a small health library with very helpful staff, journals<br />
and computers that was open until 8pm Monday – Thursday, Friday until 4pm and half a<br />
day on Saturdays. Upon returning to my second year a few weeks ago, it was announced that<br />
the library would be closing at 5pm Mon – Friday and not opening at the weekend at all, as<br />
from the end of September.<br />
This announcement was made with no prior consultation with the students. On voicing<br />
our protests the decision was made for the changes to be implemented on the 18 th September<br />
instead.<br />
For the students in Wrexham, the reduction of the library hours is going to be a major<br />
hurdle which many will be unable to overcome. The students here are radiography and<br />
nursing students who, as part of their course, work in their respective hospitals 9am – 5pm.<br />
While working they still have assignments to do and research to carry out: this can only be<br />
achieved after work which means after 5pm. With no library access this will become very<br />
difficult.<br />
Many students here also rely on the library staff’s expertise and knowledge when<br />
researching an assignment. The reduction in library hours also means the loss of this expertise<br />
and knowledge as many of the library staff have found themselves without a job. It also leaves<br />
students without access to computers. This is occurring at a time when university libraries in<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong> are making an effort to open for longer periods of time, not shorter ones.<br />
Lynsey Reynolds<br />
LIGHTS OUT FOR PLAZA CINEMA<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong> has had a cinema only in<br />
name for a while, but now it doesn’t<br />
even have that. After all, any self<br />
respecting cinema buff had to make their<br />
way to Llandudno to watch the new releases.<br />
Now the Plaza has closed completely and<br />
the residents of <strong>Bangor</strong> are left without a<br />
cinema in the whole city. Surely a university<br />
town with over eight thousand students<br />
justifies a decent cinema and is an example<br />
of how an opportunity to make some decent<br />
profit has been lost.<br />
A<br />
my Wadge is a singer/ songwriter<br />
based in Wales. She has released<br />
two successful albums: ‘WOJ’<br />
and ‘No Sudden Moves’. I first saw<br />
Amy perform a couple of years ago.<br />
Her bubbly personality and interaction<br />
with the audience created an amazing<br />
atmosphere. She stayed after the gig<br />
to meet fans and to sign CDs.<br />
I contacted Amy with regards to a<br />
song that I had heard her play, but<br />
couldn’t find on the album; it hadn’t<br />
been released yet. She emailed me<br />
back straight away, letting me know<br />
it would be on the new album ‘No<br />
Sudden Moves’, she even sorted out<br />
some free tickets for me to go to her<br />
next gig.<br />
As the coordinator of Nightline one<br />
of the main aims of the committee this<br />
year is to raise awareness and the<br />
profile of Nightline. What better way<br />
than a Nightline jingle to put on Storm<br />
FM! We approached Amy with this idea<br />
to see if she could give us any help.<br />
She will be recording a jingle for us.<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong> Nightline would like to say a<br />
big thank you to Amy. We look forward<br />
to seeing her perform in <strong>Bangor</strong> in the<br />
near future. For more information on<br />
Amy, visit: www.amywadge.com. For<br />
information on Nightline please visit<br />
Nightline@bangor.ac.uk.<br />
Sophie Laine<br />
For those not wanting to have to travel,<br />
Theatr Gwynedd screens some films, but<br />
generally not for a while after they have<br />
been released nationwide. These screenings<br />
are often very busy and tickets need to be<br />
booked in advance, but these days, it’s all<br />
we’ve got, as <strong>Bangor</strong> now doesn’t have a<br />
cinema at all.<br />
Caroline Alvarez<br />
TYPICAL<br />
STUDENT<br />
WEEK<br />
Many people believe that there<br />
isn’t much to do because <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
is quite a small town, but they<br />
couldn’t be more wrong! The Students’<br />
Union has various themed events and the<br />
town has lots to offer. The key is learning<br />
what places you need to visit.<br />
So here is a quick guide to what’s hot to<br />
do in <strong>Bangor</strong>!<br />
On a Monday there is cheesy music at<br />
Time/Amser night club. The price is usually<br />
£1 to get in and you can dance the night<br />
away until 2am to the golden classics from<br />
the 60s, 70s and 80s.<br />
Once every month, usually on a Tuesday,<br />
there is stand up comedy at Academi in<br />
the Students’ Union. This is very popular<br />
because it isn’t on as regularly. I recommend<br />
arriving early if you want a seat. The comedy<br />
is very good and you do see about three<br />
comedians, so it is worth the money.<br />
If you prefer current bands then Trash on<br />
a Wednesday may be more your cup of tea.<br />
Trash takes place at Academi in the Students’<br />
Union. Trash plays mostly Indie tracks, but<br />
there is a metal room as well, offering heavy<br />
rock. The cost is £3 to get in.<br />
On a Friday you can go shake some<br />
moves at Racubah with Salsa and Latin<br />
music, as well as reggae and funk. This is<br />
only on twice a month and is lots of fun.<br />
On a Saturday there is R’n’B night at<br />
Academi. If you would rather chill you<br />
could try Theatr Gwynedd which has a film<br />
organised every weekend. There is a cinema<br />
at Llandudno Junction, which has a better<br />
choice of films, and a Pizza Hut. You can<br />
get a train directly there from <strong>Bangor</strong> train<br />
station.<br />
On a Sunday, the place to be is the Greek<br />
Taverna near Morrisons. The Greek has a<br />
live band every Sunday evening. The drinks<br />
are a little expensive, but it is well worth it<br />
for the live music and atmosphere.<br />
Throughout the week the Octagon<br />
night club is open. They have various<br />
themed nights so look out for the flyers, but<br />
Wednesday is the classic ‘Occy’ night.<br />
There are plenty more pubs and bars<br />
open for business aound <strong>Bangor</strong>, so there is<br />
a lot to keep you busy. Enjoy!<br />
Siobhan Catherine Holt<br />
AMY WADGE FOR NIGHTLINE
BANGOR’S<br />
TOP FIVE:<br />
...things to do in <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
that you may not have<br />
thought of.<br />
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<strong>Bangor</strong> Pier. Tea, scones and<br />
great scenery.<br />
Treborth Botanic Gardens.<br />
Access from behind ‘The<br />
Antelope’, next to the Menai<br />
Bridge.<br />
Climb <strong>Bangor</strong> Mountain. More<br />
of a hill, it has great views<br />
over <strong>Bangor</strong>. It’s situated<br />
behind the High Street.<br />
The terrace in front of<br />
Main Arts. Another good<br />
view (recommended by the<br />
President).<br />
The stone circle. In a field<br />
behind Hen Goleg.<br />
PAY DISPUTE<br />
RESOLVED<br />
Third years graduated on time this<br />
summer, after the NATFHE/AUT<br />
strike involving lecturers up and<br />
down the country was resolved. Fearing<br />
that they may not graduate on time, due<br />
to lecturers not marking exams and crucial<br />
coursework as part of their strike, the<br />
resolution was good news for all students.<br />
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A<br />
newly elected MP takes a seat in the<br />
House of Commons for their first<br />
Prime Minister’s Questions. In their<br />
excitement they turn to a fellow MP and<br />
proclaim, “Isn’t it great to finally be battling<br />
the old enemy!?” His fellow MP, a wise head<br />
who has been in Parliament for many a<br />
year, replies, “They are not the enemy, they<br />
are merely the opposition. The enemy sit all<br />
around you!”<br />
Tony Blair has been our Prime Minister<br />
for nearly a decade. His furrowed brow tells<br />
the story of a once enthusiastic politician<br />
beaten into submission not only by the<br />
voting public, whose trust he has seemingly<br />
betrayed, but by his fellow Labour<br />
parliamentarians. Colleagues who were so<br />
keen to see him elected in 2005 now want<br />
him packed up and ready to move out of<br />
Number 10 posthaste.<br />
They are right to call for the Prime<br />
Minister to resign and I support their calls<br />
for him to step down. Where we differ,<br />
though, is why we feel he should step aside.<br />
Unsurprisingly, Labour MPs want Blair<br />
to make way for Brown (or Johnson) to<br />
improve their chances of winning the next<br />
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The Rant<br />
If a week is a long time in politics, try ten years.<br />
general election. I want Blair to step down<br />
because I feel he has failed this country.<br />
Take a look at his record as Prime<br />
Minister: after spending billions of pounds<br />
on trying to improve the health service<br />
there is little achievement to be seen for<br />
his largesse, due in no small measure<br />
to installing an army of mandarins,<br />
consultants, managers and accountants<br />
(each it would seem with their own ideas)<br />
and little of the investment going into the<br />
service itself. In 1997 Tony Blair claimed<br />
there were “24 hours to save the NHS.” Ten<br />
years on we find the NHS having to make<br />
mass redundancies and cut backs to keep<br />
within budget.<br />
His promise to improve the transport<br />
system has, as yet, failed to materialise.<br />
We are, under his control, witnessing a<br />
terrifying rise in crime. Of course, we are<br />
assailed with massaged statistics that try<br />
to convince us that the opposite is in fact<br />
the case.<br />
Because of the Schengen Agreement<br />
we have lowered our guard on border<br />
control; immigration under any title-legal,<br />
illegal, refugee status, political or economic<br />
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WANT TO<br />
RECRUIT YOU<br />
- has left us with unknown numbers (in<br />
millions) of refugees in our country.<br />
The sanctity of our green-belt<br />
countryside is now in peril due to the<br />
demand for housing, this while our own<br />
birth rate falls but our population grows.<br />
Whilst the success rate in GCSE and A-<br />
Level results continues to rise, so does the<br />
number of children playing truant in our<br />
schools. Intent on increasing the number<br />
of young people entering higher education,<br />
Labour has devalued degrees that we, the<br />
students, work so hard to achieve. Then,<br />
of course, there was the white lie over<br />
the introduction of top-up fees. All this<br />
from a man that emphasised “education,<br />
education, education.”<br />
The Prime Minister will boast about a<br />
“strong economy” and “low interest rates”,<br />
but this has only come about through mass<br />
borrowing which will inevitably be paid<br />
back through taxes, of which Labour has<br />
introduced over sixty-six.<br />
Then there is the issue of Iraq. Whether<br />
you were pro- or anti- the invasion of Iraq,<br />
the state of civil war that Iraq finds itself in<br />
is the result of a misguided, mismanaged<br />
5<br />
and ill-thought-out strategy.<br />
Britain is a subordinate to political<br />
correctness and the country is fast<br />
becoming a laughing stock.<br />
So what does our Prime Minister want<br />
in return for these failings? He wants<br />
a farewell tour! He wants us to line the<br />
streets, wave our Union Jacks and shout<br />
from the roof tops how grateful we are and<br />
how his legacy will be fondly remembered.<br />
Tony Blair shouldn’t go in a year. He<br />
should go now. But what does that leave us<br />
with? A dour Scotsman with no confidence;<br />
an Etonian with no policies; and a geriatric<br />
former Olympian with no charisma.<br />
Whatever happens over the next twelve<br />
months the political scene is going to<br />
change just like it did in 1997, only this<br />
time I hope it’s for the better.<br />
Spencer George<br />
Don’t agree with Spencer? Email the<br />
Editor with your opinion at editor@seren<br />
.bangor.ac.uk<br />
Stage crew is a fun loving society that gets invited to all the after show parties. Having<br />
assisted in so many ways last year, stage crew (Society of the Year 2005/6) is planning big<br />
stuff this year from LIVE events in the SU to helping out backstage at Time / Academi.<br />
And even stage management and lighting design for the SU clubs and societies.<br />
If you want to join sign up at the serendipity stand.<br />
Peter Banks, Stage Crew Chair
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MEET YOUR S.U. PRESIDENT<br />
Name: Samuel Peter Burnett, Esq.<br />
Position: President<br />
First memory of <strong>Bangor</strong>:<br />
The open day – it was sunny. <strong>Bangor</strong> sucks<br />
you in when it’s sunny; open days, freshers’<br />
week – and then it rains the rest of the year. I<br />
remember thinking the train station was like<br />
something off Thomas the Tank Engine, out<br />
one tunnel and into another.<br />
Best memory of <strong>Bangor</strong>:<br />
The first half of 2006 was amazing! I’ve won<br />
the elections, got a 2:1, passed my driving<br />
test and bought a car within the space of 10<br />
weeks or so.<br />
Favourite place in <strong>Bangor</strong>:<br />
The patio behind Dylan’s in Main Arts – it’s<br />
such a wonderful view, every time I walk<br />
down there I have to stop for a few minutes<br />
and be all pensive, like.<br />
Are you most likely to be found in?<br />
The library; The pub; Or making the most<br />
of the great outdoors?<br />
I’m not a great drinker, and like I said – it’s<br />
always raining in <strong>Bangor</strong>, so it’ll have to be<br />
the library.<br />
Favourite book, film or song:<br />
I’m very forward-looking, I can’t spend<br />
too much time thinking about these things<br />
– I do love books and movies though, and<br />
STORM 87.7 FM, in case you are<br />
unaware, is <strong>Bangor</strong>’s student radio<br />
station. As a Standing Committee of<br />
the Students’ Union, it is run by students<br />
for the students. In the past the station has<br />
had quite a rocky time, not having a studio<br />
space of their own and having to share both<br />
time and space with educational activities in<br />
the Media Centre, meaning that a consistent<br />
broadcast was impossible. Not only that, the<br />
I<br />
t’s the start of a new academic<br />
year for one of Storm FM’s<br />
bubbliest and brightest DJs.<br />
Natalie Pierce-Jones (aka DJPJ) has<br />
worked for <strong>Bangor</strong>’s student radio<br />
station for the past year. I caught<br />
up with her and got the low-down on<br />
what she will be up to.<br />
Natalie, a second year originally<br />
from Chester, joined Storm FM back<br />
in September 2005. I discovered her<br />
real reason for signing up was that<br />
they were giving away lollipops at<br />
<strong>Seren</strong>dipity! Her favourite moment<br />
from last year was when they sung<br />
live for all of <strong>Bangor</strong>, “Oh it was<br />
when we changed the words to<br />
‘Love Machine’ by Girls Aloud to ‘Luff<br />
Machine’ for my mate Jimmy Luff.<br />
Then my co-presenter and I sang it<br />
live on air!”<br />
Natalie is really passionate about<br />
Storm FM and truly believes that<br />
it offers the best in pop and rock.<br />
Last year she ran two shows: one<br />
was called ‘Something Borrowed,<br />
Something Blue’ where the listeners<br />
got a taste of both the old classics and<br />
my favourite tends to be whatever I last<br />
saw/read.<br />
What’s the most important thing you’ve<br />
learnt from being at <strong>Bangor</strong>?<br />
I’ve learned to make the most of<br />
opportunities that come my way; I don’t<br />
believe in luck. You can’t make something<br />
happen out of nothing, but you can<br />
capitalise on what’s there. Also to always<br />
equipment they relied upon was not theirs,<br />
which meant that when it failed they had to<br />
wait for <strong>University</strong> staff to carry out repairs,<br />
resulting in lengthy periods off air.<br />
But all that is old news. Things are<br />
about to change for the better! An old<br />
shower block in the basement of the<br />
Students’ Union building has been acquired<br />
and, after a summer transformation, is now<br />
Storm’s new home.<br />
brand new tracks from current bands.<br />
She hopes to carry the show’s success<br />
forward this year. Natalie, along with<br />
other DJs from Storm FM, could<br />
possibly be going on a trip to London<br />
very soon to the Student Radio<br />
Awards. The Student Radio Awards<br />
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carry an umbrella.<br />
What do you see yourself doing in ten<br />
years’ time?<br />
I’d like to be a Perrier-winning comedian<br />
married to Natalie Portman and living in<br />
New York, but in reality I’ll probably end<br />
up doing something horribly boring and<br />
political, like running the Lib Dems, or<br />
something.<br />
NIGHTLINE - FRIENLY AND EFFICIENT INFORMATION PROVIDER<br />
You’re on a night out with all your mates, everyone is wasted apart from you, you are left<br />
with the job of getting them all home safely. Glanrafon hill would be a struggle, but you<br />
only have one taxi number and can’t get through. Everyone else around you is hammered<br />
and asking someone else would be more hassle than it’s worth. WOULD YOU THINK OF<br />
CALLING NIGHTLINE? Why not speak to a friendly student who has all the local taxi<br />
numbers? We provide a friendly and efficient service for all students and will be happy to<br />
help.<br />
The new facility consists of an office,<br />
a production room and a studio space and<br />
has cost in the region of £40,000. There is<br />
a 100mm depth of soundproofing on the<br />
studio walls ensuring protection from the<br />
surrounding area, and six computers in<br />
total, each using the latest software – (for<br />
those who know about these things) Adobe<br />
2.0 for production, BCX for play-out, and<br />
the DSPXtra audio processor – one of the<br />
INTERVIEW WITH DJ PJ OF STORM FM<br />
are run by none other than BBC Radio<br />
1. Many of Storm FM’s DJs are hoping<br />
for nominations and Natalie herself<br />
is entered into the Best Female<br />
category. “We think we are going to<br />
storm it- no pun intended.”<br />
Storm FM has provided Natalie<br />
with a clearer future, “I now have<br />
the belief that I might be able to do<br />
this as a job,” thinks Natalie. She<br />
didn’t think she would be able to be a<br />
professional DJ before she joined the<br />
team at Storm FM. Natalie’s advice<br />
for all new students is: “Join as many<br />
clubs and societies as you can, even if<br />
you don’t think you will enjoy it.”<br />
Finally, I quickly asked her to<br />
describe her show in just ten words:<br />
“Old and new mix with links to rival<br />
Chris Moyles!” Well, you can’t argue<br />
with that!<br />
Storm FM can be heard live and<br />
loud any day of the week on 87.7<br />
FM or over the Intranet from their<br />
website, http://www.stormfm.com<br />
Siobhan Catherine Holt<br />
NEW COMEDY<br />
SOCIETY<br />
Currently anonymous (this will be the first thing the Society shall do – come up<br />
with a name), The New <strong>Bangor</strong> Comedy Society is about to start its first year.<br />
The aim is to put on regular, original comedy nights throughout the year,<br />
written and performed by members of the Society, ranging from stand-up nights to<br />
improvisation nights to sketch nights to comic plays to…<br />
Well this is it, the beauty of a society like this is that comedy is a broad church, and<br />
it can be done in so many ways. As well as live comedy, the society hopes to set up good<br />
working relationships with SEREN and Storm FM.<br />
So if performing live comedy, as stand-up or in sketches, is something you’d really like<br />
to do, or try, then come along. And if it does not interest you, then there will still be a<br />
place in The New <strong>Bangor</strong> Comedy Society for you, as a writer, behind-the-scenes human,<br />
event organiser or even an accountant!<br />
If you have an active interest in the creative process of original comedy, or have an<br />
interest in it that you wish was active, then mosey over to Table 2 at <strong>Seren</strong>dipity or e-mail<br />
Chris at:<br />
buhnenkomiker@hotmail.co.uk<br />
Come along if you have any ideas as to what sorts of things the Society can do on top<br />
of live comedy.<br />
The Society shall be wholly democratic, meaning anybody, no matter what their<br />
previous experience is, has a say. Let’s face it: nobody is going to be a pro - the Society<br />
exists because there is nowhere for non-established comics and comic writers to perform/<br />
write.<br />
So I hope to see lots of people joining the Society. There really isn’t another one like<br />
this.<br />
Aiming for an informal atmosphere, let’s say the Belle Vue in Upper <strong>Bangor</strong>, Mondays<br />
at 8:00pm?<br />
WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON<br />
IN YOUR UNION?<br />
Why not become a Course Rep or Independent Councillor?<br />
Every department is entitled to a representative, who can vote on their behalf at Council.<br />
Meetings are once every three weeks in the Council Chambers in Main Arts.<br />
Help influence your Union. Get involved.<br />
For more information email president@undeb.bangor.ac.uk<br />
A BRAND NEW STORM IS BREWING<br />
best around, I’m reliably informed.<br />
The new location has also ensured 24/7<br />
accessibility; in the past the only availability<br />
at the media centre studio was from 6pm<br />
through to 9am. Storm is now fully self<br />
dependant and can broadcast around the<br />
clock during term-time.<br />
The station currently consists of around<br />
30 members (after losing many of its<br />
dedicated 3rd year students to graduation<br />
last year) and is looking to recruit around<br />
another 70 members by Christmas.<br />
Membership is £5 and offers not only the<br />
opportunity to present, but also the chance<br />
to learn the ropes in marketing, production,<br />
IT, music-reviewing and radio journalism.<br />
This year’s national Student Radio<br />
Association nominations party is, for the<br />
first time, to be held in <strong>Bangor</strong> on 12 th<br />
October. Storm are hoping to pick up at<br />
least one nomination after entering several<br />
categories. The awards themselves are held<br />
in London and are sponsored by the BBC,<br />
so it’s a huge event. In the past two years the<br />
station has been nominated for three awards:<br />
Best Station Sound (2004), Best Newcomer<br />
(current Station Manager Spencer George,<br />
2005) and Best Female (Emma Gascoigne,<br />
2005 – who now presents on local station<br />
Coast FM!).<br />
The original aim was for Storm FM to be<br />
on air by Freshers’ Week this year; however,<br />
due to delays in the construction work<br />
for the new studio, this has been pushed<br />
back slightly. The new aim is to be on air<br />
later in October and fortunately, this now<br />
means that the new 1 st year members can be<br />
involved in the relaunch.<br />
So, with a brand new studio and station<br />
logo, a very dedicated team of members,<br />
and (I can exclusively reveal) a major<br />
sponsorship deal with ‘Neuadd Willis,<br />
Student Accommodation for 2006/07’, the<br />
future of <strong>Bangor</strong> student radio looks both<br />
bright and Stormy!<br />
If anyone is interested in becoming a<br />
member of Storm FM they should see the<br />
stall at <strong>Seren</strong>dipity, contact the Station<br />
Manager, Spencer George, via the Storm<br />
FM intranet board (or find other contacts<br />
at www.stormfm.com) or through the CSO<br />
Carolan Goggin at the Students’ Union.<br />
John Jackson
THE GREAT ORME<br />
Greetings students. My name is<br />
Sophie Hanna Faith de l’Orme.<br />
I am not claiming to be a health<br />
and beauty expert in any way, bear with me<br />
and yes that is my real name, nice ring to it,<br />
wouldn’t you say?<br />
Firstly I come from Brighton, where I<br />
witness some serious fashion followers. Take<br />
for example, a hypothetical person from my<br />
summer job, in a retail shop. It’s a very hot,<br />
humid day, and the fashion of the moment<br />
is tights under short skirts and shorts.<br />
Would you? Even when it’s 30 degrees plus<br />
outside? Yes, if you are a fashion follower<br />
to a ‘T’ and believe you are a true summer<br />
goddess, nothing, above all comfort should<br />
stand in your way. The realms of ‘real’ beauty<br />
are upon us: hair extensions, two inch false<br />
nails, tan bed addiction and not forgetting<br />
skin tight, black, cut off at the ankle tights<br />
(excuse slight rant, these tights do come in<br />
varying colours).<br />
Back to us mere mortal students, who<br />
don’t aim for the celebrity lifestyle (WAG<br />
NIGHTLINE WANTS TO LISTEN<br />
How many people do you know who<br />
have the time and patience to listen<br />
to you with undivided attention?<br />
Even your best friends may struggle to<br />
find the time or to actively listen. To listen<br />
actively and effectively is a hard skill to<br />
wannabes), but of course want to look<br />
presentable.<br />
Hair is important, and as I discovered on<br />
a student budget, it doesn’t always include<br />
£60 plus trips to the salon for those must<br />
have highlights. In summer, with the heat,<br />
beach, sea and humidity the effects can<br />
equal ‘a knotted mass’.<br />
A suggestion: Superdrug offer different<br />
hair rescue treatment sachets - smooth<br />
onto your hair, leave for a desired time and<br />
rinse. I personally like the *Aussie 3 minute<br />
Miracle Reconstructor for 99p. To me it’s<br />
like a deep conditioning treatment without<br />
the salon price tag. It smells ‘healthy’ and as<br />
it contains Australian Balm Mint, it must<br />
nourish. Take a bath (unless you live in the<br />
south and have a water shortage), relax and<br />
leave the hair mask on. After all it was our<br />
‘Summer Holiday’, we have ample time to<br />
treat ourselves, and look ravishing for our<br />
university return, or start if you’re a fresher.<br />
Beach hair is always top in the summer<br />
months according to every glossy. Ditch<br />
obtain. To listen and to empathize with a<br />
person is mentally draining and requires a<br />
lot of concentration.<br />
A Nightliner is specifically trained how<br />
to listen. The training is intense and many<br />
people don’t realise how difficult it is.<br />
DOC SPOT<br />
I<br />
n a new environment, there are all sorts<br />
of new experiences to be sampled, but<br />
there are many sources of potential stress<br />
as well. Let us look at the university-related<br />
student problems and lifestyle and how to<br />
deal with it…<br />
ALCOHOL<br />
Despite being part of our culture, alcohol<br />
is a dangerous drug with powerful effects<br />
on both mind and brain. Drinking can be<br />
extremely pleasurable and, in moderation,<br />
may even have health benefits. Although<br />
alcohol initially helps with relaxation and<br />
acts as a mood-enhancer, it is ultimately<br />
a depressant; so a heavy night drinking is<br />
likely to leave you feeling worse rather than<br />
better.<br />
The recommended number of alcohol<br />
units is 14 per week for women and 21 for<br />
men, but almost 65% of students exceed<br />
these limits. Alcohol’s ability to help you<br />
to relax, to reduce tension and to remove<br />
inhibitions lends itself to avoiding some<br />
difficult situations. Drinking may give you a<br />
relaxed sense of community, but habit may<br />
make it hard to relax without it.<br />
HOMESICKNESS<br />
Beginning life at university naturally<br />
generates both excitement and anxiety. For<br />
some, the apprehension is quickly overcome<br />
as they adapt to a new environment; for<br />
others the transition takes longer and<br />
sometimes emerges as homesickness.<br />
Those who experience homesickness<br />
might notice an increase in depressed<br />
feelings, anxiety, obsessive thoughts and<br />
minor physical ailments. You are not immune<br />
just because you’ve successfully experienced<br />
leaving home before. Vulnerability to feeling<br />
homesick is affected by:<br />
- Distance from home<br />
-Expectation of university not being met<br />
- Contrast in lifestyle<br />
- Worries about parents, partner or<br />
children at home.<br />
What should be done in such cases?<br />
- Believe in yourself and understand it is<br />
just a phase<br />
- Join societies, involve yourself in<br />
activities and make friends.<br />
- Familiarise yourself with the Students’<br />
Union as they’ll also be able to help.<br />
- Talk to the Welfare Officer, a close<br />
friend or your personal tutor.<br />
- Always try to keep yourself engaged in<br />
work or other activities.<br />
- You can always call home!<br />
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the straighteners, just for a while. Try the<br />
scrunch and go method, adding some serum<br />
to tame the frizz, or perfectly Garnier Fructis<br />
Style Beach Look Spray (£2.99) - all in the<br />
title really. But if like me, your hair still looks<br />
like a wild mane, put it up in a loose bun,<br />
or part some of it off your face with a clip:<br />
flowery or not, depending on your style.<br />
If you can’t part with your straighteners<br />
then use a protective heat spray to lessen the<br />
damage. There are many different varieties<br />
on the market. (e.g. Schwarzkopf Pro.Styling<br />
Heat Protection Straightening Spray, £2.99).<br />
Useless fact, the ingredients can resist heat<br />
up to 200 degrees.<br />
OK, we are now entering the ‘autumn<br />
months’, due to slight climate changes the<br />
cold shouldn’t hit us yet. Though slight<br />
warning to all southerners entering the<br />
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EXERCISES<br />
- Just 15-20 minutes of activity three<br />
times per week will increase your fitness<br />
level.<br />
- Exercise and sports help you relax and<br />
sleep better. The brain releases endorphins<br />
that make you less tired.<br />
- It is never too late to start exercises,<br />
start off with a few minutes and gradually<br />
increase it.<br />
- Aerobic exercises and a low fat diet can<br />
help you to lose weight and make you more<br />
active.<br />
SMOKING<br />
When we hear the term ’smoking’, most<br />
of us only think of cigarettes. But what<br />
about the smoke from marijuana? Did you<br />
know that ‘weed’ contains some of the same<br />
cancer-causing compounds as tobacco,<br />
sometimes in higher concentrations?<br />
Smoking is the most common cause<br />
of lung cancer, but is also a leading cause<br />
of cancer of the mouth, throat, bladder,<br />
pancreas, and kidneys. It is particularly<br />
harmful to young people because the body is<br />
still growing and changing, and it can cause<br />
life-threatening diseases such as chronic<br />
bronchitis, heart disease, and strokes.<br />
How can you find the symptoms?<br />
Style: I’m no fashion icon. Be yourself,<br />
tap into the individual spark that each of<br />
us has and come December, when we are up<br />
to our eyeballs in work and revision, what<br />
we look like will be the least of our worries.<br />
But for those sweet ‘trash’ and ‘cheesy’ pop<br />
nights a bit of glamour and pout is needed.<br />
(freshers, you will soon become accustomed<br />
to our ways and Mike’s Bites).<br />
Adios, Aufwiedersehn, laters, see ya ……<br />
…. ‘til the next ‘Health and Beauty’ article.<br />
P.S. Men: you too should make an effort.<br />
Wash and deo, simple and effective xx<br />
WAG = wives and girlfriends / tabloid<br />
jargon, i.e. footballers other halves<br />
By the way, after I wrote this, in<br />
GLAMOUR ‘Product of the year Survey’<br />
2006, more than 12,500 consumers chose<br />
Aussie 3 Minute Miracle Frizz Remedy as<br />
the number one frizz product (don’t clap,<br />
yes perhaps I am the expert?) X<br />
There are the usual points to<br />
remember, but watch out for other<br />
things. Knowing a couple of people<br />
who did get their drinks spiked last year,<br />
I’d say the main thing to remember is to be<br />
aware of who’s around you. It may not be<br />
the company you keep, but the company<br />
you don’t want to keep.<br />
It’s OK to keep your drink in front of<br />
you, but cover it – especially at the bar<br />
when you might look away to talk to a<br />
group of friends. It’s a bit harder with<br />
drinks in glasses, but there’s no excuse not<br />
to have your back covered with bottles. You<br />
can cover the top with your thumb or you<br />
can buy special plugs from supermarkets<br />
that mean drink can come out but nothing<br />
can get in your bottle.<br />
The main points to remember though<br />
are:<br />
Sometimes it's tough to tell. But there are<br />
signs:<br />
- Wheezing<br />
- Coughing<br />
- Bad breath<br />
- Yellow-stained teeth and fingers<br />
- Frequent colds<br />
- Decreased senses of smell & taste<br />
- Problems remembering what they<br />
recently said or did<br />
- Difficulty keeping up with sports and<br />
athletic activities<br />
- Bleeding gums<br />
- Frequent mouth sores<br />
Smoking can actually increase feelings<br />
of stress and nervousness. Use drug-free<br />
strategies to calm your nerves like exercise<br />
and talking to your friends.<br />
STRESS<br />
Stress can be positive or negative<br />
depending upon how we respond to<br />
pressure and situations. Remember ‘without<br />
stress there is no life’. Everyone gets stressed<br />
at some time in his/her life. Managing stress<br />
is very important. What we need is to look<br />
at it as a combination of disciplines; time<br />
management and relaxation techniques<br />
have been effective in handling stressful<br />
situations ranging from life-threatening<br />
Sophie de l’Orme<br />
SAFE DRINKING<br />
o It’s easy to just leave someone with<br />
your drink while you go to the toilet,<br />
but finish it before you go. They may be<br />
trustworthy but from experience I find<br />
people don’t watch your drink properly or<br />
they just pop it behind them.<br />
o Don’t accept drinks from strangers<br />
unless you see it being made or opened<br />
– that’s the way to make friends without<br />
being too rude.<br />
o Try to judge who you could trust<br />
to look after you when you’re out or if<br />
something happened.<br />
o If you feel funny – even if you’ve<br />
drunk too much – stay with your friends<br />
(that includes going to the toilet).<br />
Jennifer Stanley<br />
illnesses to submission of assignments<br />
on time. Always think positive. Thinking<br />
positively helps reduce certain amounts of<br />
stress.<br />
You can be in control!<br />
Remember - Stress is a fact of life – it<br />
need not be a way of life!<br />
Dr Rashesh Mehta<br />
For queries e-mail the Doctor:<br />
health4u_78@yahoo.com.<br />
7<br />
Health<br />
Sophie talks health and beauty tips
8<br />
Travel<br />
CZECH<br />
WITH A<br />
YORKSHIRE<br />
ACCENT<br />
Were you aware that the<br />
temperature in Prague reaches<br />
37 degrees? No? Neither were<br />
we, will teach us to do our research better in<br />
future though, won’t it?<br />
Having explained to my mother that<br />
she couldn’t find her luggage because she<br />
was stood by the luggage carousel from the<br />
Luton flight and she had in fact flown from<br />
Leeds/Bradford we went through arrivals to<br />
find our tour guide. We were enthusiastically<br />
greeted by a vertically challenged Geordie<br />
man, who we later learned had been doing<br />
the job for 30 years. It showed with his well<br />
weathered and heavily suntanned face and<br />
once our eclectic tour group was assembled<br />
we boarded the coach, driven by a Czech<br />
driver. Our destination was a bright blue<br />
communist tower block hotel, called the<br />
‘Hotel Duo’ because, surprisingly, there were<br />
2 tower blocks. How very inventive!<br />
Our walking tour began at Prague Castle,<br />
on route to which we passed various bridges<br />
including the famous Charles Bridge; a<br />
miniature version of the Eiffel Tower (looks<br />
more like a large TV aerial); and a giant<br />
metronome (I don’t know why either).<br />
Prague Castle is the largest medieval castle<br />
complex in Europe and it shows. It comprises<br />
of the Saint Vitus Cathedral, several palaces,<br />
museums, galleries and St Georges basilica.<br />
The cathedral is the most impressive of these<br />
buildings; an extremely large gothic building<br />
with incredible stain glass windows made up<br />
from tiny pieces of coloured glass. The effect<br />
with the light shining through was amazing.<br />
In the cathedral there is the tomb of Duke<br />
Wenceslas, aka “Good King Wenceslas” from<br />
the Christmas Carol. The cathedral was very<br />
crowded, everyone desperate to look at the<br />
tomb. Now being British we had formed an<br />
orderly queue, only to be pushed out of the<br />
way by some Europeans. Not one to be outdone<br />
I decided to follow suit and managed<br />
to get a good look. There isn’t exactly much<br />
to see, but it was worth it to see where a real<br />
life Christmas carol character was buried.<br />
Next I’m going to find the statue of Rudolph<br />
the red nose reindeer.<br />
Three countries in one day should be<br />
So what did I make of a country<br />
famous for a spotted dog and an ER<br />
doctor? Quite a lot actually. With<br />
Croatia’s extensive coastline and over a<br />
thousand islands, it is a beautiful country<br />
with a lot to offer. Each island has its own<br />
identity and travelling between them is<br />
relatively easy, with an efficient system<br />
of ferries and catamarans. From the large<br />
Istrian peninsula at the top, down to the<br />
famous walled city of Dubrovnik at the<br />
bottom, the waters of Croatia are varying<br />
shades of turquoise and blue, but always<br />
crystal clear.<br />
A favourite getaway for both Italians and<br />
Germans due to its close proximity with<br />
both, Croatia remains relatively untouched<br />
by the British tourist trade (although I did<br />
meet a car full of <strong>Bangor</strong> graduates at one<br />
point!) I managed to live on a budget of<br />
£20 a day quite easily, although having<br />
a tent did help. The tent also meant that<br />
enough for anyone.<br />
Leaving the Czech<br />
Republic at stupid<br />
o’clock that morning<br />
we were on route for<br />
Budapest. As this is<br />
quite an extensive<br />
journey we had a<br />
lengthily lunch break<br />
in Slovakia. Bratislava<br />
became capital of<br />
Slovakia when the<br />
country separated<br />
from the Czech Republic in 1992. A town<br />
not quite designed to be a capital but they<br />
were giving it a good go. Our tour guide<br />
advised us to look at the sky and by our feet,<br />
and he was right to. There were small bronze<br />
statues dotted around. The most memorable<br />
Three countries in one day<br />
should be enough for anyone.<br />
being a man emerging from a manhole in<br />
the floor, mainly for the fact that I nearly<br />
fell over it!<br />
A very beautiful city, much of it not built<br />
within the last 200 years, so the architecture<br />
was remarkable. Much more preferable<br />
than the concrete jungles we are used to<br />
in modern capital cities. Apart from the<br />
architecture there isn’t really that much to<br />
see in Bratislava, so off we went towards<br />
Budapest. Staring out my window (there<br />
really isn’t anything else to do on a coach)<br />
I was startled how much the landscape<br />
looked like Italy: fields of sunflowers and<br />
terracotta roofed houses, which is surprising<br />
considering how far Hungary is from Italy,<br />
geographically speaking.<br />
Spending a Euro<br />
If you need a pee in Europe you are<br />
expected to pay. Now not having any Euros<br />
on me and being desperate to relieve myself<br />
of the facilities, I decided I would sneak in<br />
behind the line of people who were actually<br />
paying to use the loo. Anyone who has tried<br />
to use public toilets in a foreign country will<br />
I could stay in some really small and<br />
beautiful places where camping was the<br />
only form of accommodation on offer.<br />
Lots of Croats offer rooms in their houses<br />
to travellers during the summer months. In<br />
some places these are snapped up quickly,<br />
in others you will see people standing with<br />
signs offering ‘sobe, zimmer, rooms’, where<br />
the bus or ferry gets in. These generally cost<br />
between £10-15.<br />
The food in Croatia is very much<br />
influenced by Italy, which lies just across<br />
the sea, so lots of pizza and pasta. Croatia<br />
has several national beers and alcohol<br />
remains inexpensive. In some places it is<br />
cheaper to indulge in a beer than a coke-<br />
what a shame! The word to know is ‘pivo’<br />
(beer) and even though most Croats speak<br />
English, German and Italian quite fluently,<br />
it is always appreciated if you have a go at<br />
their language, even if it resembles no other<br />
you’ve tried to learn before and appears to<br />
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know that it is the life’s work of the toilet<br />
attendant to make you pay, and get very<br />
angry if you don’t. I think I got away with it.<br />
It’s a sad day when going to the toilet could<br />
cause an international incident!<br />
Now, whether or not we were influenced<br />
by the outstanding hotel in Budapest<br />
(air conditioning!) I’m unsure but it was<br />
definitely my favourite of the 3 cities. The<br />
city straddles a gentle curve in the Danube<br />
and it’s definitely the most beautiful. The<br />
hotel itself was situated on Margaret’s Island<br />
in the middle of the Danube. The island<br />
is primarily used as a leisure island, so is<br />
very green and encircled by trees and, well,<br />
joggers.<br />
Our tour was very insightful, despite the<br />
fact that our tour guide was Mary Poppins,<br />
wearing a hat with Budapest emblazoned<br />
across it. We toured the beautiful palaces and<br />
went around the markets: however the most<br />
memorable part of my stay in Budapest was<br />
the Hungarian Folk evening. As much as I<br />
like to embrace other cultures, this evening<br />
was made a lot more entertaining by the free<br />
wine. Their traditional dancing comprised<br />
of lots of high pitched screaming, thigh<br />
slapping and stamping. Ah well when in<br />
Budapest…<br />
Out of the two, Budapest would be the<br />
city I would visit again. Nothing against<br />
Prague but when you can be identified as<br />
being Northern by a random Hungarian<br />
who stops you in the street it can’t be a bad<br />
thing.<br />
Cat Prince<br />
1001 DALMATIANS<br />
have something against vowels!<br />
Working from the top to the bottom<br />
was a great way of travelling through<br />
Dalmatia and it seemed that each place I<br />
got to was more beautiful than the last.<br />
This culminated with Dubrovnik, its<br />
complete set of walls encircling the old<br />
town, with its beautiful stone buildings<br />
and terracotta tiles. A walk around the<br />
walls gives a great view of the city and out<br />
to sea. Croatia has recovered most quickly<br />
out of all the former Yugoslav countries, as<br />
its tourist industry has always been healthy.<br />
Dubrovnik itself took a lot of destruction,<br />
but has been restored fully. The entire<br />
coastline is free of shelled buildings, a<br />
reminder of the past war that can be seen<br />
in other places in the region.<br />
Emma Dodd<br />
FROM<br />
BANGOR<br />
TO BANGOR<br />
Hello my name is Lucy. I’m<br />
currently studying my second<br />
year in English literature at the<br />
<strong>University</strong> of Maine, <strong>Bangor</strong>, USA! Every<br />
issue I shall give you an update of my<br />
experiences as an exchange student.<br />
I have now been in the USA a week<br />
and what a week it has been. To anyone<br />
thinking of doing an exchange I would<br />
say to definitely go for it- let’s face it if<br />
you have had the delightful pleasure of<br />
staying in Emrys Evans you can handle<br />
anything the world has to throw at you.<br />
But be prepared: although I brought tea<br />
bags I forgot the kettle. Little did I realise<br />
that in Maine electric kettles are a rarity-<br />
panic not, fortunately I have found one!<br />
There have been several culture shocks<br />
this week, the most shocking by far<br />
is breakfast: sausages and bacon are<br />
served-perfectly normal you say, but<br />
wait...Americans put lashings of syrup<br />
over it! I too recoiled in horror. This meat<br />
and sweet combo is one custom I refuse<br />
to try: it’s plain madness!<br />
The wardens are super happy hyper<br />
people who seem never to have a frown.<br />
Yes, this is refreshing but also slightly<br />
scary when they rush up to you with<br />
their beaming white smile gaily chanting<br />
‘A Hearty Maine Hello to You’. I later<br />
discovered the protocol for this is to<br />
reply ‘and A Hearty Maine Hello to You<br />
too’, not just stand there dumbfounded,<br />
laughing at the loons!<br />
On a brighter note the campus and<br />
university facilities are amazing, you<br />
couldn’t ask for better, and with the prices<br />
American students pay you shouldn’t<br />
expect any less (fear not for all of you<br />
who are interested, exchange students<br />
pay UK fees so there is no excuse not to<br />
leave Wales for a semester<br />
or two!) The campus<br />
is immaculate and the<br />
landscape is beautiful.<br />
It is surreal and it<br />
is like all the trashy<br />
cheesy movies, which<br />
is great as the laughter<br />
is endless! I’ve been<br />
made to feel welcome<br />
and I have my tea-what more<br />
do I need! Until next issue, bye!<br />
Lucy Digney<br />
ADVENTURES<br />
FROM<br />
ACROSS<br />
THE POND<br />
Well I’d better start by<br />
introducing myself! I have<br />
just finished my first year<br />
here at <strong>Bangor</strong>, and am leaving our lovely<br />
university to go and study for a year in<br />
America. Shock horror! Leaving <strong>Bangor</strong>?<br />
Why would anyone wish to do such a<br />
thing? Well, I am not entirely sure myself.<br />
I have loved my first year here, but when<br />
the opportunity arose to study across the<br />
pond, I decided to go for it. It all began<br />
one rainy day (well here that doesn’t really<br />
narrow it down) in November.<br />
My tutor mentioned that the exchange<br />
program is open to all <strong>University</strong><br />
of Wales, <strong>Bangor</strong> students, with the<br />
exception of a few courses. My course<br />
(Ocean Science) allows their students to<br />
study their second year in Oregon State<br />
<strong>University</strong>. This does not add an extra<br />
year onto the course, it just means the<br />
third year is worth 100% of your degree.<br />
Yikes! So in December, I picked up an<br />
application form and applied. There are<br />
a few conditions that you have to fill: you<br />
have to get a minimum of 60% overall in<br />
your first year, and you also have to pass<br />
an interview that takes place around April.<br />
Should all that be successful, you are<br />
released! You then get the joy of applying<br />
for an American visa. That is quite a long<br />
and complicated process, and requires a<br />
trip to the American Embassy in London,<br />
which has a huge police presence and<br />
armed guards! However, I think it will<br />
be well worth it. Of course I am writing<br />
this before I have actually left... so next<br />
month’s article will probably tell whether<br />
or not this was a good idea…<br />
Amy Garrett<br />
Fellow exchange student from <strong>Bangor</strong>, Phil in Maine
Dear Bev and Mair<br />
I came back to <strong>Bangor</strong> yesterday only to find that the property I had rented with my friends<br />
was a complete wreck! The landlord had promised when we signed the contract that he would<br />
be re-decorating, cleaning and replacing bedding and the bathroom by the 1 st of September<br />
2006. The property was a bit of a dive when we signed the contract (there was damp in some<br />
of the rooms, the bathroom was totally disgusting, there was a crack in the sink and there was<br />
no hot water for the shower and black mould on the silicone surrounding the shower base, the<br />
mattresses in some of the bedrooms didn’t have fire retardant labels and some were stained),<br />
but we trusted the landlord as he seemed like a good bloke.<br />
My mother cried when she saw the condition of the property and my parents pleaded for me to<br />
go home with them, eventually I persuaded them that I had to stay, they agreed provided that<br />
they pay for me to stay at a bed and breakfast. I am grateful to my parents for paying for the<br />
B&B but I can’t stay there indefinitely. What can I do, where can I stay?<br />
Dear M<br />
<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
Agony Aunts<br />
Thanks - M, <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
How awful for you and your housemates, have you spoken to your landlord?<br />
One of the first things to do is to get as much photographic evidence as you can and compile a detailed list of all things<br />
that you believe need to be repaired or replaced.<br />
Contact the Students Union Advice Centre – they will be able to help you ascertain what repairs are emergencies – Fire<br />
Safety etc.<br />
You can try and negotiate amicably with your landlord, put all requests in writing and keep a copy – there are certain<br />
repairs that they have a legal duty to carry out. Check your contract; are there any specific details of repairs or<br />
replacements that your landlord has agreed to do?<br />
If the property is in poor condition your landlord may be breaking the tenancy agreement by failing to carry out<br />
repairs. This means that you would be able to walk away from the property without any obligation to pay rent.<br />
You also have the right to request that the local authority visits the property; they have a duty to take action against<br />
private landlords.<br />
On a final note keep all receipts for the B&B, as you can claim against the landlord for these costs.<br />
Yours Truly<br />
Bev and Mair<br />
Hi Bev and Mair<br />
My student loan hasn’t been<br />
paid into my bank account,<br />
I’m broke! My Mum is on<br />
Income Support and can’t<br />
help me financially. Please<br />
help me!<br />
Thanks - L, <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
Dear L<br />
Come down to the Students Union<br />
Advice Centre, we will call your Local<br />
Education Authority or the Student<br />
Loan Company on your behalf to<br />
ascertain why there is a delay in<br />
your Student Loan payment. We will<br />
also contact any departments within<br />
the <strong>University</strong> to advise them of the<br />
situation and make arrangements for<br />
payments to be deferred until your<br />
Student Loan arrives enabling you to<br />
continue with your studies.<br />
Dependant on your accommodation<br />
status we can contact your landlord or<br />
the university halls or finance office.<br />
We can also contact your bank to<br />
negotiate an overdraft facility.<br />
Yours Truly<br />
Bev and Mair<br />
Dear Agony Aunt<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
at<br />
BELLE VUE<br />
Holyhead Road, Upper <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
01248 364439<br />
• Fine Traditional Ales<br />
• Homecooked Foods<br />
• Guest Ales<br />
• Pool Room & Beer Garden<br />
• Quiz Night Sunday 8.00pm<br />
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9<br />
I’m at the end of my tether, the people on my<br />
floor have been partying on and off all week,<br />
myself and my friend Kate have been woken up<br />
several times after 11.00 pm most nights, our<br />
studies are being disrupted, by slamming doors,<br />
people running along corridors, loud music and<br />
shouting. We are trying to study for our exams.<br />
Please help us!<br />
Thanks - J, <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
Dear J<br />
The people on your floor seem to be very inconsiderate, I<br />
suggest you try the following:<br />
o Speak to flat mates<br />
o Inform Wardens<br />
o Complain to Halls Staff<br />
o Call Security<br />
o Call to see a Student Advisor at the S.U. Welfare Office<br />
o Keep a diary of events<br />
Try and keep things on a friendly basis to begin with, speak<br />
to the flatmates concerned, explaining how their partying is<br />
affecting you. If you feel that this is not working inform the<br />
wardens of the situation or as a last resort call out Security.<br />
‘The <strong>University</strong> will treat noise made between the hours<br />
of 11.00pm and 7.00am as serious noise nuisance. Serious or<br />
persistent may lead to disciplinary action, and they give grounds<br />
for the <strong>University</strong> to terminate the Residence Agreement.’<br />
Keep a diary of all events, as this would be invaluable if the<br />
situation goes to a disciplinary. The Advice Centre can offer<br />
representation should a disciplinary be required.<br />
Yours Truly<br />
Bev and Mair<br />
UWB Halls of Residence Handbook 2005/06
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<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
BODYROCKERS ROCKED THE BALL<br />
The Bodyrockers most definitely stole the show at this year’s<br />
Summer Ball. Partly due to the fact that the other main act<br />
(a certain Fat Man Scoop) was held up in Amsterdam with<br />
no visa to perform in the UK, the Bodyrockers were the stars of the<br />
night. They presented a testosterone fuelled show, with ‘I Like The<br />
Way You Move’ being the ultimate highlight.<br />
There was a good selection of music on offer, with marquees set up<br />
outside and classical musicians playing near reception. The Summer Ball<br />
provides a great opportunity to see all your mates dressed up and looking<br />
respectable for one night of the year. Main Arts is a great venue for it and my<br />
personal favourite part is the quad. Opened especially and decked out with a<br />
large mirror ball and dimly lit, it’s a must see.<br />
Respect goes out to all those who lasted until 6am, I personally was not<br />
one of them! Unfortunately, Mike’s Bites best intentions to serve the ballweary<br />
revellers on their way home at the early hours of the morning were<br />
blighted by the fact that they did not have a licence to serve at such an hour, so<br />
the police put a stop to it. Disappointing for a certain editor-elect, who had to<br />
return home and make her own fry up with supplies from the Late Stop
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ONE MINUTE WELSH<br />
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ALLPORT & PICKFORD<br />
OPTICIANS<br />
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BENCH<br />
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<br />
Welcom to <strong>Seren</strong>’s quick<br />
lesson in Welsh to help<br />
you get through Freshers’<br />
week. For each phrase we’ve also<br />
explained how to pronounce it in<br />
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FIND YOUR FIRE HERE!<br />
How would you like a role in a big independent film to be made in <strong>Bangor</strong>? Find Your Fire’ is<br />
an unpretentious comedy with a beating heart that will make you laugh, make you cry and<br />
jump for joy as insurmountable odds are triumphed over. What more could you want? Oh<br />
yes, you will also be paid for dressing up and pretending to be somebody else. Pre-production is in<br />
progress & casting dates/venues are, as the Voice of the Trailer never seems to say these days, “coming<br />
soon.”<br />
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN<br />
– DEAD MAN’S CHEST<br />
For anyone who enjoyed the first instalment of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, the second film would be<br />
high on their list of films to watch. Unfortunately, Johnny Depp’s inspired campness degenerates<br />
into pure silliness and the film is simply too long. By the end, it has lost all semblance of plot,<br />
leaving the viewer confused and me personally wishing they had not made a second. Admittedly, the<br />
effects were good, but call me old fashioned, but a film cannot rely on this alone.<br />
Caroline Alvarez<br />
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This summer saw the return of the original superhero to our cinema screens. The new millennium heralded an explosion of comic<br />
book movies as we looked to pencil-and-ink-and-colour mythology in these uncertain times. All these adaptations seemed to be preoccupied<br />
with finding the gritty realism in the world of their protagonists. We seemed so entertained with masking our own modern<br />
fears that there can be no doubt Batman’s po-faced vengeance, the X-Men’s impossible introspection and even Spider-Man’s sympathetic<br />
teen-angst was a hard pill for kids to swallow.<br />
Superman’s return with his heady palette of red, yellow and blue should have an awareness of his own absurdity and supply a shameless<br />
sugar-rush of compassionate superheroism. The first and best action sequence involving a malfunctioning space/aircraft had the right<br />
dramatic sense of peril to help triumph over the ludicrousness of the set-up - neatly capped with a one-liner which makes the Son of Krypton<br />
look like he enjoys what he does. From then on, a conventional journey of acceptance begins after discovering that the love of his life Lois<br />
Lane has a family of her own. Meanwhile, Lex Luthor hatches a fiendish real estate plot.<br />
There were two things which I baulked at: the first upon contemplation; the second came like a bolt from the blue. The collateral damage<br />
in last year’s summer blockbuster Batman Begins was a major distraction, in effect painting the Dark Knight as a glorified psychopath.<br />
Although not immediately obvious, while casually strolling towards a real nasty pumping rounds from heavy artillery, bullets bounce off<br />
the Man of Steel in every direction when he could have ended the violence faster than a speeding proverbial (and just where did those plane<br />
wings land?). The most distressing thing is when soon-to-be-Superkid abruptly kills a thug with a piano. It was meant to be a stark realisation<br />
that this small child is destined to fight evil, but left me feeling empty. This moment of madness suggested that Superman Returns is another<br />
tragic sign of the times - the boy had the power to immobilise the thug without murdering him, so are we meant to believe that compassion<br />
is a weakness?<br />
On the acting front, the supporting cast is solid considering they are nothing more than a bunch of caricatures. Brandon Routh is<br />
dependable in the title role, Kate Bosworth is an amiable love interest albeit too juvenile to convince as a jaded journalist, and Kevin Spacey<br />
brings a knowing comical flavour to his familiar ‘cerebral antagonist with a god complex’ routine which made him a household name in the<br />
Nineties. On the whole, Superman Returns is a watchable, surprisingly morally dubious blockbuster but as a celebration of envelope-pushing<br />
special effects, $250 million says you can’t find a better example this year.<br />
Kevin Smith<br />
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Music<br />
Muse – Black Holes<br />
and Revelations<br />
So what’s the next step for<br />
the band that has everything?<br />
Already established household<br />
names thanks to three of the most<br />
ingenious albums released in recent<br />
years; headlining Glastonbury and<br />
Reading & Leeds; have a modern<br />
day guitar legend in the form of<br />
Mathew Bellamy. Well you release<br />
a Blair and Bush bashing, postapocalyptic<br />
album featuring alien<br />
invasions, black holes and the<br />
possible inhabitants of Mars. Of<br />
course.<br />
While the songs are still Muse<br />
through and through, their sound<br />
has evolved and may surprise some<br />
with the increased use of synths<br />
and guitar effects masterfully<br />
interwoven by Mr Bellamy and<br />
Co. The ‘80s electronic sound<br />
has clearly influenced the making<br />
of the album, with Queen and<br />
Depeche Mode both obvious<br />
inspirations. Album highlight ‘Map<br />
of the Problematique’ and new live<br />
favourite ‘Knights of Cydonia’ are<br />
perfect examples of how the band<br />
have taken their sound to a whole<br />
new level, the latter in particular<br />
almost verging on prog-epic status.<br />
However, that’s not to say that<br />
it is an experimental album; the<br />
songs feel textured and wonderfully<br />
constructed, with Matt’s vocals<br />
used as an additional instrument<br />
more than ever. For the less<br />
adventurous, fair-weather Muse<br />
fan, the radio friendly ‘Starlight’<br />
and catchy-as-hell lead single<br />
‘Supermassive Black Hole’ briefly<br />
bring you back down to earth from<br />
the cosmic journey the rest of the<br />
album embarks upon.<br />
Despite the other worldly subject<br />
matter and fashionable political<br />
edge, the Devon trio have produced<br />
an album that somehow builds upon<br />
their previous efforts and looks set<br />
to cement their place as one of the<br />
biggest and most important bands<br />
in the world.<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
Razorlight<br />
– Razorlight<br />
The trousers are tighter, the hair is<br />
bigger and the egos have reached<br />
gargantuan proportions; just three<br />
reasons why Razorlight are fast becoming<br />
the band that everyone loves to hate. But<br />
if you look past pompous frontman Johnny<br />
Borrell and focus on what he does rather<br />
than what he says, then you might find<br />
yourself giving them a little more love than<br />
hate.<br />
If their 2004 debut ‘Up All Night’ was the<br />
raucous rock ‘n’ roll night before, then their<br />
eponymous follow up is most definitely the<br />
hazy morning after. Although still distinctly<br />
Razorlight, the majority of the tracks are<br />
notably down-tempo, something that may<br />
disappoint those who are looking for the<br />
oomph provided by the band’s previous<br />
efforts. Despite this, there is no denying their<br />
ability to write catchy pop tunes; the band’s<br />
keep-it-simple attitude shows through on<br />
almost every track, including future singa-long<br />
classic ‘America’ and first single ‘In<br />
The Morning.’ However, this also leads to<br />
the album becoming somewhat predictable<br />
and lacking in imagination. Songs such as<br />
‘Hold On’ and ‘Los Angeles Waltz’ verge on<br />
the mundane and considering there are only<br />
a measly ten tracks, the album starts to look<br />
a little sparse.<br />
Standout tracks ‘Pop Song 2006’ and<br />
‘Back To The Start’ are more of what we<br />
have come to expect from the band, but<br />
unfortunately these moments are too few<br />
and far between and the album falls just<br />
short of the high expectations set of the<br />
group. Whilst by no means a bad album,<br />
there is not enough here to keep you coming<br />
back time after time, and as is usually the<br />
case, you’ll much prefer to remember the<br />
rock ‘n’ roll night before than the hazy<br />
morning after.<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
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Red Hot<br />
Chili<br />
Peppers<br />
Stadium<br />
Arcadium<br />
Returning from a four year hiatus, the<br />
now-approaching middle aged funk<br />
rockers have taken a massive risk<br />
in releasing their ninth studio album over<br />
two discs. A move that would have seen<br />
many bands tossed to the bottom of the<br />
bargain bin, the atrociously titled ‘Stadium<br />
Arcadium’ documents the range of styles<br />
the band have developed over their twenty<br />
plus year career. Combining the bombastic<br />
basslines of their earlier work with the<br />
layered guitar melodies of their more recent<br />
efforts, the band have clearly adopted the ‘if<br />
it ain’t broke’ mindset and you are unlikely<br />
to find anything you haven’t heard before.<br />
Tracks such as ‘Charlie’ wouldn’t sound out<br />
of place on 1991’s ‘Blood Sugar Sex Magik’<br />
whilst others such as ‘Wet Sand’ and the<br />
album’s title track could easily have been<br />
plucked straight from 2002’s ‘By The Way.’<br />
Nevertheless, despite the sense of déjà<br />
vu, it is as solid an album as any RHCP fan<br />
could have hoped for and sees guitarist John<br />
Frusciante unleashed in a way as yet unseen<br />
outside of his solo work. His mesmerising<br />
signature licks are now coupled with the<br />
speaker-busting solos that were sorely<br />
lacking from the band’s previous record and<br />
complement bassist Flea’s funk-infused lines<br />
perfectly. Being a double album it was to be<br />
expected that not all the tracks were gong<br />
to stand up to highlights such as singles<br />
‘Dani California’ and ‘Tell Me Baby’, and<br />
this shows in the half a dozen numbers that<br />
would probably have been best saved for the<br />
inevitable forthcoming B-sides album. As<br />
fun-sized frontman Anthony Keidis should<br />
know, size doesn’t matter and as with most<br />
double albums, ‘Stadium Arcadium’ could<br />
probably have been cut down to a single<br />
album with every track as a standout.<br />
However, as it stands, the band have created<br />
an album that is universally accessible, from<br />
hardcore Pepper-ites to fresh faced Red<br />
Hot wannabees wondering what all this<br />
California nonsense is all about.<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
Lily Allen –<br />
Alright Still<br />
Foul-mouthed Mockney Lily Allen<br />
has been branded the freshest thing<br />
in music at the moment. As to<br />
whether those accolades have come from<br />
The Guardian or The Times is unclear but<br />
the ‘female Mike Skinner’ is undoubtedly<br />
causing a stir. Comparisons with the<br />
Streets’ frontman are inevitable with her<br />
self-penned commentary of growing up<br />
in today’s society, but unfortunately it is<br />
more akin to The Streets’ more recent work,<br />
devoid of the edgy lyrics and beats that<br />
peppered their debut.<br />
While the subject matter will ring<br />
true with many, Lily’s lyrics are nothing<br />
we haven’t heard before from the likes<br />
of Mr Skinner himself and even fellow<br />
wippersnappers The Arctic Monkeys, and<br />
lack the astute rhymes and rhythms of these<br />
artists. “She looks in her bag, takes out a fag,<br />
tries to get away from the guy on a blag”.<br />
Inspired? Unsure as to whether it wants to<br />
reject or embrace the ‘chav culture’ most of<br />
the songs relate to, the album tries to be too<br />
clever for its own good and ends up verging<br />
on the immature. ‘Not Big’ is an example of<br />
this; no prizes for guessing what it’s about.<br />
No doubt by now, the single ‘Smile’ has<br />
been burned into your skull by its incessant<br />
airplay and whether you loved or hated it,<br />
will dictate how you view the album. Most<br />
of the tracks continue in the same vain,<br />
fusing elements of hip-hop, R’n’B and even<br />
the odd chord of ska, see ‘Friend Of Mine’<br />
for evidence of this.<br />
The more interesting songs, ‘Friday<br />
Night’ and ‘Take What You Take’ are not<br />
enough to save the album, but do get your<br />
head nodding. While ‘Knock ‘em Out’ and<br />
‘Alfie’ are at the other end of the spectrum,<br />
and makes you wonder exactly how much<br />
talent is needed to secure a recording<br />
contract nowadays. Although younger<br />
teenage girls are likely to lap this up,<br />
anyone wanting slightly more substance to<br />
their music should steer clear of the hype<br />
and stick to those who have done it all<br />
before, but better.<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
Keane - Under<br />
The Iron Sea<br />
Keane’s latest release, ‘Under the<br />
Iron Sea’ is the second album from<br />
the Sussex three piece. After a<br />
hugely successful first album, the pressures<br />
of touring and a follow up album clearly<br />
affected and inspired them. ‘Under the Iron<br />
Sea’ reveals an emotional wreck beneath<br />
what seemed to be the calm, collected<br />
exterior of a band so often compared to<br />
the likes of Coldplay. A definite shift from<br />
the happy pop melodies of songs such as<br />
‘Somewhere only we know’ and ‘This is the<br />
last time’ from the first album, here we see a<br />
darker side to the trio.<br />
The track entitled ‘Atlantic’ begins with a<br />
sixty five second instrumental of keyboard<br />
and out of sync drumming, before the<br />
dulcet tones of Tom Chaplin’s voice even<br />
begin and further into the album another<br />
instrumental ‘Under the iron sea’ again sees<br />
striking keyboard playing from the band<br />
proving that even without guitars they can<br />
create epic sounding music. The first single<br />
from the album ‘Is it any wonder’ mixes U2style<br />
keyboard riffs with lyrics such as ‘Is it<br />
any wonder I’m tired? Is it any wonder that<br />
I feel uptight?’ that reveal the band to be less<br />
of the happy boys they were made out to be.<br />
Other lyrics such as ‘Do I seem too eager to<br />
please you now? from the track ‘Leaving so<br />
soon?’ show the band to be slightly more<br />
bitter about life and the virtues of fame.<br />
Still, even through the darker lyrics<br />
and the impressive instrumentals the all<br />
important sing-a-long songs still remain<br />
for the summer festivals and gigs. ‘Nothing<br />
in my way‘ and ‘Crystal ball’ have catchy<br />
melodies and memorable lyrics which<br />
should keep fans that prefer the original<br />
Keane sound happy. ‘Under the Iron Sea’<br />
is excellent, showing a more distinct sound<br />
for the band that steps away from the<br />
clichés that they were often criticised for<br />
in the beginning. A combination of their<br />
new sound integrated with hints of the old<br />
should mean yet another successful album<br />
for the band who hopefully will continue<br />
onto bigger and even better things.<br />
Kirsten Buglass
I<br />
first heard, ‘Upside Down’ by Jack Johnson on Radio 1 just<br />
after I got home for the summer. The excitement of the end of<br />
exams and the Summer Ball had died down with everyone’s<br />
hangover next day and then it was time to go home. I sat on the<br />
sofa and switched on the radio, the sun was shining brightly and all<br />
was well. The summer had begun and then this song came on. An<br />
immediate chill factor was added to the mood which took effect every<br />
time it was played.<br />
I can’t say that this song stirs up any great memories, it just puts a<br />
smile on my face and makes me think of the sun (that at this moment<br />
has chosen to make a brief appearance).<br />
Jennifer Stanley<br />
My song of this summer had to<br />
be ‘One’ by U2 featuring Mary<br />
J. Blidge. This song reminds me<br />
of when I was flying home from Rome. My<br />
friend Katy and I had gone to the City for a<br />
four day holiday. We had heard the song a few<br />
times whilst we were in Rome and then on the<br />
plane back we were bored and so decided to<br />
mime along to the song on Katy’s ipod! It was<br />
really funny and we even got some strange<br />
looks from a couple nearby!<br />
Catherine Humes<br />
I<br />
have been to Lourdes twice before, and<br />
this year was my third year. In Lourdes<br />
we help the doctors and nurses by<br />
looking after the elderly and sick pilgrims.<br />
This year in Lourdes we sang a lot because<br />
we were on a coach for hours on end. For<br />
example, one priest can take any hymn and<br />
change the words so it’s about someone you<br />
know! It’s very amusing! On the final night at<br />
our fancy dress party we all had a sing-a-long<br />
where we changed the words to names of<br />
people we actually know.<br />
The song of the summer besides the hymn<br />
‘dance then where ever you may be’ has to be<br />
‘In the morning’ by Razorlight. It was played<br />
nearly every day by my friends on the floor<br />
below and we could hear it as clear as a bell a<br />
floor up. This year in Lourdes was a lot of fun<br />
and I got a badge for my service. I was very<br />
proud and thoroughly enjoyed it!<br />
Siobhan Catherine Holt<br />
The song that epitomises summer 2006 for me is ‘National Express’<br />
by Divine Comedy. This is mainly because the song is centred around<br />
coach journeys and seeing as though I spent 2 weeks of my summer on<br />
a coach it seemed rather fitting. The lyrics about how every area of human life<br />
are on board are so true. Our coach ranged from me, the 19 year old student,<br />
to the 82 year old elderly man falling asleep at every opportunity. I also like the<br />
Ska-esque beat to the song it makes it sound very happy and summery and not<br />
too serious. In summer you need a song that makes you smile and you can dance<br />
around like an idiot to with your friends and have fun.<br />
Cat Prince<br />
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When at the start of the summer I heard JK and Joel announce that they wanted to get one of my<br />
favourite songs re-released to be Radio One’s summer anthem I was a little unhappy to think of<br />
it being played to death on the stations playlist, but it actually had a very understated release and<br />
in my opinion wasn’t played enough!<br />
Israel Kamakawiwo Ole’ was the definitive Hawaiian musician of the nineties until his death in 1997.<br />
‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ is his most well known song, taken from his album Facing Future, released<br />
in 1993. It is a beautiful acoustic track, which has been featured in several films, television programs, and<br />
commercials. Relying simply on his tender voice it seamlessly and effortlessly intertwines the poignant lyrics<br />
of the songs ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ from the The Wizard of Oz and ‘What a Wonderful World’ made<br />
famous by Louis Armstrong. The only accompaniment to his voice is the gentle strumming of his ukulele,<br />
allowing the song, though profoundly simple, to sound strikingly beautiful. The whole feel of the song<br />
transports me to one of the many lazy, warm summer days we had this year as Israel sings of rainbows and<br />
blue skies. It cannot help but make you feel summery, completely chilled out and just that little bit happier!<br />
Claire Mann<br />
Which songs epitomise Summer<br />
2006 for you? These are ours...<br />
SOUNDTRACK TO<br />
THE SUMMER `06<br />
Muse – Supermassive Black Hole. Yes,<br />
it sounds like Britney Spears mixed<br />
with the Scissor Sisters and nothing<br />
like Muse, but it’s catchy! With a killer riff that<br />
makes it impossible not to nod your head, the<br />
song is the perfect accompaniment to those long<br />
summer days and chilled out evenings with your<br />
friends. To top it all off, seeing Muse perform the<br />
track while closing the Leeds Festival was a special<br />
moment and cemented the track as my song of the<br />
summer.<br />
Chris Thomson<br />
The day before I go to see the best band in the world, a band I’ve loved since I was small, a band that contains my Heros and<br />
I’m sick. I show up at the pub I worked at this summer and within an hour I’m making trips to the toilets; some times while<br />
I’m halfway through pouring a pint. This pattern continues through the night and the next day. I’m feeling extremely sorry<br />
for myself. The doors open at 6 and the Chili’s are on at half 8. My little sister wants to get in the queue at 11ish almost as soon as we’ve<br />
arrived. No chance. I have to sleep. I emerge from slumber to get into the line at about 4. Everyone there is buzzing. I’m sat on the floor<br />
head in hands. I’m super annoyed at this. Sick before the gig of a lifetime.<br />
The doors open and it’s better than any medicine and I soon forget all my woes as the atmosphere builds. We are right at the front<br />
and I soon realize the Red Hot Chili Peppers will be less than six feet from me! The adrenaline thunders through my veins as John and<br />
Flea come on and jam followed by Chad and then Anthony. It was their last UK date of the Stadium Arcadium tour and they were on<br />
fire. Almost every song was linked with a funky jam or ripping solo by Flea and John, who did several of his own solo songs. They played<br />
every song I could have hoped for and loads of the better tracks off Stadium. The encore was Under the Bridge and Give It Away! This<br />
gig and the subsequent repetition of all my Chili’s CDs has been the sound track to this summer.<br />
Luke Wilsher<br />
My soundtrack to Summer 2006 has got to be ‘I Like The Way You Move’ by The<br />
BodyRockers. I was in the front row at the Summer Ball, where they put on a very good<br />
show. From then on, my summer was scattered with fragments of it. The famous chorus<br />
was used in an advert and every time I heard it, I was reminded of boogeying in <strong>Bangor</strong>. I heard it<br />
emanating out of a VW camper van, which was selling pasties on the Sunday at T in the Park, just as<br />
it started to rain and everyone ran towards the covered stages. I also heard it in a restaurant on top<br />
of a hill on the island of Krk in Croatia, so I think I can safely say that ‘I Like The Way You Move’<br />
got just about everywhere in summer ’06.<br />
Emma Dodd
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55<br />
53<br />
46<br />
44<br />
39<br />
37<br />
57<br />
58<br />
68<br />
108–117<br />
63<br />
67<br />
64<br />
66<br />
65<br />
118–125<br />
126–130<br />
83 Men’s Hockey<br />
84 Women’s Hockey<br />
85 Women’s Basketball<br />
86 Men’s Basketball<br />
87 Women’s Rugby<br />
88 Men’s Rugby<br />
89 Netball<br />
90 Volleyball<br />
91 Badminton<br />
91b Theatr Gwynedd<br />
91c O2<br />
92 Lacrosse<br />
93 Tennis<br />
94 Maes Glas<br />
95 Ki-Aikido<br />
96 Judo<br />
97 Golf<br />
98 Dance<br />
99 Archery<br />
100 Athletics<br />
101 Riding<br />
102 Swimming<br />
103 Trampoline<br />
98<br />
97<br />
99<br />
101<br />
100<br />
76<br />
94<br />
95<br />
96<br />
77<br />
102<br />
91<br />
92<br />
93<br />
78<br />
103 104<br />
90<br />
79<br />
89<br />
81<br />
80<br />
82<br />
88<br />
87<br />
83<br />
105 106<br />
85<br />
84<br />
86<br />
107<br />
104 Squash<br />
105 Christians In Sport<br />
106 AU Sponsor<br />
107 Gymnastics<br />
108 Canoe Polo<br />
109 Surf<br />
110 Windsurf<br />
111 Canoe<br />
112 Rowing<br />
113 Octopush<br />
114 Mountain Walking<br />
115 BUMS<br />
116 BUGS<br />
117 Snowsports<br />
118 BWRPS<br />
119 LINKS -- St John Ambulance<br />
120 BASTARDS<br />
121 SOVA<br />
122 Duke of Edinburgh<br />
123 Tarot<br />
124 Students’ Union main stall<br />
125 Students’ Union main stall<br />
126 Sub Aqua<br />
127 Ultimate Frisbee<br />
128 Sailing<br />
129 Fencing<br />
130 Barbecue
<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
MIXING IT MALIBU STYLE IN IBIZA<br />
Ibiza. Founded by the Carthaginians in<br />
645bc and believed to be a magic isle<br />
blessed by the Gods and predicted by<br />
Nostradamus to be the Earth’s final refuge<br />
when nuclear disaster wipes out most of<br />
life. Invaded by not only the Greeks but the<br />
Romans, Byzantine empire, the Catalans<br />
and most recently, British Clubbers. But I’m<br />
not here to sample the clubbing, I’m one of<br />
the lucky souls whisked off to sample the<br />
delights of the Malibu Soundclash event<br />
which hits <strong>Bangor</strong> on Monday 23 rd October.<br />
We are whisked off to the Villa Can<br />
Plana just North of Ibiza town. Its only<br />
significance according to that oracle of<br />
Knowledge Wikipedia, being that it’s a short<br />
walk from the two citadels of joy/despair<br />
(dependant on your musical orientation)<br />
the Amnesia and Privilege nightclubs.<br />
For the record Amnesia looks like a<br />
cowshed and Privilege like some crazy<br />
Eden experiment gone slightly askew.<br />
The Villa itself is perched on a mountain<br />
overlooking the Ibizan countryside, and,<br />
most importantly for us weary travellers,<br />
has a magnificent swimming pool which is<br />
where we spend most of the day, sunning<br />
ourselves, avoiding the wasps (they seem<br />
to have a foot fetish) and enjoying<br />
the wonderful hospitality of the<br />
Making Wave’s PR team,<br />
who have even supplied<br />
us with beach towels and<br />
mirrored aviators<br />
which come<br />
in very<br />
handy<br />
on our quick trip to Benirras Beach.<br />
Things kick off properly when the sun<br />
sets and we get our first taste of the Malibu<br />
Soundclash and a taster of what to expect<br />
in October. On the decks we have DJ Dub<br />
and DJ Kojak competing for our love and<br />
adulation. The idea being that the DJs play<br />
back to back while you cheer what you like<br />
and I guess boo what you don’t, with the DJ<br />
getting most of the cheers continuing for the<br />
rest of the night. Not sure what happens if<br />
they’re both rocking the place, quick game<br />
of paper, scissors, stone perhaps.<br />
DJ Dub has been on the London dance<br />
scene for over a decade and seems to have<br />
been a very b u s y<br />
b o y<br />
indeed. DJ, promoter, producer, journalist<br />
and an online tutor in the art of mixing.<br />
DJ Kojak (bald head but sadly no lollypop)<br />
starting spinning records at the tender age<br />
of eleven (he’s now twenty five) and has<br />
spent the subsequent years honing his skills<br />
at clubs, parties and festivals up and down<br />
the UK. He is one half of the production<br />
duo Infinate Potential, releasing two EPs on<br />
Catskills Records and garnered praise from<br />
the likes of DJ Yoda, Morcheeba and The<br />
Nextman.<br />
So as our DJs mix their eclectic tastes<br />
together (Stevie Wonder to The Neptunes,<br />
Prince to Timbaland, from Dizzee Rascal to<br />
Louis Armstrong and R Kelly to The Kaiser<br />
Chiefs, although lovers of 60s70s80s90s<br />
don’t despair, DJ Dub has a box full of<br />
cheese that’d make even DJ Andy B<br />
blush) the good people of making<br />
waves cater to all our Malibu<br />
needs, fixing us up with<br />
Malibu & Cranberry, the new<br />
“classic” way to drink Malibu.<br />
Malibu and coke, the more<br />
traditional, old skool way. Malibu<br />
and pineapple, very good for sore<br />
throats I’m told. This might also be<br />
a good time to mention that<br />
Pernod Ricard (they own<br />
Malibu) in no way<br />
promote binge<br />
drinking and<br />
fully support the<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
DJing and drinking is what Ibiza is famous for<br />
drinkaware.co.uk campaign and my<br />
inevitable hangover is no ones fault but my<br />
own. Having said that, even the food doesn’t<br />
escape the Malibu treatment. Not only do<br />
we have Malibu BBQ sauce, we have Malibu<br />
rice to go with our jerk chicken and even<br />
Malibu vegetable and halum kebabs.<br />
After the feasting its time for us to<br />
sample another integral part of the<br />
Malibu Soundclash, the “Bring Your Own<br />
Soundsystem” (which will be held in the<br />
Curved Lounge) which gives us mere<br />
mortals the chance to get up on the<br />
decks and either kick ass or crash and<br />
burn, making a fool out of yourself for<br />
the enjoyment of your friends. You’ll get<br />
to choose from the Malibu Soundclash’s<br />
extensive selection of vinyl, CDs and mp3s<br />
<br />
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<br />
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17<br />
or if you’re into your avant-garde post<br />
rock or you don’t think they’ll have that<br />
particular Serge Santiago re-mix you’ve<br />
always wanted to play out then bring your<br />
own! And regardless of how you entertain<br />
the crowd, be it great tunes or just plain old<br />
comedy you’re likely to get a lovely prize,<br />
a choice of Ltd edition T-Shirts, bags and<br />
aviator sunglasses.<br />
Now while none of us had the technical<br />
ability to play alongside the likes of Dub and<br />
Kojak it has been a lot of fun and certainly<br />
not something you want to miss out on<br />
come October, although you won’t have the<br />
sunshine or for that matter the swimming<br />
pool…<br />
Michael O’Rourke
18<br />
PUZZLEs,<br />
osers &<br />
roblems<br />
Sudoku Traditional<br />
1 4 6 8 7<br />
7 4<br />
8 1 2<br />
5 2<br />
4 6 1 7 3<br />
2 3<br />
9 5 4<br />
8 5<br />
4 1 7 8 9<br />
Standard Sudoku - each row, column<br />
and 3x3 square must contain the<br />
numbers from 1-9, only once each.<br />
FIGUREative<br />
You are standing outside<br />
a room with a door<br />
that is closed. On the<br />
wall next to the door<br />
are 3 light switches - 2<br />
of them are duds, and<br />
the other one controls<br />
the light in the room.<br />
Your task is to work out<br />
which of the 3 switches<br />
controls the light inside<br />
the room. You can<br />
switch all 3 switches<br />
PRIZE-CROSSWORD<br />
1 2 3 4 5<br />
7 8<br />
9 10 11<br />
12 13 14 15<br />
16 17<br />
18<br />
on and off as many<br />
times as you like, but<br />
as soon as you open<br />
the door you can’t try<br />
again - you must know<br />
which switch controls<br />
the light!<br />
NB: The door fits<br />
snugly inside the frame<br />
so there are no gaps<br />
around it where you<br />
could possibly see light<br />
escaping.<br />
<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
Wordoku “<strong>Bangor</strong> Uni”<br />
B N I G<br />
U I<br />
N R U B A<br />
G R N<br />
R B U A O I<br />
O I N<br />
O N G R B<br />
R N<br />
A I O N<br />
Same rules, but the letters from<br />
“BANGOR UNI” are in place of 1-9.<br />
Note though that there are 2 ‘N’s!<br />
6<br />
A<br />
B<br />
C<br />
enCRYPTive<br />
ACROSS:- DOWN:-<br />
1 A real male political<br />
goose (10)<br />
7 Former name of<br />
Halifax building society<br />
(5)<br />
8 As above (5)<br />
9 Michelle & Halle were<br />
this type of woman (3)<br />
10 Branded protection (5)<br />
12 Fatigued (5)<br />
15 A 3-way junction or a<br />
plastic peg (3)<br />
16 Dr Banner<br />
experienced these<br />
when green (5)<br />
17 With a black mask but<br />
not Robin (5)<br />
18 The political Joe<br />
Bloggs (5,5)<br />
E-mail answers for Sudoku, Wordoku &<br />
Crossword to editor@seren.bangor.ac.uk or cut<br />
this out and hand it in at the Students’ Union<br />
reception, marked “<strong>Seren</strong>”. Don’t forget to put<br />
your name, tel no. and Uni e-mail address with<br />
your completed entry!<br />
inQUIZitive<br />
1. How many carats is<br />
pure gold?<br />
2. What is the fastest<br />
bird on land?<br />
3. How is a celestial<br />
visible light spectrum<br />
more commonly known?<br />
4. Which sport<br />
originated in Holland,<br />
was popularised by the<br />
Scottish and, in recent<br />
times, has dominated<br />
Canada?<br />
5. Who was behind<br />
the breakfast cereal<br />
revolution of 1906?<br />
6. Which extraordinary<br />
book did Ford Prefect<br />
own?<br />
7. What is the colloquial<br />
term for a medical<br />
computer that uses Axial<br />
Tomography?<br />
8. In which cartoon<br />
is the town of Bikini<br />
Bottom?<br />
9. In which 1995<br />
film did Bruce Willis<br />
star with Brad Pitt &<br />
Christopher Plummer?<br />
10. What were the<br />
names of The Three<br />
Musketeers?<br />
1 Pandas (6,4)<br />
2 Observable (5)<br />
3 _____ about - Slang:<br />
“acted stupidly” (5)<br />
4 Serpentine<br />
arithmetician (5)<br />
5 Abbreviated removal<br />
of poison (5)<br />
6 Canine constabulary<br />
(6,4)<br />
11 To put into service or<br />
action (3)<br />
12 Kellogg’s Tony (5)<br />
13 Thank you very very<br />
very very much! (5)<br />
14 An absent bovine<br />
male taking 40 winks<br />
(5)<br />
15 The human trunk (5)<br />
B<br />
C<br />
D<br />
A<br />
IMAGEinative<br />
EXPOSEitive<br />
FIGUREative:<br />
You switch the 1st switch on, wait 30<br />
mins and then switch it off again. You<br />
then switch on the 2nd switch, leave it<br />
on and then open the door.<br />
If the 1st switch controlled the light<br />
then the light would be off but the<br />
bulb would be hot. If it was the 2nd<br />
the light would be on, and if it was the<br />
3rd it would be off, but cold!<br />
enCRYPTtive:<br />
A. Safety in numbers; B. Shadow<br />
Cabinet; C. 24 hours.<br />
inQUIZitive:<br />
1. 24; 2. Ostrich; 3. Rainbow; 4.<br />
Curling; 5. William Kellogg; 6. The<br />
Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy;<br />
7. CAT Scanner; 8. SpongeBob<br />
Squarepants; 9. Twelve Monkeys; 10.<br />
Porthos, Athos & Aramis.<br />
IMAGEinative:<br />
A. Sophie Ellis Bextor; B. John<br />
Barrowman; C. Maggot - Goldie<br />
Lookin’ Chain; D. Shane Ritchie.
AU TASTER SESSIONS<br />
When and where have-a-go sessions are being held. Why not try something<br />
completely new? These sessions are designed to let you get a feel for a club<br />
without having to join immediately.<br />
CLUB DAY + DATE TIME VENUE<br />
Archery Wednesday 27/9<br />
Friday 29/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
<strong>Seren</strong> - Freshers’ Issue 2006<br />
<strong>Bangor</strong> has often being accredited<br />
for the variety of activities it offers.<br />
Its rustic surroundings make it<br />
perfect for all those open- air people, and<br />
its modern facilities also make room for<br />
those who prefer to stay inside. If you have<br />
an interest, you are sure to pursue it here, if<br />
not, then this is the time to find one!<br />
With the town backing onto Snowdonia<br />
and facing the Menai Strait, <strong>Bangor</strong> holds<br />
the time honoured stereotype of being<br />
a very ‘outdoor’ kind of place. The clubs<br />
and the societies that represent the <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
students also have a good reputation for<br />
taking full advantage of it. The <strong>Bangor</strong><br />
Mountaineering and Walking Club spend<br />
most weekends in the wilderness of the<br />
Welsh valleys, and is idyllic for anyone<br />
who wishes to enjoy a not too strenuous<br />
experience of our surroundings. We also<br />
have the long established Sailing Club,<br />
as well as the Rowing Club, both taking<br />
advantage of the Menai Strait. There are<br />
some fine sea conditions for the Surf Club<br />
and the Windsurfing Club to enjoy, as well<br />
as rivers that are enjoyed by the Canoe Club,<br />
AU Club of the Year (2003/4)<br />
More recently, it has been <strong>Bangor</strong>’s<br />
indoor facilities that have really perked<br />
up its sporting life. The development<br />
of the Ffriddoedd site has brought fine<br />
new developments in the indoor arena,<br />
including a new gym, 2 sports halls, squash<br />
courts, astro turf football courts and many<br />
other fine facilities all designed to encourage<br />
the development of indoor games and<br />
activities. We have both large and successful<br />
badminton and basketball teams, as well as<br />
a netball team and a newly formed squash<br />
team. We also make good use of the new<br />
astro turf pitches. A new 7-A- Side league<br />
is now played every Sunday. It is a great<br />
chance to play regular sport, as well as a<br />
chance to make your potential shown to<br />
the university team. The hockey team also<br />
enjoys the facilities, and being one of the<br />
largest teams in the universities also offers<br />
many opportunities to those interested in<br />
the sport.<br />
We also of course, take pride in our<br />
more traditional sports (this is Wales after<br />
all!). The football and rugby teams have<br />
been a big part of the <strong>Bangor</strong> sport scene<br />
for many years. The rugby union side has<br />
been in existence since the university was<br />
established, and this year they are planning<br />
to run a team in the BUSA university league<br />
and run a combined team in the Welsh<br />
league. The football team will as always run<br />
three teams: 1sts in Gwynedd, 2nds and 3rds<br />
in the Sunday league. The newly established<br />
rugby league side was the most successful<br />
19<br />
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE<br />
and most improved team last year, (Team of<br />
the Year 2005-06) their achievements have<br />
been phenomenal in relation to the short<br />
time they have being in existence, and they<br />
will be hoping to prolong this success.<br />
Other new sports have attracted much<br />
attention recently: canoe polo; ultimate<br />
frisbee; octopush; and archery have all<br />
grabbed the attention of many students<br />
looking for something a little different.<br />
The Athletics Club, Cheerleading Club,<br />
Dance Club and Fencing Club have all also<br />
gained a lot of interest and again add to<br />
the ever- growing variety that the Athletic<br />
Union offers. Other clubs include Gaelic<br />
football, golf, gymnastics, judo, ki- aikido,<br />
riding, snowsports, swimming, tennis and<br />
volleyball.<br />
All clubs will be at the freshers’ fair,<br />
<strong>Seren</strong>dipity from the 27 th - 28 th . We encourage<br />
all students to at least try something. The<br />
clubs offer not only a chance to participate<br />
in the sports but also to meet new people<br />
and bond with new groups; social agendas<br />
can be found high up on many clubs lists.<br />
In order to participate in sports clubs<br />
at <strong>Bangor</strong>, it is important to obtain an AU<br />
card, from the Students’ Union, which acts<br />
as insurance. Get yours for £10.<br />
Jack Peat<br />
GRADUATES TRAVEL 1/4 THE EARTH IN £50 CAR<br />
It is a custom for many graduates to do<br />
something wild with their last bit of<br />
freedom before they head into the real<br />
world. Some visit other countries, some<br />
work in other countries, some pub crawl<br />
every town in Britain, and some drive from<br />
Scarborough to Mongolia in a 977 pink<br />
Fiat Panda.<br />
Described as ‘doing something mad<br />
for a good cause’, John Everitt (formally<br />
of <strong>Bangor</strong> <strong>University</strong>) and Guy Wilson<br />
(Loughborough) decided to head east<br />
and take part in the Mongol Rally to raise<br />
money for the charity Livestock for life. The<br />
Mongol rally is an 8000 mile race across a<br />
quarter of the earth’s surface in cars that<br />
most people wouldn’t consider reliant<br />
enough to take them to the supermarket.<br />
The rally requires you to cross 2 deserts and<br />
5 mountain ranges with no support crew,<br />
roads running from bad to none existent,<br />
and all of this with an engine of no more<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
9 – 12pm<br />
Normal Sp. Hall<br />
Normal Sp. Hall<br />
Normal Sp. Hall<br />
Athletics Thursday 28/9 5 – 6:30pm Treborth Track<br />
Badminton Sunday 1/10 2 – 5pm Main Hall<br />
Basketball Saturday 30/9 2 – 4pm Main Hall<br />
BUMS TBC TBC TBC<br />
Cricket TBC TBC TBC<br />
Fencing Tuesday 26/9<br />
Wednesday 27/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
Football Men Wednesday 27/9<br />
Friday 29/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
2 – 4pm<br />
12 – 2pm<br />
12 – 2pm<br />
2 – 5pm<br />
Normal Gym 1<br />
Normal Gym 1<br />
Normal Gym 1<br />
Maes Pitch 1 + 2<br />
Maes Pitch 1 + 2<br />
Treborth<br />
Football Women Saturday 30/9 2 – 4pm Synthetic<br />
Gaelic Football Men’s<br />
+ Women’s<br />
Gymnastics Monday 25/9<br />
Thursday 28/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
Hockey Men Thursday 28/9<br />
Friday29/9<br />
Hockey Women Friday 29/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
Judo Tuesday 26/9<br />
Thursday 28/9<br />
Ki-Aikido Wednesday 27/9<br />
Friday 29/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
Mountain Walking Saturday 30/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
TBC TBC TBC<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
6 – 8pm<br />
3 – 5pm<br />
1 - 3pm<br />
2 - 4pm<br />
12 -2pm<br />
11 -2pm<br />
1 -3pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
8 – 10pm<br />
10 – 12pm<br />
9 - 5pm<br />
9 - 5pm<br />
Gymnastics Hall<br />
Gymnastics Hall<br />
Gymnastics Hall<br />
Synthetic<br />
Synthetic<br />
Synthetic<br />
Synthetic<br />
Synthetic<br />
Normal Gym 2<br />
Normal Gym 2<br />
Normal Gym 2<br />
Normal Gym 2<br />
Normal Gym 2<br />
Students’ Union<br />
Students’ Union<br />
Netball Thursday 28/9 11 - 1pm Main Hall<br />
Rowing TBC<br />
Rugby Men Thursday 28/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
Rugby Women Friday 29/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
Rugby League Friday 29/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
6 – 8pm<br />
2 - 4pm<br />
2 - 4pm<br />
12 - 2pm<br />
12 – 2pm<br />
2 – 4pm<br />
Treborth<br />
Treborth<br />
Treborth<br />
Treborth<br />
Treborth<br />
Treborth<br />
Squash TBC TBC TBC<br />
Tae Kwon Do TBC TBC TBC<br />
Tennis TBC TBC TBC<br />
Thai Kick Boxing TBC TBC TBC<br />
Trampolining Wednesday 27/9<br />
Thursday 28/9<br />
Sunday 1/10<br />
Ultimate Frisbee Friday 29/9<br />
Saturday 30/9<br />
4 – 6pm<br />
2 – 4pm<br />
2 – 5pm<br />
7 – 8pm<br />
2 – 4pm<br />
1⁄2 New Hall<br />
1⁄2 New Hall<br />
1⁄2 New Hall<br />
Normal Sp. Hall<br />
Normal Sp. Hall<br />
than 1 litre. A challenge indeed!<br />
But this was a challenge that seemed to<br />
appeal to the two boys from Yorkshire, who<br />
later would look back on the adventure with<br />
fond memories of a quite memorable trip.<br />
You would have expected many<br />
problems and difficulties, but these seemed<br />
to be few and far between, and any that<br />
did occur were handled with the outgoing<br />
confidence you would need for this type of<br />
journey. The team overcame problems with<br />
the foreign police for example by “playing<br />
the dumb card” when they were looking for<br />
bribes, “and just ignoring everything that<br />
they say and repeat London to Mongolia<br />
over and over again they get bored and<br />
wave you on.” Problems with the car were<br />
soon solved, and preparation for any faults<br />
was evident as the team enjoyed a relatively<br />
smooth ride.<br />
It is left then for only fond memories<br />
of their trip, John Everitt describes how<br />
Hi everybody, my name is Andy (or Frodo) and I am your Athletic Union President. First<br />
I’d like to welcome back all the returning students and offer a special welcome to those<br />
students who are starting their courses here in <strong>Bangor</strong>. Here in the Athletic Union we<br />
coordinate in excess of 40 sports clubs that are affiliated to the AU. We have teams competing weekly;<br />
on Wednesdays in BUSA (British Universities Sports Association) and at weekends in local leagues as<br />
well as many clubs holding activities in their own disciplines throughout the week.<br />
Due to our fantastic location here on the North Wales coast we offer a wide variety of sport ranging<br />
from Surfing to Snowsports, Canoeing to Cricket and Hockey to Octopush. We are also affiliated not<br />
just to BUSA but also UWAU (Universities in Wales Athletic Union) and this means we also compete<br />
with other universities in Wales giving you even more chance to compete for your university. There<br />
are few better ways to meet new people, improve your health and fitness and thoroughly enjoy<br />
yourself than to take part in sport by joining the AU clubs. You will have the opportunity to meet<br />
all the clubs and chat with them during <strong>Seren</strong>dipity, our fresher’s fair on 27th and 28th September<br />
in Academi. We also have a full list of clubs as well as details of how to contact them on our website<br />
www.undeb.bangor.ac.uk/au<br />
This coming year is going to be a difficult time for sport in <strong>Bangor</strong>. With the <strong>University</strong>’s<br />
development up on the Ffriddoedd site and the Estates strategy involving the area where the Students’ Union is, we are likely to lose yet more<br />
valuable facilities for playing and storage. Throughout the year I will be fighting to get sporting provisions increased and prevent the further<br />
loss of facilities. I will require your help; whether it is through petitions, letters or demonstrations, so we can stand united for sport and make<br />
people realise that these facilities are invaluable to us.<br />
Finally I wish you all the best and hope you enjoy your time studying here, take advantage of what the Athletic Union has to offer and get<br />
involved. If you have any questions or would like more information please get in contact with me. You can phone me on 01248 388003, email<br />
frodo@undeb.bangor.ac.uk or just drop into my office on the 3rd floor of the students union.<br />
Thank you<br />
Andy Redfearn, Athletic Union President<br />
the locals “had nothing to give yet gave<br />
everything,” and how “this was true<br />
throughout all of the countries that we<br />
visited”. He also recollects on a fond<br />
memory of a night with an Uzbeki family.<br />
“When we awoke they had breakfast waiting<br />
for us. We got up and started eating trying<br />
to explain in sign language that we were<br />
heading to a city called Osh today. We kept<br />
on saying Osh and more and more food<br />
kept coming, the more we tried to explain<br />
that we were full and needed to get to Osh<br />
the more food kept coming after we had<br />
been eating this poor family out of house<br />
and home from 8 in the morning to 2 in the<br />
afternoon (the families kids were climbing<br />
trees to get us more food) We realized that<br />
we were actually heading towards Ush and<br />
the Uzbeki word for food is Osh!”<br />
The team was one of only 75 cars (out of<br />
160) to finish the rally.<br />
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