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A R T S & E N T E R T A I N M E NT<br />
The Bachelor heart b<strong>rea</strong>k<br />
By KYLIE EASON<br />
The most recent season of The Bachelor<br />
has left America in an uproar. At the<br />
end of the season, it was down to three<br />
girls: Jillian Harris, Molly Malaney, and<br />
Melissa Rycroft. With Jillian eliminated,<br />
preparing to become the new Bachelorette,<br />
popular bachelor Jason Mesnick was left to<br />
choose between the “M” ladies. Everyone<br />
expected there to be a fi nal choice, just one,<br />
and that’s the way things would be. They<br />
would either be married forever or b<strong>rea</strong>k<br />
up, like multiple Bachelors before. But when<br />
the engagement never became a full blown<br />
wedding, one heart was broken and another<br />
pieced back together.<br />
At the fi nal elimination ceremony, with<br />
an appearance from Jason’s three year old<br />
son, Ty, it made Jason’s proposal to Melissa<br />
the most romantic proposal any girl could<br />
ask for. Melissa’s excited acceptance fooled<br />
people into believing that this one was going<br />
to last. In an interview with Ellen, Melissa<br />
said that she was suspicious. The “After the<br />
Final Rose” date had been moved up and<br />
she asked Jason before the show if anything<br />
was going to happen, if she was going to be<br />
blind-sided by anything. He told her no, that<br />
Deemed as the “funniest comedy team<br />
for the internet generation,” The<br />
Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer, Jorma<br />
Taccone, and Andy Samberg are sweeping<br />
viewers from here to Australia. If you’ve ever<br />
seen the digital shorts on Saturday Night<br />
Live, like Laser Cats and Space Olympics, or<br />
heard songs like “Lazy Sunday,” or “I’m on a<br />
Boat,” then you know of the Lonely Island.<br />
Schaffer, Taccone, and Samberg, or The<br />
Dudes as they are sometimes called, all hail<br />
from Berkeley, California. Schaffer and Taccone<br />
are currently working as writers for SNL,<br />
and Samberg as an actor. One of their fi rst<br />
videos was for the song “Lazy Sunday”, which<br />
premiered on SNL as a digital short. “I love<br />
the song “Lazy Sunday” with Chris Parnell,<br />
just because they’re rapping about cupcakes<br />
and Narnia...It’s so funny,” added sophomore<br />
Mercedes Kirk. Another well known song they<br />
did was when Natalie Portman was hosting<br />
for SNL. It was their fi rst time working with<br />
her, so they weren’t sure how she would take<br />
it, but she was <strong>rea</strong>lly excited about it. So,<br />
Portman and the Dudes worked together to<br />
make the most explicit and inappropriate rap<br />
she was going to be fi ne.<br />
But right before she went<br />
to go onstage he tapped<br />
her on her knee and said,<br />
“P.S it’s Molly,” and on<br />
her way she went. Junior<br />
Anthony Amacci thinks<br />
“that the whole thing<br />
was scripted and a huge<br />
joke.” Yet, Miree Walter<br />
is genuinely upset: “He<br />
told her he loved her and<br />
that he wanted to spend<br />
of the rest of his life.<br />
That’s such a joke! You<br />
don’t do that.”<br />
A valid question to<br />
ponder in recalling this<br />
tragic event is: why did<br />
he wait? After choosing<br />
Melissa it was said he<br />
felt instant regret, but<br />
couldn’t bring himself to<br />
b<strong>rea</strong>k it off. “That’s so bogus. Why wouldn’t<br />
he choose the one he <strong>rea</strong>lly wanted originally?<br />
It was worse that he dumped her on<br />
T.V,” states senior Tiffany Bambrough, feeling<br />
that that was a dumb move on his part.<br />
The Lonely Island’s iTunes debut<br />
By CLAIRE MILLER<br />
Akiva, Andy, and Jorma pose for a<br />
photo in their rawesome pink suits.<br />
about “a day in the life of Natalie Portman.”<br />
The result was hilarious, and audiences loved<br />
it. “Natalie’s Rap,” “Lazy Sunday,” and many<br />
From b<strong>rea</strong>k-up to make-up, Jason stands by his beloved<br />
Molly, and leaves Melissa behind.<br />
People are in general consensus that it was<br />
not a smart move on his part, and a handful<br />
of people blame ABC, saying that they just<br />
needed something to boost their ratings.<br />
more of their funny songs can be found on<br />
their new debut album, Incredibad.<br />
The Lonely Island’s music and videos<br />
may very well become cult classics. Over<br />
30 million people have been playing their<br />
work on YouTube. Like many other avid<br />
Lonely Island fans, Kirk believes “They are<br />
hilarious! I like their videos better than<br />
the songs themselves, but their music is<br />
still <strong>rea</strong>lly good.” In response, the Lonely<br />
Island reminded fans that “in the end, we’re<br />
comedians and not musicians.” Samberg<br />
later commented, “I don’t think many radio<br />
stations are actually playing [our music]<br />
because it’s so dirty.” Junior Alyssa Homb<br />
hasn’t listened to Incredibad, but she has<br />
seen their work all over YouTube and is<br />
very eager to get the album. She explained,<br />
“I haven’t listened to their album yet, but I<br />
defi nitely think they have the potential to<br />
be g<strong>rea</strong>t.”<br />
Incredibad is available on iTunes for<br />
download. So if you want some interesting<br />
music to listen to, or you’re just looking for a<br />
good laugh, check them out on iTunes, or on<br />
their website, www.thelonelyisland.com.<br />
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Photo courtesy of Google Images<br />
Photo edited by Kylie Eason