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A R T S & E N T E R T A I N M E NT<br />

The Bachelor heart b<strong>rea</strong>k<br />

By KYLIE EASON<br />

The most recent season of The Bachelor<br />

has left America in an uproar. At the<br />

end of the season, it was down to three<br />

girls: Jillian Harris, Molly Malaney, and<br />

Melissa Rycroft. With Jillian eliminated,<br />

preparing to become the new Bachelorette,<br />

popular bachelor Jason Mesnick was left to<br />

choose between the “M” ladies. Everyone<br />

expected there to be a fi nal choice, just one,<br />

and that’s the way things would be. They<br />

would either be married forever or b<strong>rea</strong>k<br />

up, like multiple Bachelors before. But when<br />

the engagement never became a full blown<br />

wedding, one heart was broken and another<br />

pieced back together.<br />

At the fi nal elimination ceremony, with<br />

an appearance from Jason’s three year old<br />

son, Ty, it made Jason’s proposal to Melissa<br />

the most romantic proposal any girl could<br />

ask for. Melissa’s excited acceptance fooled<br />

people into believing that this one was going<br />

to last. In an interview with Ellen, Melissa<br />

said that she was suspicious. The “After the<br />

Final Rose” date had been moved up and<br />

she asked Jason before the show if anything<br />

was going to happen, if she was going to be<br />

blind-sided by anything. He told her no, that<br />

Deemed as the “funniest comedy team<br />

for the internet generation,” The<br />

Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer, Jorma<br />

Taccone, and Andy Samberg are sweeping<br />

viewers from here to Australia. If you’ve ever<br />

seen the digital shorts on Saturday Night<br />

Live, like Laser Cats and Space Olympics, or<br />

heard songs like “Lazy Sunday,” or “I’m on a<br />

Boat,” then you know of the Lonely Island.<br />

Schaffer, Taccone, and Samberg, or The<br />

Dudes as they are sometimes called, all hail<br />

from Berkeley, California. Schaffer and Taccone<br />

are currently working as writers for SNL,<br />

and Samberg as an actor. One of their fi rst<br />

videos was for the song “Lazy Sunday”, which<br />

premiered on SNL as a digital short. “I love<br />

the song “Lazy Sunday” with Chris Parnell,<br />

just because they’re rapping about cupcakes<br />

and Narnia...It’s so funny,” added sophomore<br />

Mercedes Kirk. Another well known song they<br />

did was when Natalie Portman was hosting<br />

for SNL. It was their fi rst time working with<br />

her, so they weren’t sure how she would take<br />

it, but she was <strong>rea</strong>lly excited about it. So,<br />

Portman and the Dudes worked together to<br />

make the most explicit and inappropriate rap<br />

she was going to be fi ne.<br />

But right before she went<br />

to go onstage he tapped<br />

her on her knee and said,<br />

“P.S it’s Molly,” and on<br />

her way she went. Junior<br />

Anthony Amacci thinks<br />

“that the whole thing<br />

was scripted and a huge<br />

joke.” Yet, Miree Walter<br />

is genuinely upset: “He<br />

told her he loved her and<br />

that he wanted to spend<br />

of the rest of his life.<br />

That’s such a joke! You<br />

don’t do that.”<br />

A valid question to<br />

ponder in recalling this<br />

tragic event is: why did<br />

he wait? After choosing<br />

Melissa it was said he<br />

felt instant regret, but<br />

couldn’t bring himself to<br />

b<strong>rea</strong>k it off. “That’s so bogus. Why wouldn’t<br />

he choose the one he <strong>rea</strong>lly wanted originally?<br />

It was worse that he dumped her on<br />

T.V,” states senior Tiffany Bambrough, feeling<br />

that that was a dumb move on his part.<br />

The Lonely Island’s iTunes debut<br />

By CLAIRE MILLER<br />

Akiva, Andy, and Jorma pose for a<br />

photo in their rawesome pink suits.<br />

about “a day in the life of Natalie Portman.”<br />

The result was hilarious, and audiences loved<br />

it. “Natalie’s Rap,” “Lazy Sunday,” and many<br />

From b<strong>rea</strong>k-up to make-up, Jason stands by his beloved<br />

Molly, and leaves Melissa behind.<br />

People are in general consensus that it was<br />

not a smart move on his part, and a handful<br />

of people blame ABC, saying that they just<br />

needed something to boost their ratings.<br />

more of their funny songs can be found on<br />

their new debut album, Incredibad.<br />

The Lonely Island’s music and videos<br />

may very well become cult classics. Over<br />

30 million people have been playing their<br />

work on YouTube. Like many other avid<br />

Lonely Island fans, Kirk believes “They are<br />

hilarious! I like their videos better than<br />

the songs themselves, but their music is<br />

still <strong>rea</strong>lly good.” In response, the Lonely<br />

Island reminded fans that “in the end, we’re<br />

comedians and not musicians.” Samberg<br />

later commented, “I don’t think many radio<br />

stations are actually playing [our music]<br />

because it’s so dirty.” Junior Alyssa Homb<br />

hasn’t listened to Incredibad, but she has<br />

seen their work all over YouTube and is<br />

very eager to get the album. She explained,<br />

“I haven’t listened to their album yet, but I<br />

defi nitely think they have the potential to<br />

be g<strong>rea</strong>t.”<br />

Incredibad is available on iTunes for<br />

download. So if you want some interesting<br />

music to listen to, or you’re just looking for a<br />

good laugh, check them out on iTunes, or on<br />

their website, www.thelonelyisland.com.<br />

22 T H E C A T ' S E Y E<br />

M A R C H 2 0 0 9<br />

Photo courtesy of Google Images<br />

Photo edited by Kylie Eason

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