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Stacey Falconer - Big Blue and Cousins

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<strong>Big</strong> <strong>Blue</strong> & <strong>Cousins</strong> September 2000<br />

Next, the earth <strong>and</strong> sun image that I<br />

like to use from time was opened, selected<br />

(Ctrl + A for select all) <strong>and</strong> copied (Ctrl +<br />

C) into the working window.<br />

The image was pretty big, <strong>and</strong> I<br />

made a new circular selection so I could<br />

offset the image up or down, <strong>and</strong> then applied<br />

the Gimp’s Glass lens filter. After trying<br />

a few variations in the filter to get the<br />

results I liked, I changed the layer mode to<br />

screen, <strong>and</strong> reduced the layer opacity to a<br />

level I liked.<br />

Duplicating the image through image<br />

> duplicate (or Ctrl + D) then allowed<br />

me to use image > color > hue-saturation<br />

to change the color of the iris to blue. Since<br />

the iris was the only place with color, only<br />

it changed <strong>and</strong> everything else stayed the same.<br />

Merging down the layers, I selected all, copied <strong>and</strong> then<br />

pasted the eyes into a new document that was 8 inches by 10.5<br />

inches at 200 pixels per inch. The Brown eye layer was duplicated<br />

<strong>and</strong> resized four times, <strong>and</strong> the blue eye was duplicated in<br />

the same manner another two times. Because the Gimp isn’t as<br />

efficient at h<strong>and</strong>ling huge multi-megabyte images as Photoshop,<br />

if you have limited memory or scratch disk space you may have<br />

to merge down some layers <strong>and</strong> close some images to save<br />

memory <strong>and</strong> scratch disk space.<br />

The colored background was a new layer to which Filter<br />

> Render > Clouds > Plasma was applied, <strong>and</strong> then vignetted<br />

using an inverted elliptical feathered selection filled with black,<br />

<strong>and</strong> the opacity pulled down to an acceptable level. Vignetting<br />

can be very useful in creating mood, but especially useful where<br />

coloured backgrounds that may not easily translate well to a<br />

black <strong>and</strong> white image.<br />

Computer Funnies Compiled by Cindy Thorson<br />

(various authors unknown)<br />

You know You’re a Computer Geek when (Part III)...<br />

Your favorite TV channel is actually your computer screen.<br />

When having a chat means starring blankly a scrolling text<br />

on a glowing box<br />

You Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot even faster.(hey<br />

Billy, thanks.)<br />

You check your e-mail before you brush your teeth in the<br />

morning.<br />

You’re grossly offended that anyone would want to make<br />

his or her Linux box work anything like Windows 95.<br />

System Errors 101:<br />

breakfast.sys halted... cereal port not responding.<br />

coffee.sys missing... Insert cup in cup holder <strong>and</strong> press any<br />

key.<br />

Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)<br />

The BBC keys <strong>and</strong> the gold metallic lettering<br />

was copied <strong>and</strong> pasted by opening the<br />

previous month’s Photoshop cover with all it’s<br />

layers <strong>and</strong> channels (amounting to about 50<br />

megabytes of source-file space) in the Gimp,<br />

<strong>and</strong> pasting into some new layers. Cutting <strong>and</strong><br />

pasting with the gimp creates floating layers<br />

which will be familiar to users familiar to<br />

Photoshop from the 3.0 <strong>and</strong> earlier era.<br />

The layer was finally flattened <strong>and</strong> saved<br />

in TIFF format so that it could be easily placed<br />

into PageMaker.<br />

The Gimp allows for a variety of TIFF<br />

file compression modes including JPEG <strong>and</strong><br />

Packed BITS compression. At this time LZW<br />

compression is listed but not supported because<br />

of it’s propriety licence.<br />

The Gimp is available in all it’s various Linux flavors<br />

from http://gimp.org, <strong>and</strong> if you want to down load the Windows<br />

ported version go to http://gimp.org/~tml/gimp/win32, <strong>and</strong><br />

it will take you to an web page where you can download the<br />

current version (about 10+ megabytes).<br />

If you are upgrading a Windows version from an older<br />

version, then it may be necessary to delete the Gimp directory<br />

in the Program Files folder even after it has been uninstalled,<br />

<strong>and</strong> sometimes it may be further necessary to look for old glib<br />

<strong>and</strong> gtk+ libraries in addition to g*.dll files for the newer version<br />

to work properly.<br />

If you are installing into Linux, then it may be necessary<br />

to install newer glib <strong>and</strong> gtk+ libraries, especially after release<br />

gimp-1.1.14. After gimp-1.1.19, glib-1.2.8 <strong>and</strong> gtk+-1.2.8 are<br />

absolutely necessary.<br />

Billy-ware:<br />

The following are new Windows Error messages<br />

that are under consideration for the upcoming Windows<br />

Millennium edition coming to a geek-store near you:<br />

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.<br />

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.<br />

Bad comm<strong>and</strong> or file name! Go st<strong>and</strong> in the corner.<br />

This will end your Windows session.<br />

Do you want to play another game?<br />

Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now?<br />

(Y/Y)”<br />

This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world.<br />

Please log off.”<br />

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User<br />

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)<br />

To Shut down system, type “WIN”<br />

more on pg 9...<br />

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