Stacey Falconer - Big Blue and Cousins
Stacey Falconer - Big Blue and Cousins
Stacey Falconer - Big Blue and Cousins
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<strong>Big</strong> <strong>Blue</strong> & <strong>Cousins</strong> September 2000<br />
Next, the earth <strong>and</strong> sun image that I<br />
like to use from time was opened, selected<br />
(Ctrl + A for select all) <strong>and</strong> copied (Ctrl +<br />
C) into the working window.<br />
The image was pretty big, <strong>and</strong> I<br />
made a new circular selection so I could<br />
offset the image up or down, <strong>and</strong> then applied<br />
the Gimp’s Glass lens filter. After trying<br />
a few variations in the filter to get the<br />
results I liked, I changed the layer mode to<br />
screen, <strong>and</strong> reduced the layer opacity to a<br />
level I liked.<br />
Duplicating the image through image<br />
> duplicate (or Ctrl + D) then allowed<br />
me to use image > color > hue-saturation<br />
to change the color of the iris to blue. Since<br />
the iris was the only place with color, only<br />
it changed <strong>and</strong> everything else stayed the same.<br />
Merging down the layers, I selected all, copied <strong>and</strong> then<br />
pasted the eyes into a new document that was 8 inches by 10.5<br />
inches at 200 pixels per inch. The Brown eye layer was duplicated<br />
<strong>and</strong> resized four times, <strong>and</strong> the blue eye was duplicated in<br />
the same manner another two times. Because the Gimp isn’t as<br />
efficient at h<strong>and</strong>ling huge multi-megabyte images as Photoshop,<br />
if you have limited memory or scratch disk space you may have<br />
to merge down some layers <strong>and</strong> close some images to save<br />
memory <strong>and</strong> scratch disk space.<br />
The colored background was a new layer to which Filter<br />
> Render > Clouds > Plasma was applied, <strong>and</strong> then vignetted<br />
using an inverted elliptical feathered selection filled with black,<br />
<strong>and</strong> the opacity pulled down to an acceptable level. Vignetting<br />
can be very useful in creating mood, but especially useful where<br />
coloured backgrounds that may not easily translate well to a<br />
black <strong>and</strong> white image.<br />
Computer Funnies Compiled by Cindy Thorson<br />
(various authors unknown)<br />
You know You’re a Computer Geek when (Part III)...<br />
Your favorite TV channel is actually your computer screen.<br />
When having a chat means starring blankly a scrolling text<br />
on a glowing box<br />
You Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot even faster.(hey<br />
Billy, thanks.)<br />
You check your e-mail before you brush your teeth in the<br />
morning.<br />
You’re grossly offended that anyone would want to make<br />
his or her Linux box work anything like Windows 95.<br />
System Errors 101:<br />
breakfast.sys halted... cereal port not responding.<br />
coffee.sys missing... Insert cup in cup holder <strong>and</strong> press any<br />
key.<br />
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)<br />
The BBC keys <strong>and</strong> the gold metallic lettering<br />
was copied <strong>and</strong> pasted by opening the<br />
previous month’s Photoshop cover with all it’s<br />
layers <strong>and</strong> channels (amounting to about 50<br />
megabytes of source-file space) in the Gimp,<br />
<strong>and</strong> pasting into some new layers. Cutting <strong>and</strong><br />
pasting with the gimp creates floating layers<br />
which will be familiar to users familiar to<br />
Photoshop from the 3.0 <strong>and</strong> earlier era.<br />
The layer was finally flattened <strong>and</strong> saved<br />
in TIFF format so that it could be easily placed<br />
into PageMaker.<br />
The Gimp allows for a variety of TIFF<br />
file compression modes including JPEG <strong>and</strong><br />
Packed BITS compression. At this time LZW<br />
compression is listed but not supported because<br />
of it’s propriety licence.<br />
The Gimp is available in all it’s various Linux flavors<br />
from http://gimp.org, <strong>and</strong> if you want to down load the Windows<br />
ported version go to http://gimp.org/~tml/gimp/win32, <strong>and</strong><br />
it will take you to an web page where you can download the<br />
current version (about 10+ megabytes).<br />
If you are upgrading a Windows version from an older<br />
version, then it may be necessary to delete the Gimp directory<br />
in the Program Files folder even after it has been uninstalled,<br />
<strong>and</strong> sometimes it may be further necessary to look for old glib<br />
<strong>and</strong> gtk+ libraries in addition to g*.dll files for the newer version<br />
to work properly.<br />
If you are installing into Linux, then it may be necessary<br />
to install newer glib <strong>and</strong> gtk+ libraries, especially after release<br />
gimp-1.1.14. After gimp-1.1.19, glib-1.2.8 <strong>and</strong> gtk+-1.2.8 are<br />
absolutely necessary.<br />
Billy-ware:<br />
The following are new Windows Error messages<br />
that are under consideration for the upcoming Windows<br />
Millennium edition coming to a geek-store near you:<br />
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.<br />
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.<br />
Bad comm<strong>and</strong> or file name! Go st<strong>and</strong> in the corner.<br />
This will end your Windows session.<br />
Do you want to play another game?<br />
Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now?<br />
(Y/Y)”<br />
This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world.<br />
Please log off.”<br />
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User<br />
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)<br />
To Shut down system, type “WIN”<br />
more on pg 9...<br />
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