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Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott

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14<br />

You can sit anywhere. It's The Twilight Matinee (CHORD<br />

OF MUSIC) - where dreams can come true.<br />

JEREMY:<br />

I beg your pardon.<br />

SID:<br />

Oh sorry. I was miles away. Please sit anywhere you like.<br />

JEREMY MOVES TO FIND A SEAT.<br />

SID:<br />

(TO AUDIENCE) Listen to me blathering away like that. He<br />

must think I'm an idiot, but he's so handsome. Oh what's<br />

the point of thinking about it? He's into <strong>Cupid</strong> not blokes.<br />

JEREMY:<br />

Excuse me, sorry to bother you again, but Brit Laurance's in<br />

this too, isn't he?<br />

SID:<br />

Yes. Yes he is. (TO US) No! This can't be happening to me.<br />

I'm scared. What should I do? Should I go over and chat to<br />

him. He seems friendly enough. But why should he be<br />

interested in me. He's probably got loads of people after<br />

him.<br />

BLACK OUT ON SID.<br />

JEREMY IN A SPOTLIGHT SINGS "WHERE THE BOYS<br />

ARE" VERY SINCERE. NOT SENT UP, SAT IN HIS<br />

CINEMA SEAT.<br />

Where the boys are<br />

Someone waits for me<br />

A smiling face<br />

A warm embrace<br />

Two arms to hold me tenderly<br />

Where the boys are<br />

My true love will be<br />

He 's walking down some street in town<br />

And I know he's looking there for me.<br />

In the crowd of a million people<br />

I'll find my valentine<br />

And then I'll climb to the highest steeple<br />

and tell the world he's mine.

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