Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott

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NEAVE:
This doll was dressed entirely in men's clothes. Cropped
hair, leather jacket, heavy boots.
MARTY LOOKS BLANK.
She was a lesbian. Of course they get released as soon as
they reach the station, it just gives the boys a bit of fun
roughing them up in the back of the van, but this particular
little missy wasn't taking it. She fought like a wild cat, they
tell me. So much so that they had to let her cool her heals
in the slammer and as you know they take all your
possessions off you.
MARTY:
Does this story have a point?
NEAVE:
It does, and believe me you're about to feel it. This little girl
was carrying a photo of her and her particular lady friend.
Guess who it turned out to be?
MARTY:
Lassie?
NEAVE:
Funny man. I wonder if you'll be quipping when I tell you it
was none other then your hottest female star.
MARTY:
No, not Cupid.
NEAVE:
Isn't it delicious?
MARTY:
I don't believe it!
NEAVE:
Oh, it's her all right. I invested a considerable sum of the
papers money in purchasing the little snapette. There's no
doubt who it is and she isn't playing doctors and nurses
either.
MARTY:
You're bluffing.
NEAVE: