Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott

Hit it!
Dirt.
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MARTY ACCOMPANIES NEAVE SINGING THE
FOLLOWING;
When I was a just little girl
Daddy worked late at night
Passing by momma's room one time
I saw a lucrative sight
A traveling salesman and momma
Rolling around on the floor
They paid me a lot to keep quiet
But daddy paid me some more.
Dirt, delicious 4 letter word
Dirt is making me rich
Dirty secrets give me a kick
The public has a right to bitch.
Have you heard of the movie star.
Let's know him as Mr X.
They lay him out in the leather bars
To stub out thier cigarettes.
Miss Y's a glamorous godess
Whose figure's bound to apppeal
It isn't a question of diet
just vomiting up every meal.
Dirt, delicious 4 letter word
Dirt is making me rich
Dirty secrets give me a kick
The public has a right to bitch.
Have you heard about Mr Z
Romping out by the pool.
No one even suspected them
'till she turned up late at school.
Miss W's a new lover
See the presents she's sent
The silly bitch better be careful
He's gunna be the president.
Dirt, delicious 4 letter word
Dirt is making me rich
Dirty secrets give me a kick
The public has a right to-